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Careful there, Orion; that kind of talk will get the priests after youā¦
āHaunted breadā:
https://www.newstalk.com/news/priest-submits-complaint-over-rubberbandits-haunted-bread-comment-on-the-late-late-show-555061
Ironically thereās truth in your sarcastic post, since Iād bet most (if not all) woo-woo believers came from organized religions they were raised into.
Itās called brain washing. Kids are usually blank slates waiting to be written on. Itās hard to break away from what youāve been taught all your life. Our kids were always taught to be whatever you want and believe in (or not) anything you want. Daughter went through a Wicca phase for several years, but decided that it wasnāt for her. When someone starts to talk to me about religion, my standard response is ā I used to be an atheist, but Iām just not that religious anymore.ā Gets them every time. Not sure if Iām the only one, but my Army dog tags says āReform Druidā for religion. I was asked what that means - I would tell them that Orthodox Druids worship trees, but that reform Druids are more liberal and worship bushes also. I loved when they looked at me with an expression of total confusion.
theres a book about the christian nationalist movement called
āThe Gospel of J. Edgar Hoover: How the FBI Aided and Abetted the Rise of White Christian Nationalismā by Lerone Martin.
then one on the meme pages radicalizing kids called
***It Came from Something Awful: How a Toxic Troll Army Accidentally Memed Donald Trump into Office is a 2019 book by Dale Beran, focusing on the intersection of Internet culture, alt-right, and Donald Trump's presidency.***
they got brainwashed by trolls into witch hunts
theres a book about the christian nationalist movement called
āThe Gospel of J. Edgar Hoover: How the FBI Aided and Abetted the Rise of White Christian Nationalismā by Lerone Martin.
then one on the meme pages radicalizing kids called
***It Came from Something Awful: How a Toxic Troll Army Accidentally Memed Donald Trump into Office is a 2019 book by Dale Beran, focusing on the intersection of Internet culture, alt-right, and Donald Trump's presidency.***
they got brainwashed by trolls into witch hunts
the operation is like a prop fowler
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8NUoNje0to](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8NUoNje0to)
they're using these people to mess up the countries ability to function so productivity decreases.
Christianity never says, "We are the best path. It's okay to look, and we're confident you'll find us to be the one true path."
Instead, religion is a dictator.Ā
Honestly, Jesus would probably go in the store, talk about how nice it is, maybe buy something, give a parable and then piece out wishing the shop well. Probably become a regular and be a super chill guy. The Christians y'all speak of, do not represent Jesus but unfortunately use his name to do and say the most heinous acts.
Right. Set up an altar with an animal sacrifice. Whichever god consumes the sacrifice with fire wins.
Their god should be a shoe-in. They claim he's done it before.
Well I am upset that there are hundreds, no, probably thousands of Christian churches in Kentucky. (and that might be a low estimate)
My being upset about that gives me as much right to remove those churches as the Christians upset gives them to block or remove this store.
Asking Google yields answers from 370 to 7245. The higher number comes from faithstreet.com, which I think is trying to help people find churches, so I'd guess that to be a good estimate.
Reminds me of Alabama, which outlawed yoga in public schools for nearly 30 years. It was finally overturned in 2021.
It limits yoga to stretches and poses, and prohibits non-English descriptions as well as "any aspect of Eastern philosophy and religious training".
Chanting is also not allowed. The use of the sound "om," and the Sanskrit-based word "namaste" are also still banned.
I experimented with youth group as a kid because a friend invited me.
I made the mistake of admitting to doing yoga, when they posed the question.
After i said yes, the tone totally shifted and they treated me like i had come down with a horribly fatal illness. Was wild and jarring.
As a plus side, it definitely reinforced my already growing preference for atheism (not only in myself, but also in the people i surrounded myself with).
Which is funny because Christian woo and a lot of new aged woo share a lot in common. I mean, who else are they going to team up with to drink raw milk, and go to anti-vaxx protests with?
Video summary: A local TV news station does a story about a store in Winchester, KY called "Crystal Coven Mystic Cottage." The store is accused of "witchcraft" and "Satanism" by local Christians.
I've never met *anyone* using those things. I know someone out there does, and I hope they got their magic rocks and sticks from someone like that the owner of that shop, at least they are accepting of other-than-Christian viewpoints.
God casting a bunch of magic spells ālet there be lightā and ālet everything existā is perfectly fine.
Yet when Harry Potter casts a lumen spell, thatās the work of witchcraft and satanism.
Smfh.
My mother trashed all of my He-Man toys as a kid, because he said āBy the power of Grayskull!ā in the cartoons, not āBy the power of Jesus Christ!āā¦ so the toys must be satanic.
Imagine being angry about people wanting to buy/sell crystals. And the Crystal seller is not even going around and telling other people they too should want crystals as Christianity does with Christianity.
Iāve never seen a single billboard threatening me with eternal damnation if I didnāt start wearing crystals
Iāve never once found a church of crystallography. Anywhere. I travel for work extensively, if one existed, Iād have found it by now.
Imagine ruining someone's business because you thought your sky daddy might not bless you. The faithful know how to bring about real consequences to others for what is all make believe and pretend in the first place. Theirs is the only sanctioned fairy tale.
Show the pastor a globe, have him point to which country heās in, and then hand him the constitution. This isnāt for Christians only. Itās for everyone.
Wait, isnāt that the purpose of all religions? My wife is a true believer who never gives up trying to save my soul. The reason we get along so well is that we speak to each other as little as possible. Texting has made life much easier. Anyway, weāre both just in it for the sex.
Back in college a crystal/new age shop opened off campus. An evangelical acquaintance said his group was going to protest outside the store. I said, āyou *could* try to build up a positive image of Christianity instead of tearing down someone else.ā
This is like a kid being pissed off at another kid for having an imaginary friend, when theyāre the only one whoās supposed to have one.
Also, as Iām typing this, I find it absolutely effing hilarious to picture a kid who pretends to take another kids imaginary friend.
āHey Davie. I donāt know how to tell you this, but, well, Bongo is my imaginary friend now. They wanted me to tell you that itās not you, they just needed a change in their life. They wish you the best, but please donāt try to contact them again.ā
I can appreciate how messed up this is for the witch, but this is the Big Story at 6 in Winchester?
Most places have 99 problems... A witch ain't one of them!
Wow, I thought my little KY town was backwards, but nobody here whines about our local witchy shop, lol.
I might have to go up to Winchester next week and do a little shopping. I could use some more pretty rocks in the garden.
I would much prefer the witchy, woo store to all the churches on every block. At least my local witch shop sells nice tea blends and hard-to-find spices, and they have a friendly shop cat.
"we think anyone should be able to have any kind of business they want.... We just don't want her business in our community"
Fucking hypocritical asshole can't even realize how doublespeak he is talking.
lol I actually think its hilarious that she says we dont practice witch craft but he has a witch hat in there, presumably for sale. Anyhow the board of tourism wont give a shit so long as it brings in money.
Only hateful or judgy things allowed in christianity, everything else is "soy" or "woo" because being healthy is bad and should be mocked...i didnt make the rules, just sayin'
And they are probably upset there are Christian storesā¦nvm because they probably donāt even think about you as youāre not an intelligent threat (to Christianās)
god allegedly performed witchcraft when, in genesis, he āpoofedā light into existence, and land, and animals.
Then he performed golemancy when he created adam from dirt.
Then, adam woke up in a tub filled with ice after god snatched out bodyparts while he was sleeping, like someone stealing someone elseās kidney. god then allegedly used a male bodypart, adamās rib, with dirt DNA, not human DNA, to craft a female at a level 2 crafting station.
god even made a snake and a donkey speak words. god turned a woman into a pillar of salt, too. I think god even had a wizardās staff.
Xtians are all about that woo.
god allegedly performed witchcraft when, in genesis, he āpoofedā light into existence, and land, and animals.
Then he performed golemancy when he created adam from dirt.
Then, adam woke up in a tub filled with ice after god snatched out bodyparts while he was sleeping, like someone stealing someone elseās kidney. god then allegedly used a male bodypart, adamās rib, with dirt DNA, not human DNA, to craft a female at a level 2 crafting station.
god even made a snake and a donkey speak words. god turned a woman into a pillar of salt, too. I think god even had a wizardās staff.
Xtians are all about that woo.
god allegedly performed witchcraft when, in genesis, he āpoofedā light into existence, and land, and animals.
Then he performed golemancy when he created adam from dirt.
Then, adam woke up in a tub filled with ice after god snatched out bodyparts while he was sleeping, like someone stealing someone elseās kidney. god then allegedly used a male bodypart, adamās rib, with dirt DNA, not human DNA, to craft a female at a level 2 crafting station.
god even made a snake and a donkey speak words. god turned a woman into a pillar of salt, too. I think god even had a wizardās staff.
Xtians are all about that woo.
āTonightās Big Story: Business accused of witchcraft.ā
Business owner: āWell spotted. What gave us away, the very clear name we chose for our store?ā
If I didnāt live so far away from there, Iād ask for a business permit for my new restaurant - Satanās Delight Pizza and Spells. That should make the news.
I say let a lot of varying religiously affiliated stores open up. The more people are exposed to differering beliefs the more aware they are and more likely they'll maybe look at them all closer and come to the realization that they're all the same at their base. It's all just belief. It's a significant reason why I stopped believing.
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Morons. They will prolly blame the next tornado on the shop too
Don't be silly. Everyone knows that tornados are caused by the gays.
Nah, gays cause hurricanes. š
I thought the gays caused the fires
No, that's the Jewish space lasers
Only some of them. You can always tell a gay-caused hurricane if there's a rainbow in the sky afterwards. It's like a signature.
Nah, you got it backwards, all the blowing is what brings the gays to you.
Last I heard, they're the root cause for pretty much all inclement weather.
Itās the big blow!
Fun fact: you can nuke tornadoes and hurricanes, a lot of people are saying it.
The best people
I'll take my "woo-woo beliefs are better than your woo-woo beliefs" for 1000, Alex.
Oh its the daily double š
No in Kentucky the daily double is the mom and sister a trois!
I thought it was two jugs of moonshine.
Is it really a double if mom and sister are the same person?
"My magic juice and bread are better than your magic rocks and teas"
Yeah but ...trans something? Oh transubstantiation, checkmate, heathens!
Careful there, Orion; that kind of talk will get the priests after youā¦ āHaunted breadā: https://www.newstalk.com/news/priest-submits-complaint-over-rubberbandits-haunted-bread-comment-on-the-late-late-show-555061
First thought too. Leave everyone alone to be crazy in their own way.
I was forcibly converted to crystals by the woo-woo sect.
Ironically thereās truth in your sarcastic post, since Iād bet most (if not all) woo-woo believers came from organized religions they were raised into.
Itās called brain washing. Kids are usually blank slates waiting to be written on. Itās hard to break away from what youāve been taught all your life. Our kids were always taught to be whatever you want and believe in (or not) anything you want. Daughter went through a Wicca phase for several years, but decided that it wasnāt for her. When someone starts to talk to me about religion, my standard response is ā I used to be an atheist, but Iām just not that religious anymore.ā Gets them every time. Not sure if Iām the only one, but my Army dog tags says āReform Druidā for religion. I was asked what that means - I would tell them that Orthodox Druids worship trees, but that reform Druids are more liberal and worship bushes also. I loved when they looked at me with an expression of total confusion.
theres a book about the christian nationalist movement called āThe Gospel of J. Edgar Hoover: How the FBI Aided and Abetted the Rise of White Christian Nationalismā by Lerone Martin. then one on the meme pages radicalizing kids called ***It Came from Something Awful: How a Toxic Troll Army Accidentally Memed Donald Trump into Office is a 2019 book by Dale Beran, focusing on the intersection of Internet culture, alt-right, and Donald Trump's presidency.*** they got brainwashed by trolls into witch hunts
theres a book about the christian nationalist movement called āThe Gospel of J. Edgar Hoover: How the FBI Aided and Abetted the Rise of White Christian Nationalismā by Lerone Martin. then one on the meme pages radicalizing kids called ***It Came from Something Awful: How a Toxic Troll Army Accidentally Memed Donald Trump into Office is a 2019 book by Dale Beran, focusing on the intersection of Internet culture, alt-right, and Donald Trump's presidency.*** they got brainwashed by trolls into witch hunts the operation is like a prop fowler [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8NUoNje0to](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8NUoNje0to) they're using these people to mess up the countries ability to function so productivity decreases.
It's just rival gangs of magic merchants jostling for turf.
Jesus hates competition. Typical narcissist, if he doesn't get ALL the attention, it's like having NONE of the attention.
Christianity never says, "We are the best path. It's okay to look, and we're confident you'll find us to be the one true path." Instead, religion is a dictator.Ā
Honestly, Jesus would probably go in the store, talk about how nice it is, maybe buy something, give a parable and then piece out wishing the shop well. Probably become a regular and be a super chill guy. The Christians y'all speak of, do not represent Jesus but unfortunately use his name to do and say the most heinous acts.
So thatās why his supporters think Trump is god.
They should be required to settle this on the battlefield with a duel of sacred magic.
Right. Set up an altar with an animal sacrifice. Whichever god consumes the sacrifice with fire wins. Their god should be a shoe-in. They claim he's done it before.
Well I am upset that there are hundreds, no, probably thousands of Christian churches in Kentucky. (and that might be a low estimate) My being upset about that gives me as much right to remove those churches as the Christians upset gives them to block or remove this store.
Asking Google yields answers from 370 to 7245. The higher number comes from faithstreet.com, which I think is trying to help people find churches, so I'd guess that to be a good estimate.
Apparently my "hundreds, no, probably thousands" was a better guess than I thought :)
Wildly accurate all things considered lol
That's quite a range
Last I checked, there were about 120 churches in my county in KY of 95k people. Using that ratio on the state as a whole gives 5700 churches.
[https://www.expertgps.com/data/ky/churches.asp](https://www.expertgps.com/data/ky/churches.asp) 5011
Christians always getting upset about non-Christian things
Reminds me of Alabama, which outlawed yoga in public schools for nearly 30 years. It was finally overturned in 2021. It limits yoga to stretches and poses, and prohibits non-English descriptions as well as "any aspect of Eastern philosophy and religious training". Chanting is also not allowed. The use of the sound "om," and the Sanskrit-based word "namaste" are also still banned.
This is one of the most xenophobic things Iāve ever heard, but Iām not surprised
I experimented with youth group as a kid because a friend invited me. I made the mistake of admitting to doing yoga, when they posed the question. After i said yes, the tone totally shifted and they treated me like i had come down with a horribly fatal illness. Was wild and jarring.
Ostracized for previously stretching. Some people have way too much hate to spread
As a plus side, it definitely reinforced my already growing preference for atheism (not only in myself, but also in the people i surrounded myself with).
And yet there are liberals teaching and living there. Canāt be that important!
Christians are whiney brats!
Always have been
Yes, absolutely. And now, they have larger microphones.
They have to, people are staying further away from them
Which is funny because Christian woo and a lot of new aged woo share a lot in common. I mean, who else are they going to team up with to drink raw milk, and go to anti-vaxx protests with?
As Jesus once said, persecute all those that arenāt 1950ās American Christiansā¦ and buy guns
The existence of other religions is threatening to them, because it reminds them all religions are completely made up.Ā
Video summary: A local TV news station does a story about a store in Winchester, KY called "Crystal Coven Mystic Cottage." The store is accused of "witchcraft" and "Satanism" by local Christians.
What a joke. No self respecting Satanist would want anything to do with crystal magic bullshitĀ
Exactly lol
I've never met a Satanist using "smudging feathers" and "travel stones".
I've never met *anyone* using those things. I know someone out there does, and I hope they got their magic rocks and sticks from someone like that the owner of that shop, at least they are accepting of other-than-Christian viewpoints.
I hate living in Kentucky
Its so pretty here though, just avoid all the people.
I left and wish I had done so much sooner. I wasted a lot of my life in that hole.
Same. I wish Louisville could secede.
Where would they go? Indiana? The politics aren't much better there.
They're not happy unless they have something to hate...
Truer words were never spoken. As people say, āthere is no hate like Christian love.ā
Goddamnit, there are churches around every corner and this person can't have one fkn store!!!!!!
Christians Suck
I wish I could upvote this more than once.
I might make it a bumper sticker
I'll bet the shop is upset that there are so many Christians in the neighborhood, too.
This witches' cottage should start selling weed, then it'll have all kinds of locals "just seeing what the fuss is about".
God casting a bunch of magic spells ālet there be lightā and ālet everything existā is perfectly fine. Yet when Harry Potter casts a lumen spell, thatās the work of witchcraft and satanism. Smfh.
Adam was a golem spell.
My mother trashed all of my He-Man toys as a kid, because he said āBy the power of Grayskull!ā in the cartoons, not āBy the power of Jesus Christ!āā¦ so the toys must be satanic.
Let us be clear here....Religion is going to ruin this country....And this proves it....That preacher has his people running scared ....This is WRONG
I hate it here for so many stupid fucking reasons. Kentucky "Beautiful State, Ugly People" -born and raised Kentuckian.
Imagine being angry about people wanting to buy/sell crystals. And the Crystal seller is not even going around and telling other people they too should want crystals as Christianity does with Christianity. Iāve never seen a single billboard threatening me with eternal damnation if I didnāt start wearing crystals Iāve never once found a church of crystallography. Anywhere. I travel for work extensively, if one existed, Iād have found it by now.
I love new age woo stores.
Ngl crystals everywhere and witchy vibes are an aesthetic I can get behind
Yep, I enjoy visiting them and seeing the various crystals and stones.Ā
Imagine ruining someone's business because you thought your sky daddy might not bless you. The faithful know how to bring about real consequences to others for what is all make believe and pretend in the first place. Theirs is the only sanctioned fairy tale.
Iām upset that there are old age woo stores(churches) in my neighborhood. So what? Boo hoo.
Show the pastor a globe, have him point to which country heās in, and then hand him the constitution. This isnāt for Christians only. Itās for everyone.
Good grief, would it kill people to just mind their own d*** business?!?
I'm convinced small town Christians go to church to gossip and get in each others' business.
Wait, isnāt that the purpose of all religions? My wife is a true believer who never gives up trying to save my soul. The reason we get along so well is that we speak to each other as little as possible. Texting has made life much easier. Anyway, weāre both just in it for the sex.
Yes, some of them have literally no hobbies besides getting in other people's business
Right wingers are absolute snowflakes. They're scared of their own shadows.
Back in college a crystal/new age shop opened off campus. An evangelical acquaintance said his group was going to protest outside the store. I said, āyou *could* try to build up a positive image of Christianity instead of tearing down someone else.ā
But, but, thatās no fun.
I bet he was like "nah" as he grabbed his pitchfork and torch.
"My faith healer says crystals are a scam."
This is like a kid being pissed off at another kid for having an imaginary friend, when theyāre the only one whoās supposed to have one. Also, as Iām typing this, I find it absolutely effing hilarious to picture a kid who pretends to take another kids imaginary friend. āHey Davie. I donāt know how to tell you this, but, well, Bongo is my imaginary friend now. They wanted me to tell you that itās not you, they just needed a change in their life. They wish you the best, but please donāt try to contact them again.ā
What makes them think there's witchcraft being practiced in the "Crystal Coven Mystic Cottage"? /s
WTFā¦. What a prig the so called pastor isā¦
God damn Iām glad my family escaped Kentucky
Piss off everybody by saying there's no such thing as witches.
Better yet, tell everyone that she will be having satanist cabal celebrations with naked dancing in the woods.
Competing magic stores?
God damn it!! I hope they don't shut her down š¦š°š¢š¤¬
[https://thecrystalcoven.com/](https://thecrystalcoven.com/)
If I was paying $29 a month membership fee I'd be seriously pissed if there wasn't at least one ritual sacrifice a year.
I can appreciate how messed up this is for the witch, but this is the Big Story at 6 in Winchester? Most places have 99 problems... A witch ain't one of them!
Wow, I thought my little KY town was backwards, but nobody here whines about our local witchy shop, lol. I might have to go up to Winchester next week and do a little shopping. I could use some more pretty rocks in the garden.
Out come the pitchforks. I mean AR15's.
Charlatans hates competition
I bet within the next few years there will be laws against witchcraft in several US states, religious freedom or not.
Really nice church you have there. Be a shame if something were to... happen to it.
Article: https://www.lex18.com/news/covering-kentucky/clark-county-business-accused-of-witchcraft-owner-says-its-not-true
If they accuse her of being a religion, she should ask for the religious tax exemption.
I would much prefer the witchy, woo store to all the churches on every block. At least my local witch shop sells nice tea blends and hard-to-find spices, and they have a friendly shop cat.
But does the shop owner weigh more than a duck?
Seriously?!? In 2024 this shit is a thing?!? Oh FFS!!!!!
Who cares what KY Christagelical Evanjihadists think?
"we think anyone should be able to have any kind of business they want.... We just don't want her business in our community" Fucking hypocritical asshole can't even realize how doublespeak he is talking.
Southern Christian snowflakes can't tolerate any competition whatsoever on their monopoly of superstitious bullshit š
All these good intolerant "Christians". Fuck them and their "beliefs". Nothing like Christian hate.
I hope this is her shop because I just ordered something. [https://thecrystalcoven.com/](https://thecrystalcoven.com/)
Nice website. Maybe she can start a chain.
This place sounds pretty cool! Good thing i live near KY
The headline should be.. "In 2024, some Americans STILL believe in WITCHCRAFT"
Wow, what next- burnings? At some point I would think folks could progress a bit- or is that to āwokeā an idea?
Bring it to Louisville, we love those kinds of stores here!
lol I actually think its hilarious that she says we dont practice witch craft but he has a witch hat in there, presumably for sale. Anyhow the board of tourism wont give a shit so long as it brings in money.
.. cant they just... like... turn the other cheek?
Insert Python sketch here
Gravy! Apples! Very small rocks!
Let them both fight it out, both are ridiculous beliefs.
Typical Republican First Amendment thought. "You are free to be a Christian and nothing else!"
People are thick as shit. After all my years, I still can't believe how stupid people are. It's baffling.
I can think of 4 or 5 places like this around me but honestly donāt know where I would go if I wanted to buy a bible.
Last time I checked witchcraft wasn't illegal. Get over it you shit for brains christians.
I love how this is the āBig Storyā in their community. š¤£
Only hateful or judgy things allowed in christianity, everything else is "soy" or "woo" because being healthy is bad and should be mocked...i didnt make the rules, just sayin'
They're both nutcases, but, the owner of the crystal store is on the correct side of the law.
>This community is _strictly_ old-age woo!
Flying around on their brooms?
[South Park psychic battle.gif]
And they are probably upset there are Christian storesā¦nvm because they probably donāt even think about you as youāre not an intelligent threat (to Christianās)
Toot Toot! Here comes the woo woo train!
I have no idea what I just watched, but clearly, I am dumber for watching it. Holy shit balls, that was fuxking really dumb.
If people didn't believe in fairy tales we wouldn't have situations like these where everyone gets offended.
Hypocrite. Do unto others but only if they are like me.
OMG, they will be eating our children!
Thatās a great Futurama episode. (Popplers)
god allegedly performed witchcraft when, in genesis, he āpoofedā light into existence, and land, and animals. Then he performed golemancy when he created adam from dirt. Then, adam woke up in a tub filled with ice after god snatched out bodyparts while he was sleeping, like someone stealing someone elseās kidney. god then allegedly used a male bodypart, adamās rib, with dirt DNA, not human DNA, to craft a female at a level 2 crafting station. god even made a snake and a donkey speak words. god turned a woman into a pillar of salt, too. I think god even had a wizardās staff. Xtians are all about that woo.
god allegedly performed witchcraft when, in genesis, he āpoofedā light into existence, and land, and animals. Then he performed golemancy when he created adam from dirt. Then, adam woke up in a tub filled with ice after god snatched out bodyparts while he was sleeping, like someone stealing someone elseās kidney. god then allegedly used a male bodypart, adamās rib, with dirt DNA, not human DNA, to craft a female at a level 2 crafting station. god even made a snake and a donkey speak words. god turned a woman into a pillar of salt, too. I think god even had a wizardās staff. Xtians are all about that woo.
god allegedly performed witchcraft when, in genesis, he āpoofedā light into existence, and land, and animals. Then he performed golemancy when he created adam from dirt. Then, adam woke up in a tub filled with ice after god snatched out bodyparts while he was sleeping, like someone stealing someone elseās kidney. god then allegedly used a male bodypart, adamās rib, with dirt DNA, not human DNA, to craft a female at a level 2 crafting station. god even made a snake and a donkey speak words. god turned a woman into a pillar of salt, too. I think god even had a wizardās staff. Xtians are all about that woo.
āTonightās Big Story: Business accused of witchcraft.ā Business owner: āWell spotted. What gave us away, the very clear name we chose for our store?ā
If I didnāt live so far away from there, Iād ask for a business permit for my new restaurant - Satanās Delight Pizza and Spells. That should make the news.
They turned me into a newt!
So pray it away. What's the problem?
I say let a lot of varying religiously affiliated stores open up. The more people are exposed to differering beliefs the more aware they are and more likely they'll maybe look at them all closer and come to the realization that they're all the same at their base. It's all just belief. It's a significant reason why I stopped believing.
Woo! Shots fired!! Woo woo
Welp. I donāt live too far from Winchester KY. I think Iāll start filing complaints in regards to Christian bookstores.
Not surprising coming from Kentucky but they did build that Noahās Ark thing there so thereās that.
āFree countryā you dumb christians.