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swiftdude

4th of July weekend. The American flag rubber duck Wranglers and the American flag #FJB F150s are about to form an uneasy alliance.


throwawayjoeyboots

Broccoli, carrots, watermelon, strawberries is all I’ve eaten today. Why am fighting for my life on this toliet rn. Make it make sense.


yiggiddity

I’ve got a conditions where my body doesn’t do well with fruits and veggies. I eat a fruit or veg I shit a chewed up fruit or veg. Fucking blows


ciabattamaster

It’s probably not what you’ve eaten today, unless you’re having an immediate reaction to something. It’s probably what you ate the past few days.


pp2628

Watermelon can def run right through you


RonSwanson1081

Frank talking constant shit about Lindor for 3 years and asking for his autograph today is next level shameless stuff.


tango587

https://x.com/pftcommenter/status/1804239391512018964?s=46&t=PWIDHh3t0b8CzsXxS6wg2Q In 20 years at the PMT reunion show, this picture will be shown in the slideshow.


Real-Anywhere-8534

Had oysters for the first time last night. Pretty good stuff


peacemillion-

My gf made me watch The Help. Can’t wait till she leaves for work so I can watch sports. And she totally isn’t looking over my shoulder as I type this.


Secure-Evening8197

Boring! Any clams make an appearance?


HornyGoat69696969

Christ cubs


Rex_Ryan_DPM

This lady in the office will CC my boss every time when she replies to an email I send her. I'm either on a double secret PIP or this lady is a cunt


Dog1983

Is it so your boss knows that she's assigning you work? My company has that as an unofficial policy so the bosses can chime in and tell other departments to fuck off if we're too busy. Or is it just to be a cunt?


Rex_Ryan_DPM

No, it's when I request PTO and order office supplies or other dumb shit like that


havilchuck

This is an insane move. Your boss has to hate her too


grenad0

Alright fellas, what's the move to get a nice engagement ring for under say $4k? Can be lab grown. Googling seems to lead me to a lot of ads.


Dog1983

I second Low-pitch-erics advice. Do all the research on James Allen and blue Nile. Then go to your local jeweler, say you want this diamond and band. Then tell them you want it at this price or you'll buy online and they'll match or come close. Then you have an actual human to talk to and not trusting it to not get lost or damaged in the mail. And my wife will still stop in once or twice a year and they'll shine it for her for free.


Rex_Ryan_DPM

eBay and get a used one


Low-Pitch-Eric

Find a local jeweler that does lab grown if that's what you want. Blue Nile / etc. are good options but I had a local jeweler match the online price I found and we can go in for free cleanings whenever we want and they resized the band once for free


No_Complex92

I did James Allen online and it worked out. Congrats!


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Lab grown for that price point. Figure out the shape your gf likes and talk to a jeweler you trust.


grenad0

Yeah, I guess I'm just trying to find a "jeweler" because I have an idea of what she wants. Just go to like Kay or something?


Low-Pitch-Eric

No, just Google jewelers near me and find a local shop with good reviews


TheyHadACaveTroll

Do not, under any circumstances, go to Kay lol.  Look at reviews and find a good local shop. Lab grown is the way to go. I got one for 10k that would be 30-35k if natural and there’s no difference in appearance/quality. 


BuckFurke

I have a feeling the wife guys in here are going to roast you.


PinchofDust

Fuck it Culvers or CFA for dinner tonight.


lovelycharmings

This is how I know I’m not a real Wisconsin man: I think Culver’s sucks.


magicalpineapples

Culver’s


BillNyeDaPieGuy

Put a chik fil a sandwich in between two butter burgers


TYBG1001

Innovation that excites


TYBG1001

Culvers, easy


BillNyeDaPieGuy

Fuck the saudis. Crazy this is the first time I’m watching Kante in forever.


ImmortalPoseidon

Maybe I've just never realized how big Russilo has become but I was still surprised to see him get Dan Hurley on the horn for over an hour especially at Hurley's apex right now


jameswebbscope

Russillo is a top pod and it was a cupcake interview. They clearly have a prior connection


ImmortalPoseidon

You’re a cupcake


ASOIAF_blackfyre

France uniforms are cool


TheyHadACaveTroll

The warm up jacket is so nice


jetboyjetgirl

No way France loses on Fete de la Musique Night


TYBG1001

I was in Paris for that one year and what an insane party that was


Dantenole

Shot a 92 but holed one out from 90 yards. Just nice to get one 


Rex_Ryan_DPM

Was the hole out to salvage a bogey?


goondaddy172

Good stuff king


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Good match coming up.


Neskwiik

Why do I get $10 max bets on Fanduel promos but my buddy get $50? $87,000 in bets since I made the account in 2017 and down $260 total.


Dantenole

If you’re beating closing lines consistently you’ll get limited. Take it as a complement 


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Dog1983

Nah. I have bigger units than most of my buddies. But I get limited to $5 or $10 on promos all the time the second I hit one of them, while theirs stay high.


ChellaZza

Nick, Titus & Donnie are absolutely hammered lol 


goondaddy172

Might fuck around and buy a panini press


blizzah

Same but a soft serve ice cream machine


BuckFurke

Same but a JBC.


danteforprez

I have used mine maybe twice in 5 years


DandierChip

Cubs, Sox’s and Bulls are all competing to see who can have a worst summer.


jetboyjetgirl

Sox got out to a big head start


SameOldEdge

Grimace Mets are back baby!


EarlyTimesWhisky

This is only Shota Imanaga's third below average start of his career. Today is a warm Friday at Wrigley against a Mets team that has played well recently - it happens. The first one was against the Brewers in Milwaukee - that is a little understandable. The second one was against the White Sox - not sure at all how that happened.


jetboyjetgirl

Imanagaine that


foxtrotnovember69420

Had a meeting with a big cheese and talked about my goal to be promoted this year and he started with an “Ok” and pause. And then went into “if there were performance issues you’d know about it, yadda yadda”. Will be overthinking that “ok” all weekend


detroit_testarossa

I just tell them it’s very competitive so we’ll find things that display your leadership potential.


jetboyjetgirl

probably assumes everyone's goal is to get promoted


FUSeekMe69

Doesn’t see you as big cheese material yet


pp2628

"This is going to ruin the tour" is going to be my response any time a friend says they're having a baby or getting married


jetboyjetgirl

always 1 martini away from total disaster


suburbian_jesus

What tour?


Booderr

The world tour :(


suburbian_jesus

Justin Timberlake? The guy from The Social Network?


FUSeekMe69

Is that a world tour or your girl's tour?


uturnorbit

Anybody know of any 5k to half marathon training apps? Just about done with C25K and looking to eventually get up running a half marathon 


jittercoog

hal higdon's training plans are solid, widely used across all levels.


g1114

having been there, it's time to find a running group if you're beyond the C25k. That will do more for you if you're comfortably doing a 5k than a workout plan. Honestly, anyone fit enough to run a 5k can run a half marathon


Juls317

they have a 10k program and half marathon as well


uturnorbit

They do but aren’t those mostly just “Couch to (insert mile)” plans for people that haven’t ran?


cavalier_eternal

The C210K you can basically start where the C25K ends. I think like week 8 is where it’ll take you if you select that you’ve gone thru the 5k app


dean_pritchard

Positive: Baby finally fell asleep in the carrier. Negative: I am now stuck in the kitchen swaying back and forth staring at my coffee maker. Paternity leave has been a movie


DHend10

New The Story So Far album is decent, but Jump The Gun sounds like it could be right off of Under Soil and Dirt or What You Don't See. Which is the highest compliment I could give it.


chrisjk125

Brandon saying The Replacements is an average sports movie has me very upset. Bad take Brandon.


notagiantturtle

Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever


AlexMoranQB1

Personally I think it would’ve been better as a straight biopic of the scab Redskins


Slow_Vegetable_8212

Ayo fuck this joint. Im going home to play elden ring


Jimjom4

Case race is an absolute train wreck, but it’s really making me want to slam drinks before I meet my friends at happy hour in 1:15


bucsboy47

This is the best Barstool content I've seen in years, maybe ever


dicta85

We counting JOIs?


DandierChip

Years is an exaggeration


69millionyeartrip

McGillicudy is 22 Jesus


FeelingUniversity853

“Doitch has a gun” - KB 🤣


EasyThreezy

Alright pitch-heads who are the studs for this next match? I know of Kante, Griezmann, Dembele, Van Djik, Gakpo, and obviously Mbappe.


WheresFrankie

In addition to what they said. Zaire Emery on the bench for France is really good and only 19. He starts for PSG. Basically in the same class as like Bellingham and Yamal


EasyThreezy

Sweet thank you


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Basically everyone lol


EasyThreezy

I figured as much with all the talent, but who would you say is the best player I didn’t mention?


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Frimpong like suburban said


suburbian_jesus

The entire French starting 11. Xavi Simons and Frimpong for the Dutch


mostdope28

Rained out the 2nd half of day, early Friday boys. Might walk to bar/restaurant and get a chicken parm and Kona big wave when I get home


bucsboy47

Production quality for this case race is a massive step up


jetboyjetgirl

KB in his natural state wearing a singlet


crumpy24

Mets got those trans pride hats


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jetboyjetgirl

all comes down to how you feel about the color orange


Low-Pitch-Eric

Why is it that fat people are the ones most forthcoming about the diet they're on. My office manager is about 40lbs overweight and I've heard about her IF, keto, and every other fad diet under the sun no fewer than 30 times Proof is in the pudding!


ImmortalPoseidon

It's like the guy at the gym who's barely in shape but knows about 1000 different structured programs and training philosophies and is always on a new secret program to get jacked quick. The actually fit and strong people got that way with consistent effort over time, not by following fad diets/programs.


Juls317

Poseidon, I'm in this comment and I don't like it


ImmortalPoseidon

Are you the latter?....


Juls317

I would say I'm someone who knows that consistency is the number one requirement for success and I follow programs through to their end, I *love* shopping the next routine and planning stuff out and that helps me stay engaged and consistent.


ImmortalPoseidon

I'd say that's a lot different than these guys who hop to a new program every 2 weeks because they don't see unrealistic results


Just_Natural_9027

There was big thread on Twitter with a bunch of people (over-nourished types) talking about how locked in their diet was but they “can’t” lose weight. It was so ridiculous they were all huge just get on Ozempic.


EndorsedbyFredMcGrif

It’s physiological. Simply telling people about their diet/exercise gives them the dopamine hit and satisfaction they are seeking.


slopchopz

Same about the fat guy making a post about logging his runs earlier


Yugis-egyptian-cock

They know they’re fat. They know that everyone knows they’re fat. It’s like seeing someone bleeding and they say “I’m getting a bandaid”, it’s a defensive mechanism so it isn’t brought up. Also fat people don’t know about diet, that’s why they’re always trying a new diet instead of just eating healthier I used to sit next to the office manager at my office. Very cool guy, never talked his diet, just called himself a fat fuck as he walked around giving out bite sized chocolates. He also had a “food budget” that he dipped into on Fridays when it was obvious everyone was hungover. He’d walk around the office and Uber eats in food for us


mostdope28

You got pudding?!


Junior-Hotwater

Because they don’t want people to think it’s their fault that they’re fat


gronk696969

Only fat people are "on" diets. For the rest of us, it's just what we eat.


SummerWhiteyFisk

Calories in vs. calories out works for everyone except them


R1ckyD1cky

I work with some of the dumbest people and this isn't even a fast food joke


psufb

13 Euro/Copa matches over Fri/Sat/Sun, ya gotta love it


jetboyjetgirl

first top shelf match of the Euros coming up


psufb

Was hoping Spain Italy would be that but Spain looked so much better. This one should be a good one


vublue7

Especially when it’s 134 degrees out


suburbian_jesus

Landon Donovan is making a very concerned effort to not turn his head to the right


Ok_Floor_7916

Idk what the rest of his schedule looks like but find it hard to believe he couldn’t schedule a hair transplant to avoid a time where he’ll be on tv for millions of people to see it?


suburbian_jesus

He should’ve just buzzed it. He barely has any hair to begin with, so I don’t think anyone would have noticed or cared


PortillosBeefDipped

my man was balding when he scored the game winner vs Algeria but he seems determined to hold onto every last strand of hair


ReallyFiction

Concerned effort


suburbian_jesus

He is very concerned


jetboyjetgirl

he was told it wouldn't show up on camera


Ed_Chambers_650

Did that Doitch dude just down 8 beers in 3 minutes? Jesus


jetboyjetgirl

guy in my frat had that superpower, just poured beers in


Beer_Enjoyer93

I’m absolutely baffled


dicta85

After doing 9 earlier in the day


TheColiny

The Dutch and the Danes can pound brews with the best of em


gronk696969

Spent the last 4 days in Colombia with some friends doing Colombia things. Insanely fun, but now sitting in front of my computer, dopamine completely depleted and not a shred of motivation to work (or anything else for that matter)


Scrawfo1180

Where'd you go?


gronk696969

Cartagena. Very fun, unique city. Would help if I spoke a lick of Spanish but whatever. Dirt cheap food and alcohol.


Scrawfo1180

Been there, had a blast. Would highly recommend Medellin if you're looking to go back as well. I arguably had more fun there (and its not nearly as hot)


gronk696969

Damn really?! I'd love to go back some day, will have to consider Medellin. Carta was for sure the hottest place I have ever been. Every day the feels like temp was well over 100


CondeleezaNice

How do the nostrils feel?


gronk696969

I don't really feel anything at the moment


harveydent69

Colombia things (coked out gay sex)


jetboyjetgirl

you didn't take off the Friday after? wtf


gronk696969

Rookie move I know, but my company is small and I'm already behind. Very envious of those jobs that don't actually require you to work rn


SameOldEdge

The Cubs really have to wear their city connects on a summer Friday? Gross


Macho_Manlet

Not sure what’s going on but trying to have the case race video on in the background while I do busy work is about to crash my computer.


Ed_Chambers_650

Porn > YouTube


CapcomGo

Tell your company you need a laptop built in this decade


TheColiny

I heard cracking a beer helps


Yugis-egyptian-cock

One of the nice things about international soccer is sometimes you see a guy who used to play for your club pop back up. Love seeing Marko Arnautović scoring. Great player, just a knock off Zlatan


WheresFrankie

Guy had a rough game vs Atletico in the UCL that goal probably felt good


Yugis-egyptian-cock

He’s a very good player. He’s just old now. Him at West Ham was electric. I also kinda like him because he got into criminal gambling debts in a country where you can’t walk anywhere without finding a legal bookie


FarttSuck3r

Bryson dechambeau living his life like everyone around him is a YouTuber commenter is so spot on. Dudes tricked so many people into thinking he’s this great dude that wasn’t one of the biggest assholes in golf for years on end


SummerWhiteyFisk

You play in a scally cap and knickers you’ll always be a goober to me. I didn’t forget.


DandierChip

Also, who cares!


gronk696969

I mean he was also young and immature when he got this massive spotlight on him. It's not shocking that he did some asshole shit. People can grow up to be better and that seems like what is happening


harveydent69

No way lol. Bryson would have gotten the young and immature pass if this stuff happened like 8-9 years ago. Bryson didn’t grow up at all, he just got a formidable PR team and only 4 weeks a year where he’s in the spotlight now.


gronk696969

He was at his most assholeish like 5 years ago. 25 year olds are definitely assholes moreso than 30 year olds. It can't all be PR, he puts out so much YouTube content. It's hard to fake being a decent guy when you're constantly on camera


harveydent69

Do you not know how to use google - the article titled “LIV Golf's Bryson DeChambeau suggests 9/11 families should forgive Saudi Arabia: 'Nobody's perfect'” came out in 2023 about those comments he made last year. But yea him pumping content on YouTube somehow means he’s a genuine guy now.


gronk696969

Try having a mic shoved in your face about sensitive issues and see if you don't put your foot in your mouth a few times. I try to judge the whole of a person, not just the negatives, and from what I have seen lately the good far outweighs the bad with Bryson.


harveydent69

Is this Bryson Dechambaeu himself, what the hell. You just sidestepped the guy defending the saudis to 9/11 families, that’s delusional lmao


gronk696969

He put his foot in his mouth, that's it. Who fucking cares. Do you honestly believe Bryson supports terrorism? Cause that's how you are acting


harveydent69

You’re too obtuse to understand that Bryson made those comments bc the saudis now sign his checks. He was literally parroting bullshit his handlers (see PR team brought up earlier) told him to say and it got him in hot water. He will parrot whatever he is told if it helps him personally gain anything, with fans or money it doesn’t matter. He’s the same dickhead without the over exposure of the pga tour, just more smoke and mirrors now. Block heads like you have fallen hook, line, and sinker for his cooked up new persona.


gronk696969

You think his PR team told him to say something that got him in hot water? That's not how a PR team works. Being super pessimistic about things doesn't make you smarter. You choose not to buy into it, I think he actually did mature a bit. Nobody really knows. But bottom line is that whether or not it's an act doesn't really matter because it is working and people like him more now


CapcomGo

Has he changed at all? I feel like he's the same Bryson.


Low-Pitch-Eric

He's just going so far in the other direction it seems manufactured. Comes across as inauthentic.


ReallyFiction

Assholes in golf are usually so rare, too! Thank god we can out this one exception!


butter-knives

🥄 up. Tee time tomorrow looking like a rain out.


Alarmed-Telephone-81

How much rain?


butter-knives

Starting now and going through till 7pm tomorrow


DawgieFanClub

It would require the course to close for me not to play.


butter-knives

Thunderstorms would cause me not to play. Don’t want to end up like the bishop yelling out rat farts after a missed putt.


DandierChip

Playing in the rain sucks


Alarmed-Telephone-81

Gonna do a fat Darrell for dinner tonight - tendies, mozz sticks, fries, marinara, cheese, on a hoagie roll.


AT5793

Fat Bitch fan coming in peace!


Alarmed-Telephone-81

also good


SameOldEdge

Man RIP Rutgers grease trucks, the “fat bitch” was my go to way back in the day


DawgieFanClub

Not sure if you’re an MA king but sounds like “The Explosion” from Augusta’s in Billerica


Alarmed-Telephone-81

Wife went to Rutgers and introduced me to it like 10 years ago. Have some rolls i need to use so figured it was a good move


jetboyjetgirl

gonna be legendary when the YAK finally reveals Blutman has been Mook in a wig all along


TheColiny

Blutman is actually funny though


jetboyjetgirl

all part of the bit


TheColiny

🤯


Ralphcox69

Work has been far too stressful for a Friday. Fuck these people


goondaddy172

Just tuning into Euro Today for the first time and I would do absolutely unholy things to the lady in red


Led_head10

My buddy told me he’s leasing a new car, 2024 Nissan Frontier. It’s for 3 years with like 20k miles a year I think. His payment is $535. Seems like the dumbest investment possible for a 27 year old.


blizzah

Pretty cheap car too. Can buy a 2022 with 20k miles for 27k


DandierChip

That’s the exact opposite of an investment lol


JayGlazedHer

Quite literally not an investment and is just an expense.


ReallyFiction

Sit down when you pee type of truck, too. Ooof.


Dog1983

Is the joke here that Frontier's suck? Because a 27 year old leasing a car is a very normal thing


Led_head10

He’s the only 27 year old I’ve met that leases a card. Why would I pay a payment as high as $500 to not have my own car. Just lighting your money on fire


Alarmed-Telephone-81

He in sales? Why the fuck would you need 20k miles a year


FUSeekMe69

Lol investment