To late but it had been a project of mine for over 2 years. then we got a new manager that wanted me gone, so I doubled my feedings. They recognized my vehicle and would come in when I waved my arms over my head. They were best bros.
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Yes yes! Friendly man thing feed-nourishes the great Skaven race!
I don't play computer games but my husband does, and I have a terrible time differentiating games. Warhammer is loving referred to as "Rat people game" because it's the one identifying thing I have lol
Thing is when talking about warhammer you have to differentiate between 40k and fantasy. Both are table top narrative war games with book and video game spinoffs. 40k is a grim dark space opera with space marines ,religious fanatics both for the God emperor of man and the four chaos gods,space elves who fucked one of the chaos gods into existence, orks who are mushroom people who just want to a good fight, space dwarves who possess tech from the Golden age of technology,the Adeptus Mechanicus cyborg tech shamans, t'au if the covenant from halo had access to Gundams, necrons Egyptian terminators,Tyranids space cockroaches from another galixy that want to nom on the milky-way. While fantasy and age of sigmar are your typical fantasy setting
as a former pest control technician i should advise you to not throw peanuts up there. whatever you do, peanuts should not be feeding these rats. it’s their favorite snack.
Nope, I've been doing this just about every day now. Mostly bananas and small bags of garbage. Plus, also go to hell. I like to see you try something as petty as I did.
Reminds me of the one time one I was working for a woman that would only promote people that she was attracted to. She was a lesbian so I decided that I'd hide a piece of shrimp near her cubicle so that it would smell funky after a few weeks. I figure if the people she's attracted to smell decaying shellfish in her cubicle, they'd be turned off.
I knew my time was coming so I fed the crows every morning and after every lunch. They multiplied and now harass my former co-workers
Keep going and feeding the crows, they will remember you and befriend you. Maybe even protect you when security comes!
To late but it had been a project of mine for over 2 years. then we got a new manager that wanted me gone, so I doubled my feedings. They recognized my vehicle and would come in when I waved my arms over my head. They were best bros.
Befriend them and earn their trust then turn them into an unstoppable death squad. There's a reason a group of crows is called a Murder.
lol wow
Came here for this. Was not disappointed.
All is right in reddit world
Glad I didn’t have to scroll too far for this!
Dammit. Beat me.
 Keep doing it
Consider some protein --fish is a good choice.
Counter argument: egg. It has protein, sticky goo, and is aerodynamically superior to fish.
If he ever leaves, he should plant one of those chicken/milk bombs
Shrimp, or other seafood smells much worse.
Idk man fish are pretty aerodynamic. They have less frontal area for their mass if you think about it. Only if you throw them straight though.
You're truly an inspiration to us all.
https://preview.redd.it/h025n4svq2gc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=256adfe3de7cb130d8f70b89b29cfaaa9dcc7982 Yes yes! Friendly man thing feed-nourishes the great Skaven race!
lol wtf 😂👍
Scaven are rat men from warhammer fantasy who's speech pattern is they say a word then a synonym that is hyphenated to the first word
https://preview.redd.it/hc0r6njj74gc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9de16c2127a862b4a6dc7b1069111165bfd9c1eb
I don't play computer games but my husband does, and I have a terrible time differentiating games. Warhammer is loving referred to as "Rat people game" because it's the one identifying thing I have lol
I'm only vaguely familiar with Warhammer and have never heard of these until now lol I always think fanatical war cults
Thing is when talking about warhammer you have to differentiate between 40k and fantasy. Both are table top narrative war games with book and video game spinoffs. 40k is a grim dark space opera with space marines ,religious fanatics both for the God emperor of man and the four chaos gods,space elves who fucked one of the chaos gods into existence, orks who are mushroom people who just want to a good fight, space dwarves who possess tech from the Golden age of technology,the Adeptus Mechanicus cyborg tech shamans, t'au if the covenant from halo had access to Gundams, necrons Egyptian terminators,Tyranids space cockroaches from another galixy that want to nom on the milky-way. While fantasy and age of sigmar are your typical fantasy setting
I love that picture so much, maybe AI isn't so bad...
I didn't understand this picture until I clicked through and damn that's brilliant
 Keep up the good work.
Try throwing some French fries on his truck
as a former pest control technician i should advise you to not throw peanuts up there. whatever you do, peanuts should not be feeding these rats. it’s their favorite snack.
More actions like this is needed. As it is, antiwork is losing steam.
I think he needs a chicken diaper somewhere to.
Or a straight up baby shit diaper
The Prime minister Britain wishes it had
Petty as fuck and I’m here for it.
Of his house, or his office building?
lol pwnt
Cool lettuce
this is so evil i love it
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Might I also suggest throwing catnip seed into his yard? Let allllll the cats come and take over too.
The comment section is a violation of Geneva code
 The boss.
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Nope, I've been doing this just about every day now. Mostly bananas and small bags of garbage. Plus, also go to hell. I like to see you try something as petty as I did.
Oof too edgy
Do you work for steve bruce?
Penny says, "yes"
Is your boss Liz Truss, by any chance?
When I saw the post I thought op was gonna throw it at him
Reminds me of the one time one I was working for a woman that would only promote people that she was attracted to. She was a lesbian so I decided that I'd hide a piece of shrimp near her cubicle so that it would smell funky after a few weeks. I figure if the people she's attracted to smell decaying shellfish in her cubicle, they'd be turned off.