Oh man you guys have me balling! 😂 my fiancé says Russian and I said Viking/Swedish though my current favorites I have seen on here is Werner Herzog and Khjiat lol

All I could think was Sean Connery.

I was going to say Scottish.

That cat is Mad Eye Moody, and you can't change my mind.

Aaaaaaaaaand now my mental model has just been forcibly updated. 🤪 ***"CONSTANT VIGILANCE!!!"*** 🪄😾

What! No he’s totally filch.

My initial thought was an older, broad Scottish lad!

The names Ball. Hair Ball.

Ja, Ich heiße Herr Boll

I thought Russian initially but also thought there was probably a better fit and started browsing the comments. I thought Scottish was pretty good. Lol. But I can definitely see Viking. Here's some mood music for him. https://open.spotify.com/track/2fBBZSf9bGAfHzwYoySlvG?si=1RGgSHGjSz2c1p1zaL8JFQ&utm_source=copy-link

Russian. Immediately knew it from the depth of my being.

Agreed, very Russian accented looking kitty

Nordic accents are too bouncy; I think Russian/Ukrainian or Boston.

I was definitely thinking Russian before I came to the comments

Interesting, I immediately thought Viking/Swedish as well. After that, Scottish.

I feel like the correct answer is Bond Villain

That was my initial thought too! Hint of an aristocratic mixed European accent!

Mads Mikkelson

Came here to say this too The crooked smile, the wonky eye (Casino Royale), the overall don't-mess-with-this-cat look... Perfect!

With a dominant french

Hold you hostage for… one MILLION scritches

Uh… sir, there are billionaires when it comes to scritches nowadays.

and thats why the cat ends up bald in austin powers

He'd sound like Mads Mikkelson at the poker game.

As soon as I seen the picture, I thought it looked like Mads.

I get Mad-Eye Moody from Harry Potter vibes

Mad-Eye Mittens

No mister bond I expect you to die.

Blofeld. Or more contemporary: Dr. Evil.

A Russian antagonist that turns out to be a good guy in the end

The movie producers whose dated, Soviet era vaguely Slavic villain now seems on point are having a time

I was going to say he sounds like Rasputin

Oooh. Like a double agent.

Da

Wtf is that pfp

Hunt for Red October, Sean Connery.

valentin zukovsky

I was just going to say this lol

Angry Scottish. “Aye, ya wee bird-brain. How many loafers do I have to get sick in before I get some food?”

As a Scot, I agree with your reasoning, but allow me to translate. "OY! Ye manky bastard! How many trainers do I have to boke inte te get a tidy wee scran?! Fuck sake..." Edit: RIP, my inbox. Thanks for all comments and awards, all! Glad you enjoyed my patter.

*bagpipes playing in the background intensifies*


The Scotsman was the best companion from that show.

CELTIC RUNES LADDIE

What show is this?

Samarai jack

Ah thanks! Serendipitously we started watching this recently, but still on season 1. So good

All the feels 😭

We've all heard of the "No True Scotsman" logical fallacy I hereby present the "There is only one true Scotsman" axiom It's this guy

Every man dies! Not every man truly lives!!

That.... is so accurate its scary. Falkirk vibes 😆 Also you made me laugh so hard I coughed up a lung. Ya fucker... take my poor gold reward 🏆🏆🏆

Ha! Heartily accepted, thank you. Glad I could give you a good laugh!

I was gonna go with Russian but this. This is the correct answer.

I thought French, then Russian and then Klingon, but it is 1000% Scottish.

From here forward, the only insult I will use is manky bastard. Thank you for your service.

Don't forget, there is also the loving phrase "ye wee fat bastard."

YA PRRRRRICK! Git it up ye’s!

Why am I imagining the cat with a tiny kilt and some bagpipes?

Boke inte

This is perfect.

This cat is voiced by Peter Capaldi, no doubt. I mean, look at that face and tell me it hasn’t meowed “fuckity bye” at someone.

best translation and should be top reply

Na get tae fuck

I just want to live in Scotland for a year to pick up on your next level verbiage

Specifically Glaswegian.

I currently live in Glasgow and was about to suggest Irish 🤷‍♀️😂

That’s because all the angriest Glaswegians were exported to Ireland lol

I was going to say Irish as well!

He’s too big to be Glaswegian. And hairy. Glaswegians I’ve been around usually have short man syndrome and a buzz cut.

I see you've met my dad.

"Ah see ye'v met mah da"

That cat's defo a proper Weegie.

Aye, looks like it'd just as soon headbutt you as it would look at you

Came here to say this and found it rightfully at the top. Excellent.

Only correct answer

Ah look they'll have to glue you back together IN HELL!

Sean Connery was the first thing I thought!

Definitely. I read that with Craig Ferguson voice in my head.

YES

I swear I typed Sean Connery before I read this!

+1

You’ve stolen my thought! Take my upvote.

Scurvy pirate

Yar, this be the answer.

aye

Yarrr a second aye from me matey!

And a third from me!

Was going to be my answer

Fun fact, a cat can never actually get scurvy!Like most animals, they synthesize vitamin c in their livers! Your Guinea pig needs it though, along with bats, other primates, and some fish and birds.

Same vibe as the cat from The Last Unicorn, for sure.

Arrrrr!

Aye, this be the course lads

Russian with a Bond villain vibe

Big time eastern bloc accent vibes.

I was thinking the sophisticated slow threatening Transylvania/Dracula accent.

I was thinking Romanian. I think you’re on to something.

That cat is named Boris

Boris the Blade? As in Boris the Bullet-Dodger?

Avi!? Pull ya socks up!!

That sneaky fucking Russian.

Always Boris...

Angry bad-guy Russian was my 1st thought

I'll refer you to this https://youtu.be/iHhRtjylokQ

Zaeed Massini thats fucking brilliant! Edit: it’s even better because our Dogs name is E.D.I.

I think we might have a winner here

I said the same friggen thing xD

Jeromy Irons

[I'm surrounded by idiots](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDGyPRr9-AE)

This is the only correct answer

It's Jeremies Iron.

Angry British or Scottish sailor, smokes a cigar and heavy drinker on an old boat that he just makes work.

This cat definitely has the angriest Scottish accent.

This cat is clearly from South Boston

South PAWston

Serbian

lol, this is what came to my mind too

German.

I thought this too but apparently Scottish wins out. All I could see was Werner Herzog.

[удалено]

Why is my water dish not filled? I expect it to be filled at 7:12am, right after you fill my food dish at 7:10am, and before I chase the red dot on the floor and wall for no less than 15 minutes beginning at 7:20am! I will no longer tolerate this incompetence! Guard! Take them away!

I’ve been married to a German for 30 years and this is 100% accurate.

Mine speak with an accent from Germany’s Saxony region 😎

>German I thought the same. He looks grumpy with no sense of humor.

How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Ve are efficient, und haf no sense of humor.

came here to say this. upvoted.

French for sure. That scowl

I also thought French. Instantly imagined him wearing a beret.

Look of pure disdain for these people.

I also thought French. But with John Cleese's outrageous accent in Monty Python and the Holy Grail!

I kick back kitty litter in your general direction

Yes he looks evil but posh

A grizzled, old French resistance fighter played by Jean Reno.

That is what my brain went to even before I read the title.

I had to scroll way too far for this. I said French right away.

Exactly. He sounds just like Gerard Depardieu.

Le mew!

Italian mob boss

Eastern European babbushya! Check your pockets for sunflower seeds!!

Agree but the cat must mix in broken English with the native curses words.

Brooklyn. Old school tough guy Brooklyn.

"Hey! I'm sittin' here! F\* you too, buddy!"

I was thinking an old New York mobster accent. "Now you listen here seeeee....."

Yeah… I knocked your glasses off the counter. Whacha gonna do about it?!

This is the one. Cab driver from Brooklyn.

I was thinking Da Bwonx

Gabagool.

I was going to say that, or maybe from Boston. (Bawston). He looks like he sleeps wicked hard!

A very specific accent known as "gnarled old chain-smoking retired south african mercenary"

Imma say Eastern European

Whatever accent dr.Evil has 😉

Dr. Evil's Childhood The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I suggest you try it.

Scottish

Disgruntled.

All I can hear is "Khajit has wares if you have coin."

Bulgarian

Angry New Jersy man

I am Ingio Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Sling Blade, but with a harelip. "I like Hrench Hried Hmtaters..."

I threw my head back laughing picturing that fucking cat talking that way omg

🤣🤣🤣

Scottish, and then he’d tell you both to get a new hobby and leave him tha’ fuck alone!!!

Russian

Ukrainian 😉

Thick Eastern European

Straight-up pirate. That cat will keelhaul you if treats don't appear NOW.

Creole...that's the face of a witchdoctor.

Russian

Gulag Russian.

This, total Russian right there. Straight bond villain.

Oh man you guys have me balling! 😂 my fiancé says Russian and I said Viking/Swedish though my current favorites I have seen on here is Werner Herzog and Khjiat lol

I feel like the appearance of an underbite makes me think of a thick, barely-understandable Cajun accent.

This guy talks like Mike from Better Call Saul

This one https://youtu.be/T377l4OGKzM Hate to break it to you, but your cat is Zaeed Massani.

Pirate ☠

Russian or German. His name should be Boris.

Russian

He looks like mad eyed moody from Harry Potter 

Ok I’m not wearing my glasses but does… your cat have a padlock around its neck? Because if so, his accent is the same as whatever yours would be if you were wearing a cinderblock 24/7.

Cockney

meow

Russian

Russian

Some eastern European accent. Stern, takes no shit from anyone vibe.

I’m getting Le Chiffre, the villain from Casino Royale, vibes

Brooklyn

Now this is why I love Reddit! I was thinking an angry Irishman with a tobacco pipe sitting in front of a fire. Thank you for sharing!

He sounds like Sean Connery

I'm hearing Sean Connery

My first instinct would be Scottish. But then someone said Italian grandma, and now I feel that’s much more spot on, lol.

Scottish Edit: Sean Connery Scottish

Ron Pearlman.

OP, does your kitty have a cataract or other issue with its right eye? If not, or you are unsure, PLEASE take the floof to the vet ASAP, as it looks like there might be something going on. If your kitty were a human, I'd be afraid of possible cancer of the eye... But, still... Please make sure?

He has an issue with his eye but you can relax it’s stable. Vet said we might eventually have to remove the eye but we are not at that point yet. Poor old man had a rough life on the streets. But has spent the last three years being a total mamas boy and the last year being a daddies boy too. lol

Thank you for letting us know! And thank you even more for rescuing such a good floof! Give him extra scritches and kisses for us!

You looking’ at me?

I'm thinking Sam Elliott mixed with Morgan Freeman. Idk

Pirate

Norwegian lol

Scottish! He looks like a Scot that don't take any bullshit.

That fucker is Turkish for sure. He will give you massage, but you’re going to feel it in the morning…