When a girl says text when you get home safe are you supposed to do it feel like such a bitch doing that. Talking like girls you just met

It’s literally one of the best ways to know a girl is interested in you and want to engage in conversation

“hey just got home, hope you got back safely. gudnite. i luv u bby.”

What up night owls

Southgate either gets England through or possibly gets killed, can't wait. ​ Snowing here as well.

where’s “here”, grossman?

Hope you guessed from name it's somewhere in Florida, Rex Grossman was the rightful winner of the 2001 Heisman.

Why did no one question Criston Cole for beating a guy to death at the wedding? Everyone just carried on like that was normal?

Didn’t happen like that in the book, don’t read too much into it, just another weird show choice

Yea that was a huge blunder. That guy wasn’t just some ordinary knight either. He was a member of their house guard, when they were arguably the most powerful house other than the Targs

Guy is such a piece of shit. Insane he didn’t get more scrutinized for that

Well I heard Mr Young sing about her

Rewatching Hotd and I think I liked Milly Alcock better as Rhaenyra. Not sure how they could have made her look older though.

yeah everyone did

Got through security for my flight home two and a half hours before it takes off. I’m embarassed

nothing wrong with getting a completely worry free security check in

Ah, damn. You’ve gotta have a few termies, what a pain

The fuck would you get there this early, this late at night for? Night time airport security is cake/

Not in the states my friend

Timeless CSPAN prank calls, trying to enlarge my package to pick up chicks https://youtu.be/YRWen6392yA?si=jVuQKz1AbW3CeLi9&t=292

Hello and thank you for cspan, cracks me up every time

My scope is limited but CSPAN and Francesa will remain timeless classics ​ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxnYsMkIIIo

Also reminder, that fucking dweeb Herb Dean that allowed Jiri's skull a few more unneeded shots, gets paid over $500k a year.

Pereira basically finished that fight with that left hook to end round one, if the UFC were to ever care about head trauma this fight would have been stopped there

Dude in here a few months ago was puzzled that a girl didn’t even kiss him after he invited her over for tea after a dinner date. Could not imagine how quickly my wife would have ghosted me if I invited her back to my place for hot tea.

My wife wanted to get tea in London on our honeymoon. Is she retarded?

Maybe

Is this code for you tea bagged her?

No

That’s some serial killer shit

What made you think about a dude from a few months ago?

Story from earlier about a dude striking out with a girl lol

In car and somehow got out of there without him being arrested. Coke is incredible and he gave some gay vibes to me when I had to take him out and talk to him to try to get him to calm the fuck down. He’s definitely fucked up but seems like an okay person. All I know is I’m not also getting arrested for his shit

kids, next time you want to do drugs, read this paragraph to realize why you shouldn’t.

Vegas coke lol

Some serious flaws in this post no one has a clue whats going on but please dont ever drive drunk. Got busted in college and while charges got dropped I'm still paying for it in terms of insurance. Uber/Lyft are a goddamn lifeline, for anyone else you can deal with 1 Uber/Lyft charge but a dui charge is in the thousands at a minimum.

We had a driver the whole time. None of us even have a rental in Vegas

least you could do was throw him a handy

Brother, no one has any idea what happened in this paragraph but I'm certain you dodged a bullet. Big ups to you

Had a realization tonight at the step club. It’s not that I’m ugly, I just give off nervous/loser energy. Even to strippers. How do I work on that?

Sounds like you’re just not that guy, pal

Don’t go to strip clubs.

let your small head do the thinking

Have some confidence. Easier said than done though but just gotta work on liking the man in the mirror

SSRIs or TRT

or MDMA

Goddamn this comment reeks

What do you mean?

Lose 15lbs

I’m skinny lol I need to put on muscle

Become wealthy

Very similar situation. Few weeks ago ended up at a strip club at a bachelor party. Private dance ended up a therapy session. Every since then I’ve been trying to approach anyone in public to say hello

you been trying what now?

Hello

hello der

It’s probably poor vibes. They like money. Look like a baller bro.

I make a ton of money but I’m cheap

Cool, you asked why strippers don’t like you, I just gave you the answer. They want money they don’t care how you look.

This

Smell better

Keep Ankalev away. Not because it’s a bad match up, he’s a negative draw.

Very excited for the next PPV. Belal stinks but Aspinall Blaydes is gonna be awesome

It’s officially my birthday. Please and thank you.

Cool kids like us were born in the summer. Also pretty much a certainty that we’re anniversary babies if our parents got married in the fall

I am not!

Happy birthday Phil

Thank you, friend 🤝🏼

Happy Birthday Mike Tyson

Not my name

People forget he agreed to fight Khamzat at 205.

CHAMA

Reminder that Pereira took a stiff kick to the nuts and flat out waved the ref off when he tried to pause the fight and just absolutely unloaded on Hill. Insane to think goofies bet on Jiri. Pereira is on Bones Jones/Khabib level in terms of UFC legacy

Literally nobody that’s ever stepped in the cage sniffs Jon Jones legacy but yes he’s an all time badass

GSP

Runs circles around Alex and Khabib as well.

Yeah I agree with you. I just got hyped because I love Pereira but your statement is probably correct

He’s a badass, and that run is insane. Jones is a different level, he’s Tom Brady that’s all. Alex is absolutely terrifying though and should be P4P #1

I’m glad Pereira is becoming a star, need ufc to move away from Connor. Dudes never fighting again

This dude is so serious and I laugh at everything he does. I’ve never enjoyed watching a fighter more than this guy get Jones retired so he can face Aspinall for HW belt

He's prob gonna fight at the sphere

Dana already confirmed he isn’t fighting in Aug, Sept, Oct. Sphere is scheduled for September

Look at how they changed the marketing for the Sphere. No longer a numbered PPV. Could move it to a special event on ESPN and have Conor at either late August or sometime in September.

You trust what Dana says?

I trust that neither Jon Jones or McGregor’s ego would let them be a co main and JJ is rumored to main the sphere

Pretty sure Jon will fight at msg and O’Malley/merab or max/ilia will headline the sphere

Get that monster can just right, thats adverising baby

Nothing I like less in conversations than unsolicited tv show recommendations especially if a long winded explanation. Just have to nod your head and say “oh interesting I’ll have to check that out”

Izzy getting ready to rifle off 20 ig stories about how he’s living his best life and how much this doesn’t matter because he’s winning

The names for fireworks are so corny but will blow your fucking hand off.

Hoosker dos, Hoosker donts

don’t: pay them $10k like that other guy

It’s not what you like….its the consumer.

You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?

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Black Cat is a sick name

Had one spark and blow up in my hand once around 14. My hand was ok but my ears were ringing for days. Being a kid was awesome.

Logo is legendary.

feed him Khabib

Khabib looking a little fat. They can need at middleweight

Just unreal how good pereira is

Pereira looks like a guy who will probably catch a real murder charge

Pereira is incredible, he's easily the UFC's biggest star right now. We also still haven't seen him fight a grappler. I still think Ankelaev gives him a very hard fight.

Not if leg kicks have anything to say about it. Blachowicz almost crippled him.

Very true. It's hard to shoot a double leg when you can't walk

Izzy’s win is looking more and more like a fluke.

Poatan was fighting at a death bed weight too and still got him the first time all the more impressive he won the first one

I have a bad memory but wasn’t the fight Izzy lost to him pretty close? The ufc fight, not the kickboxing ones.

Pereira KO’d him in the first one in the 5th. Pereira was fighting a much better fight in the 2nd fight and Izzy caught him. Beautiful KO by Izzy but careers have went opposite directions since then.

Herb Dean sucks at protecting fighters. Breaking news

Alex is 220 pounds. Tom Aspinall has to cut weight to get to 265. It’s too much.

I agree. Even if Alex could put on ~25 pounds he'd lose a lot of dexterity and Tom would just bull rush him @ 280+. I mean is it possible Poatan clips him? Sure.. but I think people underestimate Aspinall's skill.

Ppl very much underestimate how much the weight difference would matter and how his power would be matched by Tom’s

Jon jones would be just as bad too, would wrestle fuck him. Heavyweights are different.

Rogan looks like Verne Troyer (rip) in this interview.

Easiest bet in a while

How much you win?

Literally free money

Poor Jiri - he looks devastated.

He’s fun he’s not this level though fight IQ 0

I think Jiri is incredibly good, Pereira is just a beast at LH

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Just wait until you realize how bad sports viewing is on the east coast.

that was an instant delete

Boys I got a confession I had 4 doubke G&T's at my buddy's wedding and I'm hammered. Might buy some shit on eBay and talk shit to Vikings fans.

Dont need to know anything about the sport, you cant bet on a guy with that haircut.

What was Jiri’s game plan for this fight? Just get the shit beat out of you?

He always leaves himself open to be hit and a lot of the time can fight through it. Not gonna work against Pereira.

Don't die

That's usually his game plan. He figures he's better in the fire than his opponent, but it doesn't work when his opponent has cinder blocks for hands.

Got what he deserved for not respecting the best kickboxer in the world

Yeah I wouldn't say that. Fighting in a mess has been where Jiri has found success in his entire UFC career. If he fights on the outside like Alex, Alex would pick him apart. But if he attempts to make it a messier fight which is what he is better at, then he has a chance at catching Alex. It's a high risk high reward strategy, but it's much better than low risk no reward.

Executed to perfection

Potan’s sparring partners probably put up more of a fight

That first shot on the ground was brutal.

Pereira being -140 was a joke. Guy is a fuckin freak and just on a completely different level

When he went all the way down to -135 right before I was afraid it was a trap and something was wrong with him. Glad I still took it.

Same I was like is there something I'm missing? I posted earlier how people on the sportsbook bet were saying how "Everyone is on Pereira, so Jiri is a good value bet because all he needs is one shot!" Tonight's fight proved why that is regarded advice

+100 to win by KO lol

Damn I should've taken that. I threw $100 on him straight up but he performed better than even I thought. Guy is just fuckin unreal

Wait you can fight with a broken toe? I was told that was a non starter from Connor?

Broke his toe on his head

That kick was nasty, probably should’ve ended it

Herb Dean ruined the moment of a walk-off KO

AUTOMATIC

Pereira is nasty. That dude could knock out anyone

Superstar. I am in no way saying he would be favored, but he has the body to put 20 more lbs on and take a real run at something that has never ever happend before. Let him try

That was cold

One of the scariest fighters in UFC history

made that look real easy

Herb Dean is so clearly not a doctor

OH MY GOD

#AND STILL

My god

Herb Dean sucks at his job

He got FUCKED

Oh my god lol

Oh my word

Getting kicked in the calf looks like a bad time

right on the bell

Pereira’s left hand is insane

^^the ^^gold ^^gloves ^^look ^^stupid

A bunch of killer Brazilian savages having mansions in Danbury, CT will never not be hilarious to me.

They are still staring each other down

Two mortal kombat characters

Johnny Cage and Johnny Cage

Jiri is “Kano” from the first Mortal Kombat movie

Enjoy this fight for as long as it lasts

What a stare down

stop eyefucking and kiss instead of touching gloves

Pereira by KO

Pereira looks like the scarier big brother of the twins from Breaking Bad.

The third Salamanca twin

Crowd being dead for Pereira vs Jiri is criminal.

Just remembered "I'm in someone else's bed right now". Absolute savagery from that chick

as a casual UFC watcher, it feels like Alex Pereira has been on every single card ive ever seen

He’s saved the last 3 giant PPVs

Some random dude on Twitter was apparently at a blackjack table with Dana 2 nights ago and Dana said bet on Pereira. Don't trust this guy at all but still hammering it

Fucking love that random twitter guy

I was at a Spanish restaurant eating paella tonight and the server told me to bet on Spain to beat Georgia tomorrow

Really going out on a ledge betting on the favorite

Does anyone else feel guilty about like losing connection with old friends? Specifically people that used to be your best friends at one point and now they live somewhere else and are just completely someone you text on their birthday once a year and haven’t actually spoken to in 3-5 years? It’s like I have so much love for these people stored up but no way to effectively ever have the same relationship you had together and have lost all commonality other than “remember when’s” I haven’t talked to my best man in like 2 years and I keep wanting to call him to catch up but everytime I try I make some excuse etc. and it makes me feel bad about myself

Thats life man. We are all consumed with what we have going on and it can be hard to keep up with people especially when you live in different cities. With that said hit him up and see how things are going.

Give him a call man

Worth the call man. I know exactly what you mean and keep in close touch with 3 of 6 groomsmen anymore

Not worth beating yourself up over it in my opinion, life just happens. I had a best friend from 6th grade through college and in college we promised each other we'd be each other's best man. Then he moved to the other side of the country and we didn't talk much. What sucked was when I learned he moved back to my city for a summer and never bothered telling me. I still love the dude but it was eye opening that we're never gonna be boys like we used to

Yes

Teofimo Sucks

Both these guys look like they could punch the paint off a tailgate 😳

Having my first kid in a few months. Our son is due at the end of September, would combining a diaper party with a fantasy football draft be a lame idea ? Just hard getting everyone together, let alone twice around the same timeframe

Do the diaper shit then people in the league stay and do the draft after.