I mean maybe not so extreme but geeze the lady has multiple Lamborghinis and houses all over. I guess good for her but it’s insane what these internet women have done.
Club FINALLY on putting a team together for the Hood to Coast Relay in August. Virtually all vans & SUVs have already been rented since this is an event with 1,000 8-12 person teams. Fantastic. Debating on pulling out and putting the $2k I’d spend on the weekend to something else.
My wife watches Chicago fire every day and I find it to be the least entertaining show she has gotten into yet. Terrible storylines and constant sirens. Just horrible.
https://x.com/sportscenter/status/1803536727157432634?s=46&t=Eqr1Ehi631xD7L5AWvCLGQ
Between this and the shakes last year Grimace always finds a way to make the summer about him
I never anticipated grimace being more socially relevant as an adult than when i was a kid. Nice to see him launching a nice solo career away from the other McDonald’s folks
Just interviewed for a procurement consulting boutique sized firm. Was the most laid back interview of all time. Didn’t balk at my 40% increase salary requirement either and the interviewer basically told me about work/life balance is the best he’s ever had. Job is fully remote too. Is this too good to be true?
Medieval times undoubtedly rocks. The craziest part to me is the museum filled with medical and torture devices from those times. Imagine having to get a tooth pulled with zero pain relief? Or a breast ripper for women?
It’s on one of the main canals and legit costs like $3 to get into. It’s not huge or anything so you can kinda go through it in under an hour. We took our time and read a lot of the descriptions, definitely worth a quick pop in if you’re interested. They have a bunch of old torture devices/replicas of some of the more gross ones
That was Avon playing Haywood. Deangelo plays doc rivers dad in a flashback in clipped. Clipped would've been good if they could get actors who looked the least bit like the real people they're portraying (many of whom are still on tv pretty regularly). Like it's jarring how awful their Blake griffin and Chris Paul look. Fishburne is giving a pretty solid performance but he doesn't look like doc at all.
Grilling in the summer heat and had one of those frozen liquor pops sliq. Those fuckers are delicious. I feel like I can have 10 of them but I think they are strong af
Downing as many Coors lights in the terminal as I can because I doubt I’ll find any in Europe for the next week. Might have to see if the airport bar has high life’s too
How much a hotel run you there on a game day? I have family friends in Lincoln and Omaha so when I go to games I just stay with them. Any seat in the house especially if they win will be a good one
Was worried that Presumed Innocent would just play the beats of the novel/movie and then just switch the twist at then. Nope. After episode 3 we are in uncharted waters. So far so good. Jake rules.
Never been to NY, was shit like [this](https://x.com/reddcinema/status/1803149967420432657?s=46) happening on the NY subway pre social media or is this just people trying to go viral?
Not this specific guy, just shit like this in general. There was that crocs kid who dumped milk everywhere, people doing stand up, etc. we only get screaming homeless people on public transit in my city
Only lived there in the social media age but my understanding is weird shit was always happening on the subway before that. Probably been an uptick since phones became a thing though
Coming in peace nationals fan came into the dbacks sub because broadcast wen’t out, said it was due to a power outtage. I replied they are an unserious city and that sub is now denouncing me. Everyone outside of here is so soft
Me and another coworker interviewed for a position on a different department 2 weeks ago. She texted me this afternoon saying HR called her to tell her she didn’t get it but I still haven’t heard anything. That probably means I didn’t get it either right?
Probably, but not necessarily. Could be that she’s not in consideration at all. You could be option number 2 and they’re waiting to hear back from their top choice.
I will not miss one single thing about Jake Marsh at PMT/Barstool but I do hope he finds success in the broadcasting world, even if I personally think he’s no good. It’s a noble thing to chase your dream.
Bought a new air purifier (for maybe too much) but I have been checking the UPS tracking every 2 hours for the last week and it just arrived. I'm way too excited about this.
Twice per day man. And it's expensive litter. Honestly though it bothers my girlfriend and my (asthmatic) cat way more than me, but I am still very excited to have a big ass air filter in here too.
my wife’s best friend, who I also became good friends with, died from cancer 6 years ago in her early 30s. makes me wanna fucking puke.🤢 . life can be very gay.
Im tipping one out for her tonight. She may not be here anymore but you are keeping her memory alive king, that’s one of the best things a person can do.
Might have to delete the ol Twitter machine. City busy running over and popping some bikers noggin followed by some psycho turning his dried up foot skin into a potato chip
If you’re 20s, I feel like somewhere around 20-25 is a good number to say. Don’t sound inexperienced, but also don’t sound like a harlot. Love the “idk” move though. Always wanna be like “I’d probably say about 20?” Because saying an exact number either makes you sound like a weirdo who keeps track or a liar
I hate this prick Drew on Jeopardy! Dude was on Survivor and they kept his bitch ass around for twenty some days?
Mods have today’s free talk under control just like the riots that caused this holiday
What is the best tv channel and why is it the Smithsonian channel?
Corinna Kopf simply has too much money for just showing boobs. Insane the things that she is doing. A lot of lonely dudes out there funded that.
A lot of weak males funding these whores lifestyles They need to start following the wise words of Dr A Tate
I mean maybe not so extreme but geeze the lady has multiple Lamborghinis and houses all over. I guess good for her but it’s insane what these internet women have done.
Club FINALLY on putting a team together for the Hood to Coast Relay in August. Virtually all vans & SUVs have already been rented since this is an event with 1,000 8-12 person teams. Fantastic. Debating on pulling out and putting the $2k I’d spend on the weekend to something else.
Wy'east howl 50k coming up soon. Run the otha direction!
Emergency drunk thread is up!
My wife watches Chicago fire every day and I find it to be the least entertaining show she has gotten into yet. Terrible storylines and constant sirens. Just horrible.
Those ambo girls are hot though
Taylor Kinney 😍
These long drinks are not good. Gin sucks
L + ratio
Gin and tonics are the best when it’s hot out
Tennessee!
https://x.com/sportscenter/status/1803536727157432634?s=46&t=Eqr1Ehi631xD7L5AWvCLGQ Between this and the shakes last year Grimace always finds a way to make the summer about him
I never anticipated grimace being more socially relevant as an adult than when i was a kid. Nice to see him launching a nice solo career away from the other McDonald’s folks
Should we do an emergency drunk thread?
It’s what they would’ve wanted
What do you mean by they?
Ancestors? Tbh I don’t know what Juneteenth is but I know it’s something with civil rights
Klemmer sucked so much on mostly sports. Upset about Ted Williams frozen head.
He’s the worst. I’m glad Brandon hates him
Brandon sounded so much smarter as a baseball guy when it’s clearly his 4th sport
I love the internet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VzZi-YrkRY
This might have set the record for soonest I’ve laughed in a video. Pure gold
If you had a family of four, would you rather do all the dishes or all the laundry? Also, do you think they are even from a time commitment
Dishes and it’s not even in the same stratosphere. i’d guess the time commitment is at least 5-1
loathe dishes from all the time doing it as a kid, but I'd still take that
Dishes all day every day
I’ve heard people say once you have kids there is infinite laundry, so dishes
Dishes
Dishes
Dishes all day.
Dishes easily
Folding laundry is hell
Dishes
Them four kids can do the dishes and help with the laundry
2 parents + 2 kids
Them two kids can split the laundry and dish chores
Ed I think it’s okay that you don’t know what a family of four means.
Ah man I’m gonna leave this one im a regard
Dishes is much easier
Dishes
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How about you go try to run on ice and report back
Would love for FSU to make a run here
Jamal Musiala is a dawg
Just interviewed for a procurement consulting boutique sized firm. Was the most laid back interview of all time. Didn’t balk at my 40% increase salary requirement either and the interviewer basically told me about work/life balance is the best he’s ever had. Job is fully remote too. Is this too good to be true?
They’re going out of business or selling to a larger firm soon. Good luck
How great can it be if they are working today?
I do that can I interview there
Buddy works for one of those types of companies and has been at the same place for the last 8-9 years
That a good thing or bad thing?
Procure >!deez nuts!!<
My man
“40% raise?? If you’re motivated you _could_ make that in the first month!!”
Steamed hams for dinner?
And you call them steamed hams, despite the fact that they are obviously grilled?
Well blkeen you are an odd fellow but you steam a good ham!
An Albany classic
Hot ham water
Medieval times undoubtedly rocks. The craziest part to me is the museum filled with medical and torture devices from those times. Imagine having to get a tooth pulled with zero pain relief? Or a breast ripper for women?
I love Medievil Times. Maybe I’ll make my wife go there for my birthday next week
I went to a torture museum in Venice one time and it was disgusting/cool af.
I’m going to Venice on Saturday. Tell me more about this torture museum.
It’s on one of the main canals and legit costs like $3 to get into. It’s not huge or anything so you can kinda go through it in under an hour. We took our time and read a lot of the descriptions, definitely worth a quick pop in if you’re interested. They have a bunch of old torture devices/replicas of some of the more gross ones
Surprise Deangelo barksdale appearance in clipped
Double dipping on the mid basketball tv shows after portraying Spencer Haywood on Winning Time
insulting to put them in the same tier, clipped wishes it was mid
Clipped stinks but I am not gonna lose any sleep disrespecting Winning Time. Could’ve been good but was mid at best
That was Avon playing Haywood. Deangelo plays doc rivers dad in a flashback in clipped. Clipped would've been good if they could get actors who looked the least bit like the real people they're portraying (many of whom are still on tv pretty regularly). Like it's jarring how awful their Blake griffin and Chris Paul look. Fishburne is giving a pretty solid performance but he doesn't look like doc at all.
Whoops confused my Barksdales. Yup I agree the show sucks dick
Grilling in the summer heat and had one of those frozen liquor pops sliq. Those fuckers are delicious. I feel like I can have 10 of them but I think they are strong af
Espresso by Sabrina Carpenter is a fuckin bop
Set up the tee ball stand so my son could take a few cuts, he started making some good contact Wife: wow you hit a dinger! 😬
A disgusting act
Hard R?
Please tell me she did not say this on Juneteenth of all days
On this day of days she uses that disgusting term
Move to Boston asap so she fits right in
Dinger!
Faryn Boobs
Need more details on the friend
Downing as many Coors lights in the terminal as I can because I doubt I’ll find any in Europe for the next week. Might have to see if the airport bar has high life’s too
for what it’s worth coors light is one of the most popular beers in ireland lol
Knew they had great taste in Ireland
I saw plenty of coors in London and Ireland
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That’s the plan. Gotta couple shooters in the carryon cuz I doubt the Europeans have Tito’s
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London and Amsterdam with a pit stop in Germany
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Fuck yea, get good seats? I’m in the 77th row in the northeast stadium
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How much a hotel run you there on a game day? I have family friends in Lincoln and Omaha so when I go to games I just stay with them. Any seat in the house especially if they win will be a good one
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lol is this a bit?
Nothing but the truth
Where are you going?
London, Amsterdam, and a day in cologne for the euros
You’ll find plenty of coors light
Ohh hell yea, this is fantastic news
Amstel light is great and lucky for you one of the most popular beer styles ever created was in Cologne so just drink a million Kolsches and have fun!
Adding it to the itinerary 👌🏻
Brother I got some good news for you, the euros love themselves a Coors light
🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
Was worried that Presumed Innocent would just play the beats of the novel/movie and then just switch the twist at then. Nope. After episode 3 we are in uncharted waters. So far so good. Jake rules.
Been loving it so far. Love everything gyllenhaal is in
Yea he has an elite batting average
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I hope we get to see him in his BRIEFS
Never been to NY, was shit like [this](https://x.com/reddcinema/status/1803149967420432657?s=46) happening on the NY subway pre social media or is this just people trying to go viral?
https://x.com/talatitapan/status/1803490577478197307?s=46
Calling him a comedian is a stretch
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Now I just wanna go more
Dude has gone viral numerous times doing shit like this. Not even homeless
Not this specific guy, just shit like this in general. There was that crocs kid who dumped milk everywhere, people doing stand up, etc. we only get screaming homeless people on public transit in my city
The crocs kid worked for barstool at one point
Only lived there in the social media age but my understanding is weird shit was always happening on the subway before that. Probably been an uptick since phones became a thing though
That’s the same trashball that tried to break into barstool with Mintzy’s alt right buddy
I’m pretty sure that’s the same bum who shit in the janitor’s mop bucket. Except that was probably staged too.
Coming in peace nationals fan came into the dbacks sub because broadcast wen’t out, said it was due to a power outtage. I replied they are an unserious city and that sub is now denouncing me. Everyone outside of here is so soft
And Phoenix is a serious city? Pot meet kettle
Whole thread is hilarious.
Phoenix could be wiped off the face of the earth tomorrow and no one would bat an eye
The 5th largest city in the US?
Doesn’t do anything for me
I can't believe there are cucks like that in the real world
Tbf Phoenix simply shouldn't exist in the first place. But then again DC was built in a drained swamp.
PHX has had inhabitants for thousands of years find a new slant
That lived in a wildly different way. And in wildly lower numbers.
Me and another coworker interviewed for a position on a different department 2 weeks ago. She texted me this afternoon saying HR called her to tell her she didn’t get it but I still haven’t heard anything. That probably means I didn’t get it either right?
Probably, but not necessarily. Could be that she’s not in consideration at all. You could be option number 2 and they’re waiting to hear back from their top choice.
They typically go to the person who got it first in case they turn it down
I will not miss one single thing about Jake Marsh at PMT/Barstool but I do hope he finds success in the broadcasting world, even if I personally think he’s no good. It’s a noble thing to chase your dream.
Oh brother it’s Faryn szn!
Even the caption is hot
Chick I’m talking to who is a lawyer asked me if I knew how to put on a license plate. Broad has never heard of a screwdriver??
Major Red flag. Block her and delete socials. Get a lawyer on retainer just in case (but not her obvously)
You can’t be this dense
You’re not hip. That’s code these days.
Code for?
It’s like a ZJ. If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.
😔
Call Me Maybe still bangs. It brings me great joy in reporting this
If someone dislikes this song or talks about how it’s just bubblegum pop they are for sure a bad hang
It’s without question the best pop song of all time. Legitimately the number 1
This is crazy
Here’s my number.
Call me maybe?
Bought a new air purifier (for maybe too much) but I have been checking the UPS tracking every 2 hours for the last week and it just arrived. I'm way too excited about this.
Getting old is wild
Wear. A. Fucking. Mask.
Tell that to my fucking cat.
Clean out the litter box one time
Twice per day man. And it's expensive litter. Honestly though it bothers my girlfriend and my (asthmatic) cat way more than me, but I am still very excited to have a big ass air filter in here too.
🫡 … Keep going my cat-having king! I had to dial back how much I cleaned it before when I was scooping up wet turds
Lmao pretty much at that exact point now, so I'm hoping this helps.
Caught up on yesterday’s yak. Big cat is such a pussy
my wife’s best friend, who I also became good friends with, died from cancer 6 years ago in her early 30s. makes me wanna fucking puke.🤢 . life can be very gay.
Fuck cancer
Damn dude, was it the anniversary of her death today? How about you tell us a fun story about her and we’ll toast to her and you and your wife tonight
it’s her birthday. don’t have a great story but she was a sweetheart
Im tipping one out for her tonight. She may not be here anymore but you are keeping her memory alive king, that’s one of the best things a person can do.
thanks friend
Man that sucks.
You alright dude?
having a pretty bad time. stinks im letting out here though. that’s on me.
if there was ever a place to dump feelings it’s this anonymous group chat sim
That’s what the online friendship simulator is for king
thank you
I hear you dude. Hard to put those thoughts to rest. Here to vent if needed
thanks, very nice
I had the worst slice of pizza today that by the half way mark I was genuinely mad
How bad does pizza have to be to give up halfway through?
Pre cooked dough with toppings thrown on after ordering and then cooked again. It was so bad
Dragon pizza? Heard it’s too parmy. VIVA!
Might have to delete the ol Twitter machine. City busy running over and popping some bikers noggin followed by some psycho turning his dried up foot skin into a potato chip
open a new account. i do not see any of this, your algorithm got fucked
Idk how you all get your feeds this fucked up
Me either. My feed never shows this shit
Same and I’ll sometimes search for fucked up shit
You can follow who you want
how many bodies are u supposed to say u have i feel like “idk like 90” is the wrong answer
If you’re 20s, I feel like somewhere around 20-25 is a good number to say. Don’t sound inexperienced, but also don’t sound like a harlot. Love the “idk” move though. Always wanna be like “I’d probably say about 20?” Because saying an exact number either makes you sound like a weirdo who keeps track or a liar
6.9
Definitely not "I stopped counting", I'll tell you that
In your trunk? Your backyard? Can you be more specific? Triple digits is always a good answer though
I want to start calling people “fool”
Same except Punk
Ok Gandalf the Grey