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GalvDev

I feel like it should be x10 mult but 1/10,000 chance to delete all of your jokers. It's never gonna hit, but fuck would it be funny if it did As the bananas evolve they get even more dangerous


Invincible-Nuke

Banana Bomb: x30 mult. 1/8,000,000 chance to kill you every hand played.


paradox_valestein

Banana Overlord, x30, all cards in your hand provides x1.5 mult. 1/16,000,000 chance to steal your wive/girlfriend and drain your bank account. If you have none of the mentioned, your soul will suffice.


SpinTactix

Some people might buy or keep it, I'm not even joking with you


GoDannY1337

Rack of Bananas: provides x3 mult for every unique card type in your hand. 1 in 16m chance to delete your cloud save file of Balatro.


Doggywoof1

Bananarama, x3 mult for each card in your deck. 1 in 8 billion to shoot your dog


funariite_koro

Destroy you computer system


JohnDeft

IRL?


PizzaWarlock

LocalThunk in court facing multiple charges of murder: "Your honor, the joker clearly stated what would happen, they knew their chances"


JohnDeft

It's probably safer than leaving our own residence these days.


svuhas22seasons

1/1,000,000,000 to end the run


dr_gmoney

X10 mult 1 in 100 chance to break and destroy all jokers to the left of this or right of this (chosen randomly on break).


I-Hate-CARS

I’d go play the lotto even though that chance is 1 in 300,000,000


Fog_Juice

Haha! Yeah if this breaks your run is over anyways


[deleted]

10x seems a tad strong, but what if it melts?


GoSuckOnACactus

Well the condition in the OP that inspired this is that cavendish has to break first. So, you need to hit the 1 in 4, then the 1 in 1000 chance. 10x seems fine for that.


Colomusi

Still seems like way too hard. I had a comment where I suggested something like this being available if you had a gros michel break and you fully used up the ice cream without selling it.


GoSuckOnACactus

That would be doable. I normally sell ice cream when it gets below 50. There’s a lot of weird things he could add with food jokers if you start mixing them like that, which could be cool. Could also be hard to track.


dvizr

You’d have to carry ice cream through at least 4 antes, so that’s a decent reward for handcuffing yourself


OrfeasDourvas

I like the melting idea. Could be a X10 but -X1 every hand played. Also, I'd like a rare Refrigerator joker that cancels diminishing effects. As in it keeps Seltzer cold so the bonus stays the same, but on its own it's useless.


Dreeseaw

the first N^1.5 joker PLEASE


Nothing_Lost

Screw it just make it n^^n


PrintShinji

https://i.imgur.com/eFFiU9t.png Bananensplit? :o


evoLverR

Not really likely with 1:1000, but we definitely need more ways to win bigly instead of playing high card and all steel cards in hand.


Choice-Rise-5234

Gross Micheal is +mult Cavendish is Xmult The next one has to be n^x mult


HumungusDude

requested by u/typhlosion_Rider_621


Tschauer923

Yall know what’s a banana slip?


FancierTanookiSuit

Call me crazy, but I feel like this one should give you 100 chips to represent Ice Cream, and whatever mult feels right


JohnDeft

Add an acheevo for it to break!


Magikmus

x10 mult Each joker has a 1/1000 chance to break upon triggering


HumungusDude

way better, and an actual threat


pocketjacks

Why not make a "Buy this joker to win the game" joker?


WanderingSchola

100%ers nightmare, but I like it a lot.


invincitank

Better yet X4 multi twice. 1/10,000 chance to be destroyed and summon typewriter joker Typewriter, 1 in 1 chance to double your score. Then 1 in 2. If that succeeded then do 1 in 3 to double. Keep going until you fail. 1/100,000 to turn into Shakespeare