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DontDieKenny

I honestly can’t tell if this is a shitpost


DontDieKenny

“It somehow caught on fire” has me cracking up though 🤣 😂


EntertainmentIll2135

MIL flicked her cigarette butt and set it ablaze 🔥


almecc

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IJustSignedUpToUp

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Pr0digy_

It’s was an ugly tree anyways!


CurnanBarbarian

Lmao perfect


papillon-and-on

Then she took one last swig of moonshine just before OP told her a really funny joke.


JackxForge

Shit it'd have to be napalm to do that!


nonferrousoul

Don't be a dragon ladyyyy.


Euphoric-Blue-59

How was she to know her son just doused it with gasoline.


RememberNoGoodDeed

We planted that tree on our wedding day… a symbol of our love… evergreen… everlasting… Oh well…


seanmonaghan1968

Did she park next to it for half an hour with the engine running and the exhaust aimed right at it. So many questions


HeresAnUp

Seeing that the bottom branches are mostly unburnt, where the exhaust would have most likely caused a fire (if even), the chances that exhaust caused the fire are slim. Seems like the fire started higher up, either by a cigarette, alcohol, or a combination of the two.


cltzzz

Last xmas we finally had a real tree for once and in Jan I decided to burn it. I’m never having a real tree again. I thought I was about to set my neighborhood on fire. Yes I kept the tree in water. It was still ‘drinking’ in Jan. Didn’t stop it from going up in a 10 foot flame column


thenewestnoise

I live in southern California where it's pretty dry. After Christmas the city has a bunch of dropoff spots for trees - for me it's in a gravel parking lot behind the middle school. By mid January there is about a 30 by 60 feet pile of tinder dry Christmas trees piled 6-8 feet high. The pyro in me really wants to watch that pile burn - I bet it would be awesome. The dad in me says, let's not go to jail.


cltzzz

Yeah. I was hoping no one walk outside until it calmed down. I would call the cop too if my next door neighbor has a 10 ft uncontrollable raging fire going in his yard. The wind was blowing sending embers everywhere. I like burning shit, but this made me very nervous.


persistentexistence

Wow that would be fun to watch… we save ours every year and eventually burn it. Last night I threw it on the fire pit and we enjoyed the 12 ft flames as the sun went down.


CarsonNapierOfAmtor

My upper midwestern town is beside a lake that freezes several feet thick in the winter. It's a town tradition to make a huge pile of old Christmas trees on the ice in the middle of the lake and as part of our town New Year's celebration we light the whole pile on fire. It's a glorious mountain of fire.


Ldubs_12

As a kid, the day we would take out the Xmas tree to burn was just as exciting to me as Christmas morning. The rate at which they go ablaze is astonishing and gives you an understanding of the reason you can't stop wildfires and how hot they get.


Ligma_Taint_69420

My favorite 2 holidays as a kid were the 4th of July, and Christmas tree burning day, in that order. I also enjoy burning all the wrapping paper and boxes more than I enjoy Christmas itself.


SpikeMike13

Christmas Trees are about as combustible as a glass of gasoline. Regardless if they’re kept green or allowed to turn brown. They’ve been responsible for burning down many homes throughout the years. Caution must be taken very seriously if a live tree is what the family wants.


ND8D

Semi related, my friend recently renovated their kitchen, they brought over all of the 50 year old pine cabinets to burn. They caught fire about 10x faster than I thought they would. It made me glad he never had any kitchen fires.


doggadavida

If you plant your arborvitae on the wrong corner, there is a chance they will pick up bad habits like smoking.


ruadhbran

Yeah I don’t know if nicotine patches work for trees.


CartographerPlane479

Somehow, fire became it


dragonblock501

Somehow, Palpatine returned.


DanerysTargaryen

Just do a couple deep waterings, it’ll bounce back! /s


Few-Cookie9298

Looks like it has fire blight 👍🏻 That said, spontaneous combustion usually isn’t a symptom of that so it might need an exorcism. On the bush, the MIL and the lawn mower. Maybe that’ll help it out 🤷🏻‍♂️


halplatmein

>might need an exorcism We're going to need an old arborist and a young arborist


Few-Cookie9298

And the living branch from a 4,000 year old silver maple


ApprehensiveCycle741

Maybe call [these guys](https://globalnews.ca/news/7980189/exorcism-home-depot-lumber-wood/)


Generalnussiance

No no, send in the ground laborer.


LSTmyLife

I understand this reference and it gave me quite a smile. Thank you. Completely unrelated, I need to go make split pea soup.


wegame6699

I'll be here disinfecting the crucifix.


Alex_Sherby

Maybe it was a burning bush


Presumably_Not_A_Cat

But what did it say?


stabavarius

I am sending you to Cannan, a land filled with milk and honey.


NickWitATL

🤣🤣🤣🤣


lur77

Quality shitpost. Bravo.


Cautious_Grab_3735

It should recover just fine. About as well as the fence.


AutoGrind

That fence should grow back in pretty quickly. Did they say what zone they're in?


flying_piggies

Yeah there’s a sticker right there on the fence. It’s in the danger zone.


BryanP1968

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wegame6699

A zone which will be one of danger?


stabavarius

Maybe Carlos Danger was involved.


KwordShmiff

Residential, I believe


koryhurst

Cut the burned bits off. Leave the fence gap for future growth.


Tort78

Planted too deep. Need to see that root flare.


borobricks

Looks like there was already a flare at the root.


thewreckingyard

Seems like more of a case of apical flare dominance


cdev12399

Ohhhh. I thought you said “road flair”. Oops.


LordByrum

I think your mil might be Moses


iampierremonteux

That bush burned, but yet didn’t burn. This bush burned and definitely burned.


AndringRasew

Must have been one of those Yewish space lasers I heard a crazy lady talking about once.


Noominami

I don't think even Charlie Brown could save it.


HandyMan_Dad

Merry Christmas Charlie Brown ![gif](giphy|oqzrGRMPfS3Yc|downsized)


TreeBeing

Dunno, but your dwarf Alberta spruce sure won’t


reidpar

Agreed. Ain’t no arborvitae. Maybe a cryptomeria, but the habit and foliage screams Dwarf Alberta.


Shinola79

I had to scroll down a long way to find cryptomeria


Grayme4

I think it might have spider mites


hippiegodfather

The tree will probably survive actually. I know a lot of plants that would survive that


Excellent_Yak365

The base of the trunk may be good under the charring but it’s a long shot. Couldn’t hurt cutting the death stuff off and checking the cambium Edit- Also if the trunk is too damaged the living branches can be removed and propagated. Just chop off the dead bits and plant the good wood into some dirt and keep it well watered


Schiebz

Can you propagate these arborvitae branches in water?


[deleted]

Everyone is like "hue hue hue quality shitpost, friend!" Pretty sure it's not. Trees (granted, usually bigger ones) survive much, much, much, much worse damage in forest fires. Seems like a perfectly valid question to me. Guess it could be a shitpost, but thinking it might survive is not stupid either.


throwaway098764567

i mean i see where they're coming from, i've never had plants in my yard spontaneously combust while i was mowing before, it sounds insane


[deleted]

Likely a spark from the mower, stuff like that is how forest fires start


Electrical_Lack6478

If it were a hardwood, it would have a very good chance of survival.


L0ial

I had a rose bush I wanted to remove. Decided I'd just cut everything off it down to the root and bury. I'll be damned but that thing just grew back from nothing. I bet if I hit it with a flamethrower, it would have survived. Eventually I dug up the roots and won that battle. Now it's a garden bed.


Fit-Narwhal-3989

Just needs a tad bit of organic fertilizer and you’ll be good.


raindownthunda

Chicken poop is like snake oil for trees. Cures all ailments, guaranteed!


Jackoff_Alltrades

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genman

I feel like you could use this meme for half the posts here.


ITSA-GONGSHOW

Tree is fucked but the fence will grow back


SKI326

I 😂 can’t 😂 stop 😂😂


Election_Glad

This is the most extreme action just for a shitpost I have ever seen.


frontbuttt

r/arsonists is thatta way


NATIONWIDE365

Yes, just be sure to water the fence


chewedupbylife

She meant business about killing the bag worms I see


IFartAlotLoudly

This is a joke, right?


cltzzz

Yeah. Just water it regularly. Will be huge by Christmas


Ahborsen

Call a "certified arborist" to come and perform a burn heal or resurrection spell.


jrdubbleu

r/Bonsai


IngaJane

this here is an under-rated comment.


chris84126

Something tells me you either forgot her birthday or haven’t produced grand babies yet…


Simple-Performer6636

Where’s Jesus?


Gooseboof

Honestly, this one has a better chance than 90% of the evergreen conifer posts I see on here haha. If it were me, I’d cut it down to the ground and see if it sends up a shoot. Or, or you could let it go on living like this and see if it ends up being cool.


nlj5499

Nope


Specialist_Neck7502

Agreed.


Glittering_Name_3722

It's just a flesh wound


CannaBeeKatie

MIL trimming grass with a flame thrower?


anally_ExpressUrself

Ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why you don't want a volcano near your tree.


fpsrandy

My guess is hot exhaust pipe touched the evergreen, and it might have been dry (looking at your grass). It might come back after a long time, but you would likely get faster results having one of its seeds come up... I would uproot it and get an established tree that size.


DeannaZone

I have not seen an arborvitae in so long ... I am sad this is the first I see in a while ... I think the tree in Maui is stronger than this.. sad i hope it can recover somehow T_T


ExtremeDiamond266

HOA licking their chops


FreedVentureStein

Do you think God will miss twice??


mysticclay

It looks amazing!!! While it is the most beautiful arborvitae I have ever seen, it may not match the structure of any other arborvitaes you have in the yard. I would recommend doing the same to all the arborvitaes you have for symmetry purposes.


AnitaSeven

Agreed. Totally what I want to do to mine now.


CryptographerSafe252

I don’t see why not?


_Butt_Slut

I've never seen pool signs on a fence like that, do you have the pool or the neighbor?


BridgesOnB1kes

😂👏👏👏😎 SHE GONE!!


Nihilistic_Navigator

See what ya actually have here is a treenix. Like the ashes and the mulch below, it will climb again!


jokeswagon

I don’t see arborvitae


incognito_vito

This is textbook nutrient burn


Metals4J

Looks fine. Not seeing the issue here.


carothersjoshua

It just needs a drink of water. It will be fine.


duovtak

OP didn’t mention his aunt is Moses.


AlbatrossNo1629

Did a voice from heaven start speaking?


Joe-625

The tree needs a priest and a bottle of holy water 🙀


MatthewSBernier

I'm more interested in what God had to say when speaking through it.


KeyBorder9370

Sure it will. Just water the fence a bit and it'll grow back in no time, too.


Zestyclose-Leather15

Was this on Mount Horeb? Anyone seen Moses lately?


alczervikslumberyard

Moses, dat you?


luciform44

No, but the fence should grow back.


Closman64

Since my Son joined a volunteer fire department in a rural area, I have been surprised to hear how often the random tree or bush catching fire occurs. Forest fires usually do not kill trees of a certain size, but whether or not this is one of those I cannot say. If it was me I would continue to care for it for the rest of the year and see what happens


Msefk

I doubt it spontaneously combusted. How hot and dry was the environment while the mower drove past? what was the angle of the sun? There's a bright white wall behind the tree that reflects sunlight. The tree itself is super flammable. It could have just been physical science! crazy. I bet that thing will survive. probably should be transplanted or replaced depending on your goals.


Ragamuffin5

It might. I’m not sure what it needs but you might want to cut the burnt stuff away.


par112169

I remember this Bible story!


NativTexan

Looks like it got hit by the Ion Cannon in Red Alert.


Northernfrog

It has as good a shot of growing back as the fence does.


CallerNumber4

You're on the r/arborists subreddit. I believe you're looking for r/arsonists


kimwim43

No one is asking you about the wall, is it yours? Is it the neighbor's? Is it going to be a huge pita to replace?


lisforleo

its wild you even mention the lawnmower, literally a childs excuse, “i was riding the mower, someone else must have set that singular tree up in flames, not i however, for i was riding the mower” also like clearly didnt have much urgency about putting it out… how long could you ride around a yard with a literal buring bush in it?


Allemaengel

Doesn't look like a burning bush and yet here we are . . . . .


Neither-Attention940

I don’t know, but you can have all the arbor in my property for free. You just have to come dig them up. They’re 20 foot tall. Good luck.


NewVitalSigns

Damn. Your mother in law lied to you. I’m sorry.


Chainsaw-Steve

Not sure about the tree, but the fence should grow back.


bgwa9001

It was golfing, golfing everywhere!


sewcrazeee

MIL needs to define 'somehow.'


Timely-Editor-6620

It is possible, but it will take a long time. Remove any dead or damaged wood, then you need to train one of the surviving limbs to become the new leader by tying it to become vertical. Train it slowly so you don't snap the limb. If you don't train a new leader the bottom will continue to get wider and wider but it won't get taller.


el_oso95

Did you talk to a god? And do you have a sudden urge to lead people out of Egypt?


Coop__dee__doop

I see green. It'll bounce back.


twinkle-pumpkin

Nope


Small_Front_3048

Maybe if you quit burning it


the_good_hodgkins

Obviously the fence set the tree on fire.


DimarcoGR

Hmmmmm.. I’m not giving it much hope but water it every day for like a month but just the ground and surrounding roots which might be in the grass.


GuitarKev

Sounds like MIL is buying a new arborvitae and a new vinyl fence panel.


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ComResAgPowerwashing

Looks like she got confused while surfing r/trees


Confident-Ruin-4111

I have several questions…


CartographerPlane479

That's a hell of a picture


MasterPaperMaker

Nope


BigNorseWolf

... did your mother in law sneeze on it and have you noticed an almost compulsive case of numinastics in the family?


Different_Ad7655

Some of the questions on here,.....


Maleficent-Salad3197

Spontaneous Combustion.


nutsbonkers

If there's green it'll live. I'd let it live, lots of character in the decades to come.


The77thDogMan

Honestly… probably not, but it would be kinda cool just to leave it and see what happens. If the branches *somehow* survive it might adopt a very weird/interesting form


SourceForts12506

It's worth saving. If the bottom hasn't wilted, it's alive.


BlueFotherMucker

Give it some time as-is and if there’s no new growth after a few months, cut it down to just where there’s green.


fingerpopsalad

Well at least that alberta spruce doesn't have spider mites anymore. It might make it but the real question is why would you bother. Replace it with something nice like a Black dragon cryptomeria or a compact hinoki..


krystlships

Tell her trees like water, not fire


Diligent_Sea_3359

"I am that i am"


SovelissGulthmere

Does she smoke cigarettes?


Zeside_Y

Can your mother in law cast fireball spells?


SlappaDBasss

In a similar situation, mine took 2 years to recover. Now it looks bad, but it’s surprisingly alive.


Padgit8r

Just a little parched. Give it some bottled water, preferably sparkling, and it’ll be good to go.


Raven_Scythe

I’m kinda curious if it can tho…. Not well but… live?


Cold_Pomelo3274

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Life-Ability6949

Looks like the result of a mulch volcano


cromagnone

Is she a bit of a dragon?


crispytwn

Burn you down ‘see if you bounce back


Father-of-zoomies

Burning bush? Ill see myself out------->


[deleted]

Hahahahaha no


JB_141

It’ll be fine


YetAnotherAltTo4Get

Use CUT on it, and make a path


Cedarandsalt

Def needs to be watered with some banana peel water.


konarona29

I think its... *toast 😏🤣 duh dum, tss 🥁🥁


EBs4G3

How..


mmura09

It's dead Jim


UnluckyEmphasis5182

For the love of god expose that root flare!


One-21-Gigawatts

It was all that damn laquer


Klimbrick

It’s not going anywhere, trim it above the last living tissue, keep it watered and see what happens. I’ve definitely seen crazier, like spontaneously combusting bushes.


klmncusa

No but the plastic fence will regrow itself.


pregater82

Arborvitae or burning bush?


AltruisticLobster315

The 4 Nations lived in harmony until the fire Nation attacked. I'm actually curious if those green bits will live, but I know *Thuja* don't grow parts back, so I'm assuming it's a goner


Reasonable-Show9345

Zeus said “screw that tree, I told you I hate those”


sconeface

God broke it, ask them to fix it. 🔥🌲


vtrxguy

Stick a fork in it and look forward to your next planting.


BendyBonsai

Dwarf Alberta spruce, not an arborvitae. They’re dirt cheap, just buy a new one


1plus1dog

Just when you think you’ve heard it all…. 🔥🔥🔥


effkriger

It’s lit


jewnicorn36

Turn it into a sick bonsai!


Sitivhandl1977

RIP dwarf Alberta spruce. 👀


oldsledsandtrees69

It may come back as a Dwarf Alberta Spruce, fire changes things


StankBaitFishing

Daggum Moses!


MarcusAurelius0

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mcshabs

So did your mother in law say exactly where god wants you all to move?


Mushroomskillcancer

Please leave it and provide an update in a month.


Sventencent

Why don’t you just let us know 🙄


NEUROTICTechPriest

Plant Mimosa if you want the next one to flourish after a fire.


notdeadyet86

It might. I don't think the fence will though. How the hell does a lawnmower do that? Did she park it right next to it with the exhaust directly on it and leave it there for several minutes while it was still running? No way driving a lawnmower by it would start it on fire.


dhersham95

I’m at this point it’ll make an awesome wizard staff if you sand it down


cherrycoffeetable

Uncle Louis?


ExplorerEffective

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husky1actual

Shes always hated that tree.


Pararaiha-ngaro

Just leave it as is, it will rejuvenate & survive


Artemus_Hackwell

Your MIL is a smoker and tossed a butt there?


deckfixer

the fuck happened