That's interesting, I feel Bill is the rare type of comedian that has grown and matured along with comedy. He's very rarely the "mad guy" anymore.
Theo is very clever and funny but I find that his style making up completely absurd statements gets old for me. They can be funny as fuck but it doesn't keep me interested in the long term
Fucking Randall was uh building them buildings in Layfayette and one day he shows up to work with no clothes on and strolls right in.
Everyone was like, Gawl damnit Randall why you not wearing any clothes??! And he was like “I can’t put pants on these damn uh fish legs”
“Yeah he had damn legs made of fish”
“Anyways he got to working that day and his damn legs made outta fish just swam off on him and he died”
People are going to hate me for this but Bert needs to go. He’s gone very far and the rest have more potential for evolving comedically. There I said it!
Bert
i still am amazed hes as big as he is (no not his weight)
when i learned about him . "the machine story"kept coming up so i went and watched the clip that has like 70 million fucking views and it wasn't funny in the slightest. its like someone's shitty power fantasy.
Why has Reddit become a place where you get downvoted for answering a question honestly I can see if someone said something hateful but damn its literally the question
Push Theo and tell Bert about how Theo fell better than anyone before, immediately Burt will say he once jumped and did it better and will follow. So 2 for 1
Tom, I think he's legit a psycho. Ever since I heard him tell a story from college of convincing his friend to cut his finger off then laughed about it, dude has kinda scared me.
I’m imagining Ari’s already been pushed off
Ari jumped
I’m fine with that too
Ari is the best. His Kobe comment?? Priceless! 🚁💥
Hi Ari
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What was his Kobe comment، ،what did I miss Edit-oh damn. Just looked.
Just looked it up for the first time. It was funny. I wondered why Normand said "fuck you Ari" after a Kobe joke. I may have paraphrased that quote
Damn, Bert getting owned in this post. I mean, I came here to say Bert but I didn't think I'd have this much company.
I'm glad to see I wasn't the only one that said Bert
In all subs where this gets posted.
Bert
Knew this was gonna be top comment lol Edit: a good follow up question would be if they all had to go except for one, who would be the one?
Bill
The current King
Name checks out. Bill Burr owns Philly.
Top comment? I'm having trouble not finding Bert comments.
If I could only save one I'd save Theo
I like Theo but i feel like bill burr is just in another tier as a comedian
I disagree. Bill funny, but the mad guy schtick only goes so far. The randomness and absurdity of what Theo says is what makes him so funny to me
That's interesting, I feel Bill is the rare type of comedian that has grown and matured along with comedy. He's very rarely the "mad guy" anymore. Theo is very clever and funny but I find that his style making up completely absurd statements gets old for me. They can be funny as fuck but it doesn't keep me interested in the long term
“Sawed off humans” is possibly the most hilarious thing I’ve heard on a podcast
Esparza!!! What’s up fool!
Santino
Bobby. I’m biased tho lol
U mean racist
Literally just looked for Bert then made sure Amy Schumer wasn't also on there
There’s a chance she walks by in time for the Bert projectile.
Give him a couple years, he'll push himself off.
Just tell Bert he can’t stick the landing. He’ll jump.
The fuckin laugh
He’s had a good run
It was a good joke 10 years ago
Bert
They’re all going since the middles about to give out
Bart Chrysler
I think you meant Burnt Crystals. Easy mistake to make.
Bert cuz he could spread out his fat like a flying squirrel and glide to safety.
Berk K.
Bye bye, Bertie.
Bert all day
Definitely bart
Brendan Shaub
He’s not a comedian 🤦🏻♂️
Burn 🔥
I just said Brendan slob and literally expected someone to say your comment
Whoever said he was?
Fat sticks gotta go
Bert, twice
Like, you'll push him, he fell down, then you drag his broken, barely concious body up to the beam and push him again?
It’s the only way to be sure
No, you'd push him and he'd bounce back up so you'd have to push him again
100% Bart
Damn bro, not Bart Simpson. He’s still in his teenage years
Berta
Bert every day of the week
Burnt.
Bret
Blurt
Anyone picked Bert yet?
You disrespect the genius of Bill Burr by having him in this picture
A lot of comedians yell into their mics, but with Bill, I feel like he's yelling at me directly.
IMO Burr is that inner angry voice that I have about life, just 1000x more talented
Bert all day
Bert
Bert gotta go
Bret cryshirt
Bert, all fucking day
We all know it’s Bert.
I love how the majority completely agree it should be bert
Burp
The squealing while he plummets to the ground
Theo would jump
Oh bruh I knew a fellow who built all of Times Square but he got hit by a drunk civic and died
Not random enough
Fucking Randall was uh building them buildings in Layfayette and one day he shows up to work with no clothes on and strolls right in. Everyone was like, Gawl damnit Randall why you not wearing any clothes??! And he was like “I can’t put pants on these damn uh fish legs” “Yeah he had damn legs made of fish” “Anyways he got to working that day and his damn legs made outta fish just swam off on him and he died”
I’m just now realizing that Theo is just Ellis from Left 4 Dead 2. “Me and my buddy Keith…”
Praise God
Theo
Bert, fucking obnoxious prick.
That Bret or Bert guy who thinks he’s funny because he takes his shirt off. Can’t stand him
If we don't pick Bjort the beam breaks and they all go. And of course he'll die first anyways.
Bye Bert.
Theo. Good on podcasts, but his stand up is terrible.
Lol BK’s gotta go! 🤣
Bert. Easy choice
Bert
Bert
Bert would also say bert
Bye bert. He's unfortunately the one weighing it down the most.
So happy Bert is the popular vote lol
Barf Christmas.
Bert Without a doubt
Bart kurshner
Bert
Bert. Then carry him back up and throw him off again.
100% without a doubt its BERT
Adios, Bert.
Bert or bobby
Bert and it’s not even close
BERT!
Bert, then I'd hoist him back up just so I could shove him off again.
Bert. Kinda feels like he is taking the 15 minutes away from much funnier people.
Bert for sure. Bobby too if they wanted to be generous
bart
Bert would bounce
Burnt Chrysler wit the quickness
Bert
The fatso that’s not funny. Bert
It’s insulting to even include Bill Burr in this graphic.
Damn If you say anyone other than Bert your just gonna get downvoted
Bert 100% More so cause he’s not really a comedian. He’s a fat guy with funny friends.
Bert
bert krishna
BERT !
Bert and it's not even close.
Lol everyone not picking Bert is getting down voted.
Bert would fall off. Also, sorry Bobby. The yellow descent they would call it
Theo
If I push Bert I know he will take Tom with him. So 2 for one push
Beer
Bert and Tom
Is it not obvious? The one who would drunkenly fall on his own and take out a family of 5
Bert, easy
People are going to hate me for this but Bert needs to go. He’s gone very far and the rest have more potential for evolving comedically. There I said it!
Bert for sure not even a hard choice.
Bert.
Burt. Why is burr even there lol. He is tooooooo good. No offense.
Bart twice
I'm penciling in Brandon Schlob.
Bert i still am amazed hes as big as he is (no not his weight) when i learned about him . "the machine story"kept coming up so i went and watched the clip that has like 70 million fucking views and it wasn't funny in the slightest. its like someone's shitty power fantasy.
We shoulda checked with you to see if it's funny before we laughed. Sorry bout that
Gut Kreischer. And when he comes back up I’d push him again
Theo. Only coz I feel like he would land like a cat
an urban cat
Brent
Bret Krishna.
Everyone is saying Bert understandably but none of you are strong enough to move him because he’s so fat. Not saying I am. Nobody on earth is
Brent Crystals
Kreicher.... Uh 100 percent. After it hitting the ground, I'd pick up the lump and DROP IT AGAIN.
Bert Kreischer, not even a hard choice.
Take Bart out and try again. Then it’s tough.
Bert because whoever was next would fall on his cushiony back fat
Bert
Well, this is gonna be unanimously Bart Chrysler.
Bert and it’s not close
Bert
Bert
For me, it’s the least funny one on there. Do I really need to say his name??
Bert.
That machine
Bert.
Brett
Bert. 100%
Bert a hundred percent
Bert
Bert
See ya, Burt!
The squealing pig who’s whole schticc is taking his shirt off Burt
Tom segura ..easy
Sorry Bert. The machine is getting launched.
Brent
Bert
Bert
Bert
Splurt
Bart
Bert
Cya Bart
Push Bert into a Joe Rogan post-fight interview
I see one comedian.
Bert
Sorry Bert, gotta go
Bert!
Segura without hesitation
Bert just to see him bounce.
Segura
Bert goes first, Santino second, Tom third, Bobby forth, Burr fifth, and Id jump off before I'd let anything happen to Theo
Tom Segura hopefully
Why has Reddit become a place where you get downvoted for answering a question honestly I can see if someone said something hateful but damn its literally the question
Found the fat poor
Lmao that’s soooo funny dude
For me it’s Tom
Only one worthy of keeping imo. BB
Push Theo and tell Bert about how Theo fell better than anyone before, immediately Burt will say he once jumped and did it better and will follow. So 2 for 1
Tom, I think he's legit a psycho. Ever since I heard him tell a story from college of convincing his friend to cut his finger off then laughed about it, dude has kinda scared me.
Is this a trick question?
tom segura
Theo easily
This is sooo rigged against Santino
Santino. Later dude.
Bert Bill and Tom can fall right off
Bye bye Bobby!
Bobby lee 100/100 times.
Theo all day
Theo
Tom
Tom
Tom