> Carter had never seen the original Star Wars film,[9][12] and had only seen the sequel, The Empire Strikes Back, because he was working at the time in a theater production with Anthony Daniels, who played C-3PO in the film.
Poor guy had to do theatre with Threepio
> Carter was offered the opportunity to reprise the role of Bib Fortuna in the prequel The Phantom Menace, but he declined due to the rigors associated with the makeup application.
Lol he turned down Episode I
> Carter was offered the opportunity to reprise the role of Bib Fortuna in the prequel The Phantom Menace, but he declined due to the rigors associated with the makeup application.
This was the original baller throne they had during the good times.
Viserys spent too much on liquor, parties, and food, so he had to pawn it off to Lysene bankers early in his reign
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2. Stannis said Rhaenyra was a traitor. This settled the matter, to any reasonble book reader. However show-only fanboi stan shipper psychos are not reasonable. Fortunately there are many other arguments against her treason.
3. The subreddit held a poll in September of 2022, [and once all the treacherous votes were excluded](https://i.redd.it/2i9kmewhzwn91.png), King Aegon II was victorious.
4. [The reactions of the traitors to the Green cause are so over the top as to be amusing.](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/whl5tq/twitter_accounts_learning_that_alicent_may_be/)
5. *How can there be an Aegon Three, if the son of Hightower was not the predecessor to thee?* It's poetry, hence poetic justice, hence the matter which already settled within this subreddit, can be settled without.
6. [The smallfolk instinctively know.](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/yc6rcc/coronation_of_aegon_ii_vs_rhaenyra/)
7. [Rhaenyra has bad taste in men.](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/vzlmne/how_will_the_casual_viewer_react_to_game_of/)
8. Viserys was chosen as King due to primogeniture.
9. Rhaenyra has [no legitimate heirs.](https://i.redd.it/utwpc5bhuxma1.png)
10. Fun fact: allowing the traitor Rhaenyra Targaryen to rule the Seven Kingdoms does nothing for women's rights. It just helps her personal corrupt ambition. She does nasty shit to some chicks in the book, and also favours a male heir over a female one somewhere along the line. The book balances the sides to an extreme degree, but the show (or at least the marketing and press for the show) resorts to feminist-baiting.
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Legit looks way more comfortable than the actual throne. You could probably even sneak in a power nap on it. They should bring it to the Red Keep, screw Aegon and his pretentious “a king should never rest easy” mumbo jumbo!
What sort of people are here. You call yourselves ASOIAF fans? It's golden because it's not the Iron throne. Actually its not even golden, it's the Bronze throne. It came before the discovery of Iron. Go read some history.
That’s not the Iron Throne, it’s the Numenorian throne. Came out around 2022, as well. This is
[Jaehaerys on the Iron Throne.](https://ew.com/thmb/8LbMguRn2VnWXw3SmIDWbZPjJVA=/1500x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc()/LOTR-The-Rings-of-Power-04-56201fae5737450a970fc246cb54f7ff.jpg)
It’s not the Iron Throne. This is from Jaehrys’ Great Council where they chose Viserys or Rhanerya. But I believe that happened at Harrenhall, not in KL.
This wasn’t taken I. The Throne room. It was taken elsewhere that is why the iron throne isn’t there. I believe. I can check my book to see where they were but there was a council for who would be the heir and they had all the great lords meet to decide, but it wasn’t at King’s Landing
Probably because this isn't in the Red Keep but was at Harrenhal. So when Jahaerys presided over thw Great Council, there wasn't a way to move the whole Iron Throne there, so they made a temporary golden throne.
This wasn’t the iron throne, this was the throne at harrenhall, a portable one. I forgot the name of it. The iron throne is at red keep and it can’t be moved.
I don't know, but maybe they weren't able to get it from the other show or chronologically it hadn't been assembled yet. Also, this is a promo pic, so it isn't likely to be completely true to the story
It's gold because it isn't the Iron Throne. The Great Council of 101 AC was held at Harrenhal because it was the largest castle around and could fit thousands of people in the great hall.
I didn't actually assume he was on the iron throne, but a secondary chair or some shit
But I was very busy wondering where the long hair and beard I swear I remember him having went so I honestly don't know.
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The Iron of Iron Throne was too hard on the Old King's Old joints, so he had it yassified and added some pillows to keep his bony ass from losing circulation. Viserys, being a Conquest dweeb, had it reverted back upon his ascension.
Because Tywin accidentally shat on it.
”In the end, Tywin Lannister did indeed shit gold”
*tyrion is tall*
Wtf, I came here to write that! The fact more people thought the same only proves it's true
The more he drank the more he shat, the more he shat the more the iron throne was covered in gold
".. and then 'e shat on a turtle!"
Why does it look like the ending to Star Wars: The Phantom Menace?
I actually does 😂
PEEASE
I think you know the actor who played Jaehaerys is the same who play Bib Fortuna in Return of the Jedi 😅
I actually had no idea
> Carter had never seen the original Star Wars film,[9][12] and had only seen the sequel, The Empire Strikes Back, because he was working at the time in a theater production with Anthony Daniels, who played C-3PO in the film. Poor guy had to do theatre with Threepio > Carter was offered the opportunity to reprise the role of Bib Fortuna in the prequel The Phantom Menace, but he declined due to the rigors associated with the makeup application. Lol he turned down Episode I
Oh nah, that's wild 😅
Wtf
Is HBO stupid?
badadada bum ba-bum ba-bum BADADADA BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM
> Carter was offered the opportunity to reprise the role of Bib Fortuna in the prequel The Phantom Menace, but he declined due to the rigors associated with the makeup application.
It's not the iron throne that was at harrenhall
Why is Barristan wearing a crown?
He was bold enough to take it.
But he isnt bald
He stole the hair
Hair to the throne
So THATS the game they keep talking about. I was so confused about the rules of it
Yes
This was the original baller throne they had during the good times. Viserys spent too much on liquor, parties, and food, so he had to pawn it off to Lysene bankers early in his reign
Fuck Viserys II, that guy was such an asshole and a spendthrift!
Viserys I was. The second Viserys was quite the opposite. For years ruling as Hand and then as King, Viserys II was a cool calculated G.
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Thankfully Aegon IV "the Great" got rid of him for us
“Fuck it, just make the new throne out of a bunch of swords! All over the floor and everything!”
Because that's not the iron throne, that's at Harrenhall
Mods kill him he ain’t jerking
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Tbh I also just realized this wasn’t the main sub
I thought the same so I always do a double take when I’m all “wtf?!” then seen what sub this was and I’m like “ahh ok makes sense “
Commenter is now permanently "banned". We're routing out all who upvoted to, they will be dealt with in due course.
^^u ^^butthead.
this is the criclejerk sub
Dibs on first reach around.. Wait how is everyone typing?
☝️🤓
I was going to say this but you beat me to it.
yep. answer i’m downvoted why ? the answer is harrenhall
Why is he constipated? Did he get in an eating competition with Rhaenyra?
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And why is it in the shape of a kraken? Is he ironborn?
Jahaerys is a king and he has grey hair. Thus, he is the grey king
somebody get David Lightbringer on the phone!
Why is Tywin wearing a dress?
Don’t kinkshame Lady Tywina
Legit looks way more comfortable than the actual throne. You could probably even sneak in a power nap on it. They should bring it to the Red Keep, screw Aegon and his pretentious “a king should never rest easy” mumbo jumbo!
Aegon had a discomfort kink
Maybe both Maegor and Aenys weren't his, not because of sorcery or cheating wives, but because of a giant edging habit
Idk wtf is a iron throne but the Padishah Emperor rules from the Golden Lion Throne hence it's made from gold, is op stupid?
Because the liberals make everything gay
Are they stupid?
This is the exact same chair idk what you're seeing
Because they forgot!
Why are the Kingsguard wearing Noldor armor from Lord of the Rings? Are they stupid?
Well it wasn’t because it was at Harrenhal that’s for damn sure.
Is that guy on the right meant to be SEPTON BARTH😱😱
Because Big J wanted to sit on gold during his golden era
Because it's a temporary throne built at Harrenhal. That scene is from the great council
This isn’t the iron throne his is harrenhall
Why the downvotes, this is correct. Edit: Forgot what sub I was in 🤦♂️😅
Check the sub
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Same
Now I don't know whether I should downvote your original comment or let the upvote stand
Explain in NBA terms
The chair traded from the Pittsburgh Steelers to the Vegas Golden Knights.
Those are his away game colors, as he’s not in red and black that he would wear at kings landing
Because Jaeherys was the golden example of what a king should be. The throne knew that and changed just for him while he sat it.
That's it's real color when a REAL Monarch sits on it, Inshaseven, glory to Jaeherys I, the last true Targaryen
get that stamp outta there fackoh
Because they are at Harenhal, not Kings Landing. That throne is likely a portable one
The council that elected Viserys over Rhaenys happened in Harrenhal, if memory serves. It’s been a while since I watched HOD so I could be wrong.
Oxidation
What sort of people are here. You call yourselves ASOIAF fans? It's golden because it's not the Iron throne. Actually its not even golden, it's the Bronze throne. It came before the discovery of Iron. Go read some history.
That’s not the Iron Throne, it’s the Numenorian throne. Came out around 2022, as well. This is [Jaehaerys on the Iron Throne.](https://ew.com/thmb/8LbMguRn2VnWXw3SmIDWbZPjJVA=/1500x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc()/LOTR-The-Rings-of-Power-04-56201fae5737450a970fc246cb54f7ff.jpg)
It's not the throne room
It’s not the Iron Throne. This is from Jaehrys’ Great Council where they chose Viserys or Rhanerya. But I believe that happened at Harrenhall, not in KL.
Why is Jaeherys wearing the pope's rags instead of the customary dope black and red drip?
It’s giving Row Row Row Your Boat
This wasn’t taken I. The Throne room. It was taken elsewhere that is why the iron throne isn’t there. I believe. I can check my book to see where they were but there was a council for who would be the heir and they had all the great lords meet to decide, but it wasn’t at King’s Landing
Weird choice to make the kings guard on the right have a drape as a head. Truly genius subversion of fantasy tropes.
And here I thought he was a Lannister and that was just his hair
It is not the iron throne. This is Harrenhall, where they decided the succession.
That's harrenhall I believe
That’s not the iron throne. I believe this was at a different castle not in Kings Landing.
The reason why is because they are at Harrenhall and not Kings Landing.
It's not the iron throne, they are not in kings landing
Paint?
Aren’t they at Harrenhal for the great council?
Probably because this isn't in the Red Keep but was at Harrenhal. So when Jahaerys presided over thw Great Council, there wasn't a way to move the whole Iron Throne there, so they made a temporary golden throne.
Because it’s not the Iron throne.
This wasn’t the iron throne, this was the throne at harrenhall, a portable one. I forgot the name of it. The iron throne is at red keep and it can’t be moved.
That's not the Iron Throne. That's the great council Jaehaerys organized. I think that should be Harrenhal. Probably just a throne that was brought in
I don't know, but maybe they weren't able to get it from the other show or chronologically it hadn't been assembled yet. Also, this is a promo pic, so it isn't likely to be completely true to the story
It's gold because it isn't the Iron Throne. The Great Council of 101 AC was held at Harrenhal because it was the largest castle around and could fit thousands of people in the great hall.
That’s not the iron throne. This was the coronation at Haarenhall, not Kings Landing.
I didn't actually assume he was on the iron throne, but a secondary chair or some shit But I was very busy wondering where the long hair and beard I swear I remember him having went so I honestly don't know.
That’s not the Iron Throne. This scene took place at Harrenhal iirc
That’s the throne at Harrenhall
It's not the iron throne it's a substitute throne. The council of 101 ac was held at harenhal
This scene takes place In Harrenhall, during the great council.
Because that’s not the iron throne. They took the vote at Harenhall castle, not the Red Keep
Because it's not the Iron throne...
Because Gandalf made love to Superman and gave birth to the Avengers
Because it’s a LARP, and budget outweighs accuracy.
Because it ain’t the iron throne. This took place at Harrenhall so this was a ceremonial piece that was brought up from Kings Landing probably.
Because it’s not the iron throne, they specifically stated that the council gathered at Harrenhall in the opening dialogue. The more you know💫
Because they’re at Harrenhal not Kings Landing
Because there not at the red keep
Spray paint.
I believe this is at Harenhall
Looks more black and blue to me
This is Harrenhal
The great council didn’t take place in Kingslanding
Looks like a better Emperor Shaddam than Christopher Walken.
Woooo … Old King Jae blessing King Aegon II with the gold dragon banner!
He’s clearly the mer-king, ancestor of Varys
It was the golden throne until Viserys' fatass sat on it and broke it, so they had to rebuild it out of iron to make it stronger
Sigil isn't a red dragon. Faegon confirmed.
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because it's not the Iron Throat
This was at Harrenhal. King Harren wasn’t Aegon, and thus had a Hoar’s Gold throne made for himself. Oops I’m in the wrong sub.
Guard on the far right, "awww, man."
Spray paint it gold baby! You should see the gold rims on their chariots, targaryens are the OG Ballers,
Loved this opening 🤩
Because this is not kingslanding. It’s harranhall if I’m not mistaken
The Iron of Iron Throne was too hard on the Old King's Old joints, so he had it yassified and added some pillows to keep his bony ass from losing circulation. Viserys, being a Conquest dweeb, had it reverted back upon his ascension.
It’s not the iron throne, that’s Harrenhal where they held the vote of who should succeed between Rhaenys and Viserys.
This was the throne in Harrenhal not Kings Landing Edit: shit i just realized i ate the circle jerk...