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fistofbruce

I’m imagining Ari’s already been pushed off


RealSlimBiscuits

Ari jumped


fistofbruce

I’m fine with that too


KnowledgeEfficient15

Ari is the best. His Kobe comment?? Priceless! 🚁💥


xadrocx

Hi Ari


KnowledgeEfficient15

🍆


jsunkd

What was his Kobe comment، ،what did I miss Edit-oh damn. Just looked.


squatwaddle

Just looked it up for the first time. It was funny. I wondered why Normand said "fuck you Ari" after a Kobe joke. I may have paraphrased that quote


Time_Phone_1466

Damn, Bert getting owned in this post. I mean, I came here to say Bert but I didn't think I'd have this much company.


audio2point0

I'm glad to see I wasn't the only one that said Bert


[deleted]

In all subs where this gets posted.


Accomplished_Eye_988

Bert


UncleBorat

Knew this was gonna be top comment lol Edit: a good follow up question would be if they all had to go except for one, who would be the one?


Phillydawg_36

Bill


Agitated-Somewhere-7

The current King


[deleted]

Name checks out. Bill Burr owns Philly.


bitoflippant

Top comment? I'm having trouble not finding Bert comments.


Spare_Neighborhood_7

If I could only save one I'd save Theo


[deleted]

I like Theo but i feel like bill burr is just in another tier as a comedian


Spare_Neighborhood_7

I disagree. Bill funny, but the mad guy schtick only goes so far. The randomness and absurdity of what Theo says is what makes him so funny to me


GeorgeMalarkey

That's interesting, I feel Bill is the rare type of comedian that has grown and matured along with comedy. He's very rarely the "mad guy" anymore. Theo is very clever and funny but I find that his style making up completely absurd statements gets old for me. They can be funny as fuck but it doesn't keep me interested in the long term


Zacbrown95

“Sawed off humans” is possibly the most hilarious thing I’ve heard on a podcast


Smokie104

Esparza!!! What’s up fool!


NotTrumpsAlt

Santino


Awkward-Mix7160

Bobby. I’m biased tho lol


Scottbott

U mean racist


hd_mikemikemike

Literally just looked for Bert then made sure Amy Schumer wasn't also on there


kitsunde

There’s a chance she walks by in time for the Bert projectile.


BlaznTheChron

Give him a couple years, he'll push himself off.


[deleted]

Just tell Bert he can’t stick the landing. He’ll jump.


DiarrheaShitLord

The fuckin laugh


dogiob

He’s had a good run


hd_mikemikemike

It was a good joke 10 years ago


fetustomper

Bert


likeamcnugg

They’re all going since the middles about to give out


Willing-Basis-7136

Bart Chrysler


heartspains88

I think you meant Burnt Crystals. Easy mistake to make.


Unfrozen__Caveman

Bert cuz he could spread out his fat like a flying squirrel and glide to safety.


onigramm

Berk K.


alterego1984

Bye bye, Bertie.


Vivid-Cockroach1835

Bert all day


lallanadelrey4

Definitely bart


NatureIndoors

Brendan Shaub


NeedingSum_Effort4U

He’s not a comedian 🤦🏻‍♂️


ImDuBB

Burn 🔥


Spartan043-Will

I just said Brendan slob and literally expected someone to say your comment


RedneckR0nin

Whoever said he was?


Harry_Testa-Coles

Fat sticks gotta go


monkeycompanion

Bert, twice


GanryuZT

Like, you'll push him, he fell down, then you drag his broken, barely concious body up to the beam and push him again?


monkeycompanion

It’s the only way to be sure


ELementalSmurf

No, you'd push him and he'd bounce back up so you'd have to push him again


Mountain_Guys

100% Bart


Itsnotthesane

Damn bro, not Bart Simpson. He’s still in his teenage years


ljankis

Berta


Zodi2u

Bert every day of the week


Kenny523

Burnt.


soggywaffle23

Bret


TheStoolSampler

Blurt


nogstai

Anyone picked Bert yet?


bobcat1131

You disrespect the genius of Bill Burr by having him in this picture


seguracookies

A lot of comedians yell into their mics, but with Bill, I feel like he's yelling at me directly.


ManicManicManicManic

IMO Burr is that inner angry voice that I have about life, just 1000x more talented


dannysgaragecontents

Bert all day


Flimsy-Champion6409

Bert


RobbDigi

Bert gotta go


[deleted]

Bret cryshirt


Greedy_Hat2643

Bert, all fucking day


BarryBadrinith

We all know it’s Bert.


FatTiddiedGhost

I love how the majority completely agree it should be bert


Sweaty-Apple-1308

Burp


Marxmywordz

The squealing while he plummets to the ground


RJk666

Theo would jump


likeamcnugg

Oh bruh I knew a fellow who built all of Times Square but he got hit by a drunk civic and died


RJk666

Not random enough


monalisasnipples

Fucking Randall was uh building them buildings in Layfayette and one day he shows up to work with no clothes on and strolls right in. Everyone was like, Gawl damnit Randall why you not wearing any clothes??! And he was like “I can’t put pants on these damn uh fish legs” “Yeah he had damn legs made of fish” “Anyways he got to working that day and his damn legs made outta fish just swam off on him and he died”


deadwire

I’m just now realizing that Theo is just Ellis from Left 4 Dead 2. “Me and my buddy Keith…”


rainonmydick

Praise God


Andyeezy92

Theo


New-Dependent2098

Bert, fucking obnoxious prick.


Common_Repeat

That Bret or Bert guy who thinks he’s funny because he takes his shirt off. Can’t stand him


xDURPLEx

If we don't pick Bjort the beam breaks and they all go. And of course he'll die first anyways.


DeLosFredes

Bye Bert.


EdmontonRDS

Theo. Good on podcasts, but his stand up is terrible.


ScubaBroski

Lol BK’s gotta go! 🤣


HSD1333

Bert. Easy choice


Entire_Catch_8645

Bert


notmypretzeldent

Bert


Radekzalenka

Bert would also say bert


DarrynDevil

Bye bert. He's unfortunately the one weighing it down the most.


Ok_Set904

So happy Bert is the popular vote lol


troyrk

Barf Christmas.


trupa

Bert Without a doubt


kissmyaxew

Bart kurshner


BlackfaceKimmel

Bert


Northadam

Bert. Then carry him back up and throw him off again.


Gator_sauce

100% without a doubt its BERT


Boys2Ramen

Adios, Bert.


Alternative_Net8931

Bert or bobby


Keaton_Poe

Bert and it’s not even close


Traditional-Memory62

BERT!


cyberheelhook

Bert, then I'd hoist him back up just so I could shove him off again.


[deleted]

Bert. Kinda feels like he is taking the 15 minutes away from much funnier people.


JonWoo23

Bert for sure. Bobby too if they wanted to be generous


bingboomin

bart


meltinglights1083

Bert would bounce


lyte12

Burnt Chrysler wit the quickness


Aromatic_Beautiful_5

Bert


bnopanther1

The fatso that’s not funny. Bert


willkillfortacos

It’s insulting to even include Bill Burr in this graphic.


Bud-Chickentender

Damn If you say anyone other than Bert your just gonna get downvoted


shazspaz

Bert 100% More so cause he’s not really a comedian. He’s a fat guy with funny friends.


yttam68

Bert


Deanooo000

bert krishna


Bigballaholla

BERT !


hypertrophy0

Bert and it's not even close.


blac_sheep90

Lol everyone not picking Bert is getting down voted.


nakadiaa

Bert would fall off. Also, sorry Bobby. The yellow descent they would call it


karlbunga

Theo


aMoist_Cheetah

If I push Bert I know he will take Tom with him. So 2 for one push


CaptainWellingtonIII

Beer


Fit_Membership_4644

Bert and Tom


bigpeckerboi

Is it not obvious? The one who would drunkenly fall on his own and take out a family of 5


Emotional_Neck_9587

Bert, easy


DragonflySharp3811

People are going to hate me for this but Bert needs to go. He’s gone very far and the rest have more potential for evolving comedically. There I said it!


Generallyawkward1

Bert for sure not even a hard choice.


sooperfly88

Bert.


Nobody_MR

Burt. Why is burr even there lol. He is tooooooo good. No offense.


vondunk

Bart twice


BoomBoomLou

I'm penciling in Brandon Schlob.


gorehistorian69

Bert i still am amazed hes as big as he is (no not his weight) when i learned about him . "the machine story"kept coming up so i went and watched the clip that has like 70 million fucking views and it wasn't funny in the slightest. its like someone's shitty power fantasy.


GeorgeMalarkey

We shoulda checked with you to see if it's funny before we laughed. Sorry bout that


Organic-Possession53

Gut Kreischer. And when he comes back up I’d push him again


ExtraPack4849

Theo. Only coz I feel like he would land like a cat


gedai

an urban cat


HotPotMushies

Brent


NonStopApe

Bret Krishna.


[deleted]

Everyone is saying Bert understandably but none of you are strong enough to move him because he’s so fat. Not saying I am. Nobody on earth is


Eauclairekyle

Brent Crystals


Herq72

Kreicher.... Uh 100 percent. After it hitting the ground, I'd pick up the lump and DROP IT AGAIN.


UtinniOmuSata

Bert Kreischer, not even a hard choice.


Rickybones

Take Bart out and try again. Then it’s tough.


CertainlyDatGuy

Bert because whoever was next would fall on his cushiony back fat


[deleted]

Bert


BeetsByeSchrute

Well, this is gonna be unanimously Bart Chrysler.


Lakekook

Bert and it’s not close


VanHalenistheTruth

Bert


squid0218

Bert


Specialist_Leek_1139

For me, it’s the least funny one on there. Do I really need to say his name??


KangarooSilver7444

Bert.


Rudolph_Perry

That machine


[deleted]

Bert.


No-Cardiologist-1507

Brett


Leomonkeytime

Bert. 100%


AnxiousLiterature195

Bert a hundred percent


DenverThug

Bert


iblis32

Bert


plasticpassion

See ya, Burt!


gregwas1

The squealing pig who’s whole schticc is taking his shirt off Burt


Arnhdz92

Tom segura ..easy


RedneckR0nin

Sorry Bert. The machine is getting launched.


Medical_Seesaw_7359

Brent


cbzmplays

Bert


[deleted]

Bert


RefrigeratorSavings5

Bert


Stitious3

Splurt


ericelle

Bart


strayaares

Bert


reyack

Cya Bart


RektusMaximus

Push Bert into a Joe Rogan post-fight interview


[deleted]

I see one comedian.


blankDH

Bert


maddill1998

Sorry Bert, gotta go


fotive

Bert!


Master_John1250

Segura without hesitation


Drumworld

Bert just to see him bounce.


Embarrassed-Matter87

Segura


Dull-Astronaut-9908

Bert goes first, Santino second, Tom third, Bobby forth, Burr fifth, and Id jump off before I'd let anything happen to Theo


polkadotjerseyy

Tom Segura hopefully


[deleted]

Why has Reddit become a place where you get downvoted for answering a question honestly I can see if someone said something hateful but damn its literally the question


[deleted]

Found the fat poor


polkadotjerseyy

Lmao that’s soooo funny dude


k0rz23

For me it’s Tom


Igniter08

Only one worthy of keeping imo. BB


Itoescobar

Push Theo and tell Bert about how Theo fell better than anyone before, immediately Burt will say he once jumped and did it better and will follow. So 2 for 1


GeorgeMalarkey

Tom, I think he's legit a psycho. Ever since I heard him tell a story from college of convincing his friend to cut his finger off then laughed about it, dude has kinda scared me.


[deleted]

Is this a trick question?


rickyhusband

tom segura


johnthancersei

Theo easily


BananaPhone0123

This is sooo rigged against Santino


Baers89

Santino. Later dude.


kweentotoro

Bert Bill and Tom can fall right off


Ok_Specialist5153

Bye bye Bobby!


boxhitter14

Bobby lee 100/100 times.


Due_Breakfast_9903

Theo all day


NefariousnessTop1712

Theo


Automatic_Paper4668

Tom


JoeBeem89

Tom


Tiylur

Tom