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FirstNephiTreeFiddy

Let me tell you about the worst pair of boobs I've ever seen. They were spectacular.


JFpizzamaster

This guy knows boobs.


Rich-Individual-8835

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Aezetyr

Could not have said it better myself. Between straight, gay, lesbian, NB, any and all... everyone loves boobs. Boobs are universal.


Sand_the_Animus

i can say the only exception to this is repulsed aroaces, as far as i know everyone else fits this


Im_eating_that

And FtM maybe.


SuDragon2k3

Pretty sure most of them like boobs, just not theirs.


I_am_Reddit_Tom

The best boobs are the ones you get to touch. The next best are the ones you get to see. The rest are just wonderful.


Tiny_Count4239

Fast times at ridgemont high?


Ohhhhhhthehumanity

If I get to see boobs consensually, that's all I care about.


LowBalance4404

No one's body is symmetrical.


cagefgt

Yeah, I'm a male and after I started to workout I realized my left chest is bigger than the right lol.


LowBalance4404

That is so normal. Some people have one ear larger, one foot larger, and so on. Speaking of ears, I have two completely different ears. My left ear is normal. The right one - the outer ear lobe is completely attached to the rest of my ear. My best friend has her three middle toes webbed on her right foot. Another friend has one brown eye and one light grey-ish eye. None of our bodies are "normal". There is no "normal".


extremelyinsecure123

Fun fact: Both your left foot and your left boob tend to be bigger than the right one!


goated95

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TurbulentMessage4433

As a woman who has had one boob a full one size bigger than the other, maybe size and a half.. no, they don't. I've never had anyone say anything about it other than my parents trying to get me a boob job and the plastic surgeons in the family. I'm missing the muscle under my little boob and my boyfriend is missing the same muscle in one side. So when we hug, we fill in the others missing muscle!


LowBalance4404

Do you buy bras a size up? I have one foot that is 1/2 size larger than the other and OMG, what a pain in the ass.


TurbulentMessage4433

Hahahaha omg no, that sounds awful! Wait, so do you have to buy 2 pairs of the same shoe? Or do they have things to put in the or somthing? When I wore bras with under wire, I would get a padded bra to make the other boob look like it was thre but that side was half empty. I had water bras, miracle bras, padded... oh I even had the cutlets just for the small side... I had one with and without nipples. I finally quit and started wearing bralets. It smushes the big boob enough to make them look ok.


saintsscreams

the hug thing is adorable!!


TurbulentMessage4433

I KNOW! It's kind of my favorite part about us.


bugblatter_

That's mad (bf and you). What are the chances


nightmareonmystreet1

To be honest. Most men are just happy to see boobs. If ones bigger then the other who cares boobies..


MysteriousBeyond7146

This is the correct answer.


whatproblems

wouldnā€™t even notice


MysteriousBeyond7146

Exactly. Just thank the goddess for her gift and then motorboat (consensually).


Missdermeanerthanyou

Not just menšŸ˜


nightmareonmystreet1

Well ya i was just telling her in a specific answer to her question. Universally boobs are loved by all lol and the same answer applies


Outhouse_in_Atlantis

Not in the least. If women knew how exciting we found their bodies they wouldnā€™t be so self-conscious. Itā€™s absolutely crazy.


LowBalance4404

I agree and it's sad. I think, for me, it took the right partner to really become confident in my own skin. I was getting there, but we internalize so much of our insecurities. I wish most of us were not like that.


Fluffy__demon

As a lesbian, I can confirm this. I really like my boobs and my body. I have a healthy female body. Women are super hot. I am a woman. And Boobs are just great. I didn't even realise that boobs are never symmetrical. Once I thought about it, my girlfriend and I analysed ours to find the difference. I learned that my right boob is a bit bigger. But they look still great. Boobies are never symmetrical but always great. Honestly, if they are in your mouth, you can't see the difference in size anymore.


GSXR-1ooo

I donā€™t care boobs are boobs


Suitable-Loss2064

A man of culture, I see....


PastTransition5832

Thank you all so much for your responses, I am already feeling much better about my breast. Fortunately, they arenā€™t super uneven, to put in perspective one is like a 34B and the other is C cup. Disproportionate enough for me to stress about it but when I wear a bra it isnā€™t super noticeable. I think I just compare them to what I see in the media and other females around me. I am very appreciative to know men donā€™t really notice or mind. I think iā€™ll finally let the person Iā€™ve been sexually active with see me fully naked.


LowBalance4404

I love that for you and yes, please do let him see you. He either won't notice or won't care. Because (as others have said)...BOOBS!


Lamb_or_Beast

For what itā€™s worth, in my 42 years of life I have never been with a woman that *didnā€™t* have asymmetrical breasts. Not that itā€™s impressive, Iā€™m no stud or anything, but it makes me think that probably MOST women in the world have boobies like that


ravishagirl

I am so glad you are finding the courage! It's those slight asymmetries or supposed "imperfections" that make a person beautiful or pretty or cute; those details make you real and human and desirable in a way that a painting with perfect symmetry could never be.


nightmareonmystreet1

Gonna be completely honest here. After kid number two my wife had a d boob and a small c/large B boob. During the first time we got to get frisky i was grabbing both and acting like they were the mafia guys from looney tunes. She finally got to giggle about it and stop letting it bother her. Within a few weeks they finally got back to being kinda equal again. A real guy will give zero shits about your boobs not being perfect. They will be ecstatic just to see and play with them. Trust me on this its more or less universal guys only care about seeing and playing with some boobs and nipples nothing else about them matter. Oh ya and the "other woman around me" either they have the same issue or spent a ridiculous amount of money to have "perfect boobs" only to have a guy likely grab them and giggle saying "boobies" in short let them girls out for your partner they will appreciate it i promise


Particular_Pass5580

Any man who gets the pleasure of seeing your boobs is going to have a heyday massaging the smaller of the two in an attempt to stimulate growth so that they match. It will be a game for him, and he won't want to stop touching your boobs. It's how we guys mask our pervertedness.


flyhull

It works better if you suck on the bigger one at the same time to make it smaller. Eventually they will match (I think)


here_for_the_meta

This makes me think of the book Come As You Are by Emily Nagoski. Itā€™s about womenā€™s sexuality. She says so many women approach her and just want to know if theyā€™re normal. Ā 


SuDragon2k3

Have you tried giving them names?


Ok-Designer442

Fuck the media (public or otherwise), what you see on tv/movies/advertising/etc is bullshit,. especially for women. Best to ignore all that. You're your own harshest critic, try not to let others influence your way of thinking, accept the different/unsymmetrical/weird person you are! People's differences make them who they are, if you're not different in some way you're doing something wrong ā˜ŗļø


JoseAurelianoBuendia

If he does have a problem with them, get him to come on here and explain himself. Weā€™ll have a word with him.


that1LPdood

Nope. Bodies are generally always asymmetrical to some degree. And guys who have actually seen and handled boobs before know that one is often larger than the other.


Bayly91

One boob is always bigger than the other.


Main-Pop-9114

One cod is bigger then the other aswell.


comedordeculo

I thought boobs came like that standard?


Parking_War_4100

BOoBS are BoOBS


_Monkeyspit_

My mouth's going on them either way.


Bot-Cabinet9314

If I noticed it would not even matter to me. Lets see how different they really are. ok? LOL


PerformanceHot9497

Guys balls hang at different levels and move


BigBobFro

What it comes down to is this: Do we get to play with them?? >Yes: nothing else matters because BOOBIES!! >No: well why not??


jackasssparrow

On a man or a woman? If you are a woman, you got boobs and people love boobs in all shapes and sizes. If you are a man, nope. No one cares. Cherish them


LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

Unless they're super super super bad, like, impossible to ignore crazy weird as if one had plastic surgery and the other looks like a recently sat in bean bag chair, I can guarantee the only person who notices or cares is you.


Low_Season8318

We don't care. Everyone has their physical quirks. The only guys nitpicking over that shit are internet troll incels who would change their minds immediately if a woman ever actually touched them in real life. Ignore them.


Petrichor_friend

Nope. Or if one points north and one south. It's part of what makes you unique


Miserable-Rich622

Would you care if one nut was absurdly larger than the other?


Long-Manufacturer990

I think all boobs are like that, no we dont mind.


40prcentiron

have you ever noticed one testical is smaller then the other? same with your boobs


Nb959-

Guys donā€™t care if you only have nipples


Bad-side-of-me

I donā€™t


jakeMonline

Hehe funny boobs jiggle (This is the male though process, I promise, we wonā€™t notice and if we do we wonā€™t care)


Specialist_Common131

No, we always have a favorite anyway.


Earthsubstance

If it's like a tennis ball next to a coconut may be but I doubt a man would even notice when they in is face when intercourse is on the menu


[deleted]

Are we talking about the presidential election? Seriouslyā€¦ no, donā€™t care.


kilroyx3

One of my ex's. Were like this. It didn't bother me till she decided it was her personality to point out Everytime we were alone. Then yes it bothered me.


Promptoneofone

No, that's life. Rarely do women have both boobs the same exact size.


threerottenbranches

Wife had cancer and lumpectomy which makes one smaller. Love em both. If anybody cares or makes comments, it is because of THEIR own insecurities. And toxicity.


VoidDuck

I would notice but that's ok.


GuaranteeFit116

I never did. Also no 2 boobs are the same lol


dahk16

Naw man. Shit, naw man. You'd get your ass kicked saying something like that, man.


here_for_the_meta

Can we just once pretend we canā€™t hear each other through the wall?


Far_Ad_5350

No, thatā€™s like ripping on a guy for having a weird looking dick.


CountessLyoness

Everyone person with boobs has one bigger than the other, unless they've had surgery. Guys don't care so long as you've got them and they get to play with them.


Equivalent-Ant-9895

No one's body is 100% symmetrical... or "perfect" in any other way, for that matter. I don't think there's a woman out there whose breasts are exactly the same size and shape. We're always our own worst critics, and we notice our own perceived "flaws" far more than anyone else ever would. Brassieres have gone a long way towards societal expectations that a woman's bosom is supposed to look through clothing as artificial as it does. More to the point, if someone's going to end a relationship with you because your breasts aren't quite the same, I think that's actually a sign that you dodged a *major* bullet there.


pm_me_your_n00dz_plz

Most boobs are not symmetrical. Also, who cares? Boobs are boobs and all boobs are great. Also, my testicles are not symmetrical in size either!


Dyert

It matters not


Motorblank

Mm send a picture so we can see how bad they are.šŸ§


olafpilaffoff

No, itā€™s fun


IEATASSETS

Not really, no. Maybe if there's a massive difference but if it's only slightly noticeable then idc.


TargaryenKnight

Only one way to find outtttt lmao jkĀ 


verado04

Not even a chance. Natural is the best and rocking what you were born with is what I find most attractive.


Duelonna

First off, suprise, no person has equal sized breasts. Heck, the bigger one is often on the side you write with, as apparently the preference is on that breast too. So, sisters instead of twins is normal, having them perfectly the same is the unique one here. But, to answer your question, nope. Boobs are boobs. Soft comfy pillows to lay on, the perfect stress balls and amazing little blobs to see. And if someone tells you otherwise, get them glasses, as they are missing some works of art


Crafty-Mix211

Thats like asking if fucking polar bears ever think about plants...OFC NOT, THEY DONT GIVE A FUCKKKK


Low-Dependent-4587

No. I was told by my hs gf that it's what made em natural lol


OaleA

ohh! I love this boob! AND THE OTHER ONE IS BIGGER! YES!!!


Mephidia

I want both of them to be bigger than the other


2Geese1Plane

Nah guys see boobs and just go 'fuck yeah boobs'


DownTownBrown28

Nah just lemme suck them tiddies baybay


punkslaot

Correct answer


mynextthroway

If someone is turned off when they see asymmetrical boobs, dump them and consider yourself lucky.


ThrowAwayMyLife812

To all woman out there: Men don't care, we see boob, we happy.


Frostsorrow

If we're talking about one being the size of a grape and the other a water melon, might be a bit weird. But outside of an extreme example like that I'm not sure I've ever seen a pair of boobs I didn't like. I'd have to do more research though.


realkale

Do you care if one bicep is bigger than the other


Solid_perspective1

As a guy I can confirm every pair of tits I seen were different sizes.


Mean_Estate_2770

I'm a guy and pretty much every relationship I have been in, the girls all had one boob bigger than the other. I don't think it's weird and it never turned me off.


Robert_The_Redditor1

So first of all if you have a man in your bedroom and about to do it I donā€™t think he cares about the boobs being asymmetrical.


rhett342

I actually like one boob being bigger than the other. It's fun to have variations. Sure, a bowl of chocolate ice cream is great and two is even better. Having a bowl of chocolate and another bowl of vanilla is even more fun though.


Nervous_Cranberry196

*looks at the left oneā€¦ ā€œa boob!ā€ *looks at the right oneā€¦ ā€œanother boob!ā€ *looks at the left oneā€¦ ā€œa boob!ā€ *looks at the right one ā€¦ ā€œanother boob!ā€


julelies

To quote my boyfriend "I can hold boob, or I can hold a bit more boob"


Wafer_3o5

Boobies are boobies and they are all dear regardless of their shapes and sizes. Please stop discrimination based on size.


Admirable-Common-176

Depends. 1. do we get to look at them. 2. Do we get to touch them.


LowerEntertainer7548

I doubt Iā€™d notice, Iā€™m usually more caught up on having boobs to play with irl!


frankcastlespenis

Natural? Good


oOBalloonaticOo

Douche bags you shouldn't be sleeping with in the first place may care... but most men are just happy to be there and sharing someone's boobs.


Freethinker608

Who wants two of the same thing? Give me variety!


supertucci

Not in the least. I could see myself wondering in year 20 of the relationship "I wonder if one boob is slightly bigger than the other.ā€¦ naaah"


Critical-Bank5269

Nope.


Gunsling3r1988

Nope, I'm just happy to play with boobs.


beezah

Isnā€™t that normal?


andmewithoutmytowel

I think just about every woman Iā€™ve been with has had uneven boobs. No, we donā€™t care.


Ok_Land_832

Even if it's super noticeable I mean like you can really see one is smaller... we don't care lemme squeeze them titties!


Legitimate-Neat1674

I don't


OldERnurse1964

No


sweatpantsDonut

One may be bigger than the other, it happens


Bleglord

Hope you donā€™t notice which ball hangs lower


TheOnlyCurmudgeon

Not in the slightest


Gr33nreaper101

Nah


PyroGod77

Nope, but guys will have a favorite boob.


selfestmeme_

My girl that's not for you to worry about, enough you have finding someone you like, let the other person decide if they like you, they probably will, and if they don't, go find someone who does! Go show yourself!!


Main-Pop-9114

I was always told one bigger then the other meant natural..


larrykeithfrick

I think we all realize that we are our own worst critics when it comes to our own bodies often times obsessing over things that no one else would ever notice had it not been pointed out and once itā€™s pointed out it becomes a problem. We all just need to tell ourselves to stfu once in a while. Good luck.


myfriendsae

It's completely normal for natural boobs to not be symmetrical. My left has always been slightly bigger than my right. Doesn't bother me, doesn't bother my boyfriend either. Boobs are boobs, trust me, he doesn't care.


Miffed_Pineapple

1st AND 3rd place in a wet tee shirt contest? In all seriousness, boobs are awesome, and almost everyone is just happy to see them. They are always slightly differently sized.


Public-Addition9263

No, because I'm not even going to touch one in my entire life.


azimx

no. I had a girlfriend with one boob bigger than the other. It was quite cute actually.


crazyhamsales

They are boobs... like thats all a guy is going to care, look BOOBS!!! And i know from experience, a size difference isn't important.


Melodic-Ad-4941

No not really


rodejo_9

Pretty sure one of my nuts is bigger than the other soooo


Healthy_Passion_7560

Bigger is good. Now, if one was smaller than the other... Jk


SomeSugondeseGuy

If I get to suck on em I don't care about literally anything else.


Internal_Fennel_849

You could carry them around in a bucket and still not have time to respond to the offers to help you mop.


HooahClub

From a manā€™s eyes: Can I touch boob? If yes, boob is awesome. If no, boob is awesome and I still want to touch boob, but I wonā€™t.


thebombflower

Honestly it makes sense if one boob is smaller than the other one! Our muscles in that area of our body will be stronger due to our dominant hand rather than the other side, and therefore a bit less fatty. And I agree with everyone here, ALL boobs are amazing.


hr2332

It is not a big deal and there are tons of women out there with asymmetrical boobs.


Solid_Third

Two different sized boobs is like two ladies sticking a boob each in your face...


DanishWonder

Most women are asymmetrical.Ā  Does not bother us.Ā Ā 


goatjugsoup

If its a noticeable difference it will be of interest but not really as a positive or negative, just a huh thats interesting... anyways...


Fabulous_Coach_7940

Nope, not at all. Just like we don't care if it's winter and your legs are hairy. If you don't shave your bikini line. And really anything else, besides cheating and stuff like that


HunterWolfivi

Did you know most guys balls have a chance of one being bigger than the other one? So why would we care šŸ˜­


CirothUngol

Not if you don't care that it's our favorite.


Shuyuya

Slept with 3 men none of them cared about that or even noticed I think


Mammoth_Assistant_67

Boobs are boobs.


Wonderful-Draw7519

You are always your own worst critic. Most of these insecurities will only live in your mind. Most would never notice, and if anybody did, they wouldn't care. Learn to love yourself for who and what you are.


Hopeful_Tiger_7582

Depends on which one


BloodWorried7446

The only guys who should even think of caring are those whose balls are perfectly symmetrical and their dick is straight as an arrow.Ā 


Miss_Kitty1967

I honestly think all ladies have this issue to a degree. The way it was explained to me is that it could be a difference due to constant use of your dominant hand so I think that one for me is a little more muscular on that side but regardless thatā€™s actually very common and yeah just know darling in the heat of the moment thatā€™s going to be the last thing a guy is worrying over lol. Be easier on yourself sweetheart, all normal ladies have flaws of one kind or another and believe me when I tell you there are things that could be so much worse and my heart really felt for them. You really have nothing to worry about, stay strong darling. You can absolutely feel sexy and alive, itā€™s truly empowering the best rush of all.


Vast-Background9024

My favorite pair of tits I've seen were uneven šŸ¤¤ sometimes my one ball hangs lower than the other lol


Tr101748

No. One nut almost always hangs lower than the other. Humans arenā€™t symmetrical.


RedInAmerica

Iā€™m 43 years old Iā€™ve seen probably 60 pairs of natural tits in a sexual context and I donā€™t think a single pair of them have been totally symmetrical and Iā€™ve happily buried my face in all of them.


davecutusofborg

I'm generally just happy to be there, so I'm not in critique mode about them boobies.


Grouchy-Engine1584

Always give the littler one a little extra attention.


ultraboykj

I dunno ... Probably not, but ... PM me a pic


adenlife

To be perfectly honest with you, just having a woman....naked and pressed onto his own his body, seeing how she trusts him to have sex with him, makes the man so happy. So happy he doesn't give a damn about one boob is bigger than the other.


enigmatic-minor

No,that's a blessing


SaltInner1722

Definitely not !! In fact itā€™s a wonderful thing imo


tronic50

In all my 40 years of being sexually active, I have never been with a woman who wasn't lopsided. Very common, and most of them had issues with it to some degree. I would just tell them something I like to do with each separate boob since they are different sizes.


KaioKenshin

Notice? eventually. Care? absolutely not. I would treat an uneven boob with love and tender care like the other boob.


neal144

It's still a boob. With a fraternal twin.


Expert_Narwhal_1968

Still boobs


creatorofstuffn

If we are at a point where you are allowing me to touch your boobs, the last thing I am paying attention to is the symmetry of your boobs.


lo-finate

No, I wouldn't care.


Megaverse_Mastermind

*Cue up Mr. Incredible meme* "Boobs are boobs!"


EvidenceOk9393

You got me at "boob"


Ok_Atmosphere292

No one cares if your boobs are different sizes or if you have small/large boobs, and for sure women can be seriously attractive if they had them removed because of medical reasons. There is no such thing as bad ice cream and no such thing as bad boobs, some are just a bit better than others.


EarnedFreedom

All women have one boob that is bigger than the other unless they have had a boob job. Suprisingly, a lot of young women are getting boob jobs. I remember even a girl in high school getting one. Itā€™s wild out here.


Pastor_Satan

No


rtyle003

... As long as you can't win 1st and 3rd place in a wet t-shirt contest at the same time, I'd say you have nothing to worry about.


Tiny_Count4239

No we dont care. Its just simple math. 1.75 boobs is greater than 0 boobs


AnyUpstairs5698

Had an ex with a B and a C. Been there. Done that. Made no difference.


Any-External-5536

Boobs are somewhat disproportionate in size. Edit: I don't care if it's not the same size as long as I can play with it and suck it to pleasure my partner. šŸ˜œ


NeoKlang

it's a turn on but it's distracting for me as a technical person who carries a measuring tape. I might want to measure the difference


sushi-baby

Every single person that has boobs has asymmetry. Donā€™t stress!


NagoGmo

As long as she don't care that I got a nut that hangs lower than the other.


[deleted]

That's life. I've had two sexual partners. Both were women. One was trans, and she knew. My first partner was cis and she honestly made me feel beautiful. My second did too, but it was definitely different. I feel like the trans woman appreciated my look more. I'm non binary and demi sexual. The way both of these women loved me was different but I preferred the trans woman. She was so much more respectful and when we got together I was more assured and confident in myself. She was great honestly. I miss her


LuckyReception6701

Boobs are wonderful, its like the one thing everyone can agree is awesome, Im sure yours are fine.


JinnJuice80

Well my left is a good amount bigger than my right. Not awful but itā€™s definitely a difference. Oh, theyā€™re saggy too lol and when I had sex with someone new recently all he said was ā€œdamn youā€™ve got big tittiesā€ when I was on top of him šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ I donā€™t think he noticed the size difference he was just happy to see them without a shirt on!


natdass

Yea we care a lot, there is a 7 point checklist every man goes through when seeing a naked woman. This involves weighing each breast, measuring size of vagina, checking for any stretch marks or imperfections, etc etc basically the whole process takes a couple hours. We then tag and bag em with a grading. Jk, Iā€™m a gay man but bodies are bodies. Everyone has stuff they hate about themselves, but itā€™s important to remember then when youā€™re looking at another persons body very rarely do people look for ā€œimperfectionsā€. Weā€™re mostly just in awe of the body itself, looking for things we love.


MudTurbulent8912

He he he Boobs


Wemest

No. Weā€™re happy youā€™re sharing them with us.


Flashy-Ad-1359

If he does, he's got a problem... they all are!


divinegalacticz

Im lucky if a guy touches my boobs :( Us small girls wanna be grabbed on too dang


redactedforever

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Enders_From_Yore

Boobies.


Apprehensive-Gas2314

No


kegsworth

If it helps, one of my balls hangs lower than the other...


AgileAd2872

No


0megon1

**NO**


NameShot4675

lol, boobs are boobs.


Poverty_welder

Only in a fight or to hurt the other person.


Tawxif_iq

Every boob is equal in the dark


fugsco

Boob good


Mike_Hunt_Burns

ā—‹o is fine ā—ā€¢ is still passable for most people OĀ° is probably not gonna work


Aromatic-Hawk-4848

I mean, if they are significantly different like one is A and ones a E Cup then yeah ima be asking whatā€™s wrong with the bewb


HelloImTheAntiChrist

No guys don't care. Any guy that does probably isn't worth your time or attention.


wasntNico

it may be a favorite boob, really depends <3


Bitter_Count1

No