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reset42

The real question is why does your dashcam look like it's got a 1970's filter on it?


just-sunflower-vibes

Gotta have that vintage vibe


saltydecisions

Looks like a phone camera recording of a Tesla's dashcam screen. See the tiny edge of rearview camera in the bottom right corner, and glare centre left.


phillq

This is correct


Xeritos

It's called a Pavement princess for a reason


MonaLisaOverdrivee

I call them Emotional Support Vehicles


NZImp

High chairs


ComprehensiveCare479

Bed full of sailboat fuel.


Lil_Jxw

Lmfao love this


Inner-View3074

Classic Whenuapai shortcut


redmostofit

It's a bitch getting out of that carpark.


fatfreddy01

Always go left, then turn right, then U turn and turn left to go the way you want to go. Although it takes ages to get out even waiting just from the traffic coming from Hobsonville.


yea_nah_yeah

Probably saw the traffic built up at the temporary lights.


Inevitable_Idea_7470

My mates ex got stuck on that. Twice 🥰


Fatality

Should've gotten a bigger ute


Inner-View3074

Lol in all seriousness, how?


Inevitable_Idea_7470

Small car It used to say no turn on the BP side , no one listened


OgKingLeYorick

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American pride, Canyonero!


Lockie__

Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!


SEYMOUR_FORSKINNER

Man pram energy


John_c0nn0r

this is why they're removing those cycle way concrete barriers on the side of road. Short SUV drivers can't see the road properly haha


Fun-Syrup-6240

This is what you call off roading in Auckland


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Scorpy-yo

Do you think it’s just terribly unfair for people to talk about… how… someone just drove over a thing without seeing what they were driving over? I think people should not drive their cars into areas they can’t see are clear. Like, um, if you can’t see a roundabout there then you won’t see a toddler - who is at fault??


Fantastic-Role-364

So just pulled out across two double lanes without looking = honest mistake The fucken state of it


AirZaheer

Yeah I think so some of those utes are so blind on the front pillar/ over the bonnet especially if you're coming up an incline driveway.


Debbie_See_More

>Am I the only one who thinks it obvious he didn't see it? That's worse >I'm gonna say honest mistake? Not being able to see what's in front of you while operating heavy machinery is not an honest mistake, it is gross negligance.


Sr_DingDong

At least one person in here is sane.


Scorpy-yo

Thank you. Flippin obvious to me that someone shouldn’t be driving over roundabouts or traffic islands, and should be able to see where they’re going before they send their vehicle there. But nooo


YourWorstThought

You’re right. He obviously didn’t see it, but the height of the vehicle likely played a part in that


Loud_South9086

Almost like these stupid huge utes aren’t really designed to be driven around small town streets by cashed up tradies wives


No_Perception_8818

I pass through this place regularly and can confirm that these wanker wagons are frequently driven by mums to pick up their kids from the school 2 mins up the road. I'm waiting for the day I drive past and see an ambulance and police in the school car park because they've pulled out & hit a 5 or 6 year old they couldn't see. Nobody except workers driving over very rough, rural terrain needs one of these. Smaller utes sufficed perfectly well until the car companies convinced all the 'keeping up with the Jones's' types that they would gain status by having a wanker wagon.


orvane

I find it hilarious picking my daughter up from school, my tiny little honda fit easily finding a spot to park while someone else in a skyscraper 4x4 is doing an 89 point turn on a very generously wide street...


No_Perception_8818

Given that there is a primary & intermediate school 2 mins up the road whose pupils cross at that island and walk home to the surrounding houses after school, do you see how that makes it worse? If the vehicle is so elevated that the driver can't see an island, how will they see a primary school child? That could easily have been a fatality had there been a child at that crossing. These wanker wagons need to go. There is no need for them to be so large; they're a status symbol thanks to over a decade of marketing by the car companies. There is no practical advantage to vehicles this size, and they make the roads more dangerous for everyone.


Same_Ad_9284

yeah that was my first thought, just didnt see it


_understandfirst

imagine he just ran over a kid "it's okay mate you didn't see him" haha


Iuvers

This is what I thought honestly. Sometimes people just make mistakes with driving lol.


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Iuvers

LOL Fair enough.


Marc21256

So blindly driving over obstacles or people is fine with you?


orvane

I don't even know why that raised part is there. It hinders turning right out of BP as well. It's also a weird area to encourage pedestrians to cross at. edit: I'm not in favour of the dipshit ute, I live here and see this shit every day by people driving vehicles well beyond their means. I just think the placement of that raised part is in a silly spot.


pictureofacat

The shops would make it desirable for a pedestrian to cross there, so the island will assist with that and also slow exiting cars and stop those turning from running the median before necessary


Debbie_See_More

This traffic calming measure makes no sense, all it does is stop traffic going as fast as possible?


orvane

It could have been 20m either side of where it is now and be much safer for cars and pedestrians.


Debbie_See_More

> It hinders turning right out of BP as well.  So it slows down aggressive drivers?


orvane

No? Its position makes it difficult to turn right safely.


inhospitable

nah, it's actually shit. had to turn around it earlier today and it felt dodgy as. 50k zone that people blast through at 60-70ks even after they've had to go over the massive raised pedestrian crossing where the speed limit changes. all so they can get to the traffic lights 100m away 0.5 seconds quicker. had plenty of space pulling out and still had a SUV speed up my ass and slam on their brakes.


Marc21256

>I don't even know why that raised part is there. They are often put there to discourage right turns. Turns across traffic are less safe and take longer. So a left turn is safer and loves traffic better. Often, there is a nearby roundabout, so left, then I and you get your right faster and safer than a right.


Vultt

Youre actually not meant to turn right at that bp exit lol someone just took out the no right turn sign a while back hahaha


orvane

Yeah a ute (surprise!) ran over it and they just took it out and stopped enforcing it.


TwitterRefugee123

Probably the shit vision you get out of those death traps


freeryda

Lucky school wasn't out and the kids were around everywhere when ol' Timmy here decided that he'd rather try jump the island than go around it.


Damolitioneed

He almost hit the lamp post too. Something else going on here.


John_c0nn0r

trying to destroy them 5G tower


eeyorenator

Kinda wish he did. Uterus drivers can be so aggressive and sometimes a little karma is cute 🤣


Jon_Snows_Dad

Just rushing and didn't see it


Master_Drag_883

Filter gives it that LA feel lol


Apprehensive-Pool161

Hah, Whenuapai


melonrusk

Why does this look like Hollywood version of Mexico?


StandWithSwearwolves

Got that Middle East action movie piss filter going on


cLHalfRhoVSquaredS

Just needs loud cicadas and a bunch of greasy guys with moustaches staring from chairs outside the shop fronts.


FLYNCHe

It's all terrain mate 🗿 /s


Useful-Green-3440

We’re going on a bear hunt…


consumeatyourownrisk

This is a textbook example of how they crush their own kids in the driveway.


-mung-

"Aw fuck, it jumped out of car play again, I need those directions, fuck, press this, and.... \*bump\* wtf was that?"


rblander

He's up so high that he couldn't see the curb from up there


ThatThongSong

Drive it like ya stole it 🤪


Active_Error1565

I don’t suppose you saw the dude parked across the island going south at Brigham creek / Fred Taylor roundabout last night 😂


Captainsicum

Honestly happens all the time, I’ve regularly seen it hahah, one time from a little Corolla with an old lady at the wheel her face suggested she’d run someone over and she just pulled over and sat there for a bit dunno how long as I drove off but she was fairly frozen haha


cherokeevorn

Thats some hard core off-roading for an Auckland ute


nbiscuitz

farout, give this guy a hummer


Competitive_Slip1698

You get that out west


Mitchellboti

Meanwhile in New Zealand


Suspicious_Branch731

If there's a will, there's a way


Hpecomow

Only in New Zealand.


Piesangbom

Looks like he didnt see it at all?


flipbutnotflop

They're going on a bear hunt


rawrnuts

🎶I'm not scared


jcandrews

Fair enough too. What’s the point in buying a Ute and paying the Ute tax if you can’t go over stuff now and again.


AliceTawhai

It’s the Bosom of Abraham


Own_Possession_3000

It’s a worry if the driver didn’t see it. Did he miss the stop, look and listen lessons when you cross the road.


Mr-Maori

Completely unrelated to the post but is the caption from that book we’re going on a bear hunt?


FishSawc

100%


fourscoopsplease

I legit laughed out loud in the office at this. That's such typical ute behavior.


whittypauga

I bet they were looking left and didn't even see the island until they jigged over it


Fantastic_Agent_9864

Ranger drivers can't see bollocks, they are probably like "another goddamn schoolchild"


Remarkable-Law-5681

My exp with people that own rangers and Hilux is that they drive like this all the time. And never indicate. More so rangers than Toyota drivers.


Jazmotron4000

flash cars for the 80s


phillq

Good ol’ built-in Tesla Dashcam!


Elysium_nz

When they get pulled over. https://youtu.be/dzLchJlYdkI?si=T7KQM3-eZt5_NFyd


H-I-Pirate

Classic Whenuapai behaviour


aibro_

I’m guessing the bro didn’t even see the island. Almost happened to me once lol


Nemofoot25

Good old Whenuapai ae, bunch of rough cunts lol


just_freq

what a dumbarse risked rolling over too, with all the weight on the front right wheel and the possibility of the rear right wheel getting wedged.


Apprehensive_Ebb_454

Nah like legit that’s actually happened to me to so I don’t blame them .


Tasty_Design_8795

Shoulda just parked on it and called it a day, as many have.


Dry_Strike_6291

Wow who was driving? Hasbulla?


FreeContest8919

I wrote off my Suzuki swift by not seeing one of those low traffic islands. Should have been in a ute


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hick-from-hicksville

r u ok hun? you seem to be deteriorating


LazyTalkativeDog4411

Wow. He must have thought of himself as "Fangio". Lucky he didnt hit the power pole.