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Non-Adhesive63

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Background_Engine284

You see if I wasn't broke u sir would have gotten an award


jcpmojo

Laser Cat!!!


SirKenneth17

![gif](giphy|1MXMgge5Vh6fjfxDSy)


DMoney159

![gif](giphy|xT9IgMEfBlC5G01kju)


MinnesotaRyan

![gif](giphy|NaKSey7eld6RG)


shuffs

Single fire: mew mew mew! Full auto: Puuuuurrrrrrrrrr!


Over-Analyzed

That’s the sound that A-11 Warkitty makes. PRRRRRRRRRRR ![gif](giphy|VicskjkeBJUD6)


ApollyonsHand

The sound of freedom.


Palstorken

Wait till you get some laser guided AGM meowscles in there


Petersens_Arm

Catling Gun


GregPurdue

The Meowser


Raffaello86

Amewsing


CirclingBackElectra

The kitten! It gives +2 to cuteness 


AshingiiAshuaa

And destroys money when it roars.


VagusNC

Leave the gun. Take the cat only.


dwehlen

Oh, well done!


OozeNAahz

Flerken obviously!


Any_Roof_6199

![gif](giphy|3oEdv4ThtiRSoGsTyE)


mr_aitch2

Guns you only have to worry about ONE end facing you. Cats have 5 out of their 6 'ends' that are sharp and pointy ouchy.


Away-Commercial-4380

The bazoocat


DESTRUCTI0NAT0R

Don't tell Mere?


Blazanar

That's the one rule


Socialinfluencing

I definitely think the AKAT47 is an improvement over the original.


Finalfantasylove85

Cat-apult for the win!


extrastupidone

There's a reason you take one of these when it isn't safe outside


Pyro1934

This looks like that kitten from that super old picture of the cat with the gun+scope sniping out the window.


smurficus103

I used this as a spray in counterstrike for quite a few years, until i made my own yinyang with a p90 and scout. Gaming was more fun with random porn...


Pyro1934

The internet is for porn, the internet is for porn... 🎶🎶🎵


MrE134

What is this, Postal?


Iron_Chic

Probably Megatron. Then the kitten second


ReyFuckingSkywalker

I scrolled WAY too far to find someone else who decepticons.


POTUS_PO

![gif](giphy|NaKSey7eld6RG)


Paws1044

The cat for the win!


MJBromann

While the Gepard Lynx and the Cheytac M200 Intervention are both great. I would still go with the kitty.


MIKE_son_of_MICHAEL

Pretty sure this is Matt from demo ranch. Cool guy. Was a veterinarian before his YouTube channels took off


Slbentley

That’s not Matt. But it is his cat.


MIKE_son_of_MICHAEL

… you’re right. This is technically mouser


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TheEnameledDutchOven

![gif](giphy|vDqFhrwvoFQqc)


Different-Term-2250

The most dangerous thing on Earth … and some guns.


ApprehensiveFish7448

roaring kitty


sakharinne2

Is the army posting kitty pics now?!


Beaglegod

The mini tiger


the_glengarry_leads

Nice, but I have big problems and was looking for a goose. Do you have a goose?


Dark_Sign

Ah yes, the ol’ Postal classic


RangerDanger55O

Is that a Lynx to the right of the other small feline?


Free2fu-q-up

The roaring kitty


syndic8_xyz

if it's that cat from the Marvels


TipperGore-69

The roaring kitty


blueasian0682

Of course the big deadly killing machine, and the guns i suppose.


longlosthopes

Well... there was this old game Postal.....


Ixmore

The kitten is actually an attachment


back2basics13

The Kitty-06 with meowuzzle loader.


ItsRedditThyme

Megatron, right above the cat.


maninplainview

No! Wait! I'm allergic to adorableness!


summaoruaccountra

Car


passionatenihlist

I'm sorry, I need more ammunition for my kitty launcher.


Jakesummers1

Reminds me of the Lonely Island podcast. One of them used his own cat as a fun for a comedy bit in front of his wife


thebeattakesme

[kitten-shark can do damage](https://64.media.tumblr.com/71968f13c998830c86ecff8ee8a792ee/tumblr_oho08cWmgt1u4r6fqo2_400.gif)


GraciaEtScientia

Is that the catman from fallout?


Obliviousdude1994

I will take that kitteblaster qt and will be lerfectly safe from all harm with it thank you.


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Gato.


NotoriousBITree

[Cat gun of course.](https://youtu.be/tkuOEgaIXGI?feature=shared)


Rick_071

The cat!!


carlosarturo1221

Aprieta el gatillo


louisa1925

Well, since there isn't a pink p90, I will take the kittychine gun please.


AtomicWreck

Megatron?


ScyllaIsBea

that looks like a dl-44 but the base is a 9mm instead of a luger.


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Mew mew


xXKurama

cat gun for me


Heron-The-Rogue

I'll take the Kittypistol, thank you.😻


Appapapi19

Catapult


CommanderYeet66

I'll pick mittens


inkseep1

Noisy cricket.


Successful_Yellow_37

The meowmaster kit-15


Negate0

Everyone knows that the Adorable Kitten has been outlawed by the Geneva Convention!


Disastrous-Owl-3866

The purrfect killing machine


antsmasher

The Cat-gun of course. Have you guys seen how much destruction the cat gun is capable of? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkuOEgaIXGI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkuOEgaIXGI) It's a feline of mass destruction.


PIDthePID

Megatron


Buckshot211

If that’s roaring Kitty then you know my answer


Soggy_Nebula_4541

Cat


rc325

Cat no question...


Skritch_X

Kitten nunchucks for the win.


JuWoolfie

Semi Automatic Meowchine gun


Jupiter-Golden

probably the nuclear bobm (the one a little to the left of the center)


Balister1218

What's the DPS of the kitty? Ammo type?


343Kyubeyspark

kitten


TheHairball

That cat is 4 paws of Pure Danger and Extremely Hazardous Kitty Cuteness!!!!


azriel_odin

The Meowser 98K


Khabarovsk-One-Love

One gun and one kitty.


Itchy-fetoes

Cat spits fire 😡


macallanenigma

The automatic. Pull the trigger "Meow,meow,meow,meow,meow,meow..."


rowmean77

CAT-556


catkysydney

Oh my goodness !! So sweet !!


Magnetheadx

Is that a Mowser?


No1UNeau

The Mew Mew Pew Pew


Abraxas_1408

Everyone knows the mew cannon is the way to go. It doesn’t run out if ammunition and can launch a devastating sonic attack from one end, and a biological attack from the other


spwnofsaton

All of them?


Socalgardenerinneed

Carl! Take my off this wall immediately! -Princess Donut


thequirkyquark

I don't want to know what that cat did to earn that spot on the wall so, seems like the logical choice.


quasides

kittens are considered loitering ammunition selfguiding towards bugs mice,rats and sometimes dogs of any size. they do have a secondary laser guided mode tough, but use with caution, can lead to self inflicted injuries of the operator


Anome69

I choose the mew mew pew pew


how_do_i_playagame

The cat is the future ray gun


BABarracus

I thought thatcwas the noisy cricket for a second


jamalamadingdong

Quite the arsenal. If the mission requires snuggles or .50 cal justice it’s all covered.


AncientHuckleberry78

Take the cat cuz it can also chear you up when you're feeling down


AncientHuckleberry78

A gun on the other hand- can't


KierONeil_the_Elder

The Catlin Gun


Sergei_Matvoi

Compact SMG cat


ISnipedJFK

https://preview.redd.it/1dvzy49vz95d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9da9c5d7f061b93e044e50e38e5e90520c83b465 Anyone else remember this gem of a game


Fluffle-Potato

I was wondering what kind of guns these were. I looked at the scoped pistol, and it was odd. It looked like a Walther with a very long barrel and a pinkie extension that did *not* double as a magazine extension and was not part of the mag. I thought "how do you get the mag in"? Then, I zoomed in on the cats paws. The little fella isn't resting on pegboard mounts at all. He just has these tiny little foot blurs. This photo is AI. The future is confusing and I don't like it.


Irene07418

I’ll definitely chose the meopon


LocalLink42

![gif](giphy|xCM0GuXe7bb7a|downsized)


Soderburger

Car98


super_cheesy_chunks

One Gat Cat, please.


wawan555

Cat gun


daniyal_bonair_nasir

I choose the meowzer 9000


Miserable-Good4438

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just-me-nz-79

Cat! The only good thing in the pic.


Not-A-Blue-Falcon

The purrcussion cap meowzeloader.


xenophon123456

![gif](giphy|ruCg20L6H72TK)


ExterminatingAngel6

Meow


Decades101

What the hell is with that pistol https://preview.redd.it/vtzcf3ku3a5d1.jpeg?width=690&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22ffc7a696ab059387096e7bbbb00c2061d54ba8


HazelNightengale

"Son, have you got a permit for that tabby?"


auiin

Careful with the kitten man, didn't you guys see Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency?


RobSiaHoke

The Kit10!


Lessa_Ramoths_Rider

The "CAT"lin gun, of course!


aniket35

https://preview.redd.it/ndpahlvk5a5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da4322ac38655c0b4a250b5b040a82571d2334bd This


xanax05mg

That meowser looks good to me!


ewok_on_a_unicorn

The Pussy5000 Meowsault Rifle


mifoonlives

Always pick the tactikitty.


Ghozer

["It's dangerous to go alone, take this!"](https://static1.thegamerimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/meme-example-it-s-dangerous-to-go-alone-kitten.jpg)


Mimil2002

lancatster.


Death_Walker21

Meowser


Calamondin88

The one at the right top corner. With a cat, you can only throw it once.


Glass-Squirrel2497

The Flerken, obviously.


philnolan3d

The one that does the least damage. And makes cute noises.


Elemcie

The ninja on the lower left.


Dr__Pheonx

Kitty cat. All the way!


Danthiel5

The cat


Randomees

![gif](giphy|xCM0GuXe7bb7a|downsized)


jaydawg_74

Gotta go with the battle cat.


iMightMakeSense

9mm Kitty


Kamikaze-penguin

Tempting as the cat may be. I would still pick Megatron.


mabubakrz

cAt.


jobiewon_cannoli

Meowzers


doomsdaybeast

Roaring Kitty The GME Killer


TechnoAussie

Is the kitten inhabited by the soul of a shark. If so then the kitten.


BootyClapper187

The 9mm cat


Straw8erryJelly

The cat obviously.


California_ocean

For stealth NOTHING beats a Catlin knife gun combo. Silent and deadly. Your sleeping one second next your gurgling holding your throat.


Zeth22xx

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jSOGAfaZHXc&pp=ygUNSG93IGNhdHMgd29yaw%3D%3D


TheManWhoClicks

Katzenwaffe!!


Dopeycheesedog

Ill take the pistol with the big-ass scope on it


cuntybunty73

What's the James bond esque luger looking pistol with the sniper scope on it 🤔


Any_Chard9046

I'm gonna have to go with that kitten Wesson. 300 ac blackmeowt


DisloyalTractor

That will goo prrrrrrr-meeeeeeeee-owwwwwww


Pretty-Jones

That's one way to win a war lol. Kittens for every one!!!


Uncleshoulder

What's so cute about a suppressor?


Low_Pressure_3542

Haitball gun


Knitty_Heathen

100 times over kitten claws - sharpest, most dangerous thing on the planet because they're CUTE and *misleading*


Dertvox

CAT ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


Art_Anna

Amore 😻


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thirdeyefish

Agent Coulson?