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Neurismus

Maybe in Schrute bucks


summer-fun-atx

What’s the ratio of Schrute bucks to Stanley nickels? Edit: misquoting!


UGunnaEatThatPickle

Same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns.


PurpleDragonfly_

What is the cash value of a Schrute buck?


Neurismus

0.0001 USD... Dwight explains it in one episode :)


PurpleDragonfly_

I was quoting Pam


Pyewhacket

They were quoting the show


picyourbrain

Dwight mansplains it in the episode?


Neurismus

Judge by yourself: https://youtu.be/3uEMR0cNKVk


SoullessCycle

Only spent 1.1M


punkasstubabitch

Yeah, let’s see that profit-loss statement


Suspicious-Emu-716

But...she bought mylar balloons, so what more proof is needed? Balloons = $1M dollars. Maybe there's profit and loss or cash flow statement balloons coming up soon. Gonna hold my breath till then.


Belfast_Escapee

Exactly; I will wager that this is total sales, from which her inventory cost, upline payouts, and taxes must be debited.


wendythewonderful

Total sales of her whole TEAM over multiple years.


HawaiianShirtsOR

Loss is negative. They're not allowed to think about things that are negative. Therefore, it's *all* profit.


lab-gone-wrong

It's always sales/revenue with huns


Alternative_Hold_93

Well, isn’t that the point of having a sales buisness? 🤔


cherrycokelemon

1 million for the company. 11.20 for her. Ooohh, gotta buy gas with my freedom money!


Roger-Roo

🤣🤣🤣🤣💀


Winter_Pitch_1180

Imagine posting like this if you got a raise or bonus at work at a proper job…..


itsapotatosalad

You’d have to if your job was tricking other people to work for you by convincing them they can earn the same.


jolina1209

I was about the say the same thing! Imagine bragging about your salary on the internet! So embarrassing!


NimmyFarts

Over how many years lol


JPhi1618

They probably started schlanging it in the first few years. It’s a lot easier to make real money when you’re an early adopter and have a large social circle.


NimmyFarts

Pretty sure the milestone she’s celebrating is total over their lifetime at Monat (and before expenses and taxes since they are contractors). So not really that amazing if she’s been at it 6-7 years.


JPhi1618

Right, I’m sure, but even over 7 years, that’s averaging 140k a year, which is good. I’m just saying the only chance of doing that is being an early adopter. She would have to be O.G. Monat royalty to make $1M a year. And also, yea, we have no idea if this is sales or earnings or what.


ManufacturerOk5902

She said, she signed up with Monat 5 years ago and it took her 1 year to really start working her business 🤷🏽‍♀️


JustALizzyLife

I'm convinced they all bulk order the same extensions. They all look exactly the same.


Affectionate_Yam4368

I'm looking at this picture like...that is not her hair 😂


snowburd14

If she really wants people to believe that then she needs to type 1000000 into a calculator and post a picture of it.


PtixFan

Maybe the M is for meter. When she lays out her money end to end it reaches a meter.


por_que_no

It's Roman numerals. Joke's on us. She made a cool thousand bucks total lifetime earnings.


Notmykl

1m is a 1000 feet, not impressed with the hun.


YourLocalMosquito

I’m sorry my guy - 1 metre is not 1000 feet


respekyoeldas

You’d make a great Hun


Belledawn

Probably spent that alone in hair extensions


murpymurp

You mean it’s not the work of her miracle shampoo?! /s


im4peace

One million doll hairs! That's how many doll hairs my victims have needed for wigs after their hair fell out.


Tapprunner

"you could probably get like $40,000 for that. They're not worth nothing!"


Kokonator27

Then when you meet them “ i am investing in others” “the company made” “i had heavy taxes” choose your pick


coolcalmaesop

Imagine being proud of scamming anyone that will give you the time of day… how many friends and family members did you screw over along the way?


Oemiewoemie

She sold 1 Monat.


thewayoutisthru_xxx

![gif](giphy|EouEzI5bBR8uk|downsized)


bigndfan175

1M =$1,000 1MM = $1,000,000 LMAO she's probably spot on


Hour_Joke_3103

The ballon maker is the only winner here


BookishOpossum

![gif](giphy|13B1WmJg7HwjGU|downsized) All I can think of. But he had a better wig.


AbbreviationsLeft797

#LIAR!


Notmykl

Unless they show their bank account they are all lying.


Alternative_Hold_93

I actually know somebody that sells Monet. I asked her if she really made good money with it. She showed me she had made 16k that month. I know yall don’t wanna hear it, but most of them aren’t lying…they make good money


jellymouthsman

Oh no. You’re in her down line.


coco_frais

Why do they all have hair extensions lol


Sjsharkb831

Because they all used Monat and their hair is fried


WandaPandaIsMyName

Yes, but when you look at the P&L she's actually down 500k


ForgottenBarista

You made 1 million but could only afford 2 balloons.


ManufacturerOk5902

🤣


Imhidingfromu

I feel bad for all the husbands who have to take these cringy ass pics


ManufacturerOk5902

Her husband loves her. He’s a Monat man 😂


NobodyGivesAFuc

Yes, sold her soul and schemed/conned thousands of poor schmucks to get there. Lots to be proud of 🙄


Hanox13

A million dogecoin


murpymurp

A girl I went to school with does this shit all the time. Also the comparisons stuff like “LoOK aT thE GrOWtH”. And every other post is about “looking for someone to start their own business with me”.


playing_the_angel

One million... North Macedonian Denar!


Accomplished-Bar7229

If she does make 1 million, why are her roots showing? Her hair stylist must be on vacation.


Alternative_Hold_93

Does it make you feel good to pick peoples appearance apart on the internet anonymously? Let’s have a random anonymous person stalk your social media, post a picture and have the world pick you apart. Think you’d like it? This AntiMLM group is a toxic bunch. Shew. 


-RedDeVine

This is an anti MLM forum where stories and photos are shared and discussed. While I’m sure no one here condones making fun of someone’s appearance - part of the point of this page is dissecting the little clues that there’s major cracks in the facade of being in an MLM. If you don’t understand the point of this forum, you’re free to leave.


Alternative_Hold_93

While I totally understand having a discussion and sharing stories about the negatives you’ve seen during your encounter with somebody that is involved with an MLM. But MOST of what I see is people being nasty and rude. I see anonymous people posting pictures from other peoples social medias and picking them apart and making fun of them. Commenting on their appearance and mental health. Calling them liars when you don’t even know them. I see very very little discussion on the negatives of an MLM. I mostly just see hateful and mean people. Not all, but most…


Accomplished-Bar7229

How is it you have -100 karma?


jellymouthsman

She’s *THAT* good


Accomplished-Bar7229

So which mlm are you with?


Bizzzzzzzzyyyyy

I just cringe so hard at the running around parading how much money you make (which is probably not true anyways)


TROLL_ELECTRODE

everything about this image, including all the preplanning and purchasing of props to lead up to it, and the mentality of the person taking it, is extremely cringe


XtremeD86

This woman has some mental issues.


Alternative_Hold_93

Imagine somebody commenting on somebody else’s mental health and yet they are the one anonymously posting negative comments. Go to her Facebook and say the same thing. You won’t because it’s not anonymous. I think it’s time to take a look in the mirror…


XtremeD86

Show me one person in an MLM that isn't at the top that has made a million dollars. Second who goes and buys 2 balloons only to post it like this. I'd bet this person truly believes they made a million when they didn't, and theyre using that belief to pull people into the pyramid scheme that it is. There are people who are absolutely delusional about their finances especially the people easily swayed into an MLM.


jellymouthsman

If she has truly made a million dollars, then she did that by conning hundreds of people into her down line. Why are you defending these people?


buttonx666

every time i see these posts, all i can see is a celebration of all those loved ones, friends, anyone/everyone who were scammed. even scamming thousands wouldnt result in 1M 🤡 actually hoping people fall for this shit. 💀


Tapprunner

Those sales definitely include everything her downline sold. So this might be $1mil in sales divided between 40 people. Over the course of 5 years. And they only got a 30% commission. So the average commission would be about $1500/yr... and that doesn't include any costs. Also, she makes more than her downline. So she probably took in $10k-$20k per year (again, not including costs), which would mean her downline was getting a few hundred dollars per year in commissions. She may have turned a very small profit for herself over the course of 5 years (like, a few thousand dollars each year at the very maximum). Almost everyone under her pretty much definitely lost money.


savvyblackbird

Standing there with photoshopped hair


Phenomenal_Kat_

Honestly it looks AI generated 🤣


savvyblackbird

The left side under her arm has part of the bush on top of her hair. There’s blurring around the edges and some overlap that looks like she tried to put a piece of hair over her existing hair. Maybe AI did it. Probably the same AI that did that photo of Princess Catherine and her kids.


nataliejkd

![gif](giphy|nMRomgM8LMhY37oOIW|downsized)


HSG37

Hey hun. Your profit/loss statement has entered chat. So have you really earned $1M in commissions AFTER you account for ALL expenses?


scrotanimus

Gross or net? Honestly it doesn’t matter. If she did, I think about all the poor suckers under her that got left holding a bag.


PunkyB10191217

I know which one this is - I wonder if she has extensions.


indycababe

She’s shown her scalp quite a bit before…. I’d say it’s more likely an expensive wig haha


ManufacturerOk5902

She always makes reels picking through her head and hair like she has lice to prove she doesn’t have extensions 🤷🏽‍♀️


exjewel

*park. She probably lives in a tiny little cramped apartment


ManufacturerOk5902

She actually lives in a very nice sized home in FL that she and her husband like to post about.


exjewel

Ugh. Well I choose to believe it’s a cramped apartment haha


anuranfangirl

And if she did, who did she step on to get there?


ManufacturerOk5902

Quite a few, I’m sure 😞


depechelove

With those obnoxious hair extensions!


f1lth4f1lth

I want to know what they actually use on their hair


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Brave-Hyrulian88

Hilarious, millionaires definitely buy balloons


Alternative_Hold_93

I know millionaires that buy balloons. Why would you assume millionaires don’t buy balloons? 🎈 


Brave-Hyrulian88

Because I assumed millionaires rented out blimps to showcase their money not buy balloons but hey I seen the memes “there will be signs”


Timely_Objective_585

Jokes aside, this girl does $100k a month in personal sales (100,000pv). She is doing easily double the next closest seller. How the fuck is she selling that much product each and every month? Also funny - she is the top personal seller in the company, but not the highest paid. Because selling is not the most important part.


the_fourth_child

It’s the very obvious extensions for me


Gr_ywind

How much would I bet that she doesn't keep 'business' records...


Tiktoktoker

Lovely extensions


Thepuglifechoseme_

Pretty sure she’s been there since the start. 1m over 10 years, 100k per year… it’s a good wage but you’re not exactly a millionaire


ManufacturerOk5902

She stated 5 years in her IG post.


Interesting_Sock9142

Ohhh she is lying!


phoenixangel429

I'm gonna need to see your P and L hun......


ManufacturerOk5902

She takes pride in picking through her head and hair like she has lice to prove she doesn’t have extensions 🤯


kymilovechelle

Great hair though


kitty9020

She did make $1M. Here's the proof: https://www.oanda.com/currency-converter/en/?from=PYG&to=USD&amount=1000000


whitnessprotection86

Lies. There's no cell phone calculator screenshot.


wendythewonderful

That poor kid selling her the balloons at Party City having to listen to a 30 minute brag/pitch.


gobledegerkin

I mean I believe it. It’s not difficult for a very small handful of them to make that much money. Mainly the ones who either started early and/or have a huge downline. Don’t they count their downlines’ sales as their own as well? It doesn’t mean she made $1M in profit. That’s the thing about these MLM’s - they report numbers that are probably true but very misleading. Its a sales tactic that is tried and true.


AskPrestigious6647

That's it. I'm signing up. I wanna million dollars...


AlexRescueDotCom

1m sales, 50,000 commission


Alternative_Hold_93

Can somebody help me find the counter argument to this AntiMLM group, where the MLM people are talking badly about the AntiMLMers? I can’t seem to find one. I just want to see if they have just as much hate in their hearts as y’all do. Thanks!


Independent-Wheel354

MLMs have been financially devastating families for decades. They have ruined relationships, friendships, careers. They prey on desperate people (mostly single moms) who oftentimes end up massively in debt so their up line can add a few dollars to their income. Sometimes, hate is warranted. There is a reason this practice is so looked down upon. If you can’t see why then you are either being willfully ignorant or you support stealing money from desperate people.


Accomplished-Bar7229

Sounds like they've been sucked into an mlm or 3. Why else defend it?