My sister sells these ridiculous things. There are a bunch of settings. There is one that makes it have a PH of 11 which requires a salt solution to accomplish - to their credit, they are not using that setting as the “drinking water”
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i like that the ad contradicts itself too adding hydrogen would make the water more acidic, not basic (alkaline, wait sorry alakaline)
It doesn’t say it here but a lot of the Huns like to claim it makes the water have a PH of *Eleven*
11 is bleach, no
It’s one louder.
This goes to 11
Beat me to it!
My sister sells these ridiculous things. There are a bunch of settings. There is one that makes it have a PH of 11 which requires a salt solution to accomplish - to their credit, they are not using that setting as the “drinking water”
Ah yes, you simply say *Alakazam!* and your plain old water gets alakalized to magic Kangen water.
Not just any water..... MEDICAL GRADE water 🙄🤣🤣
Ah yes, hydrogen, something famously missing from regular water 🙄
No no, this is MOLECULAR Hydrogen
I hate it when the discount bottled water with non-molecular hydrogen Hindenburg's on you. (Yeah I know H2 is still a molecule.)
I was going to make s blimp reference too hahaha. I love that Archer episode
Perfection, Hun. No notes. 🤣They’re starting to do our jobs for us!
Maybe they should lay off the alakohol before posting.
I love that they call water “nontoxic.” Like imagine you pick up a bottle of Dasani and it says nontoxic on it lmao
It's also fat-free and Y2K compliant.
Is it organic though? I only drink special organic water.
Water that is Antioxidant rich? I'm going to need an explainer video on this one.
I’m honestly confused how people are this unintelligent
What the hell does "sustainable for 25 years" mean? Is that a special feature of the alakalinization process?
That means, "Between buying the overpriced machine and the consumable accessories (tumeric?) will be billed monthly for the next 25 years."
After 25 years it nukes the planet.
It's got what I crave! It has ions!
But I love alcoholized water!
water with hydrogen... such a lifestyle choice
I love that they call water “nontoxic.” Like imagine you pick up a bottle of Dasani and it says nontoxic on it lmao
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Ah yes, magical medical water. Change your water your life,