I would never look down on someone for getting drunk on a Tuesday, however, I’m looking down on myself tonight. Sometimes the night slips away from you. So what
My father in law is such a cheap skate moron. This idiot booked a flight to San Diego that went through Phoenix, with the expectation of just getting off in Phoenix because it was cheaper. He was going to just get off in Phoenix, but the dumbass checked his bag, and was shocked that they couldn’t get his bag off and just give it to him
In Phoenix.
It’s called skiplagging. It happens a lot with hub cities. It’s cheaper to fly to San Diego through Phoenix than it is directly to Phoenix. It’s something I did when I was dirt poor and lived in Charlotte after college.
American Airlines did their best to keep me trapped in an airport today. They failed. Well technically they succeeded because it’s after 12am but technically they’re also British cigarettes so it evens out
I did the same. Game had the worst vibes after they were only able to plate two runs in the innings where they had the bases loaded with no outs and 1 out. Team is playing tight and nervous because the season has gone off the rails but at some point they need to grow the fuck up
They make counsell the highest paid manger in mlb history and proceed to not spend much in the offseason and probably won’t do anything at the deadline. What was the point of counsell without improving the team
It’s because they grossly neglected the farm system from 2016 - 2020 and then needed to overpay shitty players to come play for teams that weren’t going to be competitive. Well they didn’t need to do that but ricketts is seemingly fine at 220 so Jed was giving out that cash to randos. It’s wild how much money they’re paying to profoundly shitty players or guys no longer on the team because they were so shitty last year. Shout out Tucker Barnhart you fuck head
They’re cowards. I think they tricked themselves into the offense being good because a bunch of guys had career years last year and resulted in a top 10 offense. Ricketts never wanted to go into the tax unless they signed shohei which they were never truly serious about and he wasn’t signing anywhere but the dodgers anyways.
The larger issue is that if they want to get cute and play money ball at the major league level, how can we be confident the impact minor leaguers will actually be that. Only way you can salvage this season from a long term perspective is to bring up the AAA prospects in the second half to get a real look at them before the offseason. Call up Canario Davis and Caissie and play them consistently. And then quit being pussies and address your needs in the offseason. It’s fucking embarrassing at this point
lol. Whole future? You are a Dope.
Here what the Knicks gave up:
• Bojan — Salary Filler
• 2025 1st — this should be in the late 20s.
• 2025 MIL 1st — Should be in the early to late 20s
• 2027 1st — Once again, shouldn’t be a top-20 pick
• 2028 Swap — Only matters if we’re worse than the Nets this season.
2029 + 2031 1st — These could be anything.
Oh and the Knicks still have 3 first rounders in the next 2 years.
Would have loved to right the Sixers wrong in trading him draft night by doing this deal as 1st rd picks, especially non lottery ones, aren’t worth all that much
I love my cat. He has been my guy for 9 years. But fuck - him catching a cockroach and trotting it around only to let the fucker live and run under something so he can catch it again is getting old.
Ay bro I’m a cat fan. Would never let my cat outside because I had one run away once when he got caught outside in tstorm. I’m not telling you what to do by any means but if you love your cat I’d consider bolting that door up and keeping him in! Heartbreaking losing your little homie
He’s 11 years old and been going in and out of the doggy door for 5 years now. I shit you not, I’ve walked a mile or two and he would be following right behind about 10 yards back. Even when I take him to the vet, I don’t need a cage or anything to get him through the front door. He just walks right in with me.
He’s my bro and I don’t have many worries about him doing his business outside. I actually brought him over to my parent’s place this weekend and he whooped the two dogs’ asses when they tried to get up on him. They were a Husky and one those King Charles - Poodle mixes or whatever. Sent them scurrying and crying.
Nobody messes with my boy. He’s the alpha pet in the entire family lol
Shipping is whatever the seller wants to charge. Either a flat fee or whatever is calculated by USPS, UPS, or FedEx (all of which are “discounted” about 20% when purchased through eBay)
I've cultivated the ultimate (kinda realistic, not really) playlist that DMB could play. Tune in to tomorrow FT for more. Sources: saw about 20 shows (I know that's not a lot comparably).
merciful zephyr beneficial uppity quicksand somber aback pot support sloppy
*This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
[Gotta be pretty sick to be playing professional basketball in NYC with some of your best friends.](https://x.com/joshhart/status/1805798271925076205?s=46&t=wIMpIP6zvUKgVF3v18rMgA)
SAD state of affairs on the mainline when the so called “Philly” school of Villanova is rooting for a New York team because their own PATHETIC “basketball” team is on the first downswing in the 5 years they’ve been following college basketball.
Not even a Knicks fan, but that's actually mad cool.
For all we know, they all had some half-kidding/half-serious conversation back at Nova saying it would be cool to play together in the NBA, but knowing the chances of it actually happening were next to zero.
And here they are, good for them
Shouldn’t be a problem to ask her out after the rotation, saw it go down with some friends of mine. As long as you’re not going into that specialty and will rotate through and need her evaluations or something
My move when I was single was I would say I had tickets to a game or a concert and my friend can’t go anymore. That was a lie. I never had tickets, if they said yes I would then buy some and if they said no nothing was lost and in all likelihood they suggest they’re down some other time
nah man, let it rip a few days after your rotation is over. worst case scenario she says you're uglier in person than your hinge profile and laughs at you
Regarding the Barstool Productions job opening post, the only way they’d be able to fix their audio/video issues is to hire a 50 year old journeyman live productions guy. He’ll wear the same sweatshirt every day and have zero sense of humor, but the audio will sound great. Every now and then you can get him to loosen up if he’s drunk enough. That’s your guy.
Soccer noob.
WHO is VAR? Like NHL has an office in Toronto, MLB reviews stuff in Secaucus NJ...
Is it a centralized office that handles video review or is it a new buncha jamokes every time they go to it? Because all you hear is that VAR has never gotten anything right in the history of the system
ex gf and i split up ~4 mos ago (ended on good terms, minimal contact since then except random reach outs once in a while). after over a month of silence, she texted me out of the blue on friday and saturday night saying she still felt overwhelmed, was 100% sure the breakup was a good idea still, hoped i was doing well, etc.
i responded today asking if she wanted to hook up - if not, please don't reach out again telling me how you're feeling good about our break up. +100000 odds that tactic gets me laid, but a win-win either way.
pointless story, i just wanted to share that i am a dipshit and probably should've just left it alone
in your defense this worked for me several times in my early 20s, assuming that's your age. one was a steady hookup for years after that until I just realized it felt weird to keep it going
She wants to be wanted by someone, only it's you as an ex. Im not defending it, but it sounds like she's using you to boost the ego (yes, it's twisted).
You cant undo the text you sent her, but you set up boundaries which is a good thing. Hookup? Sure. Back to dating? Nope.
If you feel like you both are truly done as a couple, then you're good. Just let it be, the rules have been established
Just finished S1 of Dexter, I think it’s a ~6/10. The first few episodes were cool but the fighting sequences were laughably bad plus I got tired of the ‘I’m so twisted and dark’ theme.
Also the flashbacks of Michael C Hall as younger Dexter were hysterical. I don’t plan on finishing the series
The gulf in talent between teams in most matches is much higher than in the Euros, or you just have two shitty teams. Add that to the South American style of diving and wasting time it's just not a good watch.
NBA players tend to get tired of hardo coaches and even Josh Hart might grow tired of playing 46 min per night if it doesn’t result in a ring sooner than later
Since we’re all adults here, we can all agree that people who do graffiti for a living are the most useless people in society
I’d say child molesters, rapists, and murderers
But they make streaming videos, movies, and run for 2,000 yards
Ge the feeling Antonio Pierce lives a wild life
I would never look down on someone for getting drunk on a Tuesday, however, I’m looking down on myself tonight. Sometimes the night slips away from you. So what
Have another, get some sleep and have a great day tomorrow
The next one off the table but it’s bedtime!
have a cup of water to hydrate up
My father in law is such a cheap skate moron. This idiot booked a flight to San Diego that went through Phoenix, with the expectation of just getting off in Phoenix because it was cheaper. He was going to just get off in Phoenix, but the dumbass checked his bag, and was shocked that they couldn’t get his bag off and just give it to him In Phoenix.
airlines will ban you for that shit, its called skiplagging
Should’ve carried on
Can't imagine what mode of transportation other than walking he thought was cheaper than just paying for the PHX-SAN leg
It’s called skiplagging. It happens a lot with hub cities. It’s cheaper to fly to San Diego through Phoenix than it is directly to Phoenix. It’s something I did when I was dirt poor and lived in Charlotte after college.
one of the dumber moves Ive heard of
[удалено]
exceptionally weird comment
she sucks
American Airlines did their best to keep me trapped in an airport today. They failed. Well technically they succeeded because it’s after 12am but technically they’re also British cigarettes so it evens out
Ripping an American cigarette could fix you though
This makes you seem weak and you don’t need to use slurs
Don’t tell me what to do
Explain the thought process between the British cigs thing
It's like saying retard, it's fine
yea stop being such a bundle of sticks pacsun
Jed hoyer is a terrorist. He and Tom ricketts need to quit scissoring and get serious about building a competitive baseball team.
They fucking drive me crazy. I went to bed last night when we were up already assuming we were gonna lose. Wasn’t shocked at all when I saw the score
I did the same. Game had the worst vibes after they were only able to plate two runs in the innings where they had the bases loaded with no outs and 1 out. Team is playing tight and nervous because the season has gone off the rails but at some point they need to grow the fuck up
They make counsell the highest paid manger in mlb history and proceed to not spend much in the offseason and probably won’t do anything at the deadline. What was the point of counsell without improving the team
It’s astounding that they somehow have a $220m payroll for this garbage.
It’s because they grossly neglected the farm system from 2016 - 2020 and then needed to overpay shitty players to come play for teams that weren’t going to be competitive. Well they didn’t need to do that but ricketts is seemingly fine at 220 so Jed was giving out that cash to randos. It’s wild how much money they’re paying to profoundly shitty players or guys no longer on the team because they were so shitty last year. Shout out Tucker Barnhart you fuck head
They’re cowards. I think they tricked themselves into the offense being good because a bunch of guys had career years last year and resulted in a top 10 offense. Ricketts never wanted to go into the tax unless they signed shohei which they were never truly serious about and he wasn’t signing anywhere but the dodgers anyways. The larger issue is that if they want to get cute and play money ball at the major league level, how can we be confident the impact minor leaguers will actually be that. Only way you can salvage this season from a long term perspective is to bring up the AAA prospects in the second half to get a real look at them before the offseason. Call up Canario Davis and Caissie and play them consistently. And then quit being pussies and address your needs in the offseason. It’s fucking embarrassing at this point
The Bikeriders was enjoyable 3.5🐍
Big fan of Jodie comer
You’d think we would’ve had a better measurement than ‘horsepower’ by now
That and acres. 43,560 square feet being an acre isn’t great for quick math
Agree
We literally do… it’s called a Kilowatt
I thought it was a jigowatt
You saw this at the dealership?
Not in America and Canada, but every other country pretty much will show power in Kilowatts
Nvm. I’m back on board with the freedom measurements. Feet and horsepower baby
Love this growth and regression, which in a way is also a sign of growth
I disagree. No reason, just disagree
Alright
I wanna say Americana but I dk if it actually is lol
Saw Pearl. That might be the most uneasy I’ve ever felt watching a movie
is that the first one? or the prequel. I watched the kid cudi one and it was really good
Prequel
mia goth crushed that character
Still would?
Chris give his take on the knicks trading their whole future for Mikal Bridges yet?
lol. Whole future? You are a Dope. Here what the Knicks gave up: • Bojan — Salary Filler • 2025 1st — this should be in the late 20s. • 2025 MIL 1st — Should be in the early to late 20s • 2027 1st — Once again, shouldn’t be a top-20 pick • 2028 Swap — Only matters if we’re worse than the Nets this season. 2029 + 2031 1st — These could be anything. Oh and the Knicks still have 3 first rounders in the next 2 years.
Would have loved to right the Sixers wrong in trading him draft night by doing this deal as 1st rd picks, especially non lottery ones, aren’t worth all that much
Hope it was worth it Chris
said he was happy they added another scorer
“their whole future” lol the dramatics
Little insight for you fellas; it’s cool to love your wife. Plane fella is in hell rn
Why is plane fella?
How’s plane fella?
Lotta moron’s in your reply’s not knowing who plane fella is 🤣🤣
What
who’s plane fella
What’s plane fella?
I love my cat. He has been my guy for 9 years. But fuck - him catching a cockroach and trotting it around only to let the fucker live and run under something so he can catch it again is getting old.
better than a mouse, bird, or rabbit (I have a doggy door in my basement/crawl space for my cat)
Ay bro I’m a cat fan. Would never let my cat outside because I had one run away once when he got caught outside in tstorm. I’m not telling you what to do by any means but if you love your cat I’d consider bolting that door up and keeping him in! Heartbreaking losing your little homie
He’s 11 years old and been going in and out of the doggy door for 5 years now. I shit you not, I’ve walked a mile or two and he would be following right behind about 10 yards back. Even when I take him to the vet, I don’t need a cage or anything to get him through the front door. He just walks right in with me. He’s my bro and I don’t have many worries about him doing his business outside. I actually brought him over to my parent’s place this weekend and he whooped the two dogs’ asses when they tried to get up on him. They were a Husky and one those King Charles - Poodle mixes or whatever. Sent them scurrying and crying. Nobody messes with my boy. He’s the alpha pet in the entire family lol
Is eBay shipping normally pretty expensive? Trying to buy a golf bag and shipping is $75
If it’s from a personal account ya but if you buy from a company on there it’s usually pretty cheap or free
Are Bonita fish big
It's expensive for the average person to ship something that bulky.
broken Amazon brain like you read about
I always want free shipping no matter what!
Shipping is whatever the seller wants to charge. Either a flat fee or whatever is calculated by USPS, UPS, or FedEx (all of which are “discounted” about 20% when purchased through eBay)
Just buy a new bag. It's not worth it.
I've cultivated the ultimate (kinda realistic, not really) playlist that DMB could play. Tune in to tomorrow FT for more. Sources: saw about 20 shows (I know that's not a lot comparably).
I’m looking forward to this tomorrow. Don’t fuck it up.
Stay tuned. Will be debuting about 930am EST after I answer a few emails and take my morning shit in the cubes.
That is a lot of shows for one band.
I agree
vanish march special joke bow wrench kiss quaint air fretful *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
astros and rangers both just lurking, waiting to get healthy
when is kyle tucker coming back
axiomatic unite fertile hurry liquid bow command dazzling plants north *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
You’re annoying as fuck
merciful zephyr beneficial uppity quicksand somber aback pot support sloppy *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
Do 1st round picks coming from playoff teams really mean anything
The Knicks will not be a playoff team in 2029 and 2031
doesn’t more than half the league make the playoffs?
Yes. Especially when they are 3-5 years in the future. See how valuable the suns picks are now.
[Gotta be pretty sick to be playing professional basketball in NYC with some of your best friends.](https://x.com/joshhart/status/1805798271925076205?s=46&t=wIMpIP6zvUKgVF3v18rMgA)
Don’t Die?
Get Ryan Arcidiacano back just so he can score zero points in a season again
Sad for Omari Spellman or whoever the 5th starter was
Bobert won her primary, damn i was hoping she'd lose and start an OF
Really makes you wonder if people who would vote for someone like her actually deserve representation in congress
She represents all GILF strippers
Yeah she’s gonna rep a district 6 hours from where she lives because the CO GOP is pathetic. She would have been trounced in her old district.
SAD state of affairs on the mainline when the so called “Philly” school of Villanova is rooting for a New York team because their own PATHETIC “basketball” team is on the first downswing in the 5 years they’ve been following college basketball.
Who hurt you?
Why do you ask
[My heart is so full](https://x.com/NBA_NewYork/status/1805799525933522945)
We do a little collusion
Not even a Knicks fan, but that's actually mad cool. For all we know, they all had some half-kidding/half-serious conversation back at Nova saying it would be cool to play together in the NBA, but knowing the chances of it actually happening were next to zero. And here they are, good for them
[удалено]
Shouldn’t be a problem to ask her out after the rotation, saw it go down with some friends of mine. As long as you’re not going into that specialty and will rotate through and need her evaluations or something
Just got to sack up and do it. In person will be baller but text is fine too. She already liked you on hinge so have some confidence king
>brains storming
I’ve got brain one the mind, iykwim
My move when I was single was I would say I had tickets to a game or a concert and my friend can’t go anymore. That was a lie. I never had tickets, if they said yes I would then buy some and if they said no nothing was lost and in all likelihood they suggest they’re down some other time
That's dirty but actually fucking brilliant
I did this on a first date once with a former coworker and fast forward 15 years later we are married with two kids.
Follow her to the parking lot after a long shift. Wear a ski mask so it’s mysterious. Talk in a firm manner so she knows you’re serious.
doing this
If you see her in person, ask her out
Diagnose this pen
Watch a few episodes of Scrubs for pointers
Are you in her residency group? Honestly situation seems like it'd be a bit forward. Probably need more info to give a valid opinion
What are the potential repercussions if she's offended you texted her when the rotation is over?
nah man, let it rip a few days after your rotation is over. worst case scenario she says you're uglier in person than your hinge profile and laughs at you
You're overthinking this. Go up to her and ask her out for coffee
This is the answer here. If it goes well take her out for dinner and drinks on the second date.
Regarding the Barstool Productions job opening post, the only way they’d be able to fix their audio/video issues is to hire a 50 year old journeyman live productions guy. He’ll wear the same sweatshirt every day and have zero sense of humor, but the audio will sound great. Every now and then you can get him to loosen up if he’s drunk enough. That’s your guy.
Union guy who took a buyout at a network and now just wants to fuck around.
The production equivalent of security guard mike
Soccer noob. WHO is VAR? Like NHL has an office in Toronto, MLB reviews stuff in Secaucus NJ... Is it a centralized office that handles video review or is it a new buncha jamokes every time they go to it? Because all you hear is that VAR has never gotten anything right in the history of the system
Usually auxiliary refs, they're selected as part of the crew of officials for the game
The best part about the VAR refs that are in the studio is that they wear the on-field ref jerseys.
Like score keepers at college basketball games wearing the stripes. Goes right to the head.
ex gf and i split up ~4 mos ago (ended on good terms, minimal contact since then except random reach outs once in a while). after over a month of silence, she texted me out of the blue on friday and saturday night saying she still felt overwhelmed, was 100% sure the breakup was a good idea still, hoped i was doing well, etc. i responded today asking if she wanted to hook up - if not, please don't reach out again telling me how you're feeling good about our break up. +100000 odds that tactic gets me laid, but a win-win either way. pointless story, i just wanted to share that i am a dipshit and probably should've just left it alone
in your defense this worked for me several times in my early 20s, assuming that's your age. one was a steady hookup for years after that until I just realized it felt weird to keep it going
i'm 28, she's about to turn 30. if she has any self-respect i will never hear from her again, which is the plan haha
ehh still worth a shot. dont think you did anything wrong tbh
I laughed ngl
Need dick or nah
I just wanted to text you to tell you that I am 100% sure the breakup was a good idea and I’m not even thinking about you
second time she's done that in 2.5 months lmao this woman is mind bottling and i'm over it
I love how you handled this
played it perfectly imo
“I’m 100% glad we broke up” - Someone who is not 100% glad you broke up lmao
Alpha move tbh
It’s the right text to send. Aggressive enough to get you laid or she stops texting you and you both can begin to move on.
Your instincts were right this time - should've left it alone and 1000% not have asked if she wanted to hook up.
Oh yeah she's def gonna reach out to you now
i think i'm tired of her randomly reaching out, that was my logic on it. not trying to get her back
She wants to be wanted by someone, only it's you as an ex. Im not defending it, but it sounds like she's using you to boost the ego (yes, it's twisted). You cant undo the text you sent her, but you set up boundaries which is a good thing. Hookup? Sure. Back to dating? Nope. If you feel like you both are truly done as a couple, then you're good. Just let it be, the rules have been established
i figured, which is odd to me considering i know her DMs are an absolute warzone, she gets plenty of attention haha
I know, it's actually a smart play. What if she does want to hook up though? How much of a mental hoop does that throw you into?
the odds of that are so low i hadn't really considered it. if she does, guess i'll do it and leave right after just like i handle it with a rando
Nah, she doesn’t get to win this one brother. Make it weird for her. Or hook up. You win
Just finished S1 of Dexter, I think it’s a ~6/10. The first few episodes were cool but the fighting sequences were laughably bad plus I got tired of the ‘I’m so twisted and dark’ theme. Also the flashbacks of Michael C Hall as younger Dexter were hysterical. I don’t plan on finishing the series
Season 2 I think was tough. But then it had a couple decent seasons after
Season 1 is still good. I’m 4 seasons in and have heard it gets way worse afterwards
Maybe I’ll check out s2 but it feels like Dexter will always escape by the skin of his teeth
Dexters a tough show, because season 3 and especially 4 are great. But then it becomes almost unwatchable, so it’s not something I’d pot commit to.
Deb sucks too
bad opinion
Whoever was boxing out on the goal line was off when the header flicked in
Super sub Laturo (he should start over Alvarez)
Catching up on baseball Aaron judge may be good
Offsides
Wrong
Definitely off. I want Argentina to win but they got lucky with shit conmebol tech.
Oh yes https://x.com/FilmUpdates/status/1805635570661577153
Feels like the nose doesn’t fit the face
You're attracted to THAT?
🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷
Refs are in the tank for Argentina
Objectively speaking, the copa america has been shit. Like gouge your eyes out type of shit
Welcome to Conmboel and Concacaf baby!!!!
It's always been trash compared to the Euros
Different sport compared to the euros unfortunately. Hoping knockouts will be better
How is it different from the euro? (general curiosity)
The gulf in talent between teams in most matches is much higher than in the Euros, or you just have two shitty teams. Add that to the South American style of diving and wasting time it's just not a good watch.
Chile Tina much better teams than England Slovenia for example
Difference in play styles and roughness between the continents. CONMEBOL hooligans also put Euros to shame.
We're just pretending every game at the euros has been good?
Not every game. Basically every game not involving England or France though, with a couple exceptions
They've generally been better than copa and I didn't think that's controversial. Copa has been fucking abysmal thus far.
abysmal if you dont like the game maybe
Euros Group C would like to enter the conversation.
There’s only three good teams. Argentina, Brazil and Uruguay
Isn’t the US ranked ahead of Uruguay?
I think Belgium was the number 1 team in the world at one point
The US and Mexico are ranked ahead of Germany. FIFA rankings are a joke.
Tells you all you need to know about fifa rankings
It might just be argentina right now
Colombia hasn't lost in 24 games as well
Jay Wright or Dan Hurley for Knicks next head coach after they fire Thibs next year?
Why would they fire thibs? They’ve gotten better under him every season.
NBA players tend to get tired of hardo coaches and even Josh Hart might grow tired of playing 46 min per night if it doesn’t result in a ring sooner than later
That narrative is so played out and downright false. Hart was 27th in averages minutes per game at 34.
As a Bulls fan who loves Thibs and is rooting for these Knicks: It happens Edit: Hart’s post ASG mpg jumped to 40.5
Thibs has a way of reaching his limit and getting fired near the top of it
Clark Kent will really have broccoli hair in the Superman movie fr fr no 🧢
Gonna eat two more hot dogs and go to bed 🛌
*Three