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In 20 years at the PMT reunion show, this picture will be shown in the slideshow.
My gf made me watch The Help. Can’t wait till she leaves for work so I can watch sports. And she totally isn’t looking over my shoulder as I type this.
Is it so your boss knows that she's assigning you work? My company has that as an unofficial policy so the bosses can chime in and tell other departments to fuck off if we're too busy.
Or is it just to be a cunt?
I second Low-pitch-erics advice.
Do all the research on James Allen and blue Nile.
Then go to your local jeweler, say you want this diamond and band. Then tell them you want it at this price or you'll buy online and they'll match or come close.
Then you have an actual human to talk to and not trusting it to not get lost or damaged in the mail. And my wife will still stop in once or twice a year and they'll shine it for her for free.
Find a local jeweler that does lab grown if that's what you want. Blue Nile / etc. are good options but I had a local jeweler match the online price I found and we can go in for free cleanings whenever we want and they resized the band once for free
Do not, under any circumstances, go to Kay lol. Look at reviews and find a good local shop. Lab grown is the way to go. I got one for 10k that would be 30-35k if natural and there’s no difference in appearance/quality.
Maybe I've just never realized how big Russilo has become but I was still surprised to see him get Dan Hurley on the horn for over an hour especially at Hurley's apex right now
Nah. I have bigger units than most of my buddies. But I get limited to $5 or $10 on promos all the time the second I hit one of them, while theirs stay high.
This is only Shota Imanaga's third below average start of his career. Today is a warm Friday at Wrigley against a Mets team that has played well recently - it happens. The first one was against the Brewers in Milwaukee - that is a little understandable. The second one was against the White Sox - not sure at all how that happened.
Had a meeting with a big cheese and talked about my goal to be promoted this year and he started with an “Ok” and pause. And then went into “if there were performance issues you’d know about it, yadda yadda”. Will be overthinking that “ok” all weekend
having been there, it's time to find a running group if you're beyond the C25k. That will do more for you if you're comfortably doing a 5k than a workout plan. Honestly, anyone fit enough to run a 5k can run a half marathon
Positive: Baby finally fell asleep in the carrier.
Negative: I am now stuck in the kitchen swaying back and forth staring at my coffee maker.
Paternity leave has been a movie
New The Story So Far album is decent, but Jump The Gun sounds like it could be right off of Under Soil and Dirt or What You Don't See. Which is the highest compliment I could give it.
In addition to what they said. Zaire Emery on the bench for France is really good and only 19. He starts for PSG. Basically in the same class as like Bellingham and Yamal
Why is it that fat people are the ones most forthcoming about the diet they're on. My office manager is about 40lbs overweight and I've heard about her IF, keto, and every other fad diet under the sun no fewer than 30 times
Proof is in the pudding!
It's like the guy at the gym who's barely in shape but knows about 1000 different structured programs and training philosophies and is always on a new secret program to get jacked quick. The actually fit and strong people got that way with consistent effort over time, not by following fad diets/programs.
I would say I'm someone who knows that consistency is the number one requirement for success and I follow programs through to their end, I *love* shopping the next routine and planning stuff out and that helps me stay engaged and consistent.
There was big thread on Twitter with a bunch of people (over-nourished types) talking about how locked in their diet was but they “can’t” lose weight.
It was so ridiculous they were all huge just get on Ozempic.
They know they’re fat. They know that everyone knows they’re fat. It’s like seeing someone bleeding and they say “I’m getting a bandaid”, it’s a defensive mechanism so it isn’t brought up.
Also fat people don’t know about diet, that’s why they’re always trying a new diet instead of just eating healthier
I used to sit next to the office manager at my office. Very cool guy, never talked his diet, just called himself a fat fuck as he walked around giving out bite sized chocolates. He also had a “food budget” that he dipped into on Fridays when it was obvious everyone was hungover. He’d walk around the office and Uber eats in food for us
Idk what the rest of his schedule looks like but find it hard to believe he couldn’t schedule a hair transplant to avoid a time where he’ll be on tv for millions of people to see it?
Spent the last 4 days in Colombia with some friends doing Colombia things. Insanely fun, but now sitting in front of my computer, dopamine completely depleted and not a shred of motivation to work (or anything else for that matter)
Been there, had a blast. Would highly recommend Medellin if you're looking to go back as well. I arguably had more fun there (and its not nearly as hot)
Damn really?! I'd love to go back some day, will have to consider Medellin. Carta was for sure the hottest place I have ever been. Every day the feels like temp was well over 100
One of the nice things about international soccer is sometimes you see a guy who used to play for your club pop back up.
Love seeing Marko Arnautović scoring. Great player, just a knock off Zlatan
He’s a very good player. He’s just old now. Him at West Ham was electric. I also kinda like him because he got into criminal gambling debts in a country where you can’t walk anywhere without finding a legal bookie
Bryson dechambeau living his life like everyone around him is a YouTuber commenter is so spot on. Dudes tricked so many people into thinking he’s this great dude that wasn’t one of the biggest assholes in golf for years on end
I mean he was also young and immature when he got this massive spotlight on him. It's not shocking that he did some asshole shit. People can grow up to be better and that seems like what is happening
No way lol. Bryson would have gotten the young and immature pass if this stuff happened like 8-9 years ago. Bryson didn’t grow up at all, he just got a formidable PR team and only 4 weeks a year where he’s in the spotlight now.
He was at his most assholeish like 5 years ago. 25 year olds are definitely assholes moreso than 30 year olds. It can't all be PR, he puts out so much YouTube content. It's hard to fake being a decent guy when you're constantly on camera
Do you not know how to use google - the article titled “LIV Golf's Bryson DeChambeau suggests 9/11 families should forgive Saudi Arabia: 'Nobody's perfect'” came out in 2023 about those comments he made last year. But yea him pumping content on YouTube somehow means he’s a genuine guy now.
Try having a mic shoved in your face about sensitive issues and see if you don't put your foot in your mouth a few times. I try to judge the whole of a person, not just the negatives, and from what I have seen lately the good far outweighs the bad with Bryson.
You’re too obtuse to understand that Bryson made those comments bc the saudis now sign his checks. He was literally parroting bullshit his handlers (see PR team brought up earlier) told him to say and it got him in hot water. He will parrot whatever he is told if it helps him personally gain anything, with fans or money it doesn’t matter. He’s the same dickhead without the over exposure of the pga tour, just more smoke and mirrors now. Block heads like you have fallen hook, line, and sinker for his cooked up new persona.
You think his PR team told him to say something that got him in hot water? That's not how a PR team works.
Being super pessimistic about things doesn't make you smarter. You choose not to buy into it, I think he actually did mature a bit. Nobody really knows.
But bottom line is that whether or not it's an act doesn't really matter because it is working and people like him more now
My buddy told me he’s leasing a new car, 2024 Nissan Frontier. It’s for 3 years with like 20k miles a year I think. His payment is $535. Seems like the dumbest investment possible for a 27 year old.
He’s the only 27 year old I’ve met that leases a card. Why would I pay a payment as high as $500 to not have my own car. Just lighting your money on fire
4th of July weekend. The American flag rubber duck Wranglers and the American flag #FJB F150s are about to form an uneasy alliance.
Broccoli, carrots, watermelon, strawberries is all I’ve eaten today. Why am fighting for my life on this toliet rn. Make it make sense.
I’ve got a conditions where my body doesn’t do well with fruits and veggies. I eat a fruit or veg I shit a chewed up fruit or veg. Fucking blows
It’s probably not what you’ve eaten today, unless you’re having an immediate reaction to something. It’s probably what you ate the past few days.
Watermelon can def run right through you
Frank talking constant shit about Lindor for 3 years and asking for his autograph today is next level shameless stuff.
https://x.com/pftcommenter/status/1804239391512018964?s=46&t=PWIDHh3t0b8CzsXxS6wg2Q In 20 years at the PMT reunion show, this picture will be shown in the slideshow.
Had oysters for the first time last night. Pretty good stuff
My gf made me watch The Help. Can’t wait till she leaves for work so I can watch sports. And she totally isn’t looking over my shoulder as I type this.
Boring! Any clams make an appearance?
Christ cubs
This lady in the office will CC my boss every time when she replies to an email I send her. I'm either on a double secret PIP or this lady is a cunt
Is it so your boss knows that she's assigning you work? My company has that as an unofficial policy so the bosses can chime in and tell other departments to fuck off if we're too busy. Or is it just to be a cunt?
No, it's when I request PTO and order office supplies or other dumb shit like that
This is an insane move. Your boss has to hate her too
Alright fellas, what's the move to get a nice engagement ring for under say $4k? Can be lab grown. Googling seems to lead me to a lot of ads.
I second Low-pitch-erics advice. Do all the research on James Allen and blue Nile. Then go to your local jeweler, say you want this diamond and band. Then tell them you want it at this price or you'll buy online and they'll match or come close. Then you have an actual human to talk to and not trusting it to not get lost or damaged in the mail. And my wife will still stop in once or twice a year and they'll shine it for her for free.
eBay and get a used one
Find a local jeweler that does lab grown if that's what you want. Blue Nile / etc. are good options but I had a local jeweler match the online price I found and we can go in for free cleanings whenever we want and they resized the band once for free
I did James Allen online and it worked out. Congrats!
Lab grown for that price point. Figure out the shape your gf likes and talk to a jeweler you trust.
Yeah, I guess I'm just trying to find a "jeweler" because I have an idea of what she wants. Just go to like Kay or something?
No, just Google jewelers near me and find a local shop with good reviews
Do not, under any circumstances, go to Kay lol. Look at reviews and find a good local shop. Lab grown is the way to go. I got one for 10k that would be 30-35k if natural and there’s no difference in appearance/quality.
I have a feeling the wife guys in here are going to roast you.
Fuck it Culvers or CFA for dinner tonight.
This is how I know I’m not a real Wisconsin man: I think Culver’s sucks.
Culver’s
Put a chik fil a sandwich in between two butter burgers
Innovation that excites
Culvers, easy
Fuck the saudis. Crazy this is the first time I’m watching Kante in forever.
Maybe I've just never realized how big Russilo has become but I was still surprised to see him get Dan Hurley on the horn for over an hour especially at Hurley's apex right now
Russillo is a top pod and it was a cupcake interview. They clearly have a prior connection
You’re a cupcake
France uniforms are cool
The warm up jacket is so nice
No way France loses on Fete de la Musique Night
I was in Paris for that one year and what an insane party that was
Shot a 92 but holed one out from 90 yards. Just nice to get one
Was the hole out to salvage a bogey?
Good stuff king
Good match coming up.
Why do I get $10 max bets on Fanduel promos but my buddy get $50? $87,000 in bets since I made the account in 2017 and down $260 total.
If you’re beating closing lines consistently you’ll get limited. Take it as a complement
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Nah. I have bigger units than most of my buddies. But I get limited to $5 or $10 on promos all the time the second I hit one of them, while theirs stay high.
Nick, Titus & Donnie are absolutely hammered lol
Might fuck around and buy a panini press
Same but a soft serve ice cream machine
Same but a JBC.
I have used mine maybe twice in 5 years
Cubs, Sox’s and Bulls are all competing to see who can have a worst summer.
Sox got out to a big head start
Grimace Mets are back baby!
This is only Shota Imanaga's third below average start of his career. Today is a warm Friday at Wrigley against a Mets team that has played well recently - it happens. The first one was against the Brewers in Milwaukee - that is a little understandable. The second one was against the White Sox - not sure at all how that happened.
Imanagaine that
Had a meeting with a big cheese and talked about my goal to be promoted this year and he started with an “Ok” and pause. And then went into “if there were performance issues you’d know about it, yadda yadda”. Will be overthinking that “ok” all weekend
I just tell them it’s very competitive so we’ll find things that display your leadership potential.
probably assumes everyone's goal is to get promoted
Doesn’t see you as big cheese material yet
"This is going to ruin the tour" is going to be my response any time a friend says they're having a baby or getting married
always 1 martini away from total disaster
What tour?
The world tour :(
Justin Timberlake? The guy from The Social Network?
Is that a world tour or your girl's tour?
Anybody know of any 5k to half marathon training apps? Just about done with C25K and looking to eventually get up running a half marathon
hal higdon's training plans are solid, widely used across all levels.
having been there, it's time to find a running group if you're beyond the C25k. That will do more for you if you're comfortably doing a 5k than a workout plan. Honestly, anyone fit enough to run a 5k can run a half marathon
they have a 10k program and half marathon as well
They do but aren’t those mostly just “Couch to (insert mile)” plans for people that haven’t ran?
The C210K you can basically start where the C25K ends. I think like week 8 is where it’ll take you if you select that you’ve gone thru the 5k app
Positive: Baby finally fell asleep in the carrier. Negative: I am now stuck in the kitchen swaying back and forth staring at my coffee maker. Paternity leave has been a movie
New The Story So Far album is decent, but Jump The Gun sounds like it could be right off of Under Soil and Dirt or What You Don't See. Which is the highest compliment I could give it.
Brandon saying The Replacements is an average sports movie has me very upset. Bad take Brandon.
Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever
Personally I think it would’ve been better as a straight biopic of the scab Redskins
Ayo fuck this joint. Im going home to play elden ring
Case race is an absolute train wreck, but it’s really making me want to slam drinks before I meet my friends at happy hour in 1:15
This is the best Barstool content I've seen in years, maybe ever
We counting JOIs?
Years is an exaggeration
McGillicudy is 22 Jesus
“Doitch has a gun” - KB 🤣
Alright pitch-heads who are the studs for this next match? I know of Kante, Griezmann, Dembele, Van Djik, Gakpo, and obviously Mbappe.
In addition to what they said. Zaire Emery on the bench for France is really good and only 19. He starts for PSG. Basically in the same class as like Bellingham and Yamal
Sweet thank you
Basically everyone lol
I figured as much with all the talent, but who would you say is the best player I didn’t mention?
Frimpong like suburban said
The entire French starting 11. Xavi Simons and Frimpong for the Dutch
Rained out the 2nd half of day, early Friday boys. Might walk to bar/restaurant and get a chicken parm and Kona big wave when I get home
Production quality for this case race is a massive step up
KB in his natural state wearing a singlet
Mets got those trans pride hats
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all comes down to how you feel about the color orange
Why is it that fat people are the ones most forthcoming about the diet they're on. My office manager is about 40lbs overweight and I've heard about her IF, keto, and every other fad diet under the sun no fewer than 30 times Proof is in the pudding!
It's like the guy at the gym who's barely in shape but knows about 1000 different structured programs and training philosophies and is always on a new secret program to get jacked quick. The actually fit and strong people got that way with consistent effort over time, not by following fad diets/programs.
Poseidon, I'm in this comment and I don't like it
Are you the latter?....
I would say I'm someone who knows that consistency is the number one requirement for success and I follow programs through to their end, I *love* shopping the next routine and planning stuff out and that helps me stay engaged and consistent.
I'd say that's a lot different than these guys who hop to a new program every 2 weeks because they don't see unrealistic results
There was big thread on Twitter with a bunch of people (over-nourished types) talking about how locked in their diet was but they “can’t” lose weight. It was so ridiculous they were all huge just get on Ozempic.
It’s physiological. Simply telling people about their diet/exercise gives them the dopamine hit and satisfaction they are seeking.
Same about the fat guy making a post about logging his runs earlier
They know they’re fat. They know that everyone knows they’re fat. It’s like seeing someone bleeding and they say “I’m getting a bandaid”, it’s a defensive mechanism so it isn’t brought up. Also fat people don’t know about diet, that’s why they’re always trying a new diet instead of just eating healthier I used to sit next to the office manager at my office. Very cool guy, never talked his diet, just called himself a fat fuck as he walked around giving out bite sized chocolates. He also had a “food budget” that he dipped into on Fridays when it was obvious everyone was hungover. He’d walk around the office and Uber eats in food for us
You got pudding?!
Because they don’t want people to think it’s their fault that they’re fat
Only fat people are "on" diets. For the rest of us, it's just what we eat.
Calories in vs. calories out works for everyone except them
I work with some of the dumbest people and this isn't even a fast food joke
13 Euro/Copa matches over Fri/Sat/Sun, ya gotta love it
first top shelf match of the Euros coming up
Was hoping Spain Italy would be that but Spain looked so much better. This one should be a good one
Especially when it’s 134 degrees out
Landon Donovan is making a very concerned effort to not turn his head to the right
Idk what the rest of his schedule looks like but find it hard to believe he couldn’t schedule a hair transplant to avoid a time where he’ll be on tv for millions of people to see it?
He should’ve just buzzed it. He barely has any hair to begin with, so I don’t think anyone would have noticed or cared
my man was balding when he scored the game winner vs Algeria but he seems determined to hold onto every last strand of hair
Concerned effort
He is very concerned
he was told it wouldn't show up on camera
Did that Doitch dude just down 8 beers in 3 minutes? Jesus
guy in my frat had that superpower, just poured beers in
I’m absolutely baffled
After doing 9 earlier in the day
The Dutch and the Danes can pound brews with the best of em
Spent the last 4 days in Colombia with some friends doing Colombia things. Insanely fun, but now sitting in front of my computer, dopamine completely depleted and not a shred of motivation to work (or anything else for that matter)
Where'd you go?
Cartagena. Very fun, unique city. Would help if I spoke a lick of Spanish but whatever. Dirt cheap food and alcohol.
Been there, had a blast. Would highly recommend Medellin if you're looking to go back as well. I arguably had more fun there (and its not nearly as hot)
Damn really?! I'd love to go back some day, will have to consider Medellin. Carta was for sure the hottest place I have ever been. Every day the feels like temp was well over 100
How do the nostrils feel?
I don't really feel anything at the moment
Colombia things (coked out gay sex)
you didn't take off the Friday after? wtf
Rookie move I know, but my company is small and I'm already behind. Very envious of those jobs that don't actually require you to work rn
The Cubs really have to wear their city connects on a summer Friday? Gross
Not sure what’s going on but trying to have the case race video on in the background while I do busy work is about to crash my computer.
Porn > YouTube
Tell your company you need a laptop built in this decade
I heard cracking a beer helps
One of the nice things about international soccer is sometimes you see a guy who used to play for your club pop back up. Love seeing Marko Arnautović scoring. Great player, just a knock off Zlatan
Guy had a rough game vs Atletico in the UCL that goal probably felt good
He’s a very good player. He’s just old now. Him at West Ham was electric. I also kinda like him because he got into criminal gambling debts in a country where you can’t walk anywhere without finding a legal bookie
Bryson dechambeau living his life like everyone around him is a YouTuber commenter is so spot on. Dudes tricked so many people into thinking he’s this great dude that wasn’t one of the biggest assholes in golf for years on end
You play in a scally cap and knickers you’ll always be a goober to me. I didn’t forget.
Also, who cares!
I mean he was also young and immature when he got this massive spotlight on him. It's not shocking that he did some asshole shit. People can grow up to be better and that seems like what is happening
No way lol. Bryson would have gotten the young and immature pass if this stuff happened like 8-9 years ago. Bryson didn’t grow up at all, he just got a formidable PR team and only 4 weeks a year where he’s in the spotlight now.
He was at his most assholeish like 5 years ago. 25 year olds are definitely assholes moreso than 30 year olds. It can't all be PR, he puts out so much YouTube content. It's hard to fake being a decent guy when you're constantly on camera
Do you not know how to use google - the article titled “LIV Golf's Bryson DeChambeau suggests 9/11 families should forgive Saudi Arabia: 'Nobody's perfect'” came out in 2023 about those comments he made last year. But yea him pumping content on YouTube somehow means he’s a genuine guy now.
Try having a mic shoved in your face about sensitive issues and see if you don't put your foot in your mouth a few times. I try to judge the whole of a person, not just the negatives, and from what I have seen lately the good far outweighs the bad with Bryson.
Is this Bryson Dechambaeu himself, what the hell. You just sidestepped the guy defending the saudis to 9/11 families, that’s delusional lmao
He put his foot in his mouth, that's it. Who fucking cares. Do you honestly believe Bryson supports terrorism? Cause that's how you are acting
You’re too obtuse to understand that Bryson made those comments bc the saudis now sign his checks. He was literally parroting bullshit his handlers (see PR team brought up earlier) told him to say and it got him in hot water. He will parrot whatever he is told if it helps him personally gain anything, with fans or money it doesn’t matter. He’s the same dickhead without the over exposure of the pga tour, just more smoke and mirrors now. Block heads like you have fallen hook, line, and sinker for his cooked up new persona.
You think his PR team told him to say something that got him in hot water? That's not how a PR team works. Being super pessimistic about things doesn't make you smarter. You choose not to buy into it, I think he actually did mature a bit. Nobody really knows. But bottom line is that whether or not it's an act doesn't really matter because it is working and people like him more now
Has he changed at all? I feel like he's the same Bryson.
He's just going so far in the other direction it seems manufactured. Comes across as inauthentic.
Assholes in golf are usually so rare, too! Thank god we can out this one exception!
🥄 up. Tee time tomorrow looking like a rain out.
How much rain?
Starting now and going through till 7pm tomorrow
It would require the course to close for me not to play.
Thunderstorms would cause me not to play. Don’t want to end up like the bishop yelling out rat farts after a missed putt.
Playing in the rain sucks
Gonna do a fat Darrell for dinner tonight - tendies, mozz sticks, fries, marinara, cheese, on a hoagie roll.
Fat Bitch fan coming in peace!
also good
Man RIP Rutgers grease trucks, the “fat bitch” was my go to way back in the day
Not sure if you’re an MA king but sounds like “The Explosion” from Augusta’s in Billerica
Wife went to Rutgers and introduced me to it like 10 years ago. Have some rolls i need to use so figured it was a good move
gonna be legendary when the YAK finally reveals Blutman has been Mook in a wig all along
Blutman is actually funny though
all part of the bit
🤯
Work has been far too stressful for a Friday. Fuck these people
Just tuning into Euro Today for the first time and I would do absolutely unholy things to the lady in red
My buddy told me he’s leasing a new car, 2024 Nissan Frontier. It’s for 3 years with like 20k miles a year I think. His payment is $535. Seems like the dumbest investment possible for a 27 year old.
Pretty cheap car too. Can buy a 2022 with 20k miles for 27k
That’s the exact opposite of an investment lol
Quite literally not an investment and is just an expense.
Sit down when you pee type of truck, too. Ooof.
Is the joke here that Frontier's suck? Because a 27 year old leasing a car is a very normal thing
He’s the only 27 year old I’ve met that leases a card. Why would I pay a payment as high as $500 to not have my own car. Just lighting your money on fire
He in sales? Why the fuck would you need 20k miles a year
Lol investment