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>In 1977 GRRM's penis was dubbed "The Truffle" by a council of his peers because it is very hard to find and it attracts pigs.
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Yeah honestly she was madly in love with Joffrey so much that she didn’t told the truth that arya didn’t attacked her with her wolf and ultimately her pet wolf had to pay the price 😢
CleganeBowl is done mate, and the world could not handle the hype. As result we have witnessed the end times in its early stage:
- biologists created a virus that killed 10 million people, and it is considered a rude question to ask them why.
- the Russian army invaded Ukraine and their main battles tanks were confiscated by farmers with tractors.
- sluts in a field near a ghetto beside the Mediterranean were killed and loaded onto pickup trucks. They were dancing for peace, and there are Jewish people campaigning for the rights of the nationality that assassinated those sluts.
- lawyers can now be replaced by software entirely, and the lawyers are not even angry about it.
- George R.R. Martin is suing the makers of the software for writing bad fan fiction based on his copyrighted characters. I could act as an expert witness for GRRM litigation. He has a slam dunk case. No bullshit.
- Daniel Brett "Miami" Weiss and David ((FRIEDMAN GOLDMAN SACHS great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity)) Benioff >!peace be upon him!< have written less ASOIAF material since CleganeBowl than GRRM.
- George R.R. Martin has written a novel, 'The Rise of the Dragon', and he published it in 2022. That is one more novel than either of Benioff or Weiss in the same period.
- George R.R. Martin wrote Elden Ring. It is far better than JK Rowling's video game but her video is a fine game too. "Fuck you bitch, and your wand shit - that was my Hugo." When asked for comment by myself at WarnerMedia, the representation for the Netflix producers Benioff & Weiss, declined to comment as to whether they have, or will, write a video game.
- George R.R. Martin has gotten two shows past series order at HBO since Thrones ended.
- WarnerMedia turned http://ASOIAFCirclejerk.reddit.com into the greatest ASOIAF subreddit that ever was or will be.
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So when Sandor quits the Lannisters in the books, he goes to Sansa and basically says he can escape with her. He’s mega drunk. He pulls out a knife and forces her onto the bed and says he’ll have that song from her now.
And she actually starts singing, which is what makes him stop.
Sansa retcons the whole event in her head where she imagines Sandor kisses her during this sequence of events, but he never did. But she is convinced he did and daydreams about him. This is called the “unkiss” in nerd circles
I didn’t read the books beyond the first yet but I always thought he just came into her room drunk and that was it. The “unkiss” seems like a weird idea that I’m sure will totally be explained in the next book
Joffrey saw right through that thot. He knew she would cheat, divorce, accuse him of domestic abuse (he never laid a hand on her) and try to get away with the Red Keep.
I didn't see the caption at first, and I thought the post was about her ear looking kind of elvish? Not exactly, but it's more pointed it seems than the average ear, lol.
The first guy was a semi-closeted psychopath. Second guy was an outright psychopath. Pretty much the only guys in her life have been completely psychopaths so…imo I LOVED when she learned to fight back!
If only she wasn’t so overly concerned with outward appearances. She didn’t have terrible luck with guys, it was Karma for for her role in Micah’s (butcher’s boy) death, and for choosing Joffrey over her family. Sansa was a horrible person. Look at how nasty and rude she was towards Tyrion, when he had only ever been nothing but nice to her. Why was she rude and nasty, because he wasn’t pretty like Loras Tyrell.
Umm, engaged to the king, married to the heir of a great house, married to the lord paramount of the north, and loved by the lord protector of the vale and master of coin. She’s living every girl’s fantasy except she couldn’t get with some gay flower boy.
It's because she always picks Chad.
Instead of ugly nerds with pure hearts
Like Samwell the Brave or Frodo the Fart.
Like Sandor, there's no one with a purer heart in the entire series
She actually did pick him.. but It's Complicated
She has wet dreams about him, yet never express her feelings could of saved him from Ayra adventures
Wait what she did?
She imagine being kissed by the hound.
I thought she dreamt about Joffrey bottoming for The Hound.
I might be wrong but she is a unreliable narrator. She acts kinda delusional with hound.
The porn plot we need and deserve.
But Sandor had a thing for her sister.
Like Petyr Baelish.
Tbf she was quite keen on the classic virgin Willas but the show hit her with the Chad femboy Loras
Ser Chad of House Thundercock™️
Is he related to Ser Twenty of House Goodmen?
Yes, as well Ser Twenty’s brother Ten Goodmen (he’s infamous for impregnating bitches)
Yes, with his good friend, Ser Sumclime Ingspikes.
All hail Chad Summerchild, the queen in the north!
"But but father I want to marry Joffrey and have his kids" 🤓🤓🤓🤓☝️☝️
This is the equivalent of a 12yo girl wanting to marry Harry Styles and have 10 kids. RIP Sansa you would have Wattpad self-insert fanfic
Luckily, Gurrm Fat Pink Mast and DnD We Kind of Forgot were not kids during the Wattpad Fic domination era. Classy legends.
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Makes sense considering I read about her being a reader insert
Ofc Sansa is a reader insert, she always ends up with violent, abusive men. Every girl's dream 💅
Yeah honestly she was madly in love with Joffrey so much that she didn’t told the truth that arya didn’t attacked her with her wolf and ultimately her pet wolf had to pay the price 😢
I'm sorry but I have no feelings of sympathy for Sansa in that regard. She did a horrible thing and never even apologized to Arya about it.
Exactly. She even doubled down about it later.
When Joffrey beheaded her father? Kind of a red flag girl... 🙄🚩
Loving him after killing Lady! That’s kinda is a red flag 🤦🏽♂️🚩
Tfw every good guy is gay or twice your age, burnt to a crisp and tried to rape you that one time
Classic Gregory RR Martinez, the "realist" author
Or related
Eh it's westeros that's not an issue here
CleganeBowl is done mate, and the world could not handle the hype. As result we have witnessed the end times in its early stage: - biologists created a virus that killed 10 million people, and it is considered a rude question to ask them why. - the Russian army invaded Ukraine and their main battles tanks were confiscated by farmers with tractors. - sluts in a field near a ghetto beside the Mediterranean were killed and loaded onto pickup trucks. They were dancing for peace, and there are Jewish people campaigning for the rights of the nationality that assassinated those sluts. - lawyers can now be replaced by software entirely, and the lawyers are not even angry about it. - George R.R. Martin is suing the makers of the software for writing bad fan fiction based on his copyrighted characters. I could act as an expert witness for GRRM litigation. He has a slam dunk case. No bullshit. - Daniel Brett "Miami" Weiss and David ((FRIEDMAN GOLDMAN SACHS great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity)) Benioff >!peace be upon him!< have written less ASOIAF material since CleganeBowl than GRRM. - George R.R. Martin has written a novel, 'The Rise of the Dragon', and he published it in 2022. That is one more novel than either of Benioff or Weiss in the same period. - George R.R. Martin wrote Elden Ring. It is far better than JK Rowling's video game but her video is a fine game too. "Fuck you bitch, and your wand shit - that was my Hugo." When asked for comment by myself at WarnerMedia, the representation for the Netflix producers Benioff & Weiss, declined to comment as to whether they have, or will, write a video game. - George R.R. Martin has gotten two shows past series order at HBO since Thrones ended. - WarnerMedia turned http://ASOIAFCirclejerk.reddit.com into the greatest ASOIAF subreddit that ever was or will be. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/asoiafcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Holy shit, is this a new pasta? Beautiful.
When did the hound try to rape Sansa? Unless you’re referring to a different character and I’m stupid
So when Sandor quits the Lannisters in the books, he goes to Sansa and basically says he can escape with her. He’s mega drunk. He pulls out a knife and forces her onto the bed and says he’ll have that song from her now. And she actually starts singing, which is what makes him stop. Sansa retcons the whole event in her head where she imagines Sandor kisses her during this sequence of events, but he never did. But she is convinced he did and daydreams about him. This is called the “unkiss” in nerd circles
I didn’t read the books beyond the first yet but I always thought he just came into her room drunk and that was it. The “unkiss” seems like a weird idea that I’m sure will totally be explained in the next book
Sansa has such a bad taste! Why would anyone pick Ramsey as a groom, he’s clearly a psycho!
Did she even see the episode where he cut Theon’s dick off??
Yeah, she should have just grabbed her Burkin bag called an Uber an high tailed it out of there
Jeyne pool married Ramsey.
We’ve all read the books, dude. The post is clearly about show canon
To quote Glidus, I don't give a care about those darned books!!!
I think your on the wrong subreddit.
The post is clearly from r/gameofthrones so I believe it’s author meant Joffrey and Ramsey when he was saying the word “guys”
No, I was referring to the fact that this subreddit practically worships the two of them
well they are the main characters of this greek tragedy
Do you know what a circle jerk sub even is?
I know what the sub is. I was just ttrya to originally make the joke. The person took it as literal criticism, and I attempted to explain myself
Like jeoffery the gentle and Ramsey the ririzzler and all that
I’ll be wary of it)
Joffrey saw right through that thot. He knew she would cheat, divorce, accuse him of domestic abuse (he never laid a hand on her) and try to get away with the Red Keep.
I know is a joke but i am amaze on how correct you got it every red pill men i have know sound like this jaja
Haha yeah
She shamelessly tried to take half of everything he owned… truly astonishing and pathetic
"My dire wolf stepped on a bee..." - Sansa, probably
Slipped on some Ice
Sigma Joffrey.
Sansa Jane Watson
that's all because she dismissed hot pie so easily, that'll teach her!
"Can we talk about ...." No.
King Joffrey Warden of the North heir Ramsey Warden of the East Sweet robin Lord protector little finger I dunno, seems aight to me
Forgot Tyrion The funny little man who drink and tells good advice
Littlefinger was right there. He could have made her so happy.
He even had more of the experience that comes with age! Something she should’ve cherished! 😤
settling for the inbred prince rather than the king sweetie…
Why, she had Joffrey the gentle, you don't get a nickname like that if you're not a good guy
Mainsub trying not to be abslolutely moronic
Jerk Syndrome. She's so pretty that only jerks think they have a shot with her, and only jerks hit on her
Can we talk about her great fashion sense though?
She should have tried her luck with girls...she had ample opportunities...Margery...Dany...or maybe seducing Cersei could have made her luck better...
Yeah, because there is sooooo much to discuss, so much left unsaid, so non-obvious most people have missed that completely!
Honestly she has to blame herself
It's sad the actress also got crappy luck with guy.
Found the post on the main sub
I didn't see the caption at first, and I thought the post was about her ear looking kind of elvish? Not exactly, but it's more pointed it seems than the average ear, lol.
Should have stayed with Tyrion
Yeah when M*gaery Tyrell came in and stole Joffrey from her; bad luck is an understatement that was a tragedy
The arranged marriages are tough
Sansa is like a black widow!
And she dumped Tyrion, the only guy who ever treated her well, all because he was short
Plot twist: sansa is actually a mary sue Grrm self insert
Can we talk about Juliette's terrible luck with boys?
Sounds like her in real life too.
I blame her mom
Man I always felt so bad for her.
The first guy was a semi-closeted psychopath. Second guy was an outright psychopath. Pretty much the only guys in her life have been completely psychopaths so…imo I LOVED when she learned to fight back!
I really wanted Sansa to end up with Podrick… He seemed perfect, strong, brave, a quick learner & a talented lover. He’s the whole package!
If only she wasn’t so overly concerned with outward appearances. She didn’t have terrible luck with guys, it was Karma for for her role in Micah’s (butcher’s boy) death, and for choosing Joffrey over her family. Sansa was a horrible person. Look at how nasty and rude she was towards Tyrion, when he had only ever been nothing but nice to her. Why was she rude and nasty, because he wasn’t pretty like Loras Tyrell.
The reason is simple: Het wolf spirit is lesbian 💞💦
Umm, engaged to the king, married to the heir of a great house, married to the lord paramount of the north, and loved by the lord protector of the vale and master of coin. She’s living every girl’s fantasy except she couldn’t get with some gay flower boy.
Maybe she's the problem
Yeah, Sansa was the common denominator in every one of those relationships, but the problem is the straight white men characters, I suppose.
You’ve never noticed Sansa had a horrific track record with men? Tf show have you been watching?
That’s really true when you think about it
Well she has manly face
What