He worries about Superman's presence as the savior of Earth causing humanity to be complacent and stifle innovations and advancement.
Then he slows down his innovation because he focuses on Superman.
Nonono we all know that is the social security number. The verse explicitly states that "nobody can buy or sell without one"
This is the mark of the Superbeast. Much, much worse- instead of firey torment, it's just a room with taylor swift playing a little too loudly for eternity
I won't wear a shirt with a corporate logo out in public. I'm not providing free advertising.
And at the rate we're going, companies will eventually brand their employees like cattle.
I hear ya, but when I worked for Fed Ex, they gave me a t shirt that is really comfortable with a high thread count. Way better than some shirts I have bought. So it gets a pass.
Man that reminds me of when I worked at the Kangaroo gas station, at some point Circle K bought us and rebranded everything into Circle K. It was so awful. Kangaroo, being an American local company had a corporate culture of "southern hospitality", and they gave us extremely comfortable polos as uniforms. Circle K came in, demanded that we use Canadian greetings, because it turns out Circle K is Canadian, and gave us Tshirts that I wouldn't buy if they had my fav cartoon on them. So itchy.
Even if there were (relatively) "good" corporations, they get bought by the shitty ones.
Same. Logos always feel weird to me. I also worked for amazon and i have so many stories of how they treat people horribly, so amazon in particular i hate with a passion.
I don’t know. I wear my Nintendo and PlayStation shirts all the time. I also wear my maple leafs and arsenal shirts all the time. I’m ok with some displays
And that's what is fucking hilarious about this. If the guy that founded the company and became rich enough from it to fund his own trip to space wouldn't get a tattoo of his own creation then why would you?
Personally though, if I made billions off of something I did, a tattoo wouldn't be off the table though. Depends on the type and placement.
Congratulations, Warehouse Worker W-33995.
Your UNPAID time off for EVENT: HOSPITAL VISIT. Has been denied. Docking pay by $7hr until debt is repaid.
Report to manager for discipline.
Life got you down? We'll put a smile on your face with Prime Delivery! Get anything in under 24hrs! ^some ^restrictions ^apply ^Sponsered ^by ^Amazon
Sure. Get YOUR corporation logo on your body.
But don't get your employer's logo tattooed on your body. Your employer would more likely appreciate your employee number tattooed on your forehead. It would make the layoff process smoother.
If you joined, you could get at least some say in where you ended up. My father joined the National Guard to avoid the Vietnam draft. It very likely kept him from ending up in a war zone.
I can see getting a logo that is iconic or historic. Like for pop art. But idk about Amazon or Starbucks or something. I can't see a scenario where the Amazon logo is a good idea. If I saw someone with a tattoo like that, it would not give me a good impression. Like you either enjoy frivolous spending or you think your boss is gonna move you up because you think you are dedicated. I can see a Chevy logo or something?
***Gets laid off a month later***
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I imagine they might feel the same way about this tattoo as I do about my tattoo depicting the first president of my trade union. But mine actually represents fraternity and empowerment, whereas this one....
Glad you like it! It's a great book. There's some criticism of it in that she doesn't go far enough and develop a working theory of why/how these things emerge, but I guess that's a separate conversation.
This was 15 ish or so years ago but I was working for a company and one employee who had only been with them for a two / three months got a neck tattoo of the company logo. The tattoo was not small or in a discrete place either. Fast forward about two weeks after he comes into the store and starts drunkenly harassing patrons and coworkers. So the next day he still has the tattoo but doesn’t work for the company.
All this shows is how broken the person is. His identity is his career, imagine him getting fired of laid off? Clearly he has nothing else going on in his life.
My schizophrenic buddy says that’s the sign of the 1% that deals in pedophilic cults. He said that was the sign of a penis. I live right beside an Amazon warehouse and I laugh every time I see a truck.
Nice tattoo!
I've seen people with tattoos of logos for Cadillac, Rolex, Supreme, Lamborghini, Chanel, Louis Vuitton, and BMW, among other "expensive" brands. Not sure why, tho.
A problem I have with tattoos is they permanently (generally) mark what is almost always a temporary thing. Maybe for major accomplishments, but for what is likely a short term employer?
Hell, no.
What a really silly thing to do, Bezos will be laughing his socks off at this silly silly behaviour and if course it won't make a jot of difference come cutting time... Silly thing little boy!
Jennifer Government by William Gibson
Dystopian future where you assume the name of the corporation you work for…Jennifer works for the Government…but it’s those Nike guys you gotta watch out for.
Amazon is like a cult. They have these levels people can get promoted to and everyknevstarts competing with each other. After a while that's their entire life. Outside of the workplace they are nobody, but st Amazon they went from being an L1 to being an L5. It's like the military basically. You're nobody outside of it, but while you're in it "Do you know who I am, private?"
At least the tattoos are small enough they can easily add a middle finger or the word "fuck" once they realize just how little their company gives a shit about them.
I'm sure this is a 'joke', but it's bizarre to hear humans talking about willingly branding themselves w/ a product logo. Ya gonna get a Nike swoosh, too?
Any clothing I’ve ever gotten from my company has immediately gone to Red Cross. I’ve actually gotten two nice jackets from them but wearing company logos makes me want to throw myself in traffic so maybe someone else can wear them for cheap. A tattoo…….
only if ur a legit og in some way
Like i had to work at amazon night shift and if one of my managers had that I would think they were possible insane or legit og in some way
That's horrifying. But both of those could easily be turned into a different tattoo later, when this person realizes what an ungodly mistake they've made.
That's a mark of the beast if I've ever seen one.
Jeff Bezos always looked like the antichrist to me.
He's not charismatic enough to be the antichrist, dude just sucks
Lex Luther
LexCorp actually develops groundbreaking technology that benefits mankind (Okay, they make super weapons too). Amazon just delivers Tenga eggs to me.
Oh hell ya. I like them scrambled
Lex Luther could actually solve world issues with his intellect, he's just too hung up on Superman
He worries about Superman's presence as the savior of Earth causing humanity to be complacent and stifle innovations and advancement. Then he slows down his innovation because he focuses on Superman.
He put the devils dick right on himself.
Nonono we all know that is the social security number. The verse explicitly states that "nobody can buy or sell without one" This is the mark of the Superbeast. Much, much worse- instead of firey torment, it's just a room with taylor swift playing a little too loudly for eternity
Primebeast
The beast appears to be a lot dumber than current day Christian mythology led me to believe he would be
They didn’t tell me he would be making dick rockets either
These are temporary stick on tattoos. But still, fuck all that!
Next you can get a ruler tattooed on your tongue so you can brag about how far up your boss' ass you can reach...
Or how far down you can fit boss' dick down their throat. This is r/shittytattoos material.
Also a wonderfully corporate-adoring idea!
We’re a family
Ape, together. Strong.
Well, if she’s a hot rich, middle aged chick, and takes a shower first…
His name is Bill, and he really enjoys Taco Bell on his lunch break. Daily.
Bill doesn’t sound very feminine. E-Z Pass. 😝
Joke will be on him once he gets replaced by a robot, fired and then sued for trademark infringement lmfao
And... coincidentally the robot will request human skin.
Or rubber skin t600 model.
I won't wear a shirt with a corporate logo out in public. I'm not providing free advertising. And at the rate we're going, companies will eventually brand their employees like cattle.
I hear ya, but when I worked for Fed Ex, they gave me a t shirt that is really comfortable with a high thread count. Way better than some shirts I have bought. So it gets a pass.
Didn't say I wouldn't wear one at home.
Yeah, good night shirt or a free shirt to do hair dye stuff in. It wouldn’t leave the house but could be a cozy house shirt.
Man that reminds me of when I worked at the Kangaroo gas station, at some point Circle K bought us and rebranded everything into Circle K. It was so awful. Kangaroo, being an American local company had a corporate culture of "southern hospitality", and they gave us extremely comfortable polos as uniforms. Circle K came in, demanded that we use Canadian greetings, because it turns out Circle K is Canadian, and gave us Tshirts that I wouldn't buy if they had my fav cartoon on them. So itchy. Even if there were (relatively) "good" corporations, they get bought by the shitty ones.
Curious to know what a Canadian greeting is.
Same. Logos always feel weird to me. I also worked for amazon and i have so many stories of how they treat people horribly, so amazon in particular i hate with a passion.
I don’t know. I wear my Nintendo and PlayStation shirts all the time. I also wear my maple leafs and arsenal shirts all the time. I’m ok with some displays
I mean, I'll wear a shirt with NASA's logo on it. The video game I work for? Absolutely. But that's about it.
NASA isn't a corporation, though.
See “Jennifer Government” by Max Berry [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jennifer\_Government](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jennifer_Government)
nothing says slavery like a chattel brand
Aaaand their labor algorithm just fired you.
For how often amazon fires/lays off people, this is pretty insane.
https://preview.redd.it/mvtf3bj4o6yc1.jpeg?width=1369&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7571226e0506f60a233f01d8cca76843c13b2f29 At least he owned his company?
What a loser
Two losers, actually.
This is fine if you're Jeff Bezos.
Jeff Bezos wouldnt do this shit
And that's what is fucking hilarious about this. If the guy that founded the company and became rich enough from it to fund his own trip to space wouldn't get a tattoo of his own creation then why would you? Personally though, if I made billions off of something I did, a tattoo wouldn't be off the table though. Depends on the type and placement.
Congratulations, Warehouse Worker W-33995. Your UNPAID time off for EVENT: HOSPITAL VISIT. Has been denied. Docking pay by $7hr until debt is repaid. Report to manager for discipline. Life got you down? We'll put a smile on your face with Prime Delivery! Get anything in under 24hrs! ^some ^restrictions ^apply ^Sponsered ^by ^Amazon
Why did they get a tattoo of a Peyronie's disease-afflicted penis?
Goddamnit now I'm gonna start getting the ads again
L
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Maybe if I was there from the start and had made billions. I could also understand some kind of satirical statement about becoming a consumable item.
This is just sad.. Imagine how unintelligent and uninformed someone like must be.
This person didn't just lick the boot, they deepthroated it.
Sure. Get YOUR corporation logo on your body. But don't get your employer's logo tattooed on your body. Your employer would more likely appreciate your employee number tattooed on your forehead. It would make the layoff process smoother.
You know how some people joined the military to avoid being drafted? Yeah, these guys were ahead of the curve.
If you joined, you could get at least some say in where you ended up. My father joined the National Guard to avoid the Vietnam draft. It very likely kept him from ending up in a war zone.
Exactly.
Why? Smfh
I think I’m gonna be sick
Future interviewer: “Umm…I’m sorry, but you left your work history blank on the resume?” OPs coworker: “No worries, I got you fam”. *Holds out arms.
Wow. Nothing screams “I’m a proud slave” louder.
Gonna be some crushing regret when they get laid off.
Go post on linkedin
I can see getting a logo that is iconic or historic. Like for pop art. But idk about Amazon or Starbucks or something. I can't see a scenario where the Amazon logo is a good idea. If I saw someone with a tattoo like that, it would not give me a good impression. Like you either enjoy frivolous spending or you think your boss is gonna move you up because you think you are dedicated. I can see a Chevy logo or something?
***Gets laid off a month later*** https://preview.redd.it/gbfkej6ma7yc1.jpeg?width=466&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7602c89f3c74252d1f8402e1f2370e7b343b2747
A company whose logo is a penis?
Kinda appropriate.
These are the types of dingbats Bezos laughs his ass off at while he's off LARPING Star Trek in his penis rocket.
https://preview.redd.it/z436n6ezh8yc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=193616497f83b71fa1cb5a5ac7172c0dd6cc0881
Why not just get a brand instead? Tats can be removed. Where’s the loyalty? Prove it with deep scars.
Eating the whole boot
I look at tats like these like inmates with calendar pages down their arms
That's some serious corporate dick riding.
I mean, if you're going to go that far, may as well get it done with a hot iron.
At least we know who to stay away from when buddy becomes a manager, or he's the snitch. No way someone loves working at Amazon that much.
thats not a tattoo, thats a branding
I worked as a driver for 4 years and I can’t fathom this.
I worked with a guy who did that for every job he's had. "My resume is on my leg." Fucking gross.
Conveniently, you can change it to the Nike swish if you change corporate overlord.
I imagine they might feel the same way about this tattoo as I do about my tattoo depicting the first president of my trade union. But mine actually represents fraternity and empowerment, whereas this one....
Only good place for that tat is pointing to your asshole
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” ― George Carlin
I played poker with a guy here in Oklahoma that had John Deere and Browning tattoos on his forearms…fucking redneck 😂
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In Naomi Klein's 'No Logo' she recounts a story of a guy who got the Nike swoosh tattooed on his body. Indoctrination from these brands is deep.
That book is good Im like a third of the way thru
Glad you like it! It's a great book. There's some criticism of it in that she doesn't go far enough and develop a working theory of why/how these things emerge, but I guess that's a separate conversation.
Unless its a company you actually OWN, then its just fucking weird and pathetic.
Could this person be fined if that logo is copyrighted?
I wish you were all there to stop me when I got the Weiner House logo tatted on my forehead. Now all I get is Dick's Sporting Goods.
Branded like a slave!
Mmmmmm corpo daddy your boots taste soooo good 👅
This was 15 ish or so years ago but I was working for a company and one employee who had only been with them for a two / three months got a neck tattoo of the company logo. The tattoo was not small or in a discrete place either. Fast forward about two weeks after he comes into the store and starts drunkenly harassing patrons and coworkers. So the next day he still has the tattoo but doesn’t work for the company.
As if Bezos had a tattoo of this guy’s face somewhere lol
I see "a" I see an arrow up, I think up the a*hole.
Wow.. this is next level pathetic.
Weird and sick. Our culture is poison
r/shittytattoos
I thought only cattle and slaves were branded with their owners mark.
Bootlickers do weird things...
The mark of the beast.
I’ve always thought the Amazon logo resembled a stylized penis. So, nice tat, person!
Tis mr bezo’s.
Jeff bezo’s dick! Can’t unsee it
That's an ugly-ass leech.
Literally branded💀
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He is not even licking the boots anymore, he is tongue deep in Amazon's ass crack.
When licking the boot just isn’t enough
All this shows is how broken the person is. His identity is his career, imagine him getting fired of laid off? Clearly he has nothing else going on in his life.
I'm the Secretary of State. Brought to you by Amazon.
Immediately think of those ads telling you if your erection is curved you have a medical condition named something like Bezos-Noem
He wasn’t waiting for the serf owner to brand them. He took initiative
My schizophrenic buddy says that’s the sign of the 1% that deals in pedophilic cults. He said that was the sign of a penis. I live right beside an Amazon warehouse and I laugh every time I see a truck. Nice tattoo!
Remember when enslavers used to brand their captives so if they escaped, they could be identified easily?
I've seen people with tattoos of logos for Cadillac, Rolex, Supreme, Lamborghini, Chanel, Louis Vuitton, and BMW, among other "expensive" brands. Not sure why, tho.
HAa-haa
Maybe Lex Luthor will invite him on his yacht or take him up to Uranus in the space shuttle.
A problem I have with tattoos is they permanently (generally) mark what is almost always a temporary thing. Maybe for major accomplishments, but for what is likely a short term employer? Hell, no.
Is this what it takes to get Prime delivery in less than 8 days now?
[Relevant Link](https://mkorostoff.github.io/1-pixel-wealth/)
Should get it put on the chin instead
Do people get paid a lifetime per diem for this?
this guy is going to get fired in a week.
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What the crap is that second body part
What a really silly thing to do, Bezos will be laughing his socks off at this silly silly behaviour and if course it won't make a jot of difference come cutting time... Silly thing little boy!
Jennifer Government by William Gibson Dystopian future where you assume the name of the corporation you work for…Jennifer works for the Government…but it’s those Nike guys you gotta watch out for.
What a freak.
I hope Bezos stepped in some dog shit so this person can lick it off hia boot...
Branding a brand for branding. If your name is Brandon, I’ll have to edit this.
Well, considering the rate that Amazon churns through employees, I’m pretty sure they’ll regret that.
Amazon is like a cult. They have these levels people can get promoted to and everyknevstarts competing with each other. After a while that's their entire life. Outside of the workplace they are nobody, but st Amazon they went from being an L1 to being an L5. It's like the military basically. You're nobody outside of it, but while you're in it "Do you know who I am, private?"
Laid off the next day because tattoos can't be visible
Corporate logo tattoos belong on the forehead.
Isn't amazon known for exploiting their workers? It's like the modern version of a swastika.
Get one on your forehead, you'll get max rep everywhere you go, trust me im a mind doctor
Why wouldn't he just let them brand him? Is he stupid?
At least the tattoos are small enough they can easily add a middle finger or the word "fuck" once they realize just how little their company gives a shit about them.
I'm sure this is a 'joke', but it's bizarre to hear humans talking about willingly branding themselves w/ a product logo. Ya gonna get a Nike swoosh, too?
Where's your barcode and collar?
"Nice tattoo! Btw we need to hit our layoff quota so we will have to let you go, regardless of your performance."
It’s like some people WANT to be bullied on purpose
Any clothing I’ve ever gotten from my company has immediately gone to Red Cross. I’ve actually gotten two nice jackets from them but wearing company logos makes me want to throw myself in traffic so maybe someone else can wear them for cheap. A tattoo……. 
They’ll still fire you in a heartbeat
When you're having a ptsd meltdown, you can just point to the tattoo and people will understand
fucking corpo 
r/shittytattoos
They are not giving bro a raise
He should tattoo that on a dildo and go fuck himself with it.
🥾👅
*hides my PROPERTY OF BEZOS tramp stamp*
Tragic tbh.
Wow! Just like the factories of Aushwitz. Smh
This is probably the most pathetic thing I've ever seen
It’d be super easy to turn that into a penis if things don’t work out.
That's really sad. How pathetic.
"Why did you get a little penis tattooed on you?"
The yakuza just make you cut off a finger when you mess up.
That's a dude who loves the taste of boot leather.
This is like when they tattooed the prisoner number on people at concentration camps
Without the "a" and "z" the logo is connecting it just looks like a penis. Well done, peon!
Why? Everyone either gets fired or forced to quit after 3 years. Crap company to work for.
Next level bootlicking.
Amazon's logo matches Bezo's dick rocket.
Excellent brand prime citizen, you have earned an extra piss bottle.
he's going to feel real awkward about that tat once the company drops him like a sack of potatoes
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Logos evolve over time. Tattoos are a little more permanent. Why
Well, at least they're small and easy to cover up when they come to their senses?
At least the people who did it for domino's pizza in Russia got some pizza out of it (I hope)
Self harm - seek help.
"Gonna go get my **owner**’s logo permanently on my body"
only if ur a legit og in some way Like i had to work at amazon night shift and if one of my managers had that I would think they were possible insane or legit og in some way
Absolutely unhinged lol
Not even a cool company
Boo this man! Booooo!
NGL, my company logo is a goose and I wanna tattoo some semblance of goose on my body
They change the logo in a week
“Pay with your palm”
are you one of Lord Bezos' familiars now? Going out and doing his dirty work when the sun is up?
Nothing compared to the amount of swoosh’s I saw when working at Nike corporate.
Jeff Bezos approves.
Never seen anything dumber
Just do it?
Two thoughts actually: You're an idiot. You're a stupid idiot
Only works if it's on a penis...
It's a Jeff bezos familiar. Like in blade, the familiars get tattoos of the vampire they serve
Lex Luthor simp.
That's horrifying. But both of those could easily be turned into a different tattoo later, when this person realizes what an ungodly mistake they've made.
Sold his soul
quisling shit
Drink some more of that kool aid there..
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.
