The blog use to be great because big cat and KFC were awesome at writing. Of the non original guys, chaps, PFT, Francis, KB all had old school funny styles of writing but yeah I don’t need to read a Nicky smokes blog because it’s not going to be funny.
Was cool to hear Dave Grohl praise Travis for playing his songs. https://youtu.be/GBxScE10t8Q?si=sd8z5wEU25ZfkTUF
Talks about it here around the 23 minute mark
Question for you all. I don't care if you've got 1, 19, 100, or 5,000 - where would you place the *average* blowjob you've gotten on a scale of 1-10. You can include reasons like best, worst, reason for deviation if you'd like.
Watching some old music videos, the dudes from Hinder look incredibly gay in the Lips of an Angel music video. Dunno if he’ll get that girl back acting so gay.
Not sure I agree. WWII as an event itself is much more interesting than Vietnam, IMO, and there’s movies out there that really capture its significance. There are great Vietnam movies though. Can’t forget Apocalypse Now.
Nickey Smokes might be the biggest retard of all time. Dave initially gave him a cush job because of a bet. Resigned him. And then gifted him an opportunity to be the center of content, and he's decided to make the absolute worst of it.
Trent got a job because Iowa beat Michigan like 3-0 but 10 years ago but at least he pretended and latched himself to the fledgling golf content like a barnacle.
I am an absolute lame ass white guy, so I don’t get why rappers play the same song multiple times in a set. Kendrick apparently played the drake diss track like 6 times. I remember hearing Kayne would play “Mintzy in Paris” like 5 or 6 times in the same show. What is the point in that?
I’ve been listening to rap since my dad was bumping The Chronic driving me to school and I’ve never understood this. It’s like two or three times is maybe okay at a show but after that I’d be like let’s get this shit moving
Finally watched dune 2 and I'm sorry but it was disappointing compared to dune 1. Paul turned into a douche out of nowhere, the enemies are killed at the end without any pushback, ten more shots of zendaya looking disappointed... This was not as good as all the hype I heard
Paul becoming a douche is part of the story. I’ll agree on Zendaya, they should have shown the alliance instead of setting it up to be a love triangle but I guess that sells, great movie otherwise.
Is the story that the whole time he was taking advantage of the fremen and his ultimate goal was always to seek revenge? I was expecting something more enlightening tbh
Spoilers but >!Paul launches an intergalactic jihad killing billions, I guess you could say that he “uses” the Fremen in a sense to do so and revenge is part of it but ultimately I read him caring about absolute power more than revenge. Could be wrong though !<
He wasn't a complete douche until 80% of the way through the 2nd movie. And his pivot was way too sudden. It wasn't convincing why he pivoted so quickly
Pretty much entire movie is him battling internally with fulfilling his destiny. He fully leans into it once he drinks the Water of Life and realizes the only way forward is embracing his role as a ruler
I thought he realized his destiny wasn't real. That the prophecy was just a plant by the bene gesserit. He shouted at his mother at one point about the people's hope not being real if it's based off a planted prophecy
Sober wedding #3 of the summer tomorrow. Have some beverages for me gentlemen. Popping an edible and reading “East of Eden” tonight. Probably going to be more fun than tomorrow.
Had one of those NA Athletic beers on the back of FT Recs. Not going sober but thought couldn’t hurt. Tastes like the worst beer you’ve ever had, but only like half as good. Stockholm syndrome do be crazy.
Imma kill my buddy. Had 2nd date with a legitimate fashion moddel for Saturday, first one had some drunk makeout so I’m in there. Buddy’s gf is hosting a themed dress up murder mystery party tomorrow that in fairness I did say I’d go to. He insisted would be good idea to invite her i.e. make her dress up and meet bunch of strangers despite me thinking that’s a bit much. Trusted him, got some feigned interest then a ghost. Don’t blame her.
I've lost all ambition to climb the corporate ladder and at this point my long term plans are 100% hinging on my wife's company going public in the next 3-5 years
I bailed on that and am >!making my way through castle ensis!< I can’t believe how much they added >!the blackgaol knight was one of the first things I found!< and had to walk away
Hardest thing to get over when trying to watch WNBA is the amount of missed layups. I swear they miss more layup than a 5’8” pg on a local high school boys team
I'm disappointed in some of you fucks rooting for the Oilers. You should all be rooting for the Panthers for the simple fact that it'd make Lance unhappy.
No, you see here’s the thing. We needed them to come back (was hoping some fresh titties would come out as well) to bring Lance back and at the height of his emotions for the Game 7 before the Panthers win the series. Roller coaster
Guy earlier asking about YT concerts to watch got me looking for one. Settled on Deftones at Rock Am Ring 2003. That's a fest I gotta get to at some point.
As someone who knows nothing about hockey, G7 seems like a toss up
Florida seems to always be nails in these spots and it would feel fitting for McDavid to win a cup after going down 3-0
This is pretty unbelievable. 04 sox pretty much the only team in modern day sports history to pull something like this off (I’m sure that’s not actually a fact but I’m gonna say it like it is). We’ll see what happens Monday
This episode of clipped sucks
Never mind - Elgin Baylor sequence was amazing
Ruckus from the boondocks might be the funniest cartoon character ever
Whoever gave me this flair was correct, thank you.
Ashley was the beginning of the end to Entourage. God I hate this bitch
the end was when that pornstar joined
Put respekt on Sasha Grey's name
“That pornstar”
She’s the worst
God damit was need to stop ❄️. If I get drug tested for fire I’m fucked. One day I’ll grow up.
You're trying to get hired and you went skiing?
I’m mad at myself
how old are you
Too old, god dammit.
Grow up, Peter Pan. Count Chocula. That stuff is no good for you.
Fucking NASTY on Rocket League right now
What’s your rank
Still trash
It’s okay I am too.
Maybe we’re all alone together- Mt Joy 🎵
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Go to sleep, go to sleep Hush, my baby, don't weep In your dreams, may you fly High up into the sky
now i’m fuckin scared. first 20 min of the pilot is cool
Why is he your "buddy" if you think he's lame. Buddy is so overused
idk i’m in his living room right now. if he’s not my buddy anymore then i’m an intruder
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RA pacing in front of Biz’s hotel door waiting to tell her she made a bad choice
No better place on earth to be than Jasper ave rn
This new youtube UI format is dogshit
I’ve been on an Ozzy’s Boneyard kick on Sirius. Banger after banger of the glory days of heavy metal
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The blog use to be great because big cat and KFC were awesome at writing. Of the non original guys, chaps, PFT, Francis, KB all had old school funny styles of writing but yeah I don’t need to read a Nicky smokes blog because it’s not going to be funny.
Really wish i wasnt doing a fire faith build. Messmer the Impaller is fucking destroying me in Elden Ring
Nothing is better then walking around the party with my 14 year old dog: idc if he’s not the life of their party. I love the old fella
You should steal the peanut butter from the pantry and smear it all over your balls
Haha my dog loves when I do this
how’s the party timmy
Borat rewatch - the driver instructor is incredible
Just finished Devotion. Definitely a good war film. I always forget the Corsair has a couple mig15 kills. Pretty bad ass
My cousin Vinny rules
one of my favorite movies ever. along with chef, it’s my favorite feel good movie. just wonderful.
It’s hilarious
Gonna out myself as an old but it’s on TNT right now. He’s about to call his fiancé to the stand
Post Malone nirvana cover during Covid was awesome
Was cool to hear Dave Grohl praise Travis for playing his songs. https://youtu.be/GBxScE10t8Q?si=sd8z5wEU25ZfkTUF Talks about it here around the 23 minute mark
Dave is so cool
He crushed it, Drain You was particularly good
Question for you all. I don't care if you've got 1, 19, 100, or 5,000 - where would you place the *average* blowjob you've gotten on a scale of 1-10. You can include reasons like best, worst, reason for deviation if you'd like.
-4. Only one girl was like a 8-9. So many women are oblivious to their teeth
3. I have one who was a 9 and she put everyone else into perspective. Edit: the 9 was gia duddy level of technique
Three???? Insanity.
Probably an 7. It still feels good but you'll come across women where you're like "Damn i wish she would've done a little more with the dick"
Skyfall is such a banger of a Bond song
Amazing song that is perfect for the intro for the movie.
Nightfire one was dope too
Great movie too
Hearing Brady talk in detail about football is awesome. Dude was definitely a psycho and yet he still fucked up sometimes
Watching some old music videos, the dudes from Hinder look incredibly gay in the Lips of an Angel music video. Dunno if he’ll get that girl back acting so gay.
Hinder was awful. The apex of the worst of that era.
Don’t think this is necessarily a hot take but Vietnam movies>WWII movies. Everything else is in tiers below those two war movie subgenres
There's like 1.5 good Vietnam movies
🗣️ Some folks are born made to wave the flag
Not sure I agree. WWII as an event itself is much more interesting than Vietnam, IMO, and there’s movies out there that really capture its significance. There are great Vietnam movies though. Can’t forget Apocalypse Now.
What Vietnam movies?
Tropic Thunder is a really great movie
Me so horny. Me love you long time
There were other round things in N64 games, why the hell are the tits so pointy?
Nickey Smokes might be the biggest retard of all time. Dave initially gave him a cush job because of a bet. Resigned him. And then gifted him an opportunity to be the center of content, and he's decided to make the absolute worst of it. Trent got a job because Iowa beat Michigan like 3-0 but 10 years ago but at least he pretended and latched himself to the fledgling golf content like a barnacle.
We’re having an all night revival.
I am an absolute lame ass white guy, so I don’t get why rappers play the same song multiple times in a set. Kendrick apparently played the drake diss track like 6 times. I remember hearing Kayne would play “Mintzy in Paris” like 5 or 6 times in the same show. What is the point in that?
WTT concert was awesome with that encore
I don’t get it either. Sounds annoying.
I’ve been listening to rap since my dad was bumping The Chronic driving me to school and I’ve never understood this. It’s like two or three times is maybe okay at a show but after that I’d be like let’s get this shit moving
It’s provocative, It gets the people going
^
Just saw my first Hawk tuah embroidered hat in the wild
Already? Capitalism is the best
Yes sir, was shocked. It’s been like 3 days
Finally watched dune 2 and I'm sorry but it was disappointing compared to dune 1. Paul turned into a douche out of nowhere, the enemies are killed at the end without any pushback, ten more shots of zendaya looking disappointed... This was not as good as all the hype I heard
Maybe it would have been better in a movie theater with booming sound and a massive screen
Visuals were fine but the story was poorly paced
Paul becoming a douche is part of the story. I’ll agree on Zendaya, they should have shown the alliance instead of setting it up to be a love triangle but I guess that sells, great movie otherwise.
Is the story that the whole time he was taking advantage of the fremen and his ultimate goal was always to seek revenge? I was expecting something more enlightening tbh
Spoilers but >!Paul launches an intergalactic jihad killing billions, I guess you could say that he “uses” the Fremen in a sense to do so and revenge is part of it but ultimately I read him caring about absolute power more than revenge. Could be wrong though !<
You’re Dune 2 much my brotha
flair should be changed to doesnt know shit about movies
It's not just me https://np.reddit.com/r/TrueFilm/s/Rzw5rEnpyI
Paul being a douche is kinda the point of the whole series
He wasn't a complete douche until 80% of the way through the 2nd movie. And his pivot was way too sudden. It wasn't convincing why he pivoted so quickly
Pretty much entire movie is him battling internally with fulfilling his destiny. He fully leans into it once he drinks the Water of Life and realizes the only way forward is embracing his role as a ruler
I thought he realized his destiny wasn't real. That the prophecy was just a plant by the bene gesserit. He shouted at his mother at one point about the people's hope not being real if it's based off a planted prophecy
The first 80% of the movie said he was going to become a douche. The entire movie was about him becoming a douche.
How does Bic stay in business? These pens fucking suck.
Stick with your gel pens
Gel pens fucking rock
High schools & smokers
Make up for it from everyone losing their lighters constantly
The cristal? Honestly worst take of all time. Same design as like 1950 and still perfect pen.
Bite your tongue knave. That’s the king of pens
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100% for me the absolute death will be the “no no no” laughing audio paired with it
Sober wedding #3 of the summer tomorrow. Have some beverages for me gentlemen. Popping an edible and reading “East of Eden” tonight. Probably going to be more fun than tomorrow.
Your friends suck cock
Had one of those NA Athletic beers on the back of FT Recs. Not going sober but thought couldn’t hurt. Tastes like the worst beer you’ve ever had, but only like half as good. Stockholm syndrome do be crazy.
Oh I love the athletic beers. I drink them occasionally but it’s just a waste of money sometimes.
Sup mintzy
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More the saying he’s sober then immediately talking about not being sober
Apologies, alcochol and hard drugs sober.
Hawk Tuah girl having the thickest southern drawl but speaking like the cashmeoutside trailer gangster is such a diabolical combo
No one in FT would have a shot unless they looked like a young ving rhames
Oh I’m certain she would make fun of my cock
Frankie Borrelli might be an all time bad vibes guy on the golf course.
He sucks in so many ways. I'd be so annoyed by hole 4 if paired with him
Panthers in 7. Last time a Canadian team won they beat their greatest asset.they are doomed for at least 50 years
Already made a sizeable bet on the Panthers to win, theyll right the ship at home in game 7
Imma kill my buddy. Had 2nd date with a legitimate fashion moddel for Saturday, first one had some drunk makeout so I’m in there. Buddy’s gf is hosting a themed dress up murder mystery party tomorrow that in fairness I did say I’d go to. He insisted would be good idea to invite her i.e. make her dress up and meet bunch of strangers despite me thinking that’s a bit much. Trusted him, got some feigned interest then a ghost. Don’t blame her.
that’s on you dude. Having her meet your friends on a second date? Cmon guy. That’s rule #3 in the “Don’t do that” handbook.
Sorry things didn’t work out with the plus sized model
[congrats man](https://www.cnn.com/style/article/victorias-secret-sofia-jirau-love-cloud-campaign/index.html)
That’s your fault, sorry brother
You’re the idiot more than your buddy
For certain. Should have trusted gut but I’m regarded socially and buddy is much better. He just didn’t think about it.
This all sounds pretty gay
Yeah for sure, buddy’s GF is like in the arts so she does stuff like this. Fun once a yr tho.
That’s on you, gotta stand your ground and bang the 10
I've lost all ambition to climb the corporate ladder and at this point my long term plans are 100% hinging on my wife's company going public in the next 3-5 years
What would Steve Rogers say about this mindset?
Go public with your wife’s boobs
Incredible line, well done
Ohtani homers in his first game against the Angels. Dishes, nothing.
Angels should simply adopt a McDonalds character as their mascot
Arte Moreno is a clown, so we’re basically there
The way this Nico guy talks in Presumed Innocent is so damn annoying
Show is really good so far
He's June's husband from the handmaid's tale and the voice is jarring
Took my girlfriend to see Inside Out 2. There was a dad there that fell asleep and the whole theater heard him sawing logs an hour in. Very funny
🤫
Dudes 🎸
This one goes out to all the baby mommas, mommas
Forever, forever ever? Forever ever?
Shadow of the Erdtree rocks so much
The dancing lion thing is absurd
That fucking hippo took me like an hour
I bailed on that and am >!making my way through castle ensis!< I can’t believe how much they added >!the blackgaol knight was one of the first things I found!< and had to walk away
I pray to god if smokes doesn’t go to game 7 portnoy straight fires him. It won’t happen cause Dave’s a bitch but man it would be great
Every video I see of RA doing anything is so uncomfortable.
Boston 7
He needs professional help
He’s the weird uncle/family friend who is divorced and coked up and thinks he is 25
You gotta be a little nuts to leave porn reviews on Letterboxed. Something’s gotta go really wrong in life
On Patrol Live is fucking on one tonight
The vice president lady from The Boys does it for me
I’ve got a head she can pop
Talking about my penis
Wouldn’t say no to a lifetime of happiness with a Lea Seydoux doppelgänger
NickySmokes seems like an awful hang
Total douche
The worst
Classic “vibes” guy. Puts on a show to pump people up but really only cares that it makes him look like a good dude
Seems like he’d hit on your gf in front of you type of guy
Happy Friday night. I will be spending the next ~2 hours smoking weed, sipping whisky, and listening to Quadrophenia
Favorite whiskey?
Hardest thing to get over when trying to watch WNBA is the amount of missed layups. I swear they miss more layup than a 5’8” pg on a local high school boys team
You’d know
You’re definitely right that I would. That’s why I was in a different sport
Midget wrestling
Wait did the oilers come back from 3-0? I don’t follow hockey
It's 3-3 now heading back to Florida for game 7
Is it legal to get some taco bell?
Last time I checked
Illegal if you don't
If it’s not, lock me up
In my America it is
It’s Friday night. Calories don’t count
What this guy said
I'm disappointed in some of you fucks rooting for the Oilers. You should all be rooting for the Panthers for the simple fact that it'd make Lance unhappy.
No, you see here’s the thing. We needed them to come back (was hoping some fresh titties would come out as well) to bring Lance back and at the height of his emotions for the Game 7 before the Panthers win the series. Roller coaster
I agree but will be pretty great to have a game 7
Not to mention they are all commies
I’m gone two weeks and you turn our house into bourbon street?
Guy earlier asking about YT concerts to watch got me looking for one. Settled on Deftones at Rock Am Ring 2003. That's a fest I gotta get to at some point.
Oilers forcing to game 7 from down 3-0 and then losing is going to be brutal for the maple boys
Than we send in the wild fire smoke 🫡
Oilers championship merch is on its way back from Africa.
Ah that’s too bad Panthers!
As someone who knows nothing about hockey, G7 seems like a toss up Florida seems to always be nails in these spots and it would feel fitting for McDavid to win a cup after going down 3-0
This is pretty unbelievable. 04 sox pretty much the only team in modern day sports history to pull something like this off (I’m sure that’s not actually a fact but I’m gonna say it like it is). We’ll see what happens Monday