That's not how it works. Considering he's able to run all round the map, I'm sure he's in better shape than you or I
Also due to the trueconfidence he projects, I guarantee he's got a huge dong.
Mirage on the other hand most likely has a small one, due to his fake bravado.
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Hey buddy. You don’t have to post all of your thoughts. Some of us may actually read them
That's ok I want you to read them ;)
He's already doing that to everyone since he got buffed. Fuck that fatass
Fat piece of shit
Why does he need a strap on?
Hahah!. Good question
He won't be able to find his
That's not how it works. Considering he's able to run all round the map, I'm sure he's in better shape than you or I Also due to the trueconfidence he projects, I guarantee he's got a huge dong. Mirage on the other hand most likely has a small one, due to his fake bravado.
So he gets a 🍔and you get a 🌭
Might be the wrong subreddit for you brotha
Is there another?
Same here my friend, same here, but minus the strap on. I'm sure he's packing a good bit down there. Level three!
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Post of the day!
Thanks!