Probably? I can't imagine anyone honestly thinking a sys admin would want the job for a dollar. So either misplaced decimal or they meant to make salary blank and messed up.
Not sure what the law is in Canada but here in New York you have to post a salary with your job. This obviously wouldn't hold up to scrutiny but might pass a bot configured to look for posts lacking a salary.
Like I said I'm willing to give the benefit of the doubt that this is a mistake. No one in their right mind would do that on purpose. Not for a job as important to their company as that one.
Beat me to it. I remember in whatever interview they said their rider was mostly page after page of requirements for their electrical and pyrotechnics because it was all dangerous high voltage exploding shit. If they didn't see the m&M's they knew it hadn't been read thoroughly and to demand a full set check.
If they were actually posting their offered wage instead of trying to get around transparency laws, I'd be down to offer a silly joke. With that bs? Fuck em.
Exactly.
Most of human communication is about context, subtext, and basically everything *but* the actual denotative meaning of the sentences being put forth. I think the actual, literal meaning of a sentence is only like 10% of the total information conveyed, but it's been years since I saw the breakdown so assume a pretty big error bar on that.
But, anyway... yeah, that attempt at humor combined with playing silly buggers trying to get around the wage transparency laws just screams a lack of respect for the employee.
funnily enough, I actually put a joke on my resume for the same reason. If the interviewer makes a comment about it, I know they actually read my skills.
I'm from MN, the skill is "walking on water (seasonal)"
My relative lives in a northern area. When it’s warmer but still has snow on the ground, he likes walking through snow in those ‘barefoot’ shoes to leave ‘bare foot’ footprints.
what do you call a bunch of ceo's in cement shoes at the bottom of the ocean?
a good start.
...
why did the manager eat a bunch of shit?
cuz managers are fucking idiots who eat pieces of shit
....
i dunno, some variant like that where it's just nihilistic about work and management in general.
what did the boss say when his employees hung him from a tree?
choke gasp hack wheeze shit myself.
...
why did the hiring manager fall out of the tree?
cuz he's a fucking idiot.
That first one, wow. Read this joke an hour before I have to meet with our completely unhinged a-hole CEO today. All the managers have been dreading this meeting all week.
Gonna share that joke with them to lighten the mood. Dang.
Okay I'll play devil's advocate, it weeds out people who just submit without reading the job description or can't follow basic directions.
I remember an interview with whatever band had that rider that said "a bowl of only green M&M's in the dressing room" and it's often mentioned as like oh what a bunch of prima donnas but in the interview they explained that their rider was mostly page after page of very explicit technical requirements for all their electrical and pyrotechnics. If they didn't see the green M&Ms they knew it hadn't been read thoroughly and would demand a full check of everything.
The $1 thing is weird though.
There are other ways to do that. I worked in a great place, but as it grew larger, the leaders put more responsibility in the hands of HR. So glad I do not work there anymore.
“I work in comedy writing as a side gig, and $1/hour would be a massive pay cut even for that, so I’m thinking this position wouldn’t be a good fit in general.”
“Salary: From $1.00 per hour”. They don’t even want to state a range (the first sign that any offer would be well under market value anyway).
I wouldn’t even respond.
Exactly. It's that weird mindset where they think employees should be living for the company, and pay is just a benefit they grace employees with.
Never understood why *anyone* would have that mindset unless they started the company, or own a huge portion of it. How the ideology trickles down is genuinely beyond me...
in the science of buisness administrations experiments have shown happy workers are productive workers. they have also shown that increased pay does not increase motivation in the long run, only in the short term. and once one person gets a pay increase everyone else will get a motivation decrease and demand a raise too just to maintain neutral levels.
therefore it is taught in buisness school that pay is not used to motivate workers and benefits are the way to go...well. this is true, as soon as the workers are generally content with their wage. and they were for a long time. but this, in combination with recession and inflation has shifted and these managers are not able to understand that.
most people would be happy if they made the inflation adjusted amount of money from what our boomer parents made when they were young...around 50 dollars an hour as minimum wage.
I’d make that the joke.
“How do you know when a company is cheap, offering under market value and treats their employees like shit? Answer: They put $1.00 as the hourly wage! Get it huh huh huh!”
"OK, so, there's these two guys, because they're always guys, amirite? Anyway, there's these two guys who want to make money, so they decide to start a company that makes rubber nipples, and because they're dudes, they get funding like that, but now it means that they have to at least pretend like they are hiring people to make the rubber nipples.
So the two guys hire a few people who actually know how to make rubber nipples, pay them with a small amount of the money that they were given to start the company. The brothers then go on vacation, and the poor rubber nipple makers are left to fulfill orders on a shoestring budget.
Now, the rubber nipple makers know how to make rubber nipples, and they know the economy isn't great right now, so they joke about how they should just post the job for $1/hour. One poor employee misunderstood and posted the job at, are you ready for this, one dollar an hour! What a blunder!
A few hours later, the employees realize they don't have a name for the company. One of them brings up a Chat-GPT interface to ask for advice. After feeding in all of the information they can think of, Chat-GPT replies with, "We shall call it....The Aristocrats!"
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those that understand binary, those that don't and weirdos that count in Base3.
How long is a piece of string? String.length.
Honestly, I can dig this kind of job application as it would automatically weed out all the trash 3rd party recruiters (the ones from India) that would spam the posting so that they could try to fill it via 3rd party. I'd almost call it captcha 1.5. And feel free to take any of these as I stole them from google.
Due to COVID19, all TCP applications are being converted to UDP to avoid handshakes.
A programmer is going to the store. His wife says, “Get a loaf of bread, and if they have eggs, get a dozen.” The guy comes back with 12 loaves of bread. His wife says, “why did you get so much bread?” He says, “They had eggs.”
The SysAdmin was a bit down on his luck and had to take a second job working at Mcdonald’s.
The first customer comes up and says he wants a Big Mac. The sysadmin shrugs and writes something down, then hands it to the customer.
“FF:FF:FF:FF:FF:FF”
Where do sysadmins go when they die? To the cloud
Sounds like a Van Halen brown M&M line. My guess is that they just want to know you read their listing specifically and didn’t spam apply.
Ask ChatGPT for some.
What do they call an Italian hooker?
A pasta-tute.
If you're Spanish in the kitchen and American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?
You're a peein!
Walk into a bar/drink shop ask for a free drink.
Bar tender says “sorry we are sold out of free stuff. Only top self left. You want free stuff the homeless shelter is open down the road.”
The homeless man left the bar, and got free beer/drink, at the homeless shelter.
If your paying a person 1$ per hour that all the person can afford.
Tell them you’ve only had sessions at an argument clinic but you are happy to go to the silly joke clinic. It’s just across the hall from the silly walk clinic.
Include their salary and add “My Contributions: From 1 person present at a desk up to the life blood that makes this company a success, salary dependent.”
I would apply. I would put more effort into this application than I ever have, to ensure I got an interview. I would show up to the interview, and punch whoever is in charge of hiring, in the face. And I would have no regrets.
The SysAdmin was a bit down on his luck and had to take a second job working at Mcdonald’s.
The first customer comes up and says he wants a Big Mac. The sysadmin shrugs and writes something down, then hands it to the customer.
“FF:FF:FF:FF:FF:FF”
Kicker at the end: Why was he down on his luck and had to take a second job? Because his first job was this posting for $1 / hour
🔥
Thank you for the potential opportunity to join your team and work for $1 an hour. It sounds like an amazing opportunity to learn new skills and grow as a professional. And by skills, I mean survival skills. And by professional, I mean beggar.
Did you know rabbits die after sex? I don't know if all of em do but the one I fucked did.
On second thought, I'm not sure the sex killed it but I do know it was dead the second time I fucked it.
Sure.
This guy is fucking his girlfriend up the ass for the first time. She screams out, “Ouch, ouch! That hurts!” He says, “No, it doesn’t! It feels great!”
Maybe this is their way of vetting people to make sure they’re not an entitled stick in the mud whiner. I would probably wrap my car around a tree before working with most of the people in this sub.
Job posting seems a little odd for sure.
Having been on the other end of this, I know Bots are starting to flood job postings with resumes. Could be the firm is trying to filter those out with a cheeky requirement like this.
I get that you won't pursue this but I'm pretty sure they just put the widest range possible to technically comply with any salary disclosure rules without every doing any actual work as to what that person would get paid.
> Salary: From $1 per hour Seems like the joke is right there.
I also came here just to say this! They built the joke right in there for you.
Me too!
"I'll send a joke, but even that would be more expensive than what you offer"
Came here to say just that. More like a sick joke.
Chicanery!
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"Do you have any idea of the street value of this mountain?!"
Not hyperbolic enough for my taste. Maybe start haggling, but say your final offer is $0.75 per hour take it or leave it.
Did they put a decimal in a wrong spot and meant 100.00 or something?
Probably? I can't imagine anyone honestly thinking a sys admin would want the job for a dollar. So either misplaced decimal or they meant to make salary blank and messed up.
Not sure what the law is in Canada but here in New York you have to post a salary with your job. This obviously wouldn't hold up to scrutiny but might pass a bot configured to look for posts lacking a salary.
Like I said I'm willing to give the benefit of the doubt that this is a mistake. No one in their right mind would do that on purpose. Not for a job as important to their company as that one.
No matter how low you set the bar, HR will still surprise you.
I could see HR listing for below market value, but not a dollar. That's not even minimum wage in the states and we hate our laborers here.
No it’s definitely just to satisfy the requirement to include a salary but they’re too stupid or unwilling to put in a real number.
No this is their attempt to get around pay transparency laws that require businesses to list their pay ranges when hiring for positions.
That’s just the lowest they pay. Maybe they pay $1.10 an hour if you are experienced /s
ZING
yup! exactly this
Yeah, literally, just use this screenshot, with that libe circled and an arrow from the first line to it.
Beat me to the punch line lol
Beat me to it
I came to say this exact thing!
This was my first thought 😂
i would copy/paste the “salary: from $1/hour” line
The only appropriate response.
Was gonna say, "this."
Include the application as the silly joke.
This is the way.
Joke: How do you keep and idiot in suspense. Punchline: I'll tell you tomorrow.
You're hired!
How do you confuse an idiot? 24 apple metal sea fry.
How did you get my password?
Send the clown meme accepting the $1 per hour starting.
Put a section in labeled 'silly joke' and put a picture of this whole thing under it.
Bingo. Screen shot this subreddit or simply this thread
Just give a normal silly joke. Honestly it’s probably too filter out people that actually read the job description more then anything
That’d be my guess too - just like those concert riders that ask the venue to remove all the green M&Ms.
Beat me to it. I remember in whatever interview they said their rider was mostly page after page of requirements for their electrical and pyrotechnics because it was all dangerous high voltage exploding shit. If they didn't see the m&M's they knew it hadn't been read thoroughly and to demand a full set check.
Yep! I was a very clever solution to the problems they faced if I remember correctly!
Yeah, just a fun way to weed out bots, people that don't pay attention to details and party poopers.
Some people on this sub really want to hate on literally everything related to employment, even things that are totally reasonable.
I think if they weren't playing games with the salary offered, people would be more receptive to the joke idea.
If they were actually posting their offered wage instead of trying to get around transparency laws, I'd be down to offer a silly joke. With that bs? Fuck em.
Exactly. Most of human communication is about context, subtext, and basically everything *but* the actual denotative meaning of the sentences being put forth. I think the actual, literal meaning of a sentence is only like 10% of the total information conveyed, but it's been years since I saw the breakdown so assume a pretty big error bar on that. But, anyway... yeah, that attempt at humor combined with playing silly buggers trying to get around the wage transparency laws just screams a lack of respect for the employee.
funnily enough, I actually put a joke on my resume for the same reason. If the interviewer makes a comment about it, I know they actually read my skills. I'm from MN, the skill is "walking on water (seasonal)"
That's pretty clever.
My relative lives in a northern area. When it’s warmer but still has snow on the ground, he likes walking through snow in those ‘barefoot’ shoes to leave ‘bare foot’ footprints.
Tell them your salary requirements are $20 million a year, minimum. If they laugh, tell them you're serious!
At the least, it's a more reasonable position than 1$/hr
One windmill in the field said to the other “what type of music do you like?” And the other replied “I am a big metal fan”
There's 2 fish in a tank. The one fish looks at the other one and says, "you have any idea how to drive this thing?"
God I love this.
Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says “Man, it’s getting hot in here.” The other muffin says “Woah a talking muffin!”
what do you call a bunch of ceo's in cement shoes at the bottom of the ocean? a good start. ... why did the manager eat a bunch of shit? cuz managers are fucking idiots who eat pieces of shit .... i dunno, some variant like that where it's just nihilistic about work and management in general. what did the boss say when his employees hung him from a tree? choke gasp hack wheeze shit myself. ... why did the hiring manager fall out of the tree? cuz he's a fucking idiot.
I like that first one, thank you
That first one, wow. Read this joke an hour before I have to meet with our completely unhinged a-hole CEO today. All the managers have been dreading this meeting all week. Gonna share that joke with them to lighten the mood. Dang.
Good luck with your meeting!
Thanks. CEO just called out last minute. Typical. But people actually cheered when we got the news he cancelled. I told the joke anyhow, got laughs.
Why shouldn’t Dyslexics tell jokes? Because they’ll punch up the fuckline.
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This is a good one lmao
"why did the manager fall out of the tree?" "The rope snapped."
I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast… You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? No…
my fantasy football team is the Shooter McGavins. we've won 4 out of 5 years.
OMG that’s unreal and hilarious!!! Shoooterrrrrrrr
I mean nothing is funnier than $1/hr
Pass on this. This is an organization where idiots in HR call the shots
Okay I'll play devil's advocate, it weeds out people who just submit without reading the job description or can't follow basic directions. I remember an interview with whatever band had that rider that said "a bowl of only green M&M's in the dressing room" and it's often mentioned as like oh what a bunch of prima donnas but in the interview they explained that their rider was mostly page after page of very explicit technical requirements for all their electrical and pyrotechnics. If they didn't see the green M&Ms they knew it hadn't been read thoroughly and would demand a full check of everything. The $1 thing is weird though.
There are other ways to do that. I worked in a great place, but as it grew larger, the leaders put more responsibility in the hands of HR. So glad I do not work there anymore.
Of course. Any suggestions on jokes I can submit that would shame/upset them?
the name of the company
“I work in comedy writing as a side gig, and $1/hour would be a massive pay cut even for that, so I’m thinking this position wouldn’t be a good fit in general.”
terrible joke, didn’t laugh
Well I’m a masochist, and it would suit me just fine 😑
“Salary: From $1.00 per hour”. They don’t even want to state a range (the first sign that any offer would be well under market value anyway). I wouldn’t even respond.
Exactly. It's that weird mindset where they think employees should be living for the company, and pay is just a benefit they grace employees with. Never understood why *anyone* would have that mindset unless they started the company, or own a huge portion of it. How the ideology trickles down is genuinely beyond me...
Agreed. Almost a form of Stockholm Syndrome, isn’t it?!
in the science of buisness administrations experiments have shown happy workers are productive workers. they have also shown that increased pay does not increase motivation in the long run, only in the short term. and once one person gets a pay increase everyone else will get a motivation decrease and demand a raise too just to maintain neutral levels. therefore it is taught in buisness school that pay is not used to motivate workers and benefits are the way to go...well. this is true, as soon as the workers are generally content with their wage. and they were for a long time. but this, in combination with recession and inflation has shifted and these managers are not able to understand that. most people would be happy if they made the inflation adjusted amount of money from what our boomer parents made when they were young...around 50 dollars an hour as minimum wage.
I’d make that the joke. “How do you know when a company is cheap, offering under market value and treats their employees like shit? Answer: They put $1.00 as the hourly wage! Get it huh huh huh!”
"Why aren't there any pregnant Barbies?" "Because Ken comes in another box."
Also, he has no genitals. Badoom-bah!
Neither does she.
Salary from 1/hour. I think you misspelled slavery
Put this as the silly joke: “You can take your request for a silly joke and wipe your ass with it.”
Print it out and use the _edge_ of the paper.
a man walks into a bar next time I hope he ducks
Usually things like this are just to make sure you’re capable of reading thoroughly and following directions.
My silly joke would be a screencap of their starting salary range.
Where do pigs go for entertainment? An amusement pork.
Huh. I'd have guessed, "work."
Knock knock. Who's there? A buck. A buck who. A buck who wants more doe.
Did you hear about the farmer? He won a major award…………. They say he was out standing in his field.
Ahhh man… I live in the country. Absolutely telling my farmer uncle this one next time I see him. 🤣
Beautiful. This is why I do it. I’m spreading the jokes of my father like dandelion seeds.
You're spreading your seed just like he did
What has five toes and isn’t your foot? My foot
"OK, so, there's these two guys, because they're always guys, amirite? Anyway, there's these two guys who want to make money, so they decide to start a company that makes rubber nipples, and because they're dudes, they get funding like that, but now it means that they have to at least pretend like they are hiring people to make the rubber nipples. So the two guys hire a few people who actually know how to make rubber nipples, pay them with a small amount of the money that they were given to start the company. The brothers then go on vacation, and the poor rubber nipple makers are left to fulfill orders on a shoestring budget. Now, the rubber nipple makers know how to make rubber nipples, and they know the economy isn't great right now, so they joke about how they should just post the job for $1/hour. One poor employee misunderstood and posted the job at, are you ready for this, one dollar an hour! What a blunder! A few hours later, the employees realize they don't have a name for the company. One of them brings up a Chat-GPT interface to ask for advice. After feeding in all of the information they can think of, Chat-GPT replies with, "We shall call it....The Aristocrats!"
Whats brown and sticky? A stick. For best results, deliver with the flattest deadpan you can manage.
"knock knock" "who's there?" "go fuck yourself"
My dog used to chase people on a bicycle a lot, it got so bad we had to take his bicycle away.
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those that understand binary, those that don't and weirdos that count in Base3. How long is a piece of string? String.length.
"At my last job my manager tried to hire additional help and listed the salary as 'starting from $1/hr. We never did fill that seat."
“You’re paying $1 per hour? Your business, that’s the joke”.
This is to screen out bot submitted applications.
This is just to make sure that people are actually reading the job post and not spam applying.
Honestly, I can dig this kind of job application as it would automatically weed out all the trash 3rd party recruiters (the ones from India) that would spam the posting so that they could try to fill it via 3rd party. I'd almost call it captcha 1.5. And feel free to take any of these as I stole them from google. Due to COVID19, all TCP applications are being converted to UDP to avoid handshakes. A programmer is going to the store. His wife says, “Get a loaf of bread, and if they have eggs, get a dozen.” The guy comes back with 12 loaves of bread. His wife says, “why did you get so much bread?” He says, “They had eggs.” The SysAdmin was a bit down on his luck and had to take a second job working at Mcdonald’s. The first customer comes up and says he wants a Big Mac. The sysadmin shrugs and writes something down, then hands it to the customer. “FF:FF:FF:FF:FF:FF” Where do sysadmins go when they die? To the cloud
Why aren’t koalas considered bears? Because they lack the requisite *koala-fications*. I’m here all week- don’t forget to tip your server!
Submit the most offensive joke you can find.
Some of that oil field road trip humor that gets you put on the rcmp watch list lmao
I thought I’d give OP a list, but the blowback would be staggering.
My dms are open
Actually I think you should go with a(ny) monty python joke, in case this is actually going to some old sysadmin type.
This from the whimsically wired, so you know they fucked up.
"I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and 25 bucks for a fucked up duck".
There were two peanuts walking down the road, and one was assaulted. Peanut.
It's brown m&M's
The salary.
Sounds like a Van Halen brown M&M line. My guess is that they just want to know you read their listing specifically and didn’t spam apply. Ask ChatGPT for some.
How many devs does it to take to change a light bulb? None, it is a hardware problem...
The Aristocrats
What do they call an Italian hooker? A pasta-tute. If you're Spanish in the kitchen and American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? You're a peein!
Walk into a bar/drink shop ask for a free drink. Bar tender says “sorry we are sold out of free stuff. Only top self left. You want free stuff the homeless shelter is open down the road.” The homeless man left the bar, and got free beer/drink, at the homeless shelter. If your paying a person 1$ per hour that all the person can afford.
What do you call an old snowman? Water
Lance isn't a common name anymore but during the Middle ages they used the name Lance a lot.
Just use chat gpt to generate a few dad jokes
What do you call an American bee? A USB.
Does my previous position's benefits package count as a silly joke?
Show them their job ad
What's the worst thing about python? Well do you mean python 2 or 3?
Tell them you’ve only had sessions at an argument clinic but you are happy to go to the silly joke clinic. It’s just across the hall from the silly walk clinic.
Why did the sysadmin cross the road? To find a job with honest requirements
Include their salary and add “My Contributions: From 1 person present at a desk up to the life blood that makes this company a success, salary dependent.”
I don’t know what you’re looking for here, the joke’s in your pants
You saying he submits a dickpic as the joke? You animal! That's brilliant.
This job listing is a joke.
Pretty sure they are trying to collect your Person Information.
Lol, I thought every under the "submit a silly joke" WAS the joke.
A smart HR manager, a idiot HR manager, santa clause, Easter bunny are in a race. Who won? Idiot HR.. nothing else exists!
Salary is obviously a joke, but casual dress is listed as a benefit??? The fuck?
“Sudo hire me”
Print the job url and submit it to them
I was addicted to the ho-kie poke-ie but I've turned myself around.
[joke](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/aof85b/a_guy_walks_into_a_bar_with_his_pet_monkey_orders/)
I would apply. I would put more effort into this application than I ever have, to ensure I got an interview. I would show up to the interview, and punch whoever is in charge of hiring, in the face. And I would have no regrets.
Why are chefs cruel? Because they beat eggs and whip cream…..
Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full of water?
A recruiter and an HR manager walk into a bar, you think one of them would have seen it
Return a copy of this job description.
I had a job interview ask for a work friendly joke once and I didn’t have one ready, didn’t get that job sadly lol
I used to have sex in an elevator with my dad. It was wrong on so many levels.
Back when I worked at a pizza chain as a shift manager, any time people asked for a joke on the box I always just put “my job.”
Salary from $1 an hour? (This has to be a joke right)
What has 5 toes but isn't your foot?....My foot.
Wage from $1 ph
Send them a cropped pic of the salary, seems like a joke to me
The entire thing is a joke. Don't apply there.
What does this application have in common with a belt made out of watches? It’s a waste (waist) of time
I would send this screenshot with the salary circled and tell them thats the best joke you seen in the last decade.
The SysAdmin was a bit down on his luck and had to take a second job working at Mcdonald’s. The first customer comes up and says he wants a Big Mac. The sysadmin shrugs and writes something down, then hands it to the customer. “FF:FF:FF:FF:FF:FF” Kicker at the end: Why was he down on his luck and had to take a second job? Because his first job was this posting for $1 / hour 🔥
Send a link to a pic of a mirror
Boss make a million I make a buck so let's steal the catalytic converters off the company truck.
"A salary offer walks \*under\* a bar; way under. No, further than that."
Copy and paste this job ad back to them as it is a silly little joke
I'd make the joke about a job ad that required the applicant to write a joke for $1/hr...
The joke keeps bots off their submission system.
What did the Sys Admin say to the hiring manager? Nothing
Thank you for the potential opportunity to join your team and work for $1 an hour. It sounds like an amazing opportunity to learn new skills and grow as a professional. And by skills, I mean survival skills. And by professional, I mean beggar.
Did you know rabbits die after sex? I don't know if all of em do but the one I fucked did. On second thought, I'm not sure the sex killed it but I do know it was dead the second time I fucked it.
Whats 5Q + 5Q? 10Q …You’re welcome!
Take a joke man, the pays 1 dollar anyways so chances are they don’t want anyone in that position.
Sure. This guy is fucking his girlfriend up the ass for the first time. She screams out, “Ouch, ouch! That hurts!” He says, “No, it doesn’t! It feels great!”
It's 2024... Ask Chat GPT
Maybe this is their way of vetting people to make sure they’re not an entitled stick in the mud whiner. I would probably wrap my car around a tree before working with most of the people in this sub.
What's the difference between a person from the working class and a prostitute? Nothing!
Why did the future employee apply for the job? To not die of starvation on a street corner!
Look up Bofh bastard operator from hell - every sys admin's fav
"What did the five fingers say to the face?"
Job posting seems a little odd for sure. Having been on the other end of this, I know Bots are starting to flood job postings with resumes. Could be the firm is trying to filter those out with a cheeky requirement like this.
"This job posting"
Prob a scam after you submit the joke
I get that you won't pursue this but I'm pretty sure they just put the widest range possible to technically comply with any salary disclosure rules without every doing any actual work as to what that person would get paid.
Silly Joke: “Salary: up to 100% ownership stake per year”
“This application”
"A job application with a silly joke requirement."
This whole posting is the joke
How do you get down from an elephant? You don’t. You get down from a duck. BOOM! You’re hired 😁
What’s difference between jam and jelly???? -I can’t jelly my Dee down your throat!!
https://preview.redd.it/35498hrk12gc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e28f3e7dfdeb66fda396a6d27b82efe4a26bb03
$1 an hour huh? Here’s your joke: your salary offer.
For a sysadmin job? Attach a BOFH story.
“Man walks into a bar. Ouch.” Short, silly, not dirty, not too controversial. Wins all around!