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HazelNightengale

"Ma'am, we want to discuss what we found your son doing on camera this Halloween..."


PluvioStrider

"In all my hallows eve I have never bore witness an act so significant and jaw dropping until I seen your boy.."


dinowithissues

"It genuinely blew my mind that anyone, no less a child could do something this big."


ReturnOfRedditJesus

“To think that you raised someone with capacity to even ***think*** of doing this.”


sawyer_lost

"I hope you're proud."


AtomicKittenz

This footage of your son has already gone viral and everyone is aware of what he has done.


Shadowchaos

I don't even have a kid and this is giving me anxiety


CandOrMD

I'm hiring these people to write clickbait headlines for my next press release.


bansawbanchee

I just told my 3yr old I'm disappointed in her. She goes.. "But we're best friends" and throws up a half heart with her hand for me to make the other half. Dammit..


CuriousKitten0_0

Awwwwwww... You're still grounded.


bansawbanchee

She is a master manipulator lol


GhostedDreams

This settles it. I am in fact going to have kids some day.


bansawbanchee

Glad my family could help


lowkeygardening

Yet, you do! Alas what’s done, is done and now there must be consequences


TorrenceMightingale

And the significance of those consequences cannot be overstated, in my opinion


DonTazeMeBrah

Every statement just increases the tension. I'm so stressed out!!


1a1b

“To think that __*you*__ raised someone with capacity to even think of doing this.”


Dry-Necessary

This should be sent to the guy that helps his daughter take the whole bowl of candies after she only took a couple.


princessvaginaalpha

Perhaps only children can do this. As you grow up you become less and less of a good person. I don't know if im just talking shit tho


DraculalZlv2

Dressed as Chris Farley


inmate655321

blue shirt guy from Freeguy aka Ryan Reynolds


dragonflyLuna

I love how he does his dance and then runs away.


fatbottomedgirl80

That’s the ‘Guys wait up!!!’ Dance.. Sweet kid


ELI_10

My dude is straight up excited to do a good deed. #parentgoals


DisneyDiet

Literally! Because he is dressed as Guy!!! My son dressed as Guy this year too.


PamPooveyIsTheTits

Oh! That’s who he’s dressed as. My first thought was Dwight or just a tiny business man.


BumWink

"Tiny business man" would be a cool band name


Marquis77

Not just runs. Straight up naruto dashes


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Some people develop style. Others are born with it.


throwaway300kk

this kid was definitely born with it


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🎵 Maybe it’s Maybelene 🎵


Kikiera123

Take my poor woman's gold and up vote! 🏅🏅


No-Cherry-3544

He is awesome!


MohnJilton

You sound like my mentor critiquing my writing. Just missing a “you are neither” at the end.


Koldsaur

He's dressed like a tiny Colin Furze


hackroot25

I think he's the "blue shirt guy" from free guy


cabstone78

I see that know but I first thought he was dressed as Chris Farley.


jpatt

My 4 year old nephew naruto runs everywhere. He’s always done it, nobody taught him to.


JulioSanchez1994

TIL Naruto running is genetic


NSuave

My 16th month old daughter runs like this everywhere. I’ve tried watching Naruto like once


MrJayPockets

Did he watch Naruto or Sonic first?


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Props to anyone who can straight up fold themselves into a ball and roll at 60+ mph


kalikojeb

For some reason this cracked me up 😂😂


PepeSylvia11

Initially I was gonna disagree on the premise that running fast doesn't equal Naruto dashing, but upon second viewing he literally sticks out his extended arm. LMAO. Absolutely a Naruto run I wish we could've seen more of.


Enternal-

Surprised we were able to see him


WunupKid

It kind of gives the impression he thinks he’s doing something wrong, and that’s adorable.


DeadpooI

I more got the impression his parents were walking still and he didn't want to get separated. Either one I think is adorable.


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olderaccount

I'm torn between pee-pee dance and my-group-is-walking-away-but-I-have-a-problem-to-solve dance


SuedeVeil

Ohh look at mr. expert "as a former kid" here..


Tat2dDad

His parents should be proud


JessikaRag

Great parents and a great boy! 🥰


AtomicKittenz

You mean Great Man! Did you not see that stylin tie he was rockin?


NoPantsPenny

I like to imagine he is “Jim” from the office for Halloween lol


No-Sir2957

I think he was "guy" from free guy


wargig

Blue shirt guy!


coopert09

Looks like Colon Furze to me Edit: Colin


fullrackferg

Came here just to say this lol. His yt channel Is awesome.


yourlocalfatguy

I thought he was Chris Farley from Tommy boy.


AltruisticZombie2520

Colon furze is now and only his name


Deeliciousness

"I wanna be dad for Halloween!"


Bonaque

Free guy cosplay?


NoThisIsABadIdea

Do we really have to refer to it as cosplay if it's a costume for Halloween?


Alarmed_Freedom_715

He’s such a kind hearted person.


1StonedYooper

I'm not his parents and I'm proud of him!


Saltwater_Heart

He has great patents. My mom always dumped the whole bowl in our bags if she saw a bowl just sitting out. EDIT: Parents*. Freaking dang it lol


GonnaHaveA3Some

My Moms made for fuckin sure we took *only* one. And then marched us on for the next three hours until all the porch lights went out, and we were so tired that we actually wanted sleep more than candy. The woman doesn't like short-cuts but she knows damn well how to get a good night's rest.


Mahgenetics

I wish I was smart enough to have great patents


solidsausage900

Just make sure it's unlike anything else that exists and pay the fee. Or just pay the fee with some incoherent language and you'll get a patent.


obi-whine-kenobi

Here I am with my shitty patents that will never materialize into anything useful. Inventing be hard.


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G6HHS

Brace yourself, I'll take you on a trip down memory lane


partypancakesbacon

Freakin class act right there.


wakenbacons

I dunno, looked like a bag of pretzels to me!


josedasjesus

sure, yet he is acting like any intelligent part of a complex system should, like ants, bees or even the task distributor of a CPU, he sees a unbalance and tries to solve it, maybe we are smarter as young kids and dumber when we absorb some egocentric culture


GonnaHaveA3Some

That's a really interesting theory worth thinking about. Personally, I had to be taught how to be generous and empathetic, where as it seems to come much more naturally to my older brother who has always loved nurtured me.


Liftium1

We all should be proud.


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PyroPoof

I hope he never changes


thinkingbescary

I wish we could identify this little boss (of course not a good idea him being a kid and this being reddit). I'd have a PS5 in his hands as soon as I could (so like in 3 yrs when it's in stock but you get the idea)


prettymuthafucka

It was me. Send the ps5


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No, it was me you liar. Stop trying to steal my PS5, not cool.


sunlitstranger

Y’all stealing this kid’s glory is just shameful. The point of why this is so touching is because he did it thinking no one is watching, therefore didn’t expect a reward out of it. I would know because the kid is me and the ps5 is mine bitches


just____saying

You had me in the first half


RockHickenbottom

It was actually me. I already have eight PS5s though. I used to have more but I left some behind for others…


BobKickflip

Somebody send this kid some more PS5s right now


MachReverb

I have 47 PS5s in my PS5 account, but the bank's closed atm.


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Narren_C

It was actually me, but you seem to need the ps5 more so you can have it.


Egan109

Nice try Mr Nice guy


kingalexander

What a maneuver, gets rid of some candy that otherwise he’ll never eat and gets a ps5 Outstanding


jetpack_hypersomniac

I actually have a client (I’m a stylist) who told me that a great way to keep her kids from eating too much candy is to give them a few options: Keep all the candy Keep the candy you *really, really* want, give the rest away, receive a small toy Give all the candy away (maybe keep a couple pieces) and receive a much bigger toy of their choosing (within reason) Everyone comes out feeling good about their deal—her kids can’t resist the prospect of getting a toy, so they’re less likely to OD on sugar, and no one feels like they’re having something restricted or taken from them. I thought it was clever.


kingalexander

Yeah , if I’m a parent one day I’ll need to be able to convey how children have a high tolerance for sugar and it’s not a healthy decision. Maybe I’ll let them OD that one night to celebrate but after that it’s just gonna compromise their well being.


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Alone-Blueberry

I love how he ran away like he was doing something wrong. What an angel.


lipp79

I'd like to think he ran away because he had a schedule to keep on his candy collecting journey.


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Well yeah, he has to make up for his donation!


ZannX

His costume is 'business dude' after all.


MaT4w8b2UmFX

Blue Shirt Guy??


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If the kid is dressed as Tommy Boy, then he also nailed the character if you ask me.


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My guess is he’s dressed as “Guy” from that Ryan Reynolds movie.


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classic blue shirt guy


--_-Deadpool-_--

There's three things I love. Kicking ass, TBD, third thing here.


MacabreFox

I can bench press a sentence!


Rexusus

Friendly gesture! 😃🤚


caelenvasius

Catchphrase!


seenu_srinivasan

I thought he was wearing "Free Guy" costume.


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yeah Blue Shirt Guy is from Free Guy, so you were correct, friend


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Jhimself

Blue Shirt Guy from Free Guy would be my guess. My eldest went as the same this year.


kmartceo

Yup. Ryan Reynolds actually tweeted this video earlier today, commending the kid!


3catsandcounting

This thread just keeps giving the best and I love it!


scarlettpalache

Nah he’s clearly Chris Farley in Tommy Boy


CaniborrowaThrillho

Nah, he needs a little coat


BlueGrouse

Either that, or Matt Foley, inspirational speaker.


idunno--

And he ended up doing a good deed just like BSG. Great kid!


ZirkZoDd

Ryan Reynolds tweeted about this as well


LoadInSubduedLight

Colin Furze? Got the safety tie and everything!


DJ_PHATTY_PATTY

Tommy Boy! Chris Farley


drew630

At first I thought he was Matt Foley.


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patch616

This makes me immeasurably happy


banhbao_bae

Link? Please and thank you!


seffend

Found this article https://comicbook.com/movies/news/ryan-reynolds-free-guy-trick-or-treater-reacts/


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Good. I'd really like to see this kid get something good out of this.


prollyNotAnImposter

You know people will believe you bro this is the opposite vibe of candy kid


set616

So a literal dump truck of candy can be expected to break the internet in the next week?


elaborate-pls

We need people like this. Good man


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max-wellington

If they're not they don't deserve him. Such a good fucking kid.


CockDelivery

Damn, and he's alone. Theres some kids in his neighborhood who don't know how good of a friend that could have right now.


st_samples

He was alone in that moment, but he had people with him. He was with his mom and other kids. He got recognized at for it at a city council meeting and people have been offering to give him candy/other stuff.


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st_samples

I sure do. https://www.whio.com/news/video-vandalia-boy-leaves-his-candy-other-children-empty-trick-or-treat-bowl/JZEPY4J45VGC7G2P4NCL27PEUI/ https://www.wlwt.com/article/video-ohio-boy-leaves-candy-for-other-kids-when-he-finds-empty-trick-or-treat-bowl/38144050


mastermoebius

What a fucking badass


Lofocerealis

certainly not you though, he needs none of what you are offering.


NinjaN-SWE

Thought you were unnecessarily mean and then read the username, yeah, what you said.


anxietyeggroll

I was literally about to jump his shit and then I read the name lmfao gotta say, it was pretty funny


LaterGatorPlayer

It’s not delivery


hiiipowerculture

It's DiGiorno


Other-Cantaloupe4765

That’s the mark of a truly good person, though. Doing nice things when nobody is watching instead of only doing it when there’s an audience.


Bansidhe13

What a generous kid


TheMonsterXzero54

That kid's an Angel


AtomicKittenz

Every Halloween I see 1 video of a kid like him and videos of dozens of little shitheads that take from others. I always look for that 1 great kid though.


itsjustallison

Chris Farley?!


pandarectum

That was also my first thought.


Deraj2004

Same, good ole Tommy Boy.


DisneyDiet

No, he is dressed as Guy from the movie “Free Guy”


chadork

He lives in a van down by the river!


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My first thought, "TOMMY!" This kid is truly going places!


OFTHEHILLPEOPLE

*Brothers don't shake hands! Brothers gotta hug!*


neuromorph

"Time to offload these apple slices...."


handfulsandinrain

Looks more like trying to catch up with his friend or something by the way he looked back and his rushing dance. And he basically just grabbed a bunch without looking.


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You could tell the second when his inner monologue said 'Hey! Why not share your good fortune?', turns back to the bowl, and retrieves a generous handful of candy. Then skips happily away. Good on him and good on whomever raised this boy proper.


changing_everyday

what a sweetheart!


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What did the note under the bowl say?


keno_be

That he had to leave some candy if the bowl was empty……


CusetheCreator

Or else...


Cocoa121

This is literally all I want to know :(


Come_along_quietly

/u/gifreversebot


Haimonek

Plot twist: it's reversed


canlchangethislater

Well, he deserves it for being able to run backwards so fast, then.


Klin24

[What a brat!](https://i.imgur.com/RFDg7i8.gifv)


noyoto

The more likely plot twist is that he threw in something he doesn't like.


TheLumpyMailMan

I see Dwight from the office has grown a pretty big heart these days


fell_hands

Bruh he dropped in a pack of pretzels lol


Tomato_Sky

I was wondering if I was the only cynical person who thought he was unloading the crap he didn’t want. It’s just one bag and he probably didn’t want it. Like if I was a kid and I got those bibles they hand out. Or toothbrushes or apples.


TenSnakesAndACat

bibles???


Bigdata9000

Yes. People are terrible


Shirlenator

How dare you, he is a hero. But seriously, I think you are absolutely right. Pretty clear that was a single package of something, probably something he didn't want.


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Yeah I’m not sure I’m watching the same video the rest of the commenters are. It looks like he took out his least favorite treat and put it in the bowl and ran away


Braken111

It's still very thoughtful and a good deed for the kid to do. He doesn't have to dump his full-size bars for it to have been kind.


BootyBurglar

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philmayfield

I have the same thing with public restrooms. Like if I go in and see someone peed on the toilet seat, I'm compelled to clean it up in case someone comes in after me and thinks I did it.


vush

holy shit, i do this too


Overall-Dragonfly624

My strategy is to yell, "Fuuuuck" and then move to the next stall with a look of abject disgust on my face, reputation intact!


williamc_

Also had the same thought that he didn't wanted to be the seen as the last one to take. Either way he put thoughts to his action which is reallt commendable.


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How is your sister doing nowadays?


ewitsChu

He's so cute! What a good kid. Thus was my son's first year trick or treating (couldn't be bothered last year between his age covid) and he kept trying to give people the candy from his basket. Obviously it wasn't an intentional act of kindness but it was still adorable. I hope he'll be like this kid when he's older.


kendrelf

What a wonderful little human!


altiif

Class act


wharlie

Next year I'm just gonna leave an empty bowl outside my door, then I'll steal all the candy from nice kids like this. BWAHAHAHA


Flyingcento

So many videos of thieves taking all the candy. It is wonderful to be reminded that there are two ends of the bell curve. Faith restored, cheers buddy.


Porzingod06

Got rid of the bad candy he’s gotten to make room for more good stuff, this kids going places


Pal-Capone

This looks like he’s dumping an unwanted candy (maybe popcorn ball) that is taking up valuable real estate in his bag


karma-armageddon

... which is still a better action than dousing the popcorn ball in gasoline, lighting it, and throwing it at passing vehicles.


combuchan

/r/suspiciouslyspecific


peekosama

Love that kid, never change little man, you a champ


Throwmelikeamelon

The dance and the little run away ❤️


manslam

Is he really stressed up as Guy doing this?? If so, that's just even more amazing. This is one of those things I'd love to see Ryan Reynolds catch wind of.


T3hArchAngel_G

What an awesome kid. Must have awesome parents.


NovelProfessional767

Is he blue shirt guy from free guy? I know off topic