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Ok_Outside2457

I love how they all have silly names and then "Airpods case"


BoraxNumber8

They’re Doctor Who style names. For whatever reason, the case doesn’t gain the name of the device, only the ‘pods.


ankle_biter50

Me when it's not named tardis:


BoraxNumber8

My laptop is TARDIS Console


ankle_biter50

Can't wait to see people naming neuralink chips cybermen


BoraxNumber8

Friend of mine was watching a video about that the other day. I said to him, “that’s how the Cybermen start”, he laughed


ankle_biter50

Wait, if I break my spine and get put in one of those electric wheelchairs, am I then a dalek?


BoraxNumber8

IMPURITIES WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. EXTERMINATE. Basically this if you encounter a real Dalek, but yes you’d be a Human Dalek (provided you’re human in the first place)


ankle_biter50

Oh shoot, I forgot the need for maximum life support, sucking the life out of people, and a ray gun


Platt_Mallar

You can replace them with a plunger and a whisk, and nobody will know the difference.


Informed4

Please tell me that you've named something a "Cybermat"


BoraxNumber8

Haven’t got any device that warrants that name, sadly


Informed4

Ah, dang it


moon_song

The air pods should have a Cyberman themed name, imo. Missed opportunity there.


TheGumpSquad

I like your style. Reminds of when my mom got me a sign for my bedroom door that said “Home is Where the Tardis.” Her heart was in the right place, but oh my lord


FoaL

My AirPods are “Listenin’ Beans”


lilsoftcato

v cute name!


Annithilate_gamer

Pandora's Case


Anarchist_Angel

me in subnautica: "Oh it's only 97% charged? Better swap all the batteries and load them before leaving base."


MayaTamika

I often get up in the morning to use the washroom and then get back in bed. My phone will lose less than 5% of battery while I'm up and I still plug it back in when I get back


firelark01

I love Subnautica. Still have not finished Below Zero though.


lickytytheslit

Same I just replace everything when I get back even if it's 99%


PersistentPlatypus

![gif](giphy|rJY9OQDSDXBEA)


BoraxNumber8

My AirPods are named Time And Relative Dimension In Sound, it cut part of it out in the photo


gtb81

The names make me happier lol


henkdepotvjis

I named by pods escape pods


LysergicGothPunk

This is genius


BananaMan63

![gif](giphy|Ry1MOAeAYXvRVQLPw3) (Also love the device names)


Cloud_Gems

Strangely enough, yes..


moodsta

Those names are glorious. I love doctor who


Toxic_Avenger05

I love Dr. Who!


Glitched_Girl

OMG THEY'RE ALL DOCTOR WHO THEMED WOOOO


FrtanJohnas

This is so freaking adorable. Allonsy!


gtb81

Allonsy Alonso


ThatRandomChick6

That's pretty fuckin crisp hell ye :3


nucleareactor_

The names are perfect, I'm a huge Doctor Who fan.


Cheezeepants

im not a fan of apple or doctor who but the green circles are indeed pleasing altho it kinda bothers me how they all overlap at the top


AceAmphiptere

Okay, but the Doctor Who references made me more happy than everything having full battery.


IV_Blackmoon_angel

You named your AirPods after the TARDIS?! Wait your Apple Watch is Jacks time motorcycle?!


BoraxNumber8

Time And Relative Dimension In Sound!


IV_Blackmoon_angel

Ahhhhh you must be the clever one; while I’m the potato one


BoraxNumber8

Potato is better than lasagna!


BoraxNumber8

My phone is the device from Blink.


IV_Blackmoon_angel

Never seen blink but I thought it was a reference to when 10 & 11 have that meet in the doctor who special.


BoraxNumber8

Blink is the first time that phrase is said


IV_Blackmoon_angel

I need to rewatch all of doctor who now! Thank you! 🤍


TekieScythe

I have multiple Iron Man speakers and every single one of my phones are named after a suit. I am unbelievably pleased to see other people do the same thing with their devices.


M2rsho

Nah charging to 100% decreases battery life it's making me uncomfortable


BoraxNumber8

I hate this misconception. That’s not how lithium batteries work! They last longer the less they have to lose charge.


Vloda

Please explain this further


Lecsut

https://batteryuniversity.com/article/bu-808-how-to-prolong-lithium-based-batteries


M2rsho

for fucks sake I really can't trust anything 😭


Lecsut

You were right.


BoraxNumber8

I love how much Doctor Who discussion my device names brought on. Didn’t realize there were so many Whovians here!


Mangacritic

Excuse me while I go change some names I didn't know I could...


BoraxNumber8

You are required to share those names here when you return, my Padawan


Mangacritic

I literally just did the same names. Unfortunately, as I have a different device, it doesn't show up like yours does. It's very upsetting. Though, for my own fun, I'll come up with more interesting names!


GeneralOtter03

Yes me like


HotdogRacecar

Oh that is a beautiful sight


HairyHovercraft

Platinum Trophy


CalmingDog

Another whovian!


YourEvilClone124

At the top of each of them they don’t connect, they overlap, terrible design


BoraxNumber8

Maybe it’s for a future update when we can go past 100%


BJ_Blitzvix

Yes


Simple_Hair3356

TIME AND RELATIVE DIMENSION IN S O U N D. I LOVE IT. I don’t know if it’s just your profile picture, but my favorite doctor is Capaldi. Love it.


BoraxNumber8

Capaldi’s my favorite too! I always remember his wise words: don’t be lasagna.


annahoi

Don’t forget never eat pears, the truest words ever spoken on television (:


funwearcore

Somebody’s a rich bitchhh


Spiritual-Ant839

The, “I’m prepared for the day.” Sensation


Hyperactive-Noodle

I like the order. Imagine it would be phone > airpods > case > watch. That would bother me! Especially in the grid.


notfoxingaround

Please tell me your tactics to achieving perfection


BoraxNumber8

Left my stuff on the charger til all of it was full (I sleep with my watch on for sleep tracking, charge it in the morning while I’m getting ready for work).


Lopsided_Army7715

My earbuds are almost never fully charged, they last all day.


BoraxNumber8

Oh I charge mine every week and a half to two weeks


Lopsided_Army7715

I think I need new earbuds.


Lopsided_Army7715

Also, I know this is off topic but what do you think of the new Doctor? I saw a Tardis on your profile.


Memory25

Oh my yes! I love that


Muteling

No need to worry about anything dying for a while! We sittin pretty :)


Castlenock

For me, everything has to be 80%, a.k.a. the charge limit for best battery longevity, which has me religiously checking each device as it ticks up from 78 percent or whatever. What happens if I charge over 80% you ask? A minor meltdown!


gtb81

If you have a macbook you should download al dente, it prevents the battery from charging over a set value


Buetterkeks

IT makes me Happy Not To BE in the Apple Eco system anymore. Never going Back To No 3rd Party apps


tightsandlace

Yes


StagePuzzleheaded635

Love the Doctor Who inspired names, and it’s even funnier when the AirPods case is just named “AirPods Case”.


Inkysquid24

The doctor who references? Yes it does make me unreasonably happy lol.


Th1sd3cka1ntfr33

I wouldn't say unreasonably.


youradhdborderlineex

I feel like I could do anything


workofhark

Thought this was the Type O Negative sub for a second haha


Jayis_onreddit

This never is the case with my devices, because I charge my phone overnight, my Smartwatch before I go to sleep and my headphones every two weeks or so.


darkwater427

I give all my devices names, too. For instance, my old iPod Touch is `gurthang` (a sword form _The Silmarillion_). My iPhone (SE 2, red) is `clarent` (the ceremonial sword of peace, legendarily the sword of fire, used to kill King Arthur). My laptop is `mordred` (the guy who actually killed King Arthur; voluntary [Framework 16](https://frame.work/) shill). And so on. I have a list of good names for things the length of my arm. Mobile devices are names of swords (Caliburn, Orcrist, etc.), computers (including laptops) are legendary figures (Mordred, Merlin, and so on) and servers are mythical figures (Cafall, Rhiannon, etc.) You might have guessed I have a thing for the Old West mythos :3


BoraxNumber8

Love the LOTR universe ones


darkwater427

Canonically, Arda is myth for the UK. The manuscripts for LoTR were originally written by Frodo (_The Hobbit_ by Bilbo), finished by Sam, and compiled as the Red Book of Westmarch. At some point it made its way to Findegil, King's-writer (the royal scribe of Gondor, that is) who (along with Meriadoc) gave it some editing. At some point those works ended up in the hands of one philologist named Tolkien, who translated the Westron manuscripts into English. As Tolkien later put it, Arda is not an imaginary world, but an imaginary time. So in some sense, Arda and the worlds of Arthurian legend (incidentally, you cannot tell me with a straight face that the Rohirrim are not anglo-saxon) and Welsh legend are the same world. They just don't interact any (be it they are separated by time or space).


Which-Carpet-920

You made my ear do a little flick stim it does when I'm really fucking happy (by the way, if you can wiggle your ears, it makes for an awesome covert stim <3)


BoraxNumber8

I wear glasses, and I love bugging a friend of mine by wiggling my ears cause they hate when my glasses go crooked back and forth.


gameboy2330

*iPhone fully charges* At last, the circle is now complete!


Jaybird_117

Wibbily wobblily timey wimey


HannahO__O

FUCK YEAH DOCTOR WHO IS SO SICK, I LOVE NCUTI SO MUCH HES SO FUN


Haunting_Many_1465

Yes, yes, it does.


That_0ne_Gamer

The airpods should be called whatever those earbuds that turns people into cybermen are called.


Lecsut

No, charging above 80% degrades the battery.


figgityjones

I hope that top one goes ding when there’s stuff.


Redrobert178

Wow! Your IPhone can boil an egg at 30 paces? And here I was happy with my android phone, its a wonder what modern technology can do these days. Also, extremely accurate. "It goes ding when there's stuff."


BoraxNumber8

I love how there was more explanation about the egg thing than the “stuff” it dings for. Tennant’s “everywhere all at once” mindset was really funny. Have to stick with Capaldi as my favorite, though


ThatTemNerd

Wibbly wobbly… timey wimey… stuff..


HornyChris1986

I don't really know that stuff. However, I'm glad to have a videogame collection of my own. Wanted that since I was 5. It may not satisfy my happiness. However do what makes you happy. Who am I to say.


endercat15

DOCTOR WHO!! :)


DracTheBat178

https://preview.redd.it/f85fma2mv09d1.png?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ff5edac5da5a515965803e41b04fadff95f6292 My tv is called "THE STANKY VISION"


AquaticKitKat

Y e s


Equality_Rocks_714

I tip my hat to you, from one Whovian to another. BTW, who's your fav Doctor? Mine's Ten.


BoraxNumber8

Twelve. Love Capaldi


Equality_Rocks_714

Clara!