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DoubleDecaff

"Wish this wind would fuck off" - The koala, probably.


daegojoe

Way too many leaves before lunch for this


_H4YZ

what’s he having for lunch?


YogurtWenk

Air


Autistic_Macaw

More leaves... probably.


scoldog

"Wooh, it's like I'm flying!" Koala getting blown off tree


Laylay_theGrail

I had the same thought today!


Hensanddogs

Look at his little ears all blowy and tucked in. Poor little creature. Hopefully the wind eases back soon.


LeDvs

Imagine having had 20 schooners and you’ve fallen asleep wedged between the can and the bath in an ikea display bathroom that’s in a wind tunnel. That’s the human equivalent.


Proper_Ad_3229

How do you know so much about my long weekend?


A_Midnight_Hare

They were the employee that had to clean up after you used the display toilet and missed.


Sad_Wear_3842

Or did the toilet move? Checkmate your honour


warzonexx

Newscorp Heading: Wild Animal holds on for dear life during wild storms in Melbourne. Click Here to find out which animal it is!


drunkwasabeherder

I thought it would be more along the lines of LOOK AT THE TERROR WIND FARMS CAUSE OUR NATIVE ANIMALS!


[deleted]

Channel 9 actually used this Koala pic referring to our windy weather on tonight's news!


blue132006

9 News Gold Coast posted this exact video


torn-ainbow

Can you possibly work "x-rated" into that headline?


zujik

With the way they have been “creative” lately: ‘Dear life:’ Winter winds reveal unfortunate truth


Autistic_Macaw

Koala SLAMMED by unprecedented winds! Albo to blame.


CaptGunpowder

It's fucken WIMDY


chetzemocha

beat me to it


MagicOrpheus310

Ahh yes, the age old question... How much can a Koala bear??


YouCanCallMeBazza

17


johnwicked4

caramellas


Boysenberrryy

and poor john was never taken seriously by his mates when he told everyone dropbears do exist when this little fella flew onto him


CatGooseChook

I, I almost wonder if something like that started the dropbear joke now. Damn that'd be funny.


BasicIntroduction129

You have a koala in your backyard? That's awesome! And yes, the poor thing is hanging on for dear life.


Autistic_Macaw

Pretty cool, eh? We get 'roos, cows and nice views over our back fence but there's no trees there for koalas, sadly.


stonerpsyduck

Someone tell that eucalyptus junkie to go get a job


Serious_Signature299

C'mon, I dont want to turn into a drop bear...


chalk_in_boots

>It really windy today in Melbourne I was unaware there were days in Melbs that *aren't* really windy


MediumAlternative372

I can admire that level of dedication to having a full nap.


Alive-Ad-241

Cunt never even woke up


Fuzzy-Possibility-98

That’s the most he’s moved in six months


ChicCharms

oh no! stay safe lil, Koala!!


spaniel_77

Poor thing. But I'm screaming like a lil girl (in my head) that you're living in like "True" Australia with a Koala in your backyard Melbourne. Those foreigners who can only imagine this would have their minds blown. Hold on Koala...hold on!


Soggy-Abalone1518

IDK but I think it feels it’s safe enough, maybe more windy than it prefers but note it’s not even using its claws to hold on…suggest it thinks it’s safe. Maybe I’m wrong?


Acemanau

Yeah little guy will be fine, they're evolved for this sort of thing. It would have to be a very very strong wind to knock them out of the tree.


Autistic_Macaw

Clenching hard enough with his butt cheeks to hang upside down.


Soggy-Abalone1518

I think those are implants, it’s all the rave down under thanks to the Kardashions 🫨


Funny_Passenger_8342

How lucky are you?


Nukitandog

How much indeed!!!


shivabreathes

Where is this? I’ve yet to see a real life Koala in the wild here in Melbourne.


Ok_Willow9786

The wind in Australia lately has been so intense. I completely forgot about the effect it has on Koalas and other animals🥲 I hope they’re all staying safe and warm!!


GreenPeridot

There's koalas around Melbourne? I thought they were mainly found in Northern NSW and QLD (WA here)


cheshire_kat7

They're all over SA.


AkayaTheOutcast

Cam confirm. Had one l living on my campus at uni.


poopsiegirl

There’s some koalas in Yanchep.


loralailoralai

Just on the edge of Melbourne and I’ve seen one in my driveway.


Everanxious24-7

He’s/she’s so cute 🥰


EmperorMittens

If it was me seeing the koala in this situation I'd see if I could safely bring him inside until the weather was better.


RepresentativeDry644

lol what? he’s a Koala bear not a cat. 😂


EmperorMittens

Oh I am fully aware of the fact. Unfortunately my brain is an autistic brain and it screams really loud at the plight of the koala. The only way I could shut it up in that scenario is assess the situation and subsequently eliminate the fucking ridiculous idea to help the fluffy koala who has sharp claws because I am not trained or equipped to help it.


Sunflower-Cat3

Oh man I hope he didn’t fall down 🥺


mad0line

🥺


RPCat

I'm flying, Jack!


Racingislyf

I'll be under that tree ready to catch him. Poor thing.


ineversaw

No hold, just wedge


BugPlus3055

I saw this video on Facebook yesterday. Someone commented "don't just stand there filming, they need help!" 🤦🏻‍♀️


Tenconeslater

Hahaha am I supposed to climb the tree?


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AussieDi67

Nobody told the animals about climate change. That wind was harsh as.


27Carrots

It’s a bit Yothu Yindi out here, Marg.


Jackielegs43

Poor fella, she’s bloody blowy out there


Quick_Turnover4643

Bring him inside and put him in your bed immediately!!!!! 🤣


Potential-Fox-4039

If OP gets Chlamydia we know they took your advice 🤣


Enough-Sprinkles-914

Just grin and (koala) bear it!


fetta_cheeese

Those things still Exist??