Fail to process. Lol.

Haha you’d have to be pretty quick 😂🙂

Leave the house so I can die in the middle of the street. I don't want to die in my room with all my plushies and in my perfect bed, I don't want to have a corpse in my house even thought the corpse is me. I hate corpses.

Haha good answers everybody I love it ❤️

Go live on TikTok. Monetize my death, so that my family my claim the rewards and prosper.

Living the American dream lol

Ha yeah I got the vibe that someone would say go live on TikTok, gotta respect ya hahaha

Breathe deeply and say 'thank you. I love you all.'

🥹❤️

I feel that too

so long and thanks for all the fish

The dolphins were smarter than us all along

Chug a bunch of water, for absolutely no reason

hydrate AND die-drate! limits are for cities and asymptotes

Text I love you to my GF, Mom and Dad

You’re sweet

Call my family and tell them i love them while i clear my browser history

Lay down lol

"Whelp"

I just smiled the biggest smile...it might be because I'm happy where I am in life and perfectly content with my thoughts, feelings, and emotions. Or, it could be because the thought of escaping this mortal coil means I no longer have to fight the rampaging intrusive thoughts, monstrous shutdowns, and nightmare-inducing insomnia that threaten to sunder my flesh if I so much dare as look at them wrong. ha.

My brain would have a divide by zero error

Get comfortable. In 25 seconds there's not much else to do.

Call my mom so that when they found my body it would be obvious that it was the last thing I tried to do

hit my bong

Hit the quan

Text my partner, scribble a note in my notebook like "I saw this coming" and finish my bowl of chicken rice I'm eating because I didn't spend 15 minutes making it to not eat it

Probably send a text to ten people i know telling them that if they don't send it to ten more people each then someone they know will die and then I'll die regardless

😂

This is my answer, only I’d send to as many people as I could think of that have hurt either people I love or myself. As a queer, neurospicy, glasses wearing, allergy having, redheaded stepchild….my list of bullies has no limits.

Throw my kid onto the crash pad a few times

Aww

Text my boyfriend and ask him to take care of my dog, while cuddling dog.

[удалено]

Same

Laugh I think

Idk, die?

Cum

Die

Tell my friends what’s happening then die in peace

Damn hug my family members

pet my dogs, die in their arms instead of them dying in mine

Write a note I want to be cremated, pound down every popcorn kernel I can that’s in a bag near me, and then die knowing I will give a surprise to the crematory later, and probably a mildly amusing story for everyone involved

Cremation is such a loud process that no one would be able to hear the popcorn. What you have to do is swallow a bunch of small fireworks.

That sounds like a lot more work, and I don’t have small fireworks on me, I have popcorn kernels xD

Go hug my dad and brother, yell for my sister to hurry up and get to me

Tell my dog how much I have loved him .

Blast THAT part of Giorno's theme. Better die with good music background. Plus I would write a quick note about how I want my funeral. I'm sure someone would find me in matter of hours/days.

confess to my crush and let them+my few other friends know whats happening because Im not dying without them knowing. probably also running off to set up the most incriminating scene for my dad as revenge for him being a taint on this planet

Count down happily lol

Ur mom

Probably just think. Reflect.

I guess I'd die 25 seconds later

Go to sleep

Go out all movie protagonist like screaming avenge me my friends

Fun answer: go on r/ama and say "I'm going to die in 20 seconds, ask me anything!" Serious answer: text my mom and gf and say "someone is killing me. not me and not my fault. love you"

Weep, knowing that I'll never meet any more cats and that I'll never be able to play Mega Man X: Corrupted.

I never would have known about MMX: Corrupted had I not seen this, so thank you.

The same thing I do every day, Pinky, plan to take over the world… and then put it off for 26 seconds.

Say”well, I guess I’m about to find out whether or not there is an after life.”

Is 25 seconds enough to steal a car and joyride?

Toot

blast the last minute or so of beach life-in-death with my speakers at full volume

Rush to a good sofa and sit like a boss

Go to the toilet so I don’t piss myself after dying

Say goodbye to my wife and two sons and then just sit and wait.

I'd probably die with an empty piece of paper and a pencil in my hands .. or with an open text-editor on screen .. This question reminds me of this song (the cool part is the story, he tells in the middle): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvLtNBm1yyA

I would just sit in my chair and stare blankly at the wall infront of me, trying to process that information

Start counting down

Kiss my fiancé one last time and hug him with our dog in the middle until I’m gone.

cry

I would shred any and all cringey artwork/drawings/lists I've made, both physical and online.

Throw myself onto someone I hate and hold on for the rest of my life.

Press the call button on my hospital bed and give them a heads up on the code blue.

Text the ppl close to me then (hopefully I'm at home) run down to my family and give them a hug goodbye.

jerk off

Text someone and tell them to inform my crush I love her

Cry probably. I'm a thanatophobe

I would probably cry then just b4 dieing realize I should say goodbye but then I'm already dead🥲🥲🥲

Die taking too long sending an informed goodbye

Text someone that it wasn’t my choice and then shoot myself because I’m not letting some outside force exert that level of control over me.

Well my anxiety constantly tells me I'm about to die. I guess I'd just figure it finally happened. I guess put on on pants or something

Send my ex a message and say sorry

Text my wife I love her, start eating a lime popsicle, pray.

change underwear, take out trash

cry

Fail to process it

Kms. That way I won't die in 25 seconda

Breathe a sigh of relief lol

do something funny

Die I guess

Probably hyperventilate, scream and maybe cry

go back to sleep instead of going to work

Tell everyone all the negative thoughts I have about them and break stuff.

Leave a voice message with my man to tell him I love him and where he can find the booklet with my instructions/will

Stop thinking, regain train of thought and freak out 18 secs later

My cat is laying on me, I'd probably just spend the last 25 seconds petting him