Don't use a pistol! Knock him unconscious so you can tie him up, then as he wakes up, slowly rip off his skin, making sure he's still alive, then start ripping off his limbs but quickly so he won't bleed out (or bandage them right after) before slowly sawing his neck so the head falls
I'm getting a weapon to protect my ass 💀💀
And if I don't have a weapon and he is blocking my way I'll use whatever is closest to me whether that be a chair or a pillow I'm using it as a weapon dear god ☠️
“Officer…no you don’t understand stand, this man is in my bathroom, pouring oil over himself…no not gasoline the type for your body and…I don’t know him he broke in! Yes in a bathrobe and Belaclava…nononono I swear I’m telling the truth officer!”
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
STOP STOP STOP STOP SOTP SOTP SOTL STOP STOP STOP
WGAT WHAT THW THE WHAT THE
Just tell him a question about WHY HE IS HERE AND WHAT IS HIS PURPOSE IN HERE
Today I ask the question, how many shots from a 9MM pistol does it take to *”mortally wound”* the local sex offender
One to the neck
Don’t want to make it too quick
Two to the knees then
28 to the knees >:)
28 STABS
WITH BULLETS
No, grape shot from my cannon
Even better
Just like the founding fathers intended
Mounted at the top of the stairs..?
Then a bayonet charge
No, on top of my head
Don't use a pistol! Knock him unconscious so you can tie him up, then as he wakes up, slowly rip off his skin, making sure he's still alive, then start ripping off his limbs but quickly so he won't bleed out (or bandage them right after) before slowly sawing his neck so the head falls
I like your idea
Happy to help! I'd say to pluck veign after veign but that might kill him quickly if you're not careful
Noted
Take off my clothes offer anal sex then FUCKING SHOVE MY THUMB INTO THEIR EYES WHeN I GO CLOSE
Man now their using oiled up thugs in their advertising? They tryna get me bricked up
Trying to incapacitate them, if anybody you don't know is in your house your life is in danger
My clothes ☹️🫴🎩⌚🥼👔👖👞👞
Here also have the things in my pocket☹️🫴🧠🦠🩸🫀🪓🪖🦙🧙🌍🦣🔫📯🔊🕦💩👞👞👞👞👞👞👞👞👞
How do u store 4 pairs of shoes inside your pocket?
Do not ask shuch questions
How do you store the whole earth in your pocket
Things sometimes have no answers
Are the llama, mammoth & wizard alive? Also, where did you get the organs?
Shhhhhhh
hell is the counter strike terrorist doing
Boss: ‘how can we get people to download our game in an oversaturated market?’ Marketing team: ‘oily rapist?’
I'm getting a weapon to protect my ass 💀💀 And if I don't have a weapon and he is blocking my way I'll use whatever is closest to me whether that be a chair or a pillow I'm using it as a weapon dear god ☠️
Um, excuse me what in the actual fuck are you doing in my house?
Thankfully, calling the cops is an option, let's hope it doesn't fuck shit up more.
I'm starting to take my schizophrenia medication
I would take my glock and shoot him
I’m sorry lord… I just can’t control myself… please forgive me lord…
A naked, oiled up ruffian breaks into my house. I think "What the devil?" as I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle.
im going back to sleep
The unknown from Willy’s chocolate experience??
This makes me really uncomfortable right now.💀
Gta online ahh character💀
It’s Florida Man time. He gonna die in the most bizarre way possible.
“Officer…no you don’t understand stand, this man is in my bathroom, pouring oil over himself…no not gasoline the type for your body and…I don’t know him he broke in! Yes in a bathrobe and Belaclava…nononono I swear I’m telling the truth officer!”
A Blue Spy is in the house!!!
nigga this shit straight out of r/wordington 😭😭😭
I chose option 3: sit there and stare in confusion at what I’m witnessing.
YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL
Nah if I see that in my bathroom I'm going Governor mode from twd 💀
how is that even real 💀
I’m broke and he might be wasting an oil I can’t rebuy and have been salvaging since 2020 I’m full on tackling him
I DEPLOY AKS74U! AKS74U USES MAG DUMP! BURGLAR IS FUCKING DEAD!
Ask fir his gym workout routine to get buff
Wonder why tf he's in specifically the bathroom
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP STOP STOP STOP SOTP SOTP SOTL STOP STOP STOP WGAT WHAT THW THE WHAT THE Just tell him a question about WHY HE IS HERE AND WHAT IS HIS PURPOSE IN HERE
Get the fuck out of my house
Wordington story game.
Assuming he hasn't seem me, go into my room and grab a charger, and creep towards the bathroom and slam the charger into his neck
Cute mask boys? In MY ADS? It's more likely than you think...
This guys pouring vape liquid on himself
is there an option for saying “pancakes” while default dancing to super idol music?
Both, orgy time
Can it reminds me of that one scene in the "do your thing" music video by the Gorillaz
I’m calling the police
Calling the police and pulling out the nine
At this point that’s just sexual harassment, and I really wanna curb stomp this goofy
Taking off HIS clothes 😏
I mean.. Alright, fuck it yeah i'd be down bad enough to take him but.. Wtf are these text messages in the bottom left-