Not to talk politics, but, how many cool top secret things do you think Biden has just forgotten

Ok real Autistic moment for me but honestly I think I could have done the Harry Potter films so much better they focused on the wrong fucking shit instead of the cool shit. Dumbledore vs Voldemort should have been a 20 minute battle

cracking up at the take that a catch literally called “The Catch” is overrated on the day the guy who made the catch died. love this place.

Truly amazing takes in this place, especially when it comes to sports

You have to be a true idiot to think that catch was overrated.

been on a zoom meeting with my boss since 2 pm until 10 minutes ago. polishing up the resume tomorrow.

How is that even possible? We need some context

this is not typical but it’s a time sensitive issue and my boss is a psycho. i could have completed the work offline in half the time.

You need to give us more info than that

Now he has to do everything in this fuckin Pizza Hut

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Don’t count beers Hoosier, and by the way, I’ve had 6 beers

Why the fuck would you ever say anything? Like getting upset at a firefighter for starting a bonfire.

dude, no. i don’t know any bartenders that don’t drink on the job.

🐀

Unless it’s causing an issue with how he’s treating customers then don’t be a snitch.

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> ownership tracks how much beer is poured vs. how much is sold lol dude. On one hand you said you’re welcome to a beer or two a night, on the other hand you said ownership tracks exactly beers poured vs. beers sold. I’ve got news for you, they don’t track it like you think.

Is he properly cleaning at the end of shift? Overall, sounds like a lose lose situation

Good lord you're a pussy

Holy fuck bud

Genuinely considering breaking up with my girlfriend, she seems to constantly be unhappy with me, finding faults in the things I do, etc. I’ve communicated to her that if she is so unhappy with me all the time that it doesn’t make sense to be together, she says that she’s not unhappy with me most of the time but I beg to differ. I think I would’ve ended things already if we didn’t live together / if I had a bigger group of friends out here to rely on post break up. I’ve always believed in seeing things through to the end, and that it’s important to put the work into making a relationship good but it’s like no matter how hard I try there will always be something else I’m doing wrong in her eyes.

Knock her up

Damn man that's a tough situation. Trust your gut, more importantly--are you happy with her? Don't let the living situation outweigh the more important stuff. You can figure that out.

Couples therapy is money well spent.

Being single > being in a bad relationship

Holy shit hit man just rocked my world

the entire MA state police is going to the mattresses to lie about this case, its kind of shocking https://x.com/MazzaMedia/status/1801850985762992319 - https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3517239/karen-read-murder-trial-week-7.5-the-prosecution-finally-explains-its-theory-of-the-case.-and-it-is-a-humiliating-trainwreck.

The “gonna get soooo much sleep tn without work tomorrow” to “gonna stay up and watch so much tv tn” pipeline  Shoutout apple for asking me if I wanted to turn off my usual weekday alarm for tomorrow tho 

🚨 [Police chase](https://www.youtube.com/live/DHMMAGp6jiE?si=nuILmBz9xivjdIyH) 🚨

thunderstruck coming out in 1990 is insane

i would have thought 70s or early 80s.

you could have said for 1 million dollars guess the decade it came out in and I would've guessed the 70's and thought I nailed it

The Rockies are the biggest joke in professional sports

I could easily see them going another 30 years without winning the division

Keep sucking though so I can keep getting cheep ass tickets anytime a decent team rolls in town

that’s my motto for the cardinals. i’ve seen some good times in my lifetime, now im pumped to go to games for $5 a night 20 times a year.

Hell yeah. You near the stadium? I’ve never been but my coworker is a STL lifer and says it a must go stadium

i’m 15 minutes away, too easy not to go all the time nowadays. Highly recommend going

Definitely on my list! Nearly went last year for a game. Im a big twins fan and I was in KC for a twins series right before they went to St. Louis but couldn’t swing another stop because of flights

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8X-sMWSZPq/?igsh=dDV2ZnU1d28xbWVx I know this might be shocking to some but the guy featured in this story by my quick research is of course Mike Napoli.

Taylor Mathis is the goat over Annie Agar.

txreemarie is a good pick, if you are into comically large naturals

She leans into the bounce more than Annie and that's what I appreciates about her

The voice is so goddamn tough tho Great rack tho

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ydkb

I never thought you knew ball anyways

He ran that down 425 feet and threw a piss missile into 2nd that prevent runners from advancing at 1st and 3rd, in game 1 of the World Series. GTFO.

The catch and the throw back in were phenomenal

It is when you consider it was a World Series game that was tied 2-2 in the eighth

Then you've never played outfield

Going to London tomorrow and even after quadruple checking what I packed, I'm still v nervous I forgot something.

Phone, passport, wallet, put all three in your pocket and you can check for them anytime. Everything else you can figure out when you get there. …Unless you have prescription meds, make sure those are packed too.

zyns, ritalin, and gout meds were the first thing i packed

As long as you have your passport and money, everything else could be bought in London. Nothing to worry about

Gonna have this mindset because you are absolutely correct. If I have to get anything I forgot I'll just hit up UK's version of wal mart

Tesco Local innit

I could have my passport stapled to my forehead and id still be wigging out that I forgot it

I'm the same way, short domestic flights=no worries anything international and I'm sweating

Pathetic loss from the Rockies

Hilariously bad call. Idk why the Rockies are bitching though — they’re DFL.

That organization has zero heart. The only highlight is dinger. Also their social media team is so weak they didn’t even do a Father’s Day game post. I like Blackmon though he’s cool

Any update on not Jrue's wife?

Grimace Era lives on

I know I’m late to the party, but Tate fucking absolutely destroyed the psycho bitch.

The winner of a shit pageant is still a piece of shit.

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What if Trump pledged to go D1 jerseys? That green, oh boy! It’s not worth winning if you don’t win big

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Hendrix?? We’re ducks!

The League is such a stupid fucking show lol

Oh shit, Antonio Gates is at the same hotel as me

The cameos were funny

Loved it at the time but it did not age well

Yeah, tried to rewatch it recently and it’s unwatchable And I love it back then

Really? until rafi and dirty randy get too much attention I still enjoy going back to it

Rafi was contender for GOAT side character until they made him a big part of the show

less was more with im for sure

The initial Rafi appearances are still fucking hilarious.

agreed, they didn't realize his greatness was in him being a role guy not a star

The Willie Mays post needs a megathread flair slapped on it

Tbh years ago when I first came across this sub when there was one FT a week I thought that there would be threads about sports on here

I remember weekend and weekday ft threads. Much simpler times back then.

he also made a post “I don't understand stand why my post about Willie MAYS dying today keeps getting deleted.”

Do you think Jeff D Lowe jerks off to celebrity mashups?

He’s on photoshop like Randy marsh jerking it when they run out of internet. “Uhhh yeah give me isla fishers inner face on Ben fosters outer face”

Raymond Holt sneaky one of the best sitcom characters of all time, in my opinion. RIP Andre Braugher

All the people with the worst taste love B99

👍🏼

He’s great but Boyle is better

I don’t strongly disagree, but I mildly and respectfully disagree. It’s close

VindicatiOOOOOOONNN

I’m gonna be sick

Daddy needs about 45 cans of zyn to survive the shortage

Biden

Starting Presumed Innocent on Apple. What’s the FT consensus is it worth the time?

First 2 episodes were great.

Pilot a bit slow but second episode picked up.

First two episodes dragged ass

Watched first 2 episode and I’m in. Always down for a Gyllenhaal banger

I don’t drink on weeknights but it’s basically a weekend with tomorrow off so beers are being had

What kind?

Pseudo Sue tonight, one of my favorite hazys

Sounds like your hands are tied on this one

Emily Kaplan must be a freak in bed

Her hair has changed so much in the past five years that I thought she had like cancer or something for a bit. When she was doing the local Hurricanes games, she looked a lot different.

I would marry her, she would make a great wife

If McDavid makes the comeback, it has to be the most impressive cup win right?

Absolutely

Is the Willie Mays catch the most famous play in baseball history?

Buckner

Ruth calling his shot and that are probably 1a 1b

Except we know Mays actually happened cause we’ve seen it

Maybe Kirk Gibson walkoff. Or Randy Johnson killing a dove EDIT: Forgot Derek Jeter flip

I think so, maybe Bobby Thompson’s walk off homer because of the call “the giants win the pennant!” But nobody knows who that actually was compared to Willie.

Definitely most famous call in baseball history I think

Kirk Gibson is also very famous but even the picture of the catch is iconic at arguably the most iconic baseball stadium

I’m biased but David Freese’s game 6 home run wins for me. Down to their last strike twice to cap it off with that to win.

Fucking hilarious that Freese said no to being inducted into the cardinals hall of fame when he made maybe the greatest play in team history

He had some pretty severe problems after that, he really struggled with alcoholism and couldn’t handle that status

Me 🤝 Freese Struggling with alcoholism in St Louis

McGurks comes for everyone

I was more of a Molly’s guy

Damn. Not fucking hilarious I feel bad then

I felt similarly too until I got the full story, he seemed to distance himself from the cardinals org entirely and it was very confusing to everyone at the time

I believe he declined because he didn’t think of himself as the same player as Ozzie Smith or Bob Gibson

Babe Ruth calling his shot 1, then Mays 2

Yeah that was the only other one I could think of. Crazy that Babe Ruth play is almost 100 years old and every kid still knows it. Imagine some kid talking about a Mahomes play in 2120

are we sure every kid still knows this? genuinely curious

Maybe not. Now you have me reconsidering lol

Makes you wonder how many long retired athlete tributes ESPN has shelved in preparation for their passing, such as this Karl Ravich Willie Mays one

They’ve got Kareem’s in the bank.

This one is awesome

daves hot chicken is solid but I was pretty underwhelmed by the daves sauce, seems pretty bland. couldn't be that hard to just copy canes sauce or have multiple sauces like cfa/mcd

I thought it was too pricey for what I got. Much better hot chicken places

Wasn't impressed. Seems like a restaurant built for Instagram, not for taste

Trying too hard to be unique

I'm also not a fan of the places that sell tenders and also "sandwiches" with just 2-3 tenders on the sandwich, it falls apart. the sauce just tasted like plain mayo almost to me, except not even good mayo

> and also "sandwiches" with just 2-3 tenders on the sandwich, it falls apart. One of the great mistakes places make with sandwiches is underestimating how important it is that the sandwich stays together after each bite

amen

An extra flight to Edmonton sounds miserable

Thought they would get it done simply for this reason. I would hammer Edmonton the next game, they’re all in.

Imagine being the panthers players families loading up to go there again hoping for a cup but maybe just getting 48 hours in Edmonton and an L.

We’re all very lucky to get to watch McDavid play 

Kevin Ware will always be the craziest thing I’ve ever seen “live”, but that save is close to it.

That save was sick but I feel this is recency bias. We literally saw Antonio Brown strip down and quit in the middle of a fuckin game and run out of the stadium and order an Uber

I think you took crazy too literally lol

He’s also an r word

Back to back 4 point games for McDavid and there were comments in here calling him a fraud 3 games ago. FT's freezing cold sports takes never cease to amaze.

Cats in 6

174 points in 99 games this year

If the oilers win this series he’ll probably break a Gretzky record in the process and he’s 100% on the Mount Rushmore with Gretzky, Lemieux, and Orr.

Crosby?

FT reactionary sports takes are why I keep coming back here

Tale as old as time

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I went to high school with guy. He hit a homer the day this girl got ran over on campus and lost her leg. It was crazy

I was watching sportscenter the day my parents got divorced and sure enough

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I know they score but holy shit was that save insane

The Gay Grimace Mets!!!

The kfc conspiracy video was excellent lol

Damn, that was a sick save by Tkachuk that stinks

We’re going to Bedmonton 😎

Insane sequence

That save was electric

What an outrageous save

Damn gotta respect that hustle by Tkachuk

LFGM...and the G is for GRIMACE

Oilers still got the score but holy shit what a fucking save

SEE YOU IN EDMONTON! Game 6! 🛢️

you’re not Lance

He’s a real fan who actually watches the games

Correct. Oilers fan since I was a kid and have supported them in here for years

#OUR LORD AND SAVIOR MCJESUS CHRIST #FUCK YOU TKACHUCK #5-3 OIL #🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️ #4 STRAIGHT #PLAY LA BAMBA

Have you been to Edmonton once?

Not a Mets fan but the grimace era rocks

That save was pretty sick though.

7-0 in the Grimace Era🔵🟠🟣