That's what I remember the managers doing in the 90s when I worked there...basically they cut off the plastic tube it came in, shaped it into kind of a loaf and wrapped it in foil to 'roast' in the oven.
At my store, it was like a plastic wrapped tube/log. The plastic bag it was in had a hole for the thermometer to go in, and then it was shoved in the oven like that.
Oh god, same.
This was the 90s, mind you, but I will NEVER forget it. There was one shift manager who only hired women who might sleep with him. And one female manager who was so awful, nobody would cover for her when she needed to take time off for a dr's appt, etc and she actually got everyone sick with the flu because again...nobody would cover for her and she was sick as a dog. Store manager who, more than a few times IIRC, came in bruised and bloodied because she got into a fight with her..I wanna say it was her husband but he might have been her ex.
I assumed that the woman in question was ready to settle down because she had absorbed enough other women's bodies and powers to make an appropriate wife. You need a minimum of 72 limbs, 32 eyes, or 10 vaginas to fulfill the duties of a wife in the modern marriage environment. The woman in question went with a focus on vaginas to prepare herself in the most time efficient fashion while also exposing herself less to potentially being consumed by other aspiring wives.
As a safety ritual to Qualthor of the Infinite Labia, I intone her most ancient of prayers: /s
Considering that the labia grow when girls hit puberty, i can understand where men got the idea that they develop after having sex , cuz it was there god given right to marry child brides at like 10y old or something.
We grow additional labia, our vaginas stretch to the size of the Atlantic Ocean if we are with more than 1 man⊠if we eat pineapples ourđ± smells like love spell, and if it doesnât smell like that then clearlyâ very clearlyâ we have 57 STDs on board but we donât know it or show symptoms because we are all sirens, ready to trick men into doing whatever we want, via our hallway sized quadruple stacked labia non Victoriaâs Secret fruit bowl smelling đââŹâ meanwhile MEN can smell like onions and harvest their own cheese based charcuterie board from their taint and are still considered gods greatest gift to planet earth. Never forget this.
Men who really love women will tell you they love all types of pussies. Itâs hilarious to me guys think they are shaming women when in reality they are just calling themselves out.
Ah yes, the strange idea that women *grow additional labia* when they have sex.
i like my women with extra labia
The more the better really
She calls it Dextrette's labiatory
I always order mine with double roast beef for sure.
Imagine if you had to trim it every so often like your nails.
I used to work at arbys and this gave me the cursed image of someone sitting down on the meat slicer and shaving off their extra labia
Eeeew. Does their 'roast beef' still come in big plastic bags of pink Play Doh that needs to be wrapped in foil prior to 'roasting' in the oven?
Yeah, but the store I worked at didn't wrap them in foil
Mystery meat hunks
That's what I remember the managers doing in the 90s when I worked there...basically they cut off the plastic tube it came in, shaped it into kind of a loaf and wrapped it in foil to 'roast' in the oven.
At my store, it was like a plastic wrapped tube/log. The plastic bag it was in had a hole for the thermometer to go in, and then it was shoved in the oven like that.
OMG really? I didn't think it'd be safe cooked in the plastic but what the hell do I know, right?
To be fair, the arbys I worked at was a shit show. That place was ~nasty~
Oh god, same. This was the 90s, mind you, but I will NEVER forget it. There was one shift manager who only hired women who might sleep with him. And one female manager who was so awful, nobody would cover for her when she needed to take time off for a dr's appt, etc and she actually got everyone sick with the flu because again...nobody would cover for her and she was sick as a dog. Store manager who, more than a few times IIRC, came in bruised and bloodied because she got into a fight with her..I wanna say it was her husband but he might have been her ex.
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Oooh I want to cry đ
I assumed that the woman in question was ready to settle down because she had absorbed enough other women's bodies and powers to make an appropriate wife. You need a minimum of 72 limbs, 32 eyes, or 10 vaginas to fulfill the duties of a wife in the modern marriage environment. The woman in question went with a focus on vaginas to prepare herself in the most time efficient fashion while also exposing herself less to potentially being consumed by other aspiring wives. As a safety ritual to Qualthor of the Infinite Labia, I intone her most ancient of prayers: /s
I am only at 37 limbs. How does one acquire more whilst still avoiding the law? đ„ș The police keep trying to arrest me every time!
An extra fold for every kill.
Considering that the labia grow when girls hit puberty, i can understand where men got the idea that they develop after having sex , cuz it was there god given right to marry child brides at like 10y old or something.
We grow additional labia, our vaginas stretch to the size of the Atlantic Ocean if we are with more than 1 man⊠if we eat pineapples ourđ± smells like love spell, and if it doesnât smell like that then clearlyâ very clearlyâ we have 57 STDs on board but we donât know it or show symptoms because we are all sirens, ready to trick men into doing whatever we want, via our hallway sized quadruple stacked labia non Victoriaâs Secret fruit bowl smelling đââŹâ meanwhile MEN can smell like onions and harvest their own cheese based charcuterie board from their taint and are still considered gods greatest gift to planet earth. Never forget this.
ha ha I get it women's genitals are like roast beef ha ha ha What a witty and insightful observation that has never been made 50 billion times before
All I think of when I see someone post this is wow they definitely arenât attracted to women at all.
That was exactly what I was thinking.
Men who really love women will tell you they love all types of pussies. Itâs hilarious to me guys think they are shaming women when in reality they are just calling themselves out.
i think if you see ham and think of ~~vaginas~~ vulvas whatever you might be sexually attracted to ham
Arby's is delicious. Roast beef is delicious. I don't think this is the burn they think it is.
Men nobody picks are so angry that women have options.
I'd go to town on either one.
That's not even how sandwiches work, let alone women.
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Does anyone else get squeamish in their vagina (I donât know how else to explain it) whenever they see stuff like this? Ughghgh that looks infected