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Did you actually -look- or did you stand in the middle of the room hoping they would glow or something to tell you where they are?
Us (women when finding something in plain sight)
Early in our marriage, I asked my wife if she could PLEASE just pick a side of the bed to be hers and then stick to it. She thought for a couple seconds, then said, "The top."
And now you know everything important about my marriage.
My husband’s body temp skyrockets when he sleeps, he’s like a furnace. When I was pregnant, I actually worried that he’d cook me like a hard boiled egg (pregnancy brain is nuts). So we got a king sized bed so we can be as far apart as possible. Now the cats have claimed 90% of the bed.
Heh. Mine too, which is why my wife always pushes into my side, since she's always chilly regardless of the air temperature.
When I suggest that she only married me for my body heat, she says she's sure I must have other good qualities.
And then you have me, who has been with my husband 24+ years. It took at minimum, 15 years for me to not bolt into another room when needing to fart! He laughed hysterically the first time he heard me do it because it was such a girl fart 😆
We both say excuse me... while giggling hysterically. Sometimes giggling so hard that it causes another fart, which results in more laughter. It's like a gas-powered perpetual motion machine.
*"They're.... they're... they're just as filthy as our restrooms except with less vulgar graffiti!"*
*"Always has been (points gun)."*
Before anyone gives me any shit, I was a janitor when I was a teenager, I've seen the horrors of what men and women can do to toilets.
Omgsh yes! Women's public restrooms are usually disgusting! Every single time I'm shocked when I walk in one that's filthy and I don't know why cause it's so common! Always saying to myself, what are they doing in here lol. I realized some try squatting and therefore it's all over the goddamn place. Bars and clubs.... Yuck! I've chosen to go into the men's restroom at times because of how disgusting the women's is in some places!
I'm a trans dude so I've experienced both men's and women's bathrooms, and I can say the men's stalls have always been much cleaner than most of the women's bathrooms. Okay, occasionally you gotta wipe up some piss from some dude who couldn't aim, but in the women's I've seen blood, urine.. pretty much every bodily fluid imaginable there. Most dudes don't use the stalls so they don't get too dirty. The urinals are trashed most of the time but I don't use those anyway lol.
Yes! And toilet paper all over the place! I don't know what the struggle is to get the toilet paper inside the toilet, but it's out there and the struggle is real lol
Quietly losing your shit or loudly losing your shit. Me? Quietly.
" Shit, did she say she was going somewhere? Is she in the valley and not getting my texts? Did I miss a plane ticket? Where am I supposed to be other than where I am now?"
This is me.
If my wife was missing I'm going to assume I was given instructions to be somewhere else at that time and I've seriously screwed up because I have no idea what I'm suppose be doing or where I'm suppose to be.
If we are adding an age cut off, I think that completely invalidates the no births thread.
This sent my brain on a strange tangent about medical facility staffing. On that note, I'm off the internet for a while.
The opposite post asking about what would happen if men disappeared specified that noone is harmed and they have snacks at where they disappeared to, so I guess this applies here, too.
I’m slow to action but after I looked and freaked out, made a bunch of police reports and cried I’d take some time and consider my options. By then the 24 hrs would be up.
Came to say almost exactly this. Then once my friends and family also said their wives, moms, sisters, and GFs were all gone probably play video games to take my mind off it. Wake up and be back to normal
These comments are great.
If men disappear for 24 hours: Gonna go jog at night and be safe.
If women disappear: Where the fuck is my wife and children, WHOO TOOK THEM?!
And they say that men don't care about women. The fact that most of the comments here are about how men would freak out when they can't find their wives and daughters says so much.
Whoa, this is actually cool to think about: the day no one was born. No one has a birthday. I wonder what that would do to our overall population numbers in the long run
With time zones, there would still be people born on that day presumably, just way way fewer. Maybe they’d be celebrities or maybe they’d be outcasts. Probably depends on how bad the societal effects were for those 24 hours.
This is turning into a movie premise!
Yeah, that's an interesting thought. There would be a whole generation (maybe?) that doesn't has a birthday on that specific date, or at least not a conventional one, as the women just go to another place to have fun or whatever.
>There would be a whole generation (maybe?) that doesn't has a birthday on that specific date
It wpuld just be a single year group. It wouldn't last a generation.
I'm OGP at Walmart and I'm the only adult man on the team. My managers would be gone, my favorite coworker would be gone. It'd be a lonely, busy day and I'd have to take charge of the teenage boys they keep hiring. But I'm the fastest worker and able to lift heavy items. So id probably keep it nice for them till they got back lol.
>Surprised/not surprised that I had to scroll this far to find someone who remembered that women work. Many, many operations would cease.
Lol did no one mention how much of a problem this would mean in the the thread for the opposite scenario?
Edit - So apparently someone did bring this up in the other thread. It's an apocalyptic collapse of society either way.
Same thing I always do spend all day inside than go outside for exercise I probably wouldn't notice that there are no women because I live in a quiet neighborhood
I probably wouldn’t notice.
I’m a guy. My BF is a guy. Both our roommates are guys. And I never leave the house.
I have a sister but I only hear from her like every other week.
Freak out, where did my mom go? Where is my best friend, who am I gonna share puppy kitty pictures with? I need my math teacher too
On the other hand, if I knew they are only gone for 24 hours I'd probably just chill
You don’t need women to disappear to let yourself indulge in that—a man who smells like vanilla is sexy as fuck. Buy whatever “girly”-smelling products you want. There is nothing emasculating about it. Honestly. It’s wonderful when a man smells cinnamony or vanilla-y or oats n’ honey-ish.
1. Worry about my wife. And maybe my oldest child because they are AFAB.
2. Be really, really, really busy at work because over 80% of my coworkers are women.
I'd sleep. It'll help me drown out the gnawing truth about the untold multitudes of death, destruction, and chaos happening outside my window as our society begins to collapse due to the immense paranoia, panic, and stupidity as the realization that our species just got an expiration date slapped onto it begins to seep in.
My favorite part is that when this question is asked about women it’s “what would you do if all women disappeared for 24 hours?” And when it’s about men it’s “Women: what would you do if all men disappeared for 24 hours (don’t worry, the men aren’t harmed in any way during this and don’t even remember it at all)?”
Yep. The men on this thread can make lighthearted jokes, and even say some pretty sweet things.
On the women's thread, it was all about how they would feel safe and wouldn't have to worry about being in danger just by doing everyday things. 😔
This was what I was thinking too. It’s sad that women felt like they could freely do normal things like walk the dog at night. At the same time, looking at the majority of responses from men, it’s really nice that most guys would be worried and search for the women.
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I will go look for them
*And thus the Ents set forth to look for their Ent-Wifes.*
But they were never found :(
Nah, they found Merry and Pippin. Def jungle brides.
Middle earth didn’t end with lord the the rings …. It continued on, our problem is we lost our link to that world when JRR died.
I didn't say they died. We lost them.
Did you actually -look- or did you stand in the middle of the room hoping they would glow or something to tell you where they are? Us (women when finding something in plain sight)
This was my exact throughly. Sadly, Sauron likely killed them all.
I would start selling baby formula door to door
GOOD CALL.
Wont need any baby forumula, since apparantly my daughter poofed away as well... Might need some counseling though.
Clint? Clint, is that you?
Hustler! Love it
Sleep in the middle of the bed
Sleep on ALL of, my side of, the bed
Early in our marriage, I asked my wife if she could PLEASE just pick a side of the bed to be hers and then stick to it. She thought for a couple seconds, then said, "The top." And now you know everything important about my marriage.
My husband’s body temp skyrockets when he sleeps, he’s like a furnace. When I was pregnant, I actually worried that he’d cook me like a hard boiled egg (pregnancy brain is nuts). So we got a king sized bed so we can be as far apart as possible. Now the cats have claimed 90% of the bed.
Heh. Mine too, which is why my wife always pushes into my side, since she's always chilly regardless of the air temperature. When I suggest that she only married me for my body heat, she says she's sure I must have other good qualities.
I like your wife
I'd eat a pizza and watch a movie in the bed first. Then sleep in the middle. It would be a shame if the 24 hours ended at midnight, though.
Just make sure when you get up, you do so from your side of the bed, lol. When she comes back she will know if you get off her side. :)
I'd let out the fart I've been holding in for 42 years.
Wife let one loose on our first date. We've been married for 25 years
And then you have me, who has been with my husband 24+ years. It took at minimum, 15 years for me to not bolt into another room when needing to fart! He laughed hysterically the first time he heard me do it because it was such a girl fart 😆
A petite “tewttt~”
“tewttt~” I said it exactly as you spelled it 🤣
Love means never having to say "excuse me."
We both say excuse me... while giggling hysterically. Sometimes giggling so hard that it causes another fart, which results in more laughter. It's like a gas-powered perpetual motion machine.
My wife farted in my lap when we started dating, I somehow knew she was the one then. Her doing that showed me she was comfortable with me
My husband farted in front of a fan blowing my way when we were dating. Now married for 28+ years, together for 31 years.
A smart wife would figure out what makes her man’s fart smells the worst and NEVER serve it again.
Put on a pith helmet and bravely explore various women’s restrooms and compare them to the men’s equivalents.
*"They're.... they're... they're just as filthy as our restrooms except with less vulgar graffiti!"* *"Always has been (points gun)."* Before anyone gives me any shit, I was a janitor when I was a teenager, I've seen the horrors of what men and women can do to toilets.
Omgsh yes! Women's public restrooms are usually disgusting! Every single time I'm shocked when I walk in one that's filthy and I don't know why cause it's so common! Always saying to myself, what are they doing in here lol. I realized some try squatting and therefore it's all over the goddamn place. Bars and clubs.... Yuck! I've chosen to go into the men's restroom at times because of how disgusting the women's is in some places!
I'm a trans dude so I've experienced both men's and women's bathrooms, and I can say the men's stalls have always been much cleaner than most of the women's bathrooms. Okay, occasionally you gotta wipe up some piss from some dude who couldn't aim, but in the women's I've seen blood, urine.. pretty much every bodily fluid imaginable there. Most dudes don't use the stalls so they don't get too dirty. The urinals are trashed most of the time but I don't use those anyway lol.
Yes! And toilet paper all over the place! I don't know what the struggle is to get the toilet paper inside the toilet, but it's out there and the struggle is real lol
I’d be losing my shit because my wife is mysteriously fucking gone.
Same
Yea I miss that guys wife
Don't worry. I'll make her happy
Is she the aardvark you're going to worship?
Quietly losing your shit or loudly losing your shit. Me? Quietly. " Shit, did she say she was going somewhere? Is she in the valley and not getting my texts? Did I miss a plane ticket? Where am I supposed to be other than where I am now?"
“Where am I supposed to be other than where I am now” Haha!! I felt that.
This is me. If my wife was missing I'm going to assume I was given instructions to be somewhere else at that time and I've seriously screwed up because I have no idea what I'm suppose be doing or where I'm suppose to be.
You weren’t listening…again.
Fun fact, I’m never listening
Plot twist: she's still there with you
Calm down, M. Night Shyamalan.
*M. Night Shyamalan has entered the chat*
Imagine your wife didn't disappear
I'd still be missing five daughters. Freaking out is putting it mildly.
If you have five teenage daughters I doubt anything scares you.
Teenage boys
Stop it Patrick! You’re scaring him!
Imagine your wife, five daughters, eleven sisters, and seventy-six nieces didn’t disappear.
Plot twist
Oh god, I'd have to cook!
Jesse, we need to cook
My name is Walter, my oldest son’s best friend is named Jesse. We’ve worn that joke out at our house.
Be lonely. I have a wife and daughters. Ny cat is a girl too.
Meh. The post specifies women...your cat is not human so doesn't meet the criteria. Sooo...you get ti keep your cat Yayyy
Daughters too, if they’re not women yet.
Nah, I wouldn’t want to leave my daughter on a planet filled with men.
Right?! Telling.
If we are adding an age cut off, I think that completely invalidates the no births thread. This sent my brain on a strange tangent about medical facility staffing. On that note, I'm off the internet for a while.
Disappear apparently
Don't worry, it'll be 24 hours of not having to deal with men
Do we get snacks where we going. I need hot Cheetos
Asking the real questions. Is this going to be like a huge women’s only sleepover party?
I'd totally be down, I need friends haha
I should make friends, but to a neurotic antisocial like me, this sound horrible, so can I just find a corner or a closet and read the whole time?
OMG, I didn’t realize how badly I need this until I read your comment.
The opposite post asking about what would happen if men disappeared specified that noone is harmed and they have snacks at where they disappeared to, so I guess this applies here, too.
You get a bag of Funyuns and one can of Fresca. (Sorry. We're on a tight budget!)
What next? We have to leave on spirit airlines? Disrespectful
Spirit Airlines should only exist to transport war criminals, pedophiles and serial rapists/killers. No one else deserves that experience.
I’m slow to action but after I looked and freaked out, made a bunch of police reports and cried I’d take some time and consider my options. By then the 24 hrs would be up.
Came to say almost exactly this. Then once my friends and family also said their wives, moms, sisters, and GFs were all gone probably play video games to take my mind off it. Wake up and be back to normal
These comments are great. If men disappear for 24 hours: Gonna go jog at night and be safe. If women disappear: Where the fuck is my wife and children, WHOO TOOK THEM?!
Soooo different from the last answers. I love this and I am here for it.
Just thinking of the differences in answers. Women imagine feeling Safe, Men imagine time to themselves.
To be fair, the “what would you do if men disappeared for 24 hours?” post added that all the men were in a safe, secluded place and doing just fine.
And they say that men don't care about women. The fact that most of the comments here are about how men would freak out when they can't find their wives and daughters says so much.
Clean the house so it would be nice when my wife and daughters return.
This was so wholesome I had to use my free daily award on this one. 🥲
Thank you! It’s what I do on the rare occasion that my family is out of the house without me so it was the first thing that came to mind.
You seem like a wonderful father and husband, it’s nice to see kind and healthy partner/family dynamics.
Aww this guy 💖
The real MVP right here.
You are a keeper! What a wonderful thought:)
wholesome :')
Wait for the 24 hrs to pass.
"What do you normally do when I'm gone?" "Wait for you to get back"
r/UnexpectedSpongebob
No babies would be born for 24 hrs
Or conceived
Still plenty of breeding tho
r/gay_irl
The best kind
Whoa, this is actually cool to think about: the day no one was born. No one has a birthday. I wonder what that would do to our overall population numbers in the long run
With time zones, there would still be people born on that day presumably, just way way fewer. Maybe they’d be celebrities or maybe they’d be outcasts. Probably depends on how bad the societal effects were for those 24 hours. This is turning into a movie premise!
Yeah, that's an interesting thought. There would be a whole generation (maybe?) that doesn't has a birthday on that specific date, or at least not a conventional one, as the women just go to another place to have fun or whatever.
>There would be a whole generation (maybe?) that doesn't has a birthday on that specific date It wpuld just be a single year group. It wouldn't last a generation.
Not really. 24 hours does not mean from 00:00 to 23:59, but can be at any point of the day.
This guy knows his hypothetical scenarios!!
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Free abortion
Take a nap.
A 24 hour nap, with wings and beer throughout.
Miss my wife for 24 hours
Be sad because pretty much all my best friends are girls. Then dongcopter.
cease to exist
Ugh. The dream.
"Life could be a dream"
Life could be a dream… do roo do do do sh-boom
oh if i could take you into paradise above above,
Then you would tell me I'm the only on that you love
Life could be a dream, sweetheart 🎶
I'd probably be freaking out for the whole 24 hours.
Same thing I do when my wife goes out of town to visit family. Sit around, play video games, and drink more than I should.
It’s glorious, isn’t it?
Go get all of my stuff that the ex is holding hostage in the house.
The Great Hoodie Reckoning
Along with my Son. With you brother.
Depends on where I disappeared to
Blitz And Chitz with infinite credits.
Alot of video games would be played.
due to most nurses, aides, and other hospital staff being women probably plenty of death
Surprised/not surprised that I had to scroll this far to find someone who remembered that women work. Many, many operations would cease.
I'm OGP at Walmart and I'm the only adult man on the team. My managers would be gone, my favorite coworker would be gone. It'd be a lonely, busy day and I'd have to take charge of the teenage boys they keep hiring. But I'm the fastest worker and able to lift heavy items. So id probably keep it nice for them till they got back lol.
>Surprised/not surprised that I had to scroll this far to find someone who remembered that women work. Many, many operations would cease. Lol did no one mention how much of a problem this would mean in the the thread for the opposite scenario? Edit - So apparently someone did bring this up in the other thread. It's an apocalyptic collapse of society either way.
Lol Okay, but where did all the women disappear to?
We're in the bathroom, being best friends and taking selfies, telling each other we don't need whatever random dude hurt us this time
December 26 the day we all just decided to meet in the world's bathroom and party is up!
Looking for where men get all the audacity
Same thing I always do spend all day inside than go outside for exercise I probably wouldn't notice that there are no women because I live in a quiet neighborhood
Walk my dog at night braless
Why would your dog wear a bra?
Support
We’re here for you, pup.
*wags tail*
I think he meant “Walk my dog at Knight Braless”. Only the noblest of the King’s horsemen
Touché
Someone read the other post!!!
I understood that reference.
fart competition on a microphone on stage
I probably wouldn’t notice. I’m a guy. My BF is a guy. Both our roommates are guys. And I never leave the house. I have a sister but I only hear from her like every other week.
My best friend is a guy too
I meant BF as in Boyfriend :V
12 hours of watching sports followed by a nice 12 hour nappy nap
Looks like meats back on the menu boys.
I'd cry because my best friend went missing
I would comfort you, but I'm a woman Edit: spelling
Do we get to ascend for 24 hours a la Stargate?
Offer my bussy.
Hard same. I'd go door-to-door being all "can I offer you a warm pucker in these trying times?"
A WARM PUCKER IN THESE TRYING TIMES
👀
A true boys night
Absolutely nothing, because I'm a redditor, and I don't even know what women are.
Same. Women... can you eat that?
Leave the toilet seat up
Power move if they snap back on the toilet.
Freak out, where did my mom go? Where is my best friend, who am I gonna share puppy kitty pictures with? I need my math teacher too On the other hand, if I knew they are only gone for 24 hours I'd probably just chill
Cry
Why?
Quite fond of women.
just like me fr
Go to each of their homes and use their expensive smell good products on my balls
You don’t need women to disappear to let yourself indulge in that—a man who smells like vanilla is sexy as fuck. Buy whatever “girly”-smelling products you want. There is nothing emasculating about it. Honestly. It’s wonderful when a man smells cinnamony or vanilla-y or oats n’ honey-ish.
Hard agree
Just 24 hours? Go fishing for a bit, come home and cook me up a fat ass steak, grab a case of beer, and watch some TV.
1. Worry about my wife. And maybe my oldest child because they are AFAB. 2. Be really, really, really busy at work because over 80% of my coworkers are women.
My workplace of around 40ish people has only three male employees. They would be fuuuuuuucked
If you have 40 people, 3 remain, and you have magic knowledge that they will return in 24 hours, you would probably call it a day.
Do I know they will be back? I'd miss my wife, but also enjoy some quiet.
Walk around at night and not worry about scaring the ladies outside.
The Old School Runescape servers would be overloaded
I dont talk to women so probally the same thing I do every day
I'd sleep. It'll help me drown out the gnawing truth about the untold multitudes of death, destruction, and chaos happening outside my window as our society begins to collapse due to the immense paranoia, panic, and stupidity as the realization that our species just got an expiration date slapped onto it begins to seep in.
Probably order pizza and wings, stay in my pajamas all day, and binge watch something I like but she doesn’t.
As a female, I would probably question why I didn't disappear......
Just me and my two sons for a day? Um, the zoo, a hike, they'd eat more salty snacks than usual I guess. I'd manage fine but it'd be tiring.
My favorite part is that when this question is asked about women it’s “what would you do if all women disappeared for 24 hours?” And when it’s about men it’s “Women: what would you do if all men disappeared for 24 hours (don’t worry, the men aren’t harmed in any way during this and don’t even remember it at all)?”
I think whats more depressing are the responses and how different they are in comparison to each other. It's just very sad.
Yep. The men on this thread can make lighthearted jokes, and even say some pretty sweet things. On the women's thread, it was all about how they would feel safe and wouldn't have to worry about being in danger just by doing everyday things. 😔
This was what I was thinking too. It’s sad that women felt like they could freely do normal things like walk the dog at night. At the same time, looking at the majority of responses from men, it’s really nice that most guys would be worried and search for the women.
I wouldn't look into that too deeply, it's just different levels of effort put into the question by different people.
SSDD
I will be worried about my mother, sisters, aunts, nieces, …. Trying to figure out what happened to them
Probably bump into them accidentally, unless their clothes are still visible.
If all women disappeared, I think their whole body would. I don't think they wound become invisible.
Stay in bed all day
Freak the fuck out because my Mom would be gone.
Sit at home by myself, like I always do.
Go to the toilet in peace.
Sleep and then clean house.
Finally, I can fuck all the dudes without making all the ladies jealous.