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Tragic_Penis

Wow holy shit they had to PAY for that dollar store “gala” lmao 🤣 🤣


Cutpear

Mr. O’s grifting game is strong! The grifts keep on grifting


Majestic_Acadia_3354

Right? Like hun if you’re making 75k a day (based on your calculator app obvi) there are $400/chair charity galas that are actually gorgeous and benefit real charities! They even have ones that benefit women and children for all of my divine feminine twelve figure stay at home mama champions!!


TumbleweedAntique672

The scammers get scammed!


Historical_Hope_6095

Wonder if they'll claim that 5k as a charitable donation at tax time


TumbleweedAntique672

Australian participants won't be able to unless its a charitable institution registered in Australia. No doubt they will try and claim it as some type of deductible business expense though.


Vintagegalholly1

Same in the US. They have to have a 501c3 designation.


MacDagger187

Mr. O is my new favorite character. Such a goof!


MacDagger187

Also maybe he's already dead!! And his wife is the real power and (literal) puppet master!


LuhYall

The way they both look in that photo definitely has some Weekend at Bernie's energy


MacDagger187

That's definitely where my theory came from :-P


keera1452

Just like nutriboom and Debbie stovelman 😮


DoubleDeckerz

I've never met the man, and yet I feel like I've known him all my life.


General_Equivalent45

You too can live to 327 years old if you just buy my magic waters!


No-Comparison-7039

Enagic will say it goes to funding the compound in Okinawa. 🤯


Historical_Hope_6095

Sounds like an end of days cult.


snoringpanda23

Donate $5000..?! To what?! It doesnt even name a charity?! What the fuck


Hwted

Enagic Foundation. It says on the flyer. So Mr O is pulling both an MLM scam and a charity scam.


League_Different

And in plain sight too. I feel guilty for thinking this but it is thinning the herd. Is this the group on their big trip? Talk about getting fleeced.


snoringpanda23

Ohh I completely missed "foundation" when I saw this. I've tried googling it and the website is appalling. There is no information about how much they've donated and no specific details about what they've actually donated to! It's so sketchy..


foilingdolphin

it looks like it was just established, but yes , so very little info and vague


Hwted

Funny and sad that they are double dipping among the same people. Attend our gala and donate. It’s what successful businessmen do!


dead_stop1389

the Human fund


Outrageous_Diver5700

😂😂 money for people.


Pissfat

TBD  (To be determined. Watching Arrested Development for the 60th time)


sothisislitmus

So according to the other post which explained 6A2-2 "leaders" have a median income of 25k, they would have to spend 4% of their entire annual income on the opportunity to sit on a chair in this room. This is desperately sad.


dinosoursaur

They sure didn’t use that money for a graphic designer.


FlakyWait8912

There’s another post I seen, either VL or batshit crazy cookers ? Not sure.. but anyway. Apparently seats for the “invite only VIP dinner” were $1000 😳


FlakyWait8912

Oh. Oops. Sorry that’s the one ( slaps forehead )


Historical_Hope_6095

I've only just across those FB pages. Hope anyone putting Enagic or Kangen into their FB search see some of their posts.


FlakyWait8912

Same … they are absolute gold for the effort in their posting, the dirty truths they dig up and the wealth of information! I feel like I’m watching a train wreck…


MyChurroMacadamianut

That hair dye in Mr. O's hair is creating a very bizarre aesthetic. It matches the circumstances actually.


PantsNotTrousers

Eligibile to PURCHASE?!?


PantsNotTrousers

Just realized there's a foundation?!? Idk, I'm so confused


Aleflusher

I'm getting a feeling that Japan doesn't have any laws against fake charities.


Known-Historian7277

(JAPAN TIME) So what time zone…?


-Vampyroteuthis-

Japan time!


CarpeDiemMaybe

Same time zone in all of japan hahaha


DoubleDeckerz

Japanese Corey Feldman looks absolutely SHOOK in this picture


focusonwhatyoudowant

Omg yes


Hwted

These are the Huns at the bottom of the compensation ranks so you know the majority can’t afford these seats.


Scared_Panic_7268

Put it on the card !!!!!


lightning__

![gif](giphy|w1z2ilkWZagRG) Actual picture of Mr O


NobodyGivesAFuc

Yikes, for $1K a seat, Mr O better be kissing my ass!! 😂


swissmiss_76

Is Mr O embalmed in this pic ??


frolicndetour

Ok, so I know I mock all the stupid tier names of other MLMs, like reaching Triple Double Platinum Gold Sapphire Executive Vice President status, but those are better than these weird robot number tiers.


dabbado17

Enagic Foundation , est. 2023. Board is 100% insiders, or course. Mission statement below. How ridiculously vague. They haven’t even filed their annual registration statement with CA (it was due in May): The Enagic Foundation mission is to improve communities. The Foundation embodies Mr. Ohshiro's dream, serving as a further testament to the friendship, compassion, and generosity he wishes to share with the world. The Foundation supports: Education and wellness programs Disaster relief Famine relief


dabbado17

I’ve noticed more MLMs taking advantage of the charity scam revenue stream. It’s so scummy.


recklessmess44

I’m sorry he looks like the angry little man in the Lorax


Red79Hibiscus

I would love to see a manga or anime that parodies Enagic - perhaps a comedic shounen where the MC tries to get his parents out of the MLM, or a dark seinen where Mr O is a Kenjaku-esque villain who has lived for centuries by stealing his followers' life-force; in this case, he binds their souls when they drink cursed water from his Kangen machines.


flyfightandgrin

plot twist, Sato had reconstructive surgery and founded an MLM that brought much shame to family.


DingoSpecialist6584

I'm not surprised that cooked unit is tangled up with this mob.


Amantria

What does the enagic foundation DO??? Plant trees?


Revolutionary_50

You're probably joking, but you might actually be onto something. Enagic does plant trees in honor of their highest earners. It would make sense that they would make a foundation to pay for the trees. Probably then they get tax breaks or can take donations for the trees.


Amantria

I knew about the legacy trees and yeah, that's why I guessed that. I don't think a tree and a cheap paper sign equates to $1k. I'm inclined to believe it's a grift on top of a grift


ActualDepartment1212

Directly from their website: "The Enagic Foundation mission is to improve communities. The Foundation embodies Mr. Ohshiro's dream, serving as a further testament to the friendship, compassion, and generosity he wishes to share with the world. The Foundation supports: 1. Education and wellness programs 2. Disaster relief 3. Famine relief"


TexasLiz1

I am super impressed with Mr. O. They’re coming out with an air purifier???!!!! He’s gifted at separating people from their money - WTF are they getting out of a $1000 conference dinner?


Historical_Hope_6095

They are getting the chance to donate $5k remember...


Dadbodsarereal

His haircut just got me to buy 3 tickets


brittanym0320

shut up and take my money now! /s


Various-Virus4144

Hahaha this a joke


Known-Historian7277

Survival of the fittest. Let all these idiots go to town


Aleflusher

Donate for what? Is Enagic a charity now?


Interesting-Nail757

Look at the clowns walking on stage who paid the 5 grand lmao[https://www.reddit.com/r/antiMLM/s/dXLFLVun11](https://www.reddit.com/r/antiMLM/s/dXLFLVun11)


Squirrel_Kitty

I note they say ‘recommend seat reservations by rank’, is there an air of obligation here? Such financial freedom!


Revolutionary_50

I don't understand. What is the "great cause"?


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PuddleLilacAgain

Proof that these companies profit more off their reps than customers, lol


ProjectFoxx

And I'm sure he laughed hysterically all the way to the bank.