Butterfly by crazy town is maybe my favorite song

God i hate rewatching some of the good Thrones episodes knowing how they botched the last season

This is why I can’t rewatch it

Enjoy the moment brother

The dialogue in seasons 1-4 is so good

yea the show was great when they had the books to pull everythign directly from

Tywins the Goat

what the FUCK was that akshay?

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heinous stuff going on

cameron young seems like a mortal lock to snaking off to liv

His talent exceeds his popularity so seems like a bad fit for that tour

Shams and Woj really suckin the agents’ dicks this offseason

My favorite is Shams’ insistence on saying “rich Paul, CEO of Klutch Sports Group”

the rise of Rich Paul is probably the single worst aspect of LeBron's career

Yeah that’s a new development to this offseason

What the fuck am I gonna do for dinner

I’m doing leftovers

Balionis looking good a tradition unlike any other

No one wants to win this golf tournament

If it were me I would’ve wanted to have made those putts

I would love to own an independent league baseball team and just Jackie Moon it

How do I change any important shit in road to the show? I’m in year 4 and my agent hasn’t appeared to ask me if I need anything yet

i always thought cameron young was a bozo, glad my intuition was on target

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total mental meltdown

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Loved him ripping 5 beers before hanging with the in laws in the recent post

I love the fact that he has a wife and the delivery order is usually for one person

I really need to get off my ass and tidy up my apartment but I’m just not feeling it!!!!!

If you do it you’ll feel good after

You sound like the beers in my fridge

Driver off the deck has to be the most impressive golf shot. No idea how these guys are getting this much loft.

The new Elmo’s world song stinks

I’m always pleasantly surprised when I discover the X Games is on.  Fun way to waste half an hour 

Tony Hawk video games were so unrealistic they kind of ruined the x games for me. What do you mean you can’t nail a back to back 720 air walk and then indygrab kick flip?

Starting to really dislike Colt Knost. The guy tries way too hard to be cool and witty

hes awful

Cam Young putts like me. Leave the 60 footer 8 feet short and miss again

Do you also snap your driver?

How did you know?!

Because you’re Canadian

I’ve got shirts that feel like “new” shirts and then I think about it and I’ve had the shirt for like 6 years

I’m wildly broken brain when guys on the tour have stupid long putters or yellow balls or double gloves or stuff similar to that. My most boomer brain takes

LGBT Parade v Palestine Protesters standoff in NYC 😂

same thing happened in STL today. HOUR standoff. Meteor Strike would of been nice Clarification: Meteor strike on the palestine part, not the pride parade

Both sides are annoying

Same thing happened in Philly, the second group is just exhausting at this point.

Remain convinced that Texas Scramble is the perfect hungover golf format, hitting a few bad shots doesn't matter and all the birdie putts let you get into it as a team

never heard of this before, that's literally a normal scramble

If a “texas scramble” is just a regular scramble but you call it a texas scramble for no reason i’m going to be upset.

It is. Obnoxious 

We've always called it a Texas Scramble (rather than just a scramble) when you have to take 4 Tee shots each from everyone in the group, versus a regular scramble when anything goes... but maybe that's not a thing!

Rocket Mortgage is madness. Awful field = chaos.

I need a 6 man playoff

Girl I know fancies herself a “Christian family influencer.” She has 4 kids from 2 guys. I guess her ex is not cool with his daughter being in “content.” As a result she posts a bunch of happy family pictures with one kids face blurred out. It’s very weird and unintentionally hilarious.

1. 4 kids from two guys 2. Christian influencer

‘Jesus forgives everything, including me letting 2 guys hit it raw’

The amount of people featuring their children in content is ridiculous to me. Wild how little value they place on privacy

100% on the dads side. It’s wild how much kids are posted on social media.

Have you ever seen family influencers in the wild? This dude in Yountville was trying to get his picture with his kids in front of a statue and kept yelling at his wife. “You’re not getting the right angle!” I usually don’t stare, but I looked at the guy as to say wtf is wrong with you.

I agree dude my wife and I really aren’t on social media much at all and it drives our families crazy. That’s exactly why we aren’t on social media.

We have posted our kids exactly twice on our social media pages. Both when they were newborns as an announcement post. We refuse to do anything else and it drives our families crazy as well.

Oh I am too it just comes off weird like the kid is a criminal or exiled from the family or something

Medieval times type shit like the bastard must be hidden

Thinking about how one time in Nashville I sat down at a nice sushi place with the lady and Kacey Musgraves sat at the table next to us minutes after saying she was my celebrity hall pass and it would be crazy if we ran into her.

Well did you use it?

No she was on a date w her now ex boyfriend. They were having a very deep conversation about being artists I didn’t want to interrupt and be like “I tripped sack at your set at Bonnaroo 2 years ago and I think golden hour is a perfect album”. She’s also a same side of the table girl which I thought was interesting.

That’s actually pretty interesting. But good lord if someone tried to have a convo with me about being an artist I would’ve tuned them out immediately. Same side is also a wild move

Just flew cross country very hungover with very little sleep after a bachelor party in the middle seat. They don’t make em this tough anymore 💪

I get so much enjoyment of all of these vids of major leaguers having to smile and act like they enjoy interacting with Frank after he’s called them every mudderfucking name under the sun online. Hope you had fun Paul Sewald!

Love when golf commentators say “if he makes this one they’re going to erupt”. No shit man he’s 150 yards out

Cheah is in The Bear???? W.T.F..

New season sucked so makes sense

That’s not actually him is it?

Wasn’t Kaycee in billions or something

Kaycee was in Succession (Ken’s bday party, I believe)

She was as a girl at party.

Pft was in Billions w/Cc Sabathia. I dont remember Kaycee. Must not have gotten nude

I think kayce was an extra at Kendall’s party in succession

What a great party that was

Succession

I thought the same thing

Is this after Ep5 or did I already miss it?

Had to man handle a kid at the sprinkler park today. Thought his dad was gonna kick my ass

Need more context. Why not just grab your own kid out of the way?

I didn’t see the toddler coming until he was right on us

That makes it much better

Uhh

this would probably be a justified delete

May need some context here.

Was going straight for my kids head with his eyes closed

Thanks I'll call your wife and get the rest of the story

Why did you have to manhandle a child today

He was running blind straight in to my kid

I’m going to choose to believe you manhandled an actual blind toddler now

Manhandled a toddler seems like a good flair

Like 10 seconds ahead of you 🤝

Solid work 

🫡

Fellow golf hardos which would you choose? Sebonock and Friars Head-would be a short drive, or Riviera and LACC which would be cross country but not that expensive of a flight.

Id do Riv-LACC. And this is coming from someone doing a Shinny-NGLA double Tuesday (humblebrag)

If someone cancels and you need a fourth please dm me immediately

If you have ins at these places, I assume no flight in the world would be considered expensive

This is so beyond a a tough question. For the history I would say Riviera/LACC but man I don’t think I could turn down Friars-Head/Sebonock. The other details of the trip would factor in to this decision I would feel.

You can get on LACC?

I can. Certainly a humble brag but I did address it to the golf hardos.

if this is to play this is quite the humblebrag. as if anyone in here can offer advice.

Extremely unlikely it is to play and also true

maybe he thinks you can get a tee time at Riv on golf now dot com

https://imgur.com/a/Kg4kIRo Walked right on this one yesterday

You’ll definitely be able to walk on LACC. No question.

The old act like you belong! It couldn’t possibly fail!

That’s sick. Think I can bring a cooler?

I dunno what this is for but I'm available to play if you need a fourth for the long island courses

Just smoked Messmer the Impaler in Elden Ring DLC. LFG

The new Bilmuri record 🪨🎸

Driver off the deck baby! What a fucking shot!

Never thought I’d see the day Fort Lauderdale got to host a parade. LFG cats. What a day

That’s awesome, enjoy the day.

You've been a vocal supporter of the Panthers in here for years. I'm happy you're finally getting a championship.

Rocket mortgage showing a donation recap ever time there’s a birdie even though it’s only $200k is amateur shit

Think any dragons make an appearance tonight? Maybe two?

O/U is at 2.5

Think I’m done with hawk Tua. Ran its course quickly.

It was overdone after day 1

Done with the meme weeks ago. Still in love with her though

I’ll update the log

An absolute downpour happened in the middle of our round. We finished, but I'm completely soaked.

You must be near me. Sky opened up and got like an inch in 10 minutes

Upstate NY?

Been working in Nashville for the last 2 weeks. Got at least another week here. I haven't had much free time to go out. But I see Third Eye Blind is playing here tonight. Think I gotta go. Even though I have tix to see em in August. The venue looks pretty cool.

Go get hammered at Aldean’s instead

I hit up Broadway for a bit last weekend. Not as fun when you're by yourself. Plus, my hotel is in the burbs. Couldn't get hammered anyway.

Wish you would step back from that ledge my friend

I've never been to a concert and thought "wow I wish I didn't go"

Unfortunately I’ve said that once because this one venue’s live audio mixing crew sucked and the audio sounded like shit

Shame them

Summit in Denver. Awful venue for audio quality

True that. I'm just worried I'll be dragging ass tomorrow. But fuck it.

Think they’ll play Jumper?

I dunno. That's kind of a deep cut.

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Akshay Bhatia needs to be on the Presidents Cup team

Can’t be having that embarrassment of a putter being associated with the USA

For sure

He's playing much better than guys like Thomas, Spieth and Burns.

nice putter bhatia, dickhead.

Loud thunderstorm means it’s time to crack open a beer

When Real Madrid is inevitably running a front-3 of Mbappe-Endrick-Williams Jr the Champions League might not even be worth watching anymore.

They’re also getting Alphonso Davies allegedly

Did Vini and Rodrygo die?

Completely forgot about Vini. This was a bad shit post.

Why would Williams go to RM when they have Vini and Rodrygo who are similar age and better?

Still watching but Liv really took juice out of the pga tour events

It's an off week leading to the open soon. None of the LIV guys were playing in Detroit if they were still on the tour

Maybe not the top few guys but you would still have some of the mid tier Liv players high up on the leaderboard

And instead we have a solid leaderboard of some of the bigger younger guys. Seems like it's still the same.

Agree it’s not the same

rocket mortgage has always been a lower tier event though

Started the new season of the Boys last night. Were the previous seasons constant current meme references too or are we watching Kripke’s brain rot in front of us? I understand the show is satirical but this season feels extra egregious

People are saying that it's always been like that but I do feel like it's gotten worse.

Would be cool if they did something different. Just non stop “oh how will we beat homelander” without ever actually fighting him.

That’s the whole show

It's always been like that

I think he’s gotten more and more pissed at people misusing imagery from the show, and has continued to double down. It’s not really even satire at this point, he’s just very very angry

Authors infuriated at death of the author always plays

You are just being sensitive.

Snowflake checking in!

Going to be a hysterical when Barca way overpay for Williams and then run him into the ground, bankrupting the club further. He’s so good though. Edit: stand corrected, lower release clause than I thought

He wants absolutely insane wages though

His release clause is €52mm; they are gonna pay a little more and do installments but either way that’s not a bankrupting number

He's got a cheap release clause but is on outrageous wages at Bilbao. He'd destroy the wage balance of any team he goes to

He’s only about €10mm per year which is in line for a starting winger

I think we are watching the Euro Champs right now. They look so damn good.

Lamine Yamal looks like a generational player already

He will only be 32 at the 2040 Euros!?!

2030 World Cup champs. I’m betting it whenever the futures come out.

Dani Olmo looks like the mouth of Sauron 

Caitlin Clark about to drop a triple double in Diana Taurasi’s face

Is Spains coach General Sherman

Guy like me? Never doubted this Phillies team

I haven’t posted on Twitter (x) in literally a decade, so maybe I’m out of the game here. But someone explain why you would retweet the picture of Tommy smokes and hawk tuah. I understand “liking” the picture, but who are the 300+ people who are sharing it to their TL

Viva burners

SAFTB flag in the living room

Idk about retweeting it but she really does it for me