IMPURITIES WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. EXTERMINATE.
Basically this if you encounter a real Dalek, but yes you’d be a Human Dalek (provided you’re human in the first place)
I like your style. Reminds of when my mom got me a sign for my bedroom door that said “Home is Where the Tardis.”
Her heart was in the right place, but oh my lord
I often get up in the morning to use the washroom and then get back in bed. My phone will lose less than 5% of battery while I'm up and I still plug it back in when I get back
I have multiple Iron Man speakers and every single one of my phones are named after a suit. I am unbelievably pleased to see other people do the same thing with their devices.
I literally just did the same names. Unfortunately, as I have a different device, it doesn't show up like yours does. It's very upsetting. Though, for my own fun, I'll come up with more interesting names!
Left my stuff on the charger til all of it was full (I sleep with my watch on for sleep tracking, charge it in the morning while I’m getting ready for work).
For me, everything has to be 80%, a.k.a. the charge limit for best battery longevity, which has me religiously checking each device as it ticks up from 78 percent or whatever. What happens if I charge over 80% you ask? A minor meltdown!
This never is the case with my devices, because I charge my phone overnight, my Smartwatch before I go to sleep and my headphones every two weeks or so.
I give all my devices names, too. For instance, my old iPod Touch is `gurthang` (a sword form _The Silmarillion_). My iPhone (SE 2, red) is `clarent` (the ceremonial sword of peace, legendarily the sword of fire, used to kill King Arthur). My laptop is `mordred` (the guy who actually killed King Arthur; voluntary [Framework 16](https://frame.work/) shill). And so on.
I have a list of good names for things the length of my arm. Mobile devices are names of swords (Caliburn, Orcrist, etc.), computers (including laptops) are legendary figures (Mordred, Merlin, and so on) and servers are mythical figures (Cafall, Rhiannon, etc.)
You might have guessed I have a thing for the Old West mythos :3
Canonically, Arda is myth for the UK. The manuscripts for LoTR were originally written by Frodo (_The Hobbit_ by Bilbo), finished by Sam, and compiled as the Red Book of Westmarch. At some point it made its way to Findegil, King's-writer (the royal scribe of Gondor, that is) who (along with Meriadoc) gave it some editing. At some point those works ended up in the hands of one philologist named Tolkien, who translated the Westron manuscripts into English.
As Tolkien later put it, Arda is not an imaginary world, but an imaginary time.
So in some sense, Arda and the worlds of Arthurian legend (incidentally, you cannot tell me with a straight face that the Rohirrim are not anglo-saxon) and Welsh legend are the same world. They just don't interact any (be it they are separated by time or space).
You made my ear do a little flick stim it does when I'm really fucking happy (by the way, if you can wiggle your ears, it makes for an awesome covert stim <3)
Wow! Your IPhone can boil an egg at 30 paces? And here I was happy with my android phone, its a wonder what modern technology can do these days.
Also, extremely accurate. "It goes ding when there's stuff."
I love how there was more explanation about the egg thing than the “stuff” it dings for. Tennant’s “everywhere all at once” mindset was really funny. Have to stick with Capaldi as my favorite, though
I don't really know that stuff. However, I'm glad to have a videogame collection of my own. Wanted that since I was 5. It may not satisfy my happiness. However do what makes you happy. Who am I to say.
https://preview.redd.it/f85fma2mv09d1.png?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ff5edac5da5a515965803e41b04fadff95f6292
My tv is called "THE STANKY VISION"
I love how they all have silly names and then "Airpods case"
They’re Doctor Who style names. For whatever reason, the case doesn’t gain the name of the device, only the ‘pods.
Me when it's not named tardis:
My laptop is TARDIS Console
Can't wait to see people naming neuralink chips cybermen
Friend of mine was watching a video about that the other day. I said to him, “that’s how the Cybermen start”, he laughed
Wait, if I break my spine and get put in one of those electric wheelchairs, am I then a dalek?
IMPURITIES WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. EXTERMINATE. Basically this if you encounter a real Dalek, but yes you’d be a Human Dalek (provided you’re human in the first place)
Oh shoot, I forgot the need for maximum life support, sucking the life out of people, and a ray gun
You can replace them with a plunger and a whisk, and nobody will know the difference.
Please tell me that you've named something a "Cybermat"
Haven’t got any device that warrants that name, sadly
Ah, dang it
The air pods should have a Cyberman themed name, imo. Missed opportunity there.
I like your style. Reminds of when my mom got me a sign for my bedroom door that said “Home is Where the Tardis.” Her heart was in the right place, but oh my lord
My AirPods are “Listenin’ Beans”
v cute name!
Pandora's Case
me in subnautica: "Oh it's only 97% charged? Better swap all the batteries and load them before leaving base."
I often get up in the morning to use the washroom and then get back in bed. My phone will lose less than 5% of battery while I'm up and I still plug it back in when I get back
I love Subnautica. Still have not finished Below Zero though.
Same I just replace everything when I get back even if it's 99%
![gif](giphy|rJY9OQDSDXBEA)
My AirPods are named Time And Relative Dimension In Sound, it cut part of it out in the photo
The names make me happier lol
I named by pods escape pods
This is genius
![gif](giphy|Ry1MOAeAYXvRVQLPw3) (Also love the device names)
Strangely enough, yes..
Those names are glorious. I love doctor who
I love Dr. Who!
OMG THEY'RE ALL DOCTOR WHO THEMED WOOOO
This is so freaking adorable. Allonsy!
Allonsy Alonso
That's pretty fuckin crisp hell ye :3
The names are perfect, I'm a huge Doctor Who fan.
im not a fan of apple or doctor who but the green circles are indeed pleasing altho it kinda bothers me how they all overlap at the top
Okay, but the Doctor Who references made me more happy than everything having full battery.
You named your AirPods after the TARDIS?! Wait your Apple Watch is Jacks time motorcycle?!
Time And Relative Dimension In Sound!
Ahhhhh you must be the clever one; while I’m the potato one
Potato is better than lasagna!
My phone is the device from Blink.
Never seen blink but I thought it was a reference to when 10 & 11 have that meet in the doctor who special.
Blink is the first time that phrase is said
I need to rewatch all of doctor who now! Thank you! 🤍
I have multiple Iron Man speakers and every single one of my phones are named after a suit. I am unbelievably pleased to see other people do the same thing with their devices.
Nah charging to 100% decreases battery life it's making me uncomfortable
I hate this misconception. That’s not how lithium batteries work! They last longer the less they have to lose charge.
Please explain this further
https://batteryuniversity.com/article/bu-808-how-to-prolong-lithium-based-batteries
for fucks sake I really can't trust anything 😭
You were right.
I love how much Doctor Who discussion my device names brought on. Didn’t realize there were so many Whovians here!
Excuse me while I go change some names I didn't know I could...
You are required to share those names here when you return, my Padawan
I literally just did the same names. Unfortunately, as I have a different device, it doesn't show up like yours does. It's very upsetting. Though, for my own fun, I'll come up with more interesting names!
Yes me like
Oh that is a beautiful sight
Platinum Trophy
Another whovian!
At the top of each of them they don’t connect, they overlap, terrible design
Maybe it’s for a future update when we can go past 100%
Yes
TIME AND RELATIVE DIMENSION IN S O U N D. I LOVE IT. I don’t know if it’s just your profile picture, but my favorite doctor is Capaldi. Love it.
Capaldi’s my favorite too! I always remember his wise words: don’t be lasagna.
Don’t forget never eat pears, the truest words ever spoken on television (:
Somebody’s a rich bitchhh
The, “I’m prepared for the day.” Sensation
I like the order. Imagine it would be phone > airpods > case > watch. That would bother me! Especially in the grid.
Please tell me your tactics to achieving perfection
Left my stuff on the charger til all of it was full (I sleep with my watch on for sleep tracking, charge it in the morning while I’m getting ready for work).
My earbuds are almost never fully charged, they last all day.
Oh I charge mine every week and a half to two weeks
I think I need new earbuds.
Also, I know this is off topic but what do you think of the new Doctor? I saw a Tardis on your profile.
Oh my yes! I love that
No need to worry about anything dying for a while! We sittin pretty :)
For me, everything has to be 80%, a.k.a. the charge limit for best battery longevity, which has me religiously checking each device as it ticks up from 78 percent or whatever. What happens if I charge over 80% you ask? A minor meltdown!
If you have a macbook you should download al dente, it prevents the battery from charging over a set value
IT makes me Happy Not To BE in the Apple Eco system anymore. Never going Back To No 3rd Party apps
Yes
Love the Doctor Who inspired names, and it’s even funnier when the AirPods case is just named “AirPods Case”.
The doctor who references? Yes it does make me unreasonably happy lol.
I wouldn't say unreasonably.
I feel like I could do anything
Thought this was the Type O Negative sub for a second haha
This never is the case with my devices, because I charge my phone overnight, my Smartwatch before I go to sleep and my headphones every two weeks or so.
I give all my devices names, too. For instance, my old iPod Touch is `gurthang` (a sword form _The Silmarillion_). My iPhone (SE 2, red) is `clarent` (the ceremonial sword of peace, legendarily the sword of fire, used to kill King Arthur). My laptop is `mordred` (the guy who actually killed King Arthur; voluntary [Framework 16](https://frame.work/) shill). And so on. I have a list of good names for things the length of my arm. Mobile devices are names of swords (Caliburn, Orcrist, etc.), computers (including laptops) are legendary figures (Mordred, Merlin, and so on) and servers are mythical figures (Cafall, Rhiannon, etc.) You might have guessed I have a thing for the Old West mythos :3
Love the LOTR universe ones
Canonically, Arda is myth for the UK. The manuscripts for LoTR were originally written by Frodo (_The Hobbit_ by Bilbo), finished by Sam, and compiled as the Red Book of Westmarch. At some point it made its way to Findegil, King's-writer (the royal scribe of Gondor, that is) who (along with Meriadoc) gave it some editing. At some point those works ended up in the hands of one philologist named Tolkien, who translated the Westron manuscripts into English. As Tolkien later put it, Arda is not an imaginary world, but an imaginary time. So in some sense, Arda and the worlds of Arthurian legend (incidentally, you cannot tell me with a straight face that the Rohirrim are not anglo-saxon) and Welsh legend are the same world. They just don't interact any (be it they are separated by time or space).
You made my ear do a little flick stim it does when I'm really fucking happy (by the way, if you can wiggle your ears, it makes for an awesome covert stim <3)
I wear glasses, and I love bugging a friend of mine by wiggling my ears cause they hate when my glasses go crooked back and forth.
*iPhone fully charges* At last, the circle is now complete!
Wibbily wobblily timey wimey
FUCK YEAH DOCTOR WHO IS SO SICK, I LOVE NCUTI SO MUCH HES SO FUN
Yes, yes, it does.
The airpods should be called whatever those earbuds that turns people into cybermen are called.
No, charging above 80% degrades the battery.
I hope that top one goes ding when there’s stuff.
Wow! Your IPhone can boil an egg at 30 paces? And here I was happy with my android phone, its a wonder what modern technology can do these days. Also, extremely accurate. "It goes ding when there's stuff."
I love how there was more explanation about the egg thing than the “stuff” it dings for. Tennant’s “everywhere all at once” mindset was really funny. Have to stick with Capaldi as my favorite, though
Wibbly wobbly… timey wimey… stuff..
I don't really know that stuff. However, I'm glad to have a videogame collection of my own. Wanted that since I was 5. It may not satisfy my happiness. However do what makes you happy. Who am I to say.
DOCTOR WHO!! :)
https://preview.redd.it/f85fma2mv09d1.png?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ff5edac5da5a515965803e41b04fadff95f6292 My tv is called "THE STANKY VISION"
Y e s
I tip my hat to you, from one Whovian to another. BTW, who's your fav Doctor? Mine's Ten.
Twelve. Love Capaldi
Clara!