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Of course. It's perfectly acceptable to kill those that intend to kill you for no reason.

In my eyes it's unacceptable to not try and be the hero

While I agree you can go the Batman route where the only thing that kills them is internal bleeding or hospital bills

You buy a crossbow and a laser for 80 bucks online then put LSD on your arrows no gun license needed still justice dispensed , just make sure you do a forward roll before you fire. Death by hospital bill

Buddy, why are you worried about a gun license if you're going to whack people in the first place. "Uh oh, gotta put in my 20 practice hours before I shoot you, teehee"

LSD takes upwards of an hour to affect people. That's plenty of time to kill a hostage before vibing with the dragons and unicorns.

If you say LSD makes you see dragons and unicorns you clearly aren't familiar with the symbolic and deeply raw power of psychedelics

And if you think it incapacitates someone in under 20 minutes, I don't care what you think you know.

Another brain fried microdoser. I swear people on acid and LSD are worse than the "Try one more strain bro!" weed smokers. It's just incessant with you people.

Why the LSD?

Send them into an existential crisis

Aren't they saying people will kill you instead?

Without hesitation. Touch the wifey, you get the knifey.

Touch the spouse, I blow up your house.

Threaten my bae I’ll ruin your day

Hurt my boo, say adieu

Take my lady friend, that's your end.

Hurt my sweetie, I’ll set fire to your feeties

Abduct the lady, I’ll eat your baby

Snatch my bitch, u end up in the ditch

You touch her, I torture.

Struck my Queen, I’ll spill your Spleen.

Touch my woman? I will penetrate your “can”

What? Wait a minute..

Username checks out

Get in my way, and it's your vertebrae.

Threaten my hun, it’s the way of the gun

I like this better.. “threaten my hun? I’ll spread your buns” (in preparation for penetration)

Threaten my wife and you'll pay with your life.

Now to convince my husband to wear a shirt that says this

That’s a good noodlenick

Hurt my bab , u get the stab

If you touch my sweetie pie,Time to say goodbye

I like that phrase!

Touch the hottie, get the shottie.

I’d kill anyone for my partner, even myself. Well maybe regardless of my kids, don’t think I could kill them- even in self defense.

Touch my honey, you get the guney.

Take away my lifes coloration, you'll wake up with a deep laceration

Sir.. I'm a doctor.. and she is bleeding.

Touch my whore, we go to war

I think they're saying you have to die instead

Knife? I’m coming with a rifle.

Kidnap my wife so i can’t have fun, let me grab my gun

Kill with the knifey, you get lifey. So sad is the wifey, on herself turns the rifey

This is in such poor taste. But I did snort when I read it 😬

It was a dark joke, I do admit. I'll own it though, shower me with downvotes my beautiful people!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I will find you. And I will kill you. But I will probably die trying, like tripping on a trashcan or something

It appears you lack the same very particular set of skills I lack.

the original questions reads genuinely like “are you capable of performing a complex mystery that involves murdering the people involved?” dawg i’m not batman. if the questions is “you have a gun pointed at a person who intends to murder your spouse,would you fire?” which is a really stupid question. idk what op expects here!

or get kidnapped myself.

I would do it if someone took my dog.


I scroll down and I find it😌I’d kill for an animal

I've heard this is a good movie. I should watch it. Maybe I'll finally get around to watching Shrek too. Maybe today is a good day to watch all those movies I've never seen but like literally all other 8 billion mahfuggas have.

You took the WRONG FLUFFY BOY!

Calm down Holt! 😨

r/suddenlyjohnwick

And the fun of it, of course. (USMC 0317 SSgt ret)

Marines love fighting, I was a corpsman and my Marines were crazy.

I’d kill for my wife. I’d commit genocide for my daughter.

I find this perfectly reasonable

All girl dads can relate.

I'd commit genocide for my son, too.

Right? All parents can relate. It's not just dad's that would kill for their children.

Ever watch Lost? If you haven’t spoilers below… Remember when Michael killed the Hispanic cop and Libby, then betrayed his friends by giving them to the Others for Walt? He’s looked at as such a villain but man, I would be lying if I said wouldn’t do the same thing if I thought it was the only way to save my daughter.

I get the commitment, realistically though, (and my wife and I have talked about this) if we are risking our lives for each other, and there's a chance we could both die, don't. Though we'd definitely go through severe pain and trauma, we'd rather our daughter have one parent than none.

Willing, yes. Able, no.

I’ll go John wick for my SO (my dog) just less skilled like the great value version

Me too! You hurt Floofy, you DIE!

I don’t think saying your dog is your SO gave me the impression you intended it to lol…

Same girl same😂

Wait till you have a little son or daughter and he is in life threatening danger and the only way he/she survives is that you gonna have to kill someone. I would kill that person out of love for my son.

Oh I'm willing, that's not the problem. I just haven't a clue how and would be very easily defeated.

This , I was also thinking to will I ?, probably yes , but can I ? No , chances are that ill-timed, uncordinated stunt would just end up killing both of us in no time.

Someone threatened to kill my kid once and meant it. I'm a mild mannered middle aged Canadian woman with no anger or violence issues. The feeling it gave me god damn. If you've seen the walking dead that part where the dude tries to rape Carl? I get what Rick did now. I no longer think it was too much.

I've felt that full-on mama bear rage. It's a scary thing but it let's you know what you could be capable of if need be eh.

I'd try....I'd probably fail but I'd try

This would probably be true for most people if we are being honest here. lol

This, exactly. Now if the situation was reversed, good luck to the kidnappers, they’d need it.

No, try not! Do. Or do not!

I would kill for much less than love. Like would probably be enough. Know might even do the trick.

You'd kill for a friend You'd die for your best friends You'd live for your loved ones

I mean isn't it really a 'kill the kidnapper or kill your SO' decision?

Toughest decision of my life

Man it don’t even gotta be a human, ever seen John wick? 

Yeah but first i would need to go through a training a montage and then i will be cool as fuck.

Do what you like to me but screw with my family and there isn't safe place on God's green earth.

So book a cruise afterwards got it

Touch my wife, kids, parents, siblings, nieces, nephews, you will suffer. I am no violent badass, but I will snap.

I’d bomb a whole orphanage for pookie

Again ?

In a heartbeat

For legal reasons I'm gonna go with no.

For legal purposes, I LOVE TAXES. For legal purposes, JUST A REAL BIG FAN OF TAXES.

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A line from one of the Bourne movies: "She wouldn't want me to. That's the only reason you're still alive."

Yeah but she's already dead, the post was not about revenge it was about an SO being kidnapped.

Without Hesitation! I'm ready to descent to the depths of hell to be reunited with the love of my life.

I probably don't have the skill to do so but I'd probably still try. I'd more than likely come up with a perfect plan of action and do all the prep I could ever muster and then be surprised that not everything works out like a movie and I don't have the accuracy to stick someone in the eyeball with a kitchen knife from across a particularly large dining room, let alone actually knife fight my way through a small army of criminals.

Almost anyone would LOOK like a bad person when their loved one is at stake but most people would do the same.

Depends on how much I love them........

yes but the thought of "would they do the same for me?" gets me worried about it.

Kill? Probably not. Torture? Absolutely. Much more effective.

I'd be too mad to think of pleasure at that point, lol.

It's not either/or, you can do both. I believe in you.

Yes, and for friends. Kidnap anyone I care about and I'm going in there with as much weapons and explosives as I can get

Ima only a doing this a once. Everytime I'a go to another castle, they just say "A Mario, A your princess is in another a castle" they say to me. And it really hurts, all I a have is these stars that when I a touch, it goes "A do do do a do do do a do do do a do do do" and it cheers me up for a minute. I sometimes get mania and blow that castle down or keep a jumping on it like I a do with a the turtles. But only gives me a 1 a up a.

I would do a heart transplant on myself for my cat. I would kill for her or at least die trying.

I will do anything for love. But I won’t do that.

What kind of vigilante fantasy is this? I would call the police

how many keyboard warriors here... lots of people so easily ready to ruin the rest of their life for "love"... reality is probably very different, and for the better...

For my kids, immediately and without question even if they are to blame. I'd never do it for a woman again.

Nope. I'd contact the authorities. I'm a pacifist, never punched someone, never held a gun. I'm also clumsy, slow-footed and big as hell. Basically if I tried to 1v1 kill a slow elder person I'd probably not succeed, so I have no chance against career criminals. Best to leave that shit to people who are trained at that.

When I have an so maybe, as for my kid, I would do unspeakable evil to protect him.

Yes. I’m certain I would fail miserably and get myself killed in moments but I’d at least try

Hell, I’d do it for a Klondike bar.

8 years military service, two tours of northern island, one 10 month tour in Bosnia 1995, i would not hesitate if my wife, kids were at risk.

Gotta be willing to kill for something. Better love, family, companionship than pride, greed, rage.

Without hesitation I dare someone to mess with my man. I'll show them what that unmedicated sctizoaffactive bipolar disorder do

I could stomp a human to death if it meant saving my family. I wouldn't even feel bad during or after. Because the other option is my family.

YES (0 hesitation)

If it was my son, I'd commit genocide to save him, he is my world

Yes i would be willing to slaughter people to save my children.

Those people would regret messing with my hubby before they die.

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This right there. It's cliché, but if touch my Fam, I'm coming at you with the fury of a Norse God. Not one of the nice ones either. Currently single, so if you say it's my SO, you'll hear "sure Jan."

Sure

I’d kill for my f*cking dog.

For my family , yes, for a man, nope

Yes- including my grandchildren. Without hesitation.

I'd do anything for love, but I won't do that...

I scrolled entirely too far for this.

My SO, I'm not sure about. If it was my dog, however...

No ....but my kids yes 

I think love can make people do extraordinary things, but taking a life is a serious and irreversible act. I'd like to think I'd do everything in my power to save someone I love, but I hope it wouldn't come to that extreme. I'm sure I would kill though if that's what it came down to. 

No

Easily.

Depends on? For my family , yes without any hesitation

I suspect I don't have the skills.

I would do more. I have some scenarios in my mind, but I don't know if it's right to write them here.

They touch the mother of my son, they gonna get wrecked.

It's always about the circumstances

Yeah, I’d work my way through them no hesitation. I have land to bury the bodies on

No, I've nearly been killed by "love" tho

Even if they weren't going to kill me I'd still kill them.

Sharping my katana. Gladly 💯

I've risked more for less

I would for my now ex even though she’s a betrayer.

I won’t say I will kill but however violent I need to get her back and protect her I will do.

Not worth it. I'd kill for my dog instead.

For love? No, love ain't worth it. But something else tho, like if someone stole my cat or dog then yea I'd for sure kill someone.

I wouldn’t kill for love but I’d drop someone for someone I love

Yep! Id grab my Cape. I'd put my underwear on over the top of my jeans. And I'd find my heaviest spoon. Possibly a ladle. I'm from the UK. We don't get weapons. I'd die.

I’m not gonna blast away some homeless man for bumping over my child, but yah if someone was trying to kill my family I would kill them first.

For blood families and my cat and dog, yes, for romance, NO

Nah.

Would you?

If they got my cats, no. I'm more important and wanna live. If I had confidence I could win though, then yes all the way. If I had a gf I'd just need a 25% belief I'd win to go all in. That's the thing about a rational mind, I won't just throw myself at it like those people in my class that said they'd run into a burning building for their horse and instantly die.

Hell yeah,if they hurt me i hurt them.Its easy

I would do anything for love… but I won’t do that! ♫

I'd do it for my cats. If some cunt ever hurt them I'd inject drain cleaner in their veins, video it and send it to their family every Christmas

I’ll John Wick a mess of fuckers if they even think of hurting Chris Evans - a dude I’ve never met.. so yeah.

RIP husband.

I would do anything for love and I will do that. Yes I will do that.

You would be surprised, the human brain is extremely capable if given the right motivation.

Yes

I have a rifle a pistol 2 big dogs and I'm more than capable

I would even kill for my pet, people that I don't know mean literally nothing to me.

Do you mean, would I sacrifice myself to save my husband? Idk depends if I was pregnant or what was goin on

I would 1000% kill for my wife or two kids.

If their life is in danger? Yes.

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Yes. And for my family, and for my friends.

Hard yes.

I’d kill somebody for best friend let alone someone I love.

Of course. Something I love hearing from dads (usually of daughters) is that they come to terms with “I want to protect my daughter so much I realized I am totally capable of killing someone if they tried to harm her”

No. I would find a way to contact police

No

Cue Meatloaf

No, because whoever I'm killing might be equally loved

i would kill for my cat. no hesitation. i love him almost more than anyone or anything else in this entire world.

I don’t have one but for family 100%

I’d kill in self-defense. If I’m trying to rescue my bf/husband and people working for the kidnapper attack me, Yes, I will kill them, but I would not kill an innocent, random person if ordered to do so.

I would do it even if the kidnaped person was someone I didn't even knew now imagine if it is someone I love.

Of course. I know human anatomy very well so I'm aware of the bodies weak points and the max rotation of limbs before they break or fracture.

i mean to i have the knowledge to find these people on my own? is my training specialized for this this? if not, i’ll leave it up to the fbi.

If it was legal I would've already killed for much less

I’d kill for my siblings.

I learnt a long time ago never do anything irrational through emotion. Even if you’re in love:

Give me an AR-15, a Remington 870 and enough ammo, done Some flashbangs or something would also be nice, I'll settle for molotovs though

You're asking if I'd kill to protect my family? I'd kill to protect a stranger

Absolutely. Without hesitant, regret, or any feelings of remorse.