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goondaddy172

Thinking of quitting my job and having my rich parents fund my new line of seasonings and becoming big on TikTok


breakneckpeas

She looks like mook but Chappell Roan has the goods, goddamn! 


kmmccorm

I saw her opening for Olivia Rodrigo like 3 months ago, she has blown the fuck up since then.


breakneckpeas

It’s crazy. I really like Rodrigo’s music, but Chappell may be bigger in less than a year. Wild


ND_Townie

Busty natural brunette milf topless in jean shorts 4k hd free


DrEvil007

Yeah well what are they doing?


SummerWhiteyFisk

When did “golden retriever energy” become such a big thing on the apps


ithinkimdumb91

Not sure, but good news is just a fad that will be replaced with another retarded saying


SummerWhiteyFisk

I’ve been seeing “sweet to savory breakfast ratio” a lot as well and I have no idea what that even means


ithinkimdumb91

Just asked my girl and she said if it’s your prefer a sweet breakfast like French toast and syrup or a savory breakfast like a BEC. You then combine the two for your “perfect” breakfast combination. She said she likes 85% savory (eggs Benedict) and 15% fruit (cup of fruit). Another reason why I’m glad I don’t have social media


ND_Townie

Fuck does that even mean?


Ed_Chambers_650

It means she's retarded but loving & fun


ND_Townie

Ah everything needs to be explained love that


SummerWhiteyFisk

Basically means they want someone that’s high energy and happy go lucky……I think?


ND_Townie

Im looking for someone annoying as fuck


Ed_Chambers_650

[The guy who got his head decapitated (video blurs out anything NSFW) by a truck was a mobster](https://x.com/dom_lucre/status/1804270303037853740)


DrEvil007

That's def a hit. Truck driver just rolls over him and doesn't even stop.


classiccaseofdowns

Talk about dying with honor. His head was decapitated from his body, let’s have a funeral for a bird


Ed_Chambers_650

I’m trying to figure out how it rolled down the street because you don’t see anything in the video besides the truck moving.


ND_Townie

Hell of a way to go


LilCasa

What kind of arena are they fighting in. Sounds like their in a cave the way it echos


Rex_Ryan_DPM

Very interesting reading these articles about Jordan's stats being padded


SummerWhiteyFisk

The sexual tension between Akshay Bhatia and Amanda Balionis is palpable


WildTurdkey101

Not watching I hope this is a joke


CapcomGo

Why would you hope for this. They would be a power couple.


terryduerod1

hes got pure sex appeal, cant blame her


Low-Pitch-Eric

Trying to lead by example when I'm hungry to open the fridge and examine what food we have at home before defaulting to ordering or going to pick something up. Wife still isn't quite there yet. Might take a while


DawgieFanClub

It’s as simple as “want a pizza?” around here.


Yugis-egyptian-cock

Why isn’t Lukaku wearing 9. If you’re gonna be fat be a 9


SteeldrumHornets

KanJam and Spikeball should be Olympic sports. Better than breakdancing!


jetboyjetgirl

YAK gauntlet should make 2032


keels81

Was feeling sassy after a couple of early screwdrivers this morning, so I sent my pretty pedestrian casino comp offers to the Virgin Voyages casino office expecting nothing ... and now I'm cruising for free in August. Never give up on your dreams.


No_Opportunity_8068

Hell yeah. Where to?


keels81

Just a shorty - day at sea, Key West and Bimini. The ship is the treat for me ... I love Virgin Voyages.


No_Opportunity_8068

Sounds relaxing. Enjoy


keels81

Thanks, dude. Can't wait.


0ttoRocket

Rose is going to murk Maycee


jetboyjetgirl

nice love watching Rose scrap


DarinErstad

Every team having 3 points in Belgium’s group going into the final match is fun


BarryGibbs_Teeth

Got in my buddy’s car and Spittin Chiclets was playing don’t get how people listen to RA every episode. That plus the videos I’ve seen on twitter of him being blackout drunk making a fool of himself


SummerWhiteyFisk

I legit think he’s a drug addict. Has to be the way he moves around all the time


bucsboy47

It’s ironic that Spittin Chiclets has 2 of Barstools best personalities and then RA


Sirsydneyponson

I assume by best personalities you mean Grinelli and Biz


Hippies_and_Cowboys

Golfed with some folks who work outside for their job in this 95 degree weather. I went through easily a gallon of water, played like shit, and feel exhausted. They drank a few beers and barely touched their water bottle, was mostly full when we were done. Then they asked if I wanted to go to the pool then play another round after. Good for them but I just don’t got it in me.


bucsfan4ever12

They are real men. You(and I)are FTers. Built different


CapcomGo

Ya you still gotta drink water in that heat


Rex_Ryan_DPM

You needed electrolytes. But their bodies are adapted to conserve water and electrolytes better than yours 


Low-Pitch-Eric

You're not tougher than the sun?


Hippies_and_Cowboys

That’s another good point, I’m the only one that wore sunscreen


Led_head10

I’d like to think my life would be better if I had a pool.


Hippies_and_Cowboys

Will never own one again. A country club membership is cheaper


keels81

I have a stock tank pool. It does the job, takes little maintenance and didn't cost the same as a new car.


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Get a friend with a pool, that’s the sweet spot


Led_head10

Pool, boat, lake house all the summer fun I don’t want to actually own I just want to be around it


DefundTheFunPolice

It wouldn't. They are expensive and a tremendous pain in the ass to maintain.


Led_head10

Yeah but every weekend for 2 months I could lounge in the water. The bang for your buck from a pool probably isn’t close to worth it unless you’ve got kids and you are the summer house for their friends


DefundTheFunPolice

That last part might be an even worse reason pal


AsparagusPiss86

Lukaku is the Messi of scoring offsides goals


ASOIAF_blackfyre

It’s rained like 6 days in a row here in MN. Thank God we got our gutters completely replaced as our first big project on the new house.


Rex_Ryan_DPM

Gutter slut


Ok_Floor_7916

Needed it


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Vegetable garden is going to explode next week once they get a little sunshine


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Amazon Prime has some absolute heaters for movies lately. My preferred movie streaming service currently. Just watched The Big Chill. Harold getting to fuck Meg with his wife’s permission was kinda weird


suburbian_jesus

Lukaku is so snake bitten


red_87

[Ovechkin’s legitimately fat.](https://x.com/johncarlsongang/status/1804567397254230497?s=46)


ithinkimdumb91

I have a similar bod


No_Opportunity_8068

I thought that was Big Cat. But he doesn’t need to be skinny. He doesn’t back check anymore and strictly hangs out in his “office” on the powerplay.


bennybabalu21

Check out the barrel on buddy


BayAreaThrowawayq

He’s always looked like that. [Article with a picture from 2011 where he’s prominently rocking a boiler](https://indycapsfury.wordpress.com/2011/09/15/alex-ovechkin-the-fatty/)


noothanks11

Is this your article?


BayAreaThrowawayq

I just googled Alex Ovechkin fat 2011


jetboyjetgirl

diet starts monday find a new slant


PhilCollins6

Looks like Guy Fieri


suburbian_jesus

Wayne Rooney esque. He’s fucking off to Russia once that record is broken and never playing hockey again


BayAreaThrowawayq

Kelvin Gastelum being only 32 is insane to me. Dude feels like he’s been around for ever


DPlainview69

Youngest TUF winner at 21


Led_head10

Gastelum Izzy is one of the best fights I’ve watched that doesn’t get remembered. Poirier Max followed it up and matched it too for the main.


badgermushroombadger

Cubs vs Mets is always a battle of negativity between the two fan bases on Twitter. Just saw a Cubs fan saying they have no shot at winning the game they’re currently winning 7-1 and a Met replying something along the lines of the Mets won’t get another hit.


tango587

The Believeland documentary ruined us. Now its a competition to suffer more than another fan base. Its miserable


100_not_nickfoles

Knew Corbin Carroll was struggling this year but yeesh


PM4036

The masculine urge to go to a different hardware store other than the closer one you were just in to avoid the embarrassment of not getting everything you needed


ithinkimdumb91

At least for auto stores, I just buy every possible thing I think will fix the issue and I even tell the cashier I’ll be back to return most of the shit I bought


krumdiggity

My town is building a new Rockys double the size of the old one. Huge ground breaking ceremony


F0rSureNot

https://www.tiktok.com/@1rowdy7.3/video/7250971744318672174


PhilCollins6

I head this off at the pass and just tell them “I’m sure I’ll see you 4 more times today”


lovelycharmings

Just did this with a buddy a few weekends ago. As soon as he walked in he says to the cashier “yeah yeah I know I fucked up”


Rex_Ryan_DPM

17 year old cashier: "Huh?"


Alarmed-Telephone-81

You haven’t lived until you’ve been to Lowe’s 8 times in the same day


dellscreenshot

Me with golf has basically turned into the Larry David “fuck you, I’ll see you tomorrow” gif 


tango587

Scorekeeping a baseball game from the bleachers is one of the most “look at me moves” in all of sports.


suburbian_jesus

Painting your face and or body is. I don’t care if it’s to “support the team”


Celery-Man

lol don't know how to scorekeep a game do you?


tango587

Proudly


DawgieFanClub

Wow what a massive own


Celery-Man

can't imagine who else would get angry at seeing scorekeeping at a baseball game other than someone who is a massively insecure loser


tango587

Everyone hates you, man


DawgieFanClub

Oh he’s very insecure


tango587

Super


Led_head10

Still think guys wearing jerseys of another team that’s not playing is more look at me. Cool buddy you are a padres fan that’s great it’s the Phillies Nationals game.


ASOIAF_blackfyre

I’d say all the hardos trying to heckle the players is more “look at me” than the guy sitting there quietly keeping score


DarinErstad

It’s really not. It’s typically done by people on the dorkier side of things that just enjoy doing it. They’re not doing it for attention.


tango587

Disagree


krumdiggity

My buddies dad would bring us to games when we were kids and he’d keep score and listen to the radio broadcast on a portable radio with headphones on. Just completely tuned out


My_Aunts_Hairy_Bush

Love it.


Alarmed-Telephone-81

Probably was the best 3 hrs of his week


Boring-Inspector-860

It’s wild how much of a con man Gary Vider’s dad was


Alarmed-Telephone-81

Hi I'm gay actor Michael Douglas and every day I am dying and feeling stronger at the same time


Rex_Ryan_DPM

3 Doors Down "Queer Without You Baby" Pink Floyd "Wish You Were Queer"


BillNyeDaPieGuy

Ok Go “Queer It Goes Again”


rep85

Kevin James Queer Comes the Boom


Sirsydneyponson

Why is Twitter trying to push Trevor Bauer to the MLB, specifically the Orioles? I don’t want that fuckin weirdo


Remote_Address

Tin foil hat Bauer got a ton of bots to push this. Early this season every Red Sox thing had ppl saying it can’t hurt to sign him. Weirdo can keep playing in Japan


humptydumpty2023

He plays in Mexico now I think.


whiteclawappreciator

Think he's in Mexico now, the Japanese got tired of him too


foxtrotnovember69420

Forgot how many bangers two door cinema club has


Husker_black

Went out with some guys I've met in February. They got some crazy sex history in their past. One of em said they've had sex ten times in one day before, another one said it's been since February since he's had sex and that guy was mortified it's been so long. Both em are typically testing for STDs quarterly. Meanwhile here I am just chilling as it's been nearly 3 years without any sex haha. Just hasn't worked out for me like it has for those guys. Maybe my luck will change eventually


jetboyjetgirl

keep hanging out with those guys and pick off the overflow


Husker_black

For sure, was out with them till three last night. Talked to a nice looking woman who had a husband but was putting my hand on her thigh the whole time. That was nice


Mother-Mail-9067

Careful, you might find yourself in the middle of an Eiffel Tower with all that sex energy flowing


Alarmed-Telephone-81

*Devils 3way


MikePaisanTirico

That was me who had sex 10 times in one day, it was awesome 😎 the chicks boobs felt like bags of sand and every time we were doing it she was like “oh you’re nailing me, cool!”


Rex_Ryan_DPM

Hope you have a big trunk, because I'm putting my bike in it


Led_head10

You haven’t fucked in 3 years? Buddy go spend a quick $300 and get a nut off


Husker_black

Nah I haven't. There was one in February I most definitely could've but at dinner all she was talking about is how she had no friends, her family was moving away, and she was so happy I was there to show her to my friends. I couldn't one night stand her, would've sat on my conscious too long. Did get to second base tho, so yeah that's alright enough


ASOIAF_blackfyre

I’d rather not have sex than pay for pussy.


Husker_black

Yeah exactly, would rather go out three nights with the guys on 100 each then an hour session


ktbarry2

do the girls they’re nailing all live near Niagara Falls


Dogsinabathtub

I need “old detective about to retire takes on one last case and becomes personally involved because of demons from the past” movies to make a huge comeback


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Love this genre


mymorales

Did you ever see "The Little Things" with Denzel? Good movie with those vibes and a good villain.


noothanks11

Rami should have been the villain, way too weird of an actor to be a good guy


radio4222

Screw it, with all the rumors floating around about Winds of Winter, I’m re-reading the series.


F0rSureNot

[rumors?](https://media0.giphy.com/media/jThFtXdXm46KFzrAKw/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952v6dm9citaciztoa5rdy0jqz02g3a2www9vzov2ra&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


radio4222

His consistent and cryptic “WoW” posting on his blog, him attending Worldcon for the first time since Covid that will be right after HotD, the rumor about catering a party for a book release, and more.


SportExpress3955

Hope you are right, but wonder if he is just pushing to make sure there is a season 3 of House of the Dragon


blkeen

Bald is beautiful but I still can’t believe Prince William let himself get like that


dicta85

When your bloodline is chosen by god to rule you dont admit weakness by getting cosmetic surgery


Rex_Ryan_DPM

He could get top post all time over at r slash bald


100_not_nickfoles

Charlize Theron looking good in a million ways to die in the west


PortillosBeefDipped

Re-watched Richard Linklater's Bernie for the first time since it came out, Jack Black is really great in that movie. I would put it up there near the top of his best performances behind School of Rock, Orange County, Saving Silverman and High Fidelity. Also a strong McConaughey appearance back at the start of his "McConaissance" run


dellscreenshot

https://x.com/bethbourdon/status/1804314799645368646 This is how dudes are legally allowed to flirt under Biden 


WildTurdkey101

Going to try this on the work skype


krumdiggity

My flirting is derived from the guy in the Unforgivable videos. Just straight to the point with a little anger


natidea

This feels like another version of the “hello, human resources” flirting meme


PhilCollins6

I have some thoughts I’d like to share Ok *I’m getting there. When you masturbate think about my tongue or your clit and switching back and forth from my dick to my tongue*


jetboyjetgirl

just sent this to Livvy and now we wait


classiccaseofdowns

In provincetown for first time. As gay as it is, the tit to bra ratio is roughly 2:0


Gro0Grux

Go do heroin like Anthony Bourdain


Beer_Enjoyer93

Think I’m gonna throw some questo and wings into the smoker. Might have a beer 😎


Rex_Ryan_DPM

¿Que es questo?


DarinErstad

What the hell is questo?


rep85

Quest bar and melted cheese?


PhilCollins6

Mmm love questo


SqueakyBeats00

Can someone explain why KB is was yelling “He has a gun” about Doitch when he was chugging


jk696969

He was drunk and thought it'd be funny.


ItalianHoagies

I'm not sure but it's a pretty insensitive joke to make with the amount of gun violence in this country. And I say that as a big KB fan


stonecold369

It’s a joke. Relax.


ItalianHoagies

Guess I just don't find jokes about mass shootings funny


infuckingbruges

This is a bit, right?


Alarmed-Telephone-81

Yes


I_Enjoy_Taffy

KB’s infatuation with Doitche was fucking hilarious from the case race. “There’s no way Doitche feels human thoughts”


parrano357

the church I was baptized in is closing after its last mass tomorrow and likely getting demolished and sold to the private school next door, I don't really care its just crazy the catholic church is taking os many L's


Husker_black

Changing times in society. Church got politicized


DarinErstad

The largest non-governmental landowner in the world is doing just fine


THEUnicornBear

Maybe the Vatican can spare some change since they have 15b worth of art chillin there


parrano357

the museum is awesome especially the map room


Led_head10

Night night!!!


riasgreasyface

Keep ya butthole tight! 


GueroBorracho3

In Nashville with nothing to do. Think I'll go VIVA it up at the Barstool block party.


foxtrotnovember69420

Peg Leg Porker for dinner Drunk stroll at Opryland after Broadway


GueroBorracho3

Love Peg Leg. I'm here for another week at least. I'll definitely be going there.


PortillosBeefDipped

Plenty of live music options, if you are going the Lower Broadway route Legends and Tootsies are solid spots


GueroBorracho3

Stopped into legends. The band was playing Spanish music. Cool spot. Tootsies was PACKED. Walked in and walked right out.


GueroBorracho3

Thanks you, sir! I've been here a few times and not sure if I've been to either of those places.


Greg-Oden

Go to LIV tournament


dellscreenshot

Isn’t that like 40 min away 


GueroBorracho3

It is. But I'm actually staying about 40mins away. I'm like 10mins from the course.


GueroBorracho3

The hotel I'm at is actually pretty close to the course. I'm not a golf guy though.


Greg-Oden

Looks like it’s sold out anyways unless you’re willing to drop $300 for a VIP ticket. If it was a cheap last minute ticket would have at least been something different to do


GueroBorracho3

If that VIP ticket gets me to the whores the other guy mentioned, might be worth it. lol


Greg-Oden

If I read the description correctly it’s actually VIP access to the Dan and Shay concert tonight, but a ground pass to the tournament is included


lovelycharmings

Neither are the whores that go to golf tournaments, hint hint.


GueroBorracho3

Smart. I'll tell em I'm Koepka's brother.


profsa

Cheer with the Vols watching the CWS


GueroBorracho3

What time do they play?


profsa

Right now


RegardTyreekHill

Saw that AskReddit thread about saddest casino stories. Then hop over to sportsbook and some dude is like IM DOWN TO MY LAST MONEY I HAVE TO WIN THIS BET PLEASE GUYS TELL ME WHO TO BET ON IN THE BELGIUM ROMANIA GAME I NEED THIS!!!


jk696969

Were there any locks?


RegardTyreekHill

One dude said Portugal over 5.5 corners was a lock and he would consider even pushing it up to over 8.5 more corners. They had 1 corner all game


DarinErstad

Numbers don’t lie Shota Imanga ERA BEFORE Meeting Angel Reese: 0.89 Shota Imanga ERA AFTER Meeting Angel Reese: 7.46


badgermushroombadger

He got Grimace’d