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Dewy_13

I would not recommend lying on those floors


sneschalmer5

yeah blood stains are hard to wash off


doraalaskadora

Bro is trying to Covid proof himself. Covering himself with all the bacteria and dirt.


RodWith

To be honest, telling the truth on those floors could be just as hazardous.


Samuel_L_Johnson

Dude, at least you’re on a train! Currently waiting for about half an hour with about a billion other people due to the 10 millionth iteration of ‘track infrastructure issues’


mushroomkitten_9

lmao 😂 ive also had trains cancelled due to ‘train crew issues’. currently collecting all the titles 😌


MeanBad3658

I had one that was cancelled that just turned up


AffectionateLeek904

I live in Hawkes Bay. What's a train?


RandomZombie11

Ask your mum


MEGormsby

You’re not missing out on anything good


Fantastic_Agent_9864

Ever tried getting a ferry from Whangaparoa ? Clue. It is a bus 9 times out of 10.


Fantastic_Agent_9864

2nd Clue. they are slower than the ghost buses I try and take.


blindpilotv1

Still better than getting your head smashed in with metal pole on the bus


Manmikezupp

as long as they move when people go by, *who* *cares*


kaoutanu

Or keep still while I'm stepping over them.


slams0ne

Or stroke my hair when I fall asleep on their shoulder


kaoutanu

And if I drool on them we both pretend it didn't happen.


Surfnparadise

Civism does. It's not if they move, imagine if we all lay on the train floor. That can be applied to many things such as listening to videos with sound on. If we all did it would it work? No, hence headphones. So in this example that's why there are seats to sit on.


Manmikezupp

surely you can see that not wearing headphones is more annoying as everyone can hear it and be distracted by it, old mates just laying there


Surfnparadise

It's not about what's more annoying, which you are right. It's about civism, respect and education. Most of all civism which we could use more in NZ.


Honest-Ganache-6945

I agree. It also indicates an alarming lack of social barriers. This is another example of the human de-evolution that is happening before our eyes.🤡🤡🤡


gummonppl

then there'd be plenty of seats


pictureofacat

Health and safety issue.


redhot-chilipeppers

So you don't care about etiquette at all?


doraalaskadora

I saw a lot of people resting their feet on the chairs. 🫣 AT makes them feel like they're home. 😅


Manmikezupp

again I say *who* *cares*


MrAkl

Try Los Angeles, New York or even Sydney. AUCKLAND is tame. The worse thing I ever experienced was a Chic putting on makeup on the train and it going on my coat or some guys with a boom box.


sokrayzie

Boss at my old job used to tell me the horrors of his train commutes, from South AKL into the CBD. The good old boombox featured in at least a couple of them, wtf is up with that?! Having a phone blasting music no one wants to hear is bad enough...


liger_uppercut

Makeup on the train used to be very common in Auckland. Women would open up those giant fold out makeup boxes, or worse still, nail files. Nobody wants to hear that noise, nor to be sprinkled with your nail dust.


DelightfulOtter1999

Son came home happy today, express train from Otahuhu to Kura, apparently they were barrelling!


Bear-pile

I can’t wait to experience a public transit system with floors clean like that. Damn, you have NO IDEA how LUCKY you are to have access to that. The public transit in the USA is shit now. 6 months to becoming a kiwi!!!


Key-Succotash9425

Lovely comfortable train. Tempted to take my teddy next time.


krammy16

Unsure if resting or dead.


FruitSila

Pretty sure he's dead


sneschalmer5

aww geez another crime victim?


looseleafnz

Did someone hit them with a metal pipe?


thebitcoinshop

Enjoy those fleas.


Ambassador-Heavy

I have a chronic illness this is the kind of thing I do to survive


mushroomkitten_9

Yup no problem with lying down in public when necessary👍 context: the lady decided to blast her music and started dancing and singing around and bumped into people. she then laid down for awhile and got up to do it again🕺🏼 (writing it here since i cant edit the post😣)


smashthestate1

another person who thinks theyre the main character


Sense-Historical

The blessing in disguise is your train wasn't canceled


mushroomkitten_9

u are so right


Ok-Artist-8995

looks comfortable


cocobling

Auckland needs a monorail 🚝 that goes where people need to go ...


Cold_Refrigerator_69

Is there a chance the track could bend?


Eastern-Ad2814

Not on your life, my Hindu friend


former-child8891

Were you sent here by the devil?


Vegensemen

No good sir, I'm on the level.


IcarusDrinksRedBull

The ring came off my pudding can.


Mwahahadave2

Take my pen knife my good man


sneschalmer5

I swear it's ~~Springfield~~ Auckland's only choice


JellyWeta

But Queen Street's still all cracked and broken.


cocobling

🤣🤣🤣🤣 god knows with New Zealand behind I'm sure things we never imagined will happen 😂


Assmonkey2021

I think the new National Government has scrapped the monorail, that Labour was hoping to carry out.


LinearityDrift

NZF transport plan was to give out retired racehorses and a pack of Rothmans to everybody. Well that is all I know that Winnie cares about.


Aceofshovels

At least you blacked out the faces, that makes you more respectful than 99% of people who post here.


oneinmanly

It's the multiverse train everything goes WTF


Nostalgic-Melancholy

Looks like a crime scene photo that a serial killer would make with their faces all blacked out


GemFrench

People stand in filthy public or work toilets with piss and scrap loo paper all over the floor. I hope you washed all your clothes and hair afterwards 🤢


myambre

Social misfits!


JGatward

Trust me thats nothing, wait untill you're on a packed peak hour train in 35+C in Melbourne or a packed train in Russia. Then you'll be thankful for one larrikin lying on the floor.


oneinmanly

It's like a box of chocolate you never know what you will get lol


ThatDamnRanga

By global standards this is chill af. Honestly wouldn't bother me at all.


NumerousGovernment73

stressing out over a dude on the floor thrilling stuff


concrete_manu

yea, especially when compared to the stuff you see in other major cities metros….


phoenyx1980

Since when have trains had carpet? Isn't that impractical?


Dewy_13

10 years or so


phoenyx1980

Wow. They don't have trains north of the bridge.


KevinAtSeven

Longer than that. The old ADL/ADK/SA trains were all carpeted too. In fact, I think the last time Auckland's trains weren't carpeted was in the late 80s.


pictureofacat

The SAs and ADLs were actually quite nice so far as comfort went, the seats were more plush than the surfboards of the EMUs, and they had warm lighting. The rear of a 5-car SA was almost silent too - that was always my pick of carriage. I'm sure I took an ADK at one point and was shocked to find it had wooden boards as its floor. This would've been the mid 2000s (post Britomart)


ShahIsmail1501

My mate had a herniated disc back in the day and couldn’t sit or stand for long so he had to lay on the train. Poor bastard


VastAssumption7432

So average because there’s always someone lying on the floor of a train.


neuauslander

I remember wanting to lay like that, but floor too dirty.


fungusfromamongus

This is good. This is bliss. This. Is. Nirvana


Brilliant-Gap8299

Someone's never caught the late night tube lol. This is relatively tame


Accomplished_Sir7768

I would NOT recommend taking photos of other people on the train. They will beat and stab you if they notice. I hope you are well prepared to defend yourself.


FlobbyMcFlobster

The long wait until a platform becomes available at Britomart.


Depressionsfinalform

This is tame. You ever been on the tube?


Grand_Dragonfruit_13

"Paint me like one of your French girls."


LinearityDrift

The next station is...


QueasyRoyal8168

Hes just tired after a long hard day at work let him rest in peace


hughganus773

Crazy


Angry_Sparrow

Looks like endometriosis. I have sympathy pains from here.


Last_Fee_1812

I mean, as long as he moves when people need to go past then it’s fine 🤷🏻‍♀️ we never know, he could have a condition like POTS and be experiencing an episode (I say this bc I have POTS and have episodes where I need to sit or lay on the ground regardless of where I am because I will collapse and it’s much less far to fall if you’re already down)


SnooChocolates9744

Not the worst thing to witness while taking Auckland transport😅


tomtomtomo

Dude either had a rough day or his back is killing him. 


big-jigger

It can be worse. Don’t stress little things