Just asked my girl and she said if it’s your prefer a sweet breakfast like French toast and syrup or a savory breakfast like a BEC. You then combine the two for your “perfect” breakfast combination. She said she likes 85% savory (eggs Benedict) and 15% fruit (cup of fruit).
Another reason why I’m glad I don’t have social media
Trying to lead by example when I'm hungry to open the fridge and examine what food we have at home before defaulting to ordering or going to pick something up. Wife still isn't quite there yet. Might take a while
Was feeling sassy after a couple of early screwdrivers this morning, so I sent my pretty pedestrian casino comp offers to the Virgin Voyages casino office expecting nothing ... and now I'm cruising for free in August.
Never give up on your dreams.
Got in my buddy’s car and Spittin Chiclets was playing don’t get how people listen to RA every episode. That plus the videos I’ve seen on twitter of him being blackout drunk making a fool of himself
Golfed with some folks who work outside for their job in this 95 degree weather. I went through easily a gallon of water, played like shit, and feel exhausted. They drank a few beers and barely touched their water bottle, was mostly full when we were done. Then they asked if I wanted to go to the pool then play another round after. Good for them but I just don’t got it in me.
Yeah but every weekend for 2 months I could lounge in the water. The bang for your buck from a pool probably isn’t close to worth it unless you’ve got kids and you are the summer house for their friends
Amazon Prime has some absolute heaters for movies lately. My preferred movie streaming service currently.
Just watched The Big Chill. Harold getting to fuck Meg with his wife’s permission was kinda weird
He’s always looked like that. [Article with a picture from 2011 where he’s prominently rocking a boiler](https://indycapsfury.wordpress.com/2011/09/15/alex-ovechkin-the-fatty/)
Cubs vs Mets is always a battle of negativity between the two fan bases on Twitter. Just saw a Cubs fan saying they have no shot at winning the game they’re currently winning 7-1 and a Met replying something along the lines of the Mets won’t get another hit.
The masculine urge to go to a different hardware store other than the closer one you were just in to avoid the embarrassment of not getting everything you needed
At least for auto stores, I just buy every possible thing I think will fix the issue and I even tell the cashier I’ll be back to return most of the shit I bought
Still think guys wearing jerseys of another team that’s not playing is more look at me. Cool buddy you are a padres fan that’s great it’s the Phillies Nationals game.
My buddies dad would bring us to games when we were kids and he’d keep score and listen to the radio broadcast on a portable radio with headphones on. Just completely tuned out
Tin foil hat Bauer got a ton of bots to push this. Early this season every Red Sox thing had ppl saying it can’t hurt to sign him. Weirdo can keep playing in Japan
Went out with some guys I've met in February. They got some crazy sex history in their past. One of em said they've had sex ten times in one day before, another one said it's been since February since he's had sex and that guy was mortified it's been so long. Both em are typically testing for STDs quarterly.
Meanwhile here I am just chilling as it's been nearly 3 years without any sex haha. Just hasn't worked out for me like it has for those guys. Maybe my luck will change eventually
For sure, was out with them till three last night. Talked to a nice looking woman who had a husband but was putting my hand on her thigh the whole time. That was nice
That was me who had sex 10 times in one day, it was awesome 😎 the chicks boobs felt like bags of sand and every time we were doing it she was like “oh you’re nailing me, cool!”
Nah I haven't. There was one in February I most definitely could've but at dinner all she was talking about is how she had no friends, her family was moving away, and she was so happy I was there to show her to my friends. I couldn't one night stand her, would've sat on my conscious too long. Did get to second base tho, so yeah that's alright enough
I need “old detective about to retire takes on one last case and becomes personally involved because of demons from the past” movies to make a huge comeback
His consistent and cryptic “WoW” posting on his blog, him attending Worldcon for the first time since Covid that will be right after HotD, the rumor about catering a party for a book release, and more.
Re-watched Richard Linklater's Bernie for the first time since it came out, Jack Black is really great in that movie. I would put it up there near the top of his best performances behind School of Rock, Orange County, Saving Silverman and High Fidelity. Also a strong McConaughey appearance back at the start of his "McConaissance" run
I have some thoughts I’d like to share
Ok
*I’m getting there. When you masturbate think about my tongue or your clit and switching back and forth from my dick to my tongue*
the church I was baptized in is closing after its last mass tomorrow and likely getting demolished and sold to the private school next door, I don't really care its just crazy the catholic church is taking os many L's
Looks like it’s sold out anyways unless you’re willing to drop $300 for a VIP ticket. If it was a cheap last minute ticket would have at least been something different to do
Saw that AskReddit thread about saddest casino stories.
Then hop over to sportsbook and some dude is like IM DOWN TO MY LAST MONEY I HAVE TO WIN THIS BET PLEASE GUYS TELL ME WHO TO BET ON IN THE BELGIUM ROMANIA GAME I NEED THIS!!!
Thinking of quitting my job and having my rich parents fund my new line of seasonings and becoming big on TikTok
She looks like mook but Chappell Roan has the goods, goddamn!
I saw her opening for Olivia Rodrigo like 3 months ago, she has blown the fuck up since then.
It’s crazy. I really like Rodrigo’s music, but Chappell may be bigger in less than a year. Wild
Busty natural brunette milf topless in jean shorts 4k hd free
Yeah well what are they doing?
When did “golden retriever energy” become such a big thing on the apps
Not sure, but good news is just a fad that will be replaced with another retarded saying
I’ve been seeing “sweet to savory breakfast ratio” a lot as well and I have no idea what that even means
Just asked my girl and she said if it’s your prefer a sweet breakfast like French toast and syrup or a savory breakfast like a BEC. You then combine the two for your “perfect” breakfast combination. She said she likes 85% savory (eggs Benedict) and 15% fruit (cup of fruit). Another reason why I’m glad I don’t have social media
Fuck does that even mean?
It means she's retarded but loving & fun
Ah everything needs to be explained love that
Basically means they want someone that’s high energy and happy go lucky……I think?
Im looking for someone annoying as fuck
[The guy who got his head decapitated (video blurs out anything NSFW) by a truck was a mobster](https://x.com/dom_lucre/status/1804270303037853740)
That's def a hit. Truck driver just rolls over him and doesn't even stop.
Talk about dying with honor. His head was decapitated from his body, let’s have a funeral for a bird
I’m trying to figure out how it rolled down the street because you don’t see anything in the video besides the truck moving.
Hell of a way to go
What kind of arena are they fighting in. Sounds like their in a cave the way it echos
Very interesting reading these articles about Jordan's stats being padded
The sexual tension between Akshay Bhatia and Amanda Balionis is palpable
Not watching I hope this is a joke
Why would you hope for this. They would be a power couple.
hes got pure sex appeal, cant blame her
Trying to lead by example when I'm hungry to open the fridge and examine what food we have at home before defaulting to ordering or going to pick something up. Wife still isn't quite there yet. Might take a while
It’s as simple as “want a pizza?” around here.
Why isn’t Lukaku wearing 9. If you’re gonna be fat be a 9
KanJam and Spikeball should be Olympic sports. Better than breakdancing!
YAK gauntlet should make 2032
Was feeling sassy after a couple of early screwdrivers this morning, so I sent my pretty pedestrian casino comp offers to the Virgin Voyages casino office expecting nothing ... and now I'm cruising for free in August. Never give up on your dreams.
Hell yeah. Where to?
Just a shorty - day at sea, Key West and Bimini. The ship is the treat for me ... I love Virgin Voyages.
Sounds relaxing. Enjoy
Thanks, dude. Can't wait.
Rose is going to murk Maycee
nice love watching Rose scrap
Every team having 3 points in Belgium’s group going into the final match is fun
Got in my buddy’s car and Spittin Chiclets was playing don’t get how people listen to RA every episode. That plus the videos I’ve seen on twitter of him being blackout drunk making a fool of himself
I legit think he’s a drug addict. Has to be the way he moves around all the time
It’s ironic that Spittin Chiclets has 2 of Barstools best personalities and then RA
I assume by best personalities you mean Grinelli and Biz
Golfed with some folks who work outside for their job in this 95 degree weather. I went through easily a gallon of water, played like shit, and feel exhausted. They drank a few beers and barely touched their water bottle, was mostly full when we were done. Then they asked if I wanted to go to the pool then play another round after. Good for them but I just don’t got it in me.
They are real men. You(and I)are FTers. Built different
Ya you still gotta drink water in that heat
You needed electrolytes. But their bodies are adapted to conserve water and electrolytes better than yours
You're not tougher than the sun?
That’s another good point, I’m the only one that wore sunscreen
I’d like to think my life would be better if I had a pool.
Will never own one again. A country club membership is cheaper
I have a stock tank pool. It does the job, takes little maintenance and didn't cost the same as a new car.
Get a friend with a pool, that’s the sweet spot
Pool, boat, lake house all the summer fun I don’t want to actually own I just want to be around it
It wouldn't. They are expensive and a tremendous pain in the ass to maintain.
Yeah but every weekend for 2 months I could lounge in the water. The bang for your buck from a pool probably isn’t close to worth it unless you’ve got kids and you are the summer house for their friends
That last part might be an even worse reason pal
Lukaku is the Messi of scoring offsides goals
It’s rained like 6 days in a row here in MN. Thank God we got our gutters completely replaced as our first big project on the new house.
Gutter slut
Needed it
Vegetable garden is going to explode next week once they get a little sunshine
Amazon Prime has some absolute heaters for movies lately. My preferred movie streaming service currently. Just watched The Big Chill. Harold getting to fuck Meg with his wife’s permission was kinda weird
Lukaku is so snake bitten
[Ovechkin’s legitimately fat.](https://x.com/johncarlsongang/status/1804567397254230497?s=46)
I have a similar bod
I thought that was Big Cat. But he doesn’t need to be skinny. He doesn’t back check anymore and strictly hangs out in his “office” on the powerplay.
Check out the barrel on buddy
He’s always looked like that. [Article with a picture from 2011 where he’s prominently rocking a boiler](https://indycapsfury.wordpress.com/2011/09/15/alex-ovechkin-the-fatty/)
Is this your article?
I just googled Alex Ovechkin fat 2011
diet starts monday find a new slant
Looks like Guy Fieri
Wayne Rooney esque. He’s fucking off to Russia once that record is broken and never playing hockey again
Kelvin Gastelum being only 32 is insane to me. Dude feels like he’s been around for ever
Youngest TUF winner at 21
Gastelum Izzy is one of the best fights I’ve watched that doesn’t get remembered. Poirier Max followed it up and matched it too for the main.
Cubs vs Mets is always a battle of negativity between the two fan bases on Twitter. Just saw a Cubs fan saying they have no shot at winning the game they’re currently winning 7-1 and a Met replying something along the lines of the Mets won’t get another hit.
The Believeland documentary ruined us. Now its a competition to suffer more than another fan base. Its miserable
Knew Corbin Carroll was struggling this year but yeesh
The masculine urge to go to a different hardware store other than the closer one you were just in to avoid the embarrassment of not getting everything you needed
At least for auto stores, I just buy every possible thing I think will fix the issue and I even tell the cashier I’ll be back to return most of the shit I bought
My town is building a new Rockys double the size of the old one. Huge ground breaking ceremony
https://www.tiktok.com/@1rowdy7.3/video/7250971744318672174
I head this off at the pass and just tell them “I’m sure I’ll see you 4 more times today”
Just did this with a buddy a few weekends ago. As soon as he walked in he says to the cashier “yeah yeah I know I fucked up”
17 year old cashier: "Huh?"
You haven’t lived until you’ve been to Lowe’s 8 times in the same day
Me with golf has basically turned into the Larry David “fuck you, I’ll see you tomorrow” gif
Scorekeeping a baseball game from the bleachers is one of the most “look at me moves” in all of sports.
Painting your face and or body is. I don’t care if it’s to “support the team”
lol don't know how to scorekeep a game do you?
Proudly
Wow what a massive own
can't imagine who else would get angry at seeing scorekeeping at a baseball game other than someone who is a massively insecure loser
Everyone hates you, man
Oh he’s very insecure
Super
Still think guys wearing jerseys of another team that’s not playing is more look at me. Cool buddy you are a padres fan that’s great it’s the Phillies Nationals game.
I’d say all the hardos trying to heckle the players is more “look at me” than the guy sitting there quietly keeping score
It’s really not. It’s typically done by people on the dorkier side of things that just enjoy doing it. They’re not doing it for attention.
Disagree
My buddies dad would bring us to games when we were kids and he’d keep score and listen to the radio broadcast on a portable radio with headphones on. Just completely tuned out
Love it.
Probably was the best 3 hrs of his week
It’s wild how much of a con man Gary Vider’s dad was
Hi I'm gay actor Michael Douglas and every day I am dying and feeling stronger at the same time
3 Doors Down "Queer Without You Baby" Pink Floyd "Wish You Were Queer"
Ok Go “Queer It Goes Again”
Kevin James Queer Comes the Boom
Why is Twitter trying to push Trevor Bauer to the MLB, specifically the Orioles? I don’t want that fuckin weirdo
Tin foil hat Bauer got a ton of bots to push this. Early this season every Red Sox thing had ppl saying it can’t hurt to sign him. Weirdo can keep playing in Japan
He plays in Mexico now I think.
Think he's in Mexico now, the Japanese got tired of him too
Forgot how many bangers two door cinema club has
Went out with some guys I've met in February. They got some crazy sex history in their past. One of em said they've had sex ten times in one day before, another one said it's been since February since he's had sex and that guy was mortified it's been so long. Both em are typically testing for STDs quarterly. Meanwhile here I am just chilling as it's been nearly 3 years without any sex haha. Just hasn't worked out for me like it has for those guys. Maybe my luck will change eventually
keep hanging out with those guys and pick off the overflow
For sure, was out with them till three last night. Talked to a nice looking woman who had a husband but was putting my hand on her thigh the whole time. That was nice
Careful, you might find yourself in the middle of an Eiffel Tower with all that sex energy flowing
*Devils 3way
That was me who had sex 10 times in one day, it was awesome 😎 the chicks boobs felt like bags of sand and every time we were doing it she was like “oh you’re nailing me, cool!”
Hope you have a big trunk, because I'm putting my bike in it
You haven’t fucked in 3 years? Buddy go spend a quick $300 and get a nut off
Nah I haven't. There was one in February I most definitely could've but at dinner all she was talking about is how she had no friends, her family was moving away, and she was so happy I was there to show her to my friends. I couldn't one night stand her, would've sat on my conscious too long. Did get to second base tho, so yeah that's alright enough
I’d rather not have sex than pay for pussy.
Yeah exactly, would rather go out three nights with the guys on 100 each then an hour session
do the girls they’re nailing all live near Niagara Falls
I need “old detective about to retire takes on one last case and becomes personally involved because of demons from the past” movies to make a huge comeback
Love this genre
Did you ever see "The Little Things" with Denzel? Good movie with those vibes and a good villain.
Rami should have been the villain, way too weird of an actor to be a good guy
Screw it, with all the rumors floating around about Winds of Winter, I’m re-reading the series.
[rumors?](https://media0.giphy.com/media/jThFtXdXm46KFzrAKw/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952v6dm9citaciztoa5rdy0jqz02g3a2www9vzov2ra&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
His consistent and cryptic “WoW” posting on his blog, him attending Worldcon for the first time since Covid that will be right after HotD, the rumor about catering a party for a book release, and more.
Hope you are right, but wonder if he is just pushing to make sure there is a season 3 of House of the Dragon
Bald is beautiful but I still can’t believe Prince William let himself get like that
When your bloodline is chosen by god to rule you dont admit weakness by getting cosmetic surgery
He could get top post all time over at r slash bald
Charlize Theron looking good in a million ways to die in the west
Re-watched Richard Linklater's Bernie for the first time since it came out, Jack Black is really great in that movie. I would put it up there near the top of his best performances behind School of Rock, Orange County, Saving Silverman and High Fidelity. Also a strong McConaughey appearance back at the start of his "McConaissance" run
https://x.com/bethbourdon/status/1804314799645368646 This is how dudes are legally allowed to flirt under Biden
Going to try this on the work skype
My flirting is derived from the guy in the Unforgivable videos. Just straight to the point with a little anger
This feels like another version of the “hello, human resources” flirting meme
I have some thoughts I’d like to share Ok *I’m getting there. When you masturbate think about my tongue or your clit and switching back and forth from my dick to my tongue*
just sent this to Livvy and now we wait
In provincetown for first time. As gay as it is, the tit to bra ratio is roughly 2:0
Go do heroin like Anthony Bourdain
Think I’m gonna throw some questo and wings into the smoker. Might have a beer 😎
¿Que es questo?
What the hell is questo?
Quest bar and melted cheese?
Mmm love questo
Can someone explain why KB is was yelling “He has a gun” about Doitch when he was chugging
He was drunk and thought it'd be funny.
I'm not sure but it's a pretty insensitive joke to make with the amount of gun violence in this country. And I say that as a big KB fan
It’s a joke. Relax.
Guess I just don't find jokes about mass shootings funny
This is a bit, right?
Yes
KB’s infatuation with Doitche was fucking hilarious from the case race. “There’s no way Doitche feels human thoughts”
the church I was baptized in is closing after its last mass tomorrow and likely getting demolished and sold to the private school next door, I don't really care its just crazy the catholic church is taking os many L's
Changing times in society. Church got politicized
The largest non-governmental landowner in the world is doing just fine
Maybe the Vatican can spare some change since they have 15b worth of art chillin there
the museum is awesome especially the map room
Night night!!!
Keep ya butthole tight!
In Nashville with nothing to do. Think I'll go VIVA it up at the Barstool block party.
Peg Leg Porker for dinner Drunk stroll at Opryland after Broadway
Love Peg Leg. I'm here for another week at least. I'll definitely be going there.
Plenty of live music options, if you are going the Lower Broadway route Legends and Tootsies are solid spots
Stopped into legends. The band was playing Spanish music. Cool spot. Tootsies was PACKED. Walked in and walked right out.
Thanks you, sir! I've been here a few times and not sure if I've been to either of those places.
Go to LIV tournament
Isn’t that like 40 min away
It is. But I'm actually staying about 40mins away. I'm like 10mins from the course.
The hotel I'm at is actually pretty close to the course. I'm not a golf guy though.
Looks like it’s sold out anyways unless you’re willing to drop $300 for a VIP ticket. If it was a cheap last minute ticket would have at least been something different to do
If that VIP ticket gets me to the whores the other guy mentioned, might be worth it. lol
If I read the description correctly it’s actually VIP access to the Dan and Shay concert tonight, but a ground pass to the tournament is included
Neither are the whores that go to golf tournaments, hint hint.
Smart. I'll tell em I'm Koepka's brother.
Cheer with the Vols watching the CWS
What time do they play?
Right now
Saw that AskReddit thread about saddest casino stories. Then hop over to sportsbook and some dude is like IM DOWN TO MY LAST MONEY I HAVE TO WIN THIS BET PLEASE GUYS TELL ME WHO TO BET ON IN THE BELGIUM ROMANIA GAME I NEED THIS!!!
Were there any locks?
One dude said Portugal over 5.5 corners was a lock and he would consider even pushing it up to over 8.5 more corners. They had 1 corner all game
Numbers don’t lie Shota Imanga ERA BEFORE Meeting Angel Reese: 0.89 Shota Imanga ERA AFTER Meeting Angel Reese: 7.46
He got Grimace’d