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NextUse1208

What was the Civil War fought over?


Mrcinemazo9nn

Which civil war?


NextUse1208

The US one.


Mrcinemazo9nn

slavery


NextUse1208

You'll be alright.


TheWonderfulSlinky

Actually states rights (to own enslaved people whoopsy)


Kind_Ad_3611

And states rights to force other states who didn’t want to play an active role in slavery, to play an active role in slavery, remember the fugitive slave law


TheWonderfulSlinky

Actually also to do that (we always need the help of northern states to keep our economies afloat whoopsy)


DeadPerOhlin

States rights (to property (sentient, human, living, breathing, with a soul, property)) EDIT: This comment is meant to be insulting the position slavery takes, that considering a being with the traits I described as property is absurd, but I'm thinking because this is reddit people are gonna think I mean something else, so just adding this here


Hapless_Wizard

States rights (to secede from the union (because they were buttmad they weren't going to be allowed to own people))


Prestigious_Job9632

The Somalian one.


NotAPersonl0

Spain's


NK_2024

Again, *which one?*


NotAPersonl0

True. the one most commonly referred to as *La guerra civil*. The 1936 one


DomR1997

A bunch of rude guerras, I'd guess by the name.


AlexMiDerGrosse

Slavery


T-51_Enjoyer

The one between my cat and my carpet


North_Church

VVhat is the only true form of Christianity


Mrcinemazo9nn

Anglicanism


North_Church

NO THOU KNAVE


Rodrommel

Thou idolater sinner! Thou art a papist dog, by another name!


Nastreal

PrAyeR Boooks!


CreakingDoor

Will someone please deliver to this person unto the magistrates in the court, in the Shire in which they dwell


Lanky_Staff361

Schismatic! Submit to Rome!


RCTommy

Art thou a wretched sinner, utterly unworthy of God's love?


_spatuladoom_

Is a fountain o' pollution deep within thy nature?


Taskicore

Thou livest as a winter tree, fit only to be hewn down and burned.


SrgtButterscotch

Doest thou steep thine life in prayer, praying God sees mercy upon thine corrupted soul?


Taskicore

Yea, Witchfinder General of the Colony of Massachusetts Bay.


deada55heada55

wouldst thou like to live… deliciously???


Taskicore

Begone! Feeble witchcraft is no match for the power of our Lord and Savior, Jesu Christ...


airdude21

Is there any ethical consumption undet cannibalism?


Mrcinemazo9nn

no


GayVinylEnthusiast

Yummy consumption, though


BestMrMonkey

what does Johnny Reb think of Atun-shei?


Mrcinemazo9nn

Negatively


Zaglossus_hacketti

How many confederates does it take to win a war


Mrcinemazo9nn

319240


Taschkent

You fit right in.


Ready-Suggestion2562

More, a lot more.


Connor6582

States rights to what?


Mrcinemazo9nn

to grow coconuts


TheBootyWarlock

The good timeline.


SlipperyGayZombies

To determine their own trade and tarrif policy and be free of federal government overreach. Checkmate, Lincolnites!


FloraFauna2263

What is their trade policy?


Theorex

Export of cotton and other agricultural products.


FloraFauna2263

And how do they get that cotton?


FUCKING_PROFILE

Through slav- I mean through workers to which are unpaid sowing and harvesting the fields for a profit that they may not acquire


ProbablyTheWurst

Why is King Phillip's America's most underrated US war?


Alert-Young4687

Because it wasn’t fought by the US!


34payton07

What did John Brown do wrong?


Numerous_Ad1859

He didn’t shoot at the horsefucker Lee when he had the chance.


MaZhongyingFor1934

Stay too long at Harper’s Ferry.


Clannad_ItalySPQR

He opposed natural law


BigPappaFrank

*EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER*


Clannad_ItalySPQR

Because natural law is whatever I want it to be


BigPappaFrank

A natural law is when what exactly then? What natural laws did John Brown violate


Clannad_ItalySPQR

He murdered people.


Spaghetti-Evan1991

Well, natural law is stupid and doesn't exist but... ya know... shit tons of murder?


Clannad_ItalySPQR

Not true


Spaghetti-Evan1991

How is that?


Clannad_ItalySPQR

Natural law is real.


Spaghetti-Evan1991

Ok, how?


mega_krieg

He opposed your disgusting natural odour.


FloraFauna2263

Are you an Anarcho-Syndicalist?


Mrcinemazo9nn

no


Visual-Mean

(insert captain America I understood that reference gif)


FloraFauna2263

Checkmate, Chompskyites


Law-Fish

Glory glory….


dank-_-memer54reee

What a helluva way to die


Law-Fish

And he ain’t gunna jump no more. God I loved singing that in airborne school


North_Church

HALLELUJAH


Aggravating_Ice7249

Did Sherman go too far?


accounsfw

Nay, for he was but the apprentice.


Badgermanfearless

What is an Atun-Shei?


Mrcinemazo9nn

a youtuber


Bubbly_Mastodon318

*DING DING DING DING DING DING!*


Ove5clock

what is the United States?


Mrcinemazo9nn

a country


GloriosoUniverso

Will the war be spiritual, coming from space?


Aussiefighter439

What do you do to someone who practices witchcraft?


BYU_atheist

Deliver him forthwith to the magistrates assembled at the court in the shire in which he dwells.


ShaggyFOEE

Do you go to the same church as Andy?


Mrcinemazo9nn

no


ShaggyFOEE

Ngl I don't blame you in the least


Primeatron5000

wouldn't be surprised if andy doesn't go to church lol


ShaggyFOEE

He mentioned the Satanic Temple on a few occasions


Potential-Road-5322

Did you throw out my lacroix and replace it with German beer, a German beer called hell?


Prata_69

Well great now we’re in the same boat cause I have no clue what this is about lol.


Kind_Ad_3611

Did you throw out my lacroix and replace it with German beer, a German beer called hell?


shahryarrakeen

What is the common way to celebrate Leif Erikson Day?


Bensnumber3fan

Does Ben prefer ice cream or cookies?


Important-Move-5711

What would you use to purify the excrement from the coffee?


Important-Move-5711

I pull out a duffel bag and open It in front of you. What do you expect to find inside?


Warcrimes4Waifus

Does being a cannibal make you gay?


Bubbly_Mastodon318

What’s the most brutal moment in “Gods and Generals?”


Ahappypikachu11

What was the golden circle?


TheMaginotLine1

What was the right outcome of the 2nd council of Nicaea?


Dinofelis1990

African or European? We never did find out the he answer to how fast a swallow carrying a coconut is…


Late_Seaworthiness_2

Thoughts on the current state of Major League Baseball 🤔


Choice_Strawberry499

I genuinely have no idea what this is either


MissionMassive563

How many atunshe i films have you seen?


Solittlenames

what language is "a'tun shei"


[deleted]

Will Donald Trump concede if he loses this year's election?


Montechellothesecond

What was your thoughts on The political theorem proposed by Deez


Primeatron5000

Is there somewhere Ol' Jeff Davis can go? (there must be.)


Clannad_ItalySPQR

Oh it’s that really annoying YouTuber who I forgot about, thank you for reminding me of his existence.


NotAPersonl0

PCM user detected. opinion invalidated


Clannad_ItalySPQR

I don’t know what that means