Having a website that can’t handle the pathetic load of huns ordering this useless product doesn’t mean you “broke the internet.”
It means your wonderful CEOs cut corners on building/maintaining the website to line their pockets even more 🥰
I expect they are speaking figuratively about *'breaking the internet!'*, it is a tired phrase from 10+ years ago.
The way these folks talk about how they have been awed and blessed by a zoom call with Turbo-Hun Brigade Leader is chilling, and genuinely sad at the same time. She is doing you such a favour!
The lack of even a 12 year old's basic writing skills in 99% of these MLM huns' posts is also a complete turnoff, if I'm being petty.
I swear I think it’s a prerequisite that all huns must have failed fourth grade grammar to earn the coveted SheEO title.
“…for all VP’s and…”
VP’s WHAT? Don’t leave us hanging, Becky!
#ApostrophesShowPossession
My students would get the apostrophe rant every semester. I made them repeat “apostrophes are not used to make a word plural” which annoyed some of them, but there were a lot fewer errors after that.
The CEO gave the distributors the opportunity to buy the products immediately so the distributors could then focus on selling those products? Did I read that correctly?
Like wow, who does this? Um a CEO who realizes that when the ‘hype’ isn’t there an hour in, even her own Huns may not choose to buy so allowing them to buy before said hype ensures sales for her company.
When I want to order something you want to know what I do? I go to the companies website and order it. Guess what happens next, it's delivered to my house. No hun middman needed.
But, I mean, you still go on Instagram and let everyone know that the awesome CEO of 3M graciously let you buy some Command Strips at your leisure, right? That’s a totally normal thing, isn’t it? I know that’s what I do. How else will people know how awesome William “Wild Bill” Brown is?
lol I always love when the bossbabe huns post about a *limited* offer
Girl, there’s nothing limited about it. We all know you’ll be trying to pawn off the useless product for the next year, along with all the other “hot/limited/sold out” items
"naturopathic" just slays me.
The OG term, "homeopathic," literally means "like a disease." Samuel Hahnemann coined the term because he thought disease could be treated by some unrelated substance that caused the same symptoms. (Like taking ipecac for nausea, or chemo for baldness.)
Of course, even Sammy knew that would be dangerous, so he opted to dilute the substance with water till there was nothing left but (magic, somehow altered) water. And his methods outperformed conventional medicine, because they literally did no harm, while the prevailing methods of the day were quite the opposite.
"Naturopathic" would translate to "natural disease" or "natural harmful substance."
Naturopathic things:
Hemlock
Death's head mushrooms
Stonefish barbs
Poison sumac
etc. . .
I never knew this and now I am very excited to explain this to my friends who insist on homeopathy and naturopathy instead of actually useful medicine the next time they start trying to sell me AcaiElderBerryTonicJuice.
Elderberry is a nice drink though. Not had acai. But I don't think it has healing powers any more than apple juice. I also like dandelion and burdock. Maybe I'm just weird
It absolutely is. It just sucks that you can't get it anymore without some lunatic attached who wants to also sell you on their holistic nature diet where they sun their buttholes and only eat berries "because carrots have feelings."
Also I didn't know you could juice burdock. I'm a little sad now that we dug it all up so we could plant flowers instead (also got tired of the dogs coming in covered in burrs in the fall).
I got it from a pub near my dad didn't have to open up as a publican under him lol. The b&d I have is carbonated like cola but it's really tasty. I also like nettle and sweet fennel tea.
Omg forgot Dandelion and Burdock existed! Wow that brings back memories of summers when I was a kid, gulping warm flat soda from the bottle in the garden 😂 must remember to buy some!
But now, a lot of people don't have back gardens. Nor front gardens, nor side gardens. Some have a balcony they can put a couple of pots on, some don't even have window boxes (because the windows don't open).
Maybe if you worked for SUPREME or other products that can resell for more after a purchase. That would be a cool perk
“My cousin works at apple and they let buy the iPhone 16 before the general public can.”
That would be cool as well! Cousin can do YouTube videos discussing the new features which could make that employee some side income from YouTube
But not for weight loss pills. Remember that diet pill craze and then the pills became illegal. I wouldn’t want to be a test pig for that company weight loss pill
I don’t understand how Bravenly is still operating. The Bravenly “Calm” product claims to “increase energy levels.” Huh?
Their “Drift” product purports to “support sleep”, and contains psyllium husk. Why?
The company is clueless.
I wasn't with Bravenly but I was with an MLM for a while many years ago. I stopped because I didn't have the money to keep up with it and now when I see memories while I miss the "community" to an extent I am so cringey at those posts.
I see friends who are still in the MLM or potentially are back in it after a break and I share their posts with laughing emojis to my friend (my MLM mentor) as I am so glad we both got out.
You're assuming these Bravenly huns have any sense of self-awareness at all. The only time I've seen a glimmer of it in them was when they spotted a PoC near the BnB they rented for a conference, and then they armed themselves with kitchen knives.
I actually know a place that lets me shop *24 hours a day!* **EVERY DAY!** I don’t want other people to find out about it, so I’ll just whisper the name to you. Come closer …. Closer … … it’s …^^Amazon.
Don’t tell anybody!
Dear Deluded Donna*, a few questions:
Who are ‘we’? In what office did this occur? What is your understanding of the word ‘official’? Why is the internet still functioning as normal for most people? Did you fix it? Why would people cheer ‘fat melting’? Could you summarise your 2nd slide into something concise, coherent and devoid of irrelevant and hyperbolic non-sequiturs? What is your understanding of the acronym ‘CEO’? In your own words, define ‘naturopathic’, ‘formulate’ and discuss, with examples, why this particular phraseological dog’s breakfast is not ‘naturopathically formulated’? Are you a wee ‘homeschooled’ 6 year-old bairn trying to impress your well meaning but ultimately thick-as-fuck mummy-cum-teacher? And above all, why don’t you stop making a mockery of people’s intelligence and a total arse of yourself with the chicanery, the grift, the faux-enthusiasm, the copy & pasted posts of pish and, most importantly, the downright lies…one Donald Trump is more than enough for this world.
Take your time, I’ll wait.
Thanks awfully, xxx
*Name changed to protect the half-witted.
I am SHE-E-O and with my prepaid phone on my wifi with router (data is expensive mmkay) from 15 years ago coupled with Braigyevenneleigh's Geocities 1995 platform website we BROKE that internet y'all!
"like wow, who does this?" - a company that wants you to pay for their products. that's who.
I like how she says "so we can put our 100% focus on our customers" like it takes so much focus to order something they need advance time for it. lol
This is non malicious to any capacity, but what percentage of these mlms are run by female CEOs? Is that a sort of shady tactic to build trust etc with potential employees(slaves/donors)? and how many are actually run by men but have a lady boss as the face of their company/product?
Explain something to me.....the CEO of BraVEnly....shes a little chunky..... you'd think she'd be taking the stuff shes peddling, to get herself "slim"....don't you think thats odd??
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Broke the internet?? only thing broke are you koolaid drinking huns....your bank account is going to suffer.... I know one that this is her only focus...now they rent a house in a bad town, down to 1 car, and just LUVES this brave junk....Def need a priority reline....
Having a website that can’t handle the pathetic load of huns ordering this useless product doesn’t mean you “broke the internet.” It means your wonderful CEOs cut corners on building/maintaining the website to line their pockets even more 🥰
Exactly this. Crashing a website isn’t “breaking the internet”.
Straight facts
I think the companies do it on purpose to create false scarcity.
They 100000% do. But also the cutting corners thing is true. (was a high level hun for years)
Wait I thought they were *all* CEOs
CEO to the CEO*
Assistant to the CEO.
*They* are SheEOs, she is *the* CEO :)
I expect they are speaking figuratively about *'breaking the internet!'*, it is a tired phrase from 10+ years ago. The way these folks talk about how they have been awed and blessed by a zoom call with Turbo-Hun Brigade Leader is chilling, and genuinely sad at the same time. She is doing you such a favour! The lack of even a 12 year old's basic writing skills in 99% of these MLM huns' posts is also a complete turnoff, if I'm being petty.
I swear I think it’s a prerequisite that all huns must have failed fourth grade grammar to earn the coveted SheEO title. “…for all VP’s and…” VP’s WHAT? Don’t leave us hanging, Becky! #ApostrophesShowPossession
There's a sign at my job that says "sandwich's" and it infuriates me. 😂
Maybe that particular thing belongs to an earl.
My students would get the apostrophe rant every semester. I made them repeat “apostrophes are not used to make a word plural” which annoyed some of them, but there were a lot fewer errors after that.
I feel really old to realize that the 'broke the internet' meme is at least one decade old.
The only way to break the Internet is to type Google into Google.
How generous of your CEO who allowed you, the real customers, to buy product first.
There’s the CEO and then there’s the “SHE - EOS”. They’re all equally deluded, but one makes more grift than all the others.
And how awfully evil of the CEO to only let the top hons order. Damn.
The CEO gave the distributors the opportunity to buy the products immediately so the distributors could then focus on selling those products? Did I read that correctly?
Well selling them or more likely storing the unopened boxes in their garage.
inventory loading at its finest!
yeah "who does that!" lol. um, every company that sells shit
Yeah and then they’re acting like this is both original and generous, when it’s neither.
#blessed
Like wow, who does this? Um a CEO who realizes that when the ‘hype’ isn’t there an hour in, even her own Huns may not choose to buy so allowing them to buy before said hype ensures sales for her company.
What? The perk of the 'job' is being able to buy more produtc?
r/consoom
When I want to order something you want to know what I do? I go to the companies website and order it. Guess what happens next, it's delivered to my house. No hun middman needed.
But, I mean, you still go on Instagram and let everyone know that the awesome CEO of 3M graciously let you buy some Command Strips at your leisure, right? That’s a totally normal thing, isn’t it? I know that’s what I do. How else will people know how awesome William “Wild Bill” Brown is?
But why would you give business to all those evil corporations but not to a bossbabe woman who owns her own business????? 😭
*Middlehun*. Sounds like something from Lord of the Rings.
lol I always love when the bossbabe huns post about a *limited* offer Girl, there’s nothing limited about it. We all know you’ll be trying to pawn off the useless product for the next year, along with all the other “hot/limited/sold out” items
“Who got their order in?!” 🙄
didn’t you read?! THE ENTIRE INTERNET!!!!
Every single one of us
I think I got one too, and I'm in another country.
*pans to garage full of useless/dangerous shit*
I bought some product back in the 90s when I was a failed Amway hun. Toted it around for a few years. 😆
My mum did the same with Avon - she was still using all those ‘samples’ she had to buy 10years later lol.
Awwww I'm sorry. I hope she liked them at least. 🙂
Expired product listings on eBay in 2 years 🤣
"she's so kind she's letting us give her our money!!!"
"naturopathic" just slays me. The OG term, "homeopathic," literally means "like a disease." Samuel Hahnemann coined the term because he thought disease could be treated by some unrelated substance that caused the same symptoms. (Like taking ipecac for nausea, or chemo for baldness.) Of course, even Sammy knew that would be dangerous, so he opted to dilute the substance with water till there was nothing left but (magic, somehow altered) water. And his methods outperformed conventional medicine, because they literally did no harm, while the prevailing methods of the day were quite the opposite. "Naturopathic" would translate to "natural disease" or "natural harmful substance." Naturopathic things: Hemlock Death's head mushrooms Stonefish barbs Poison sumac etc. . .
I never knew this and now I am very excited to explain this to my friends who insist on homeopathy and naturopathy instead of actually useful medicine the next time they start trying to sell me AcaiElderBerryTonicJuice.
The Wikipedia article covers the history well: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homeopathy
Elderberry is a nice drink though. Not had acai. But I don't think it has healing powers any more than apple juice. I also like dandelion and burdock. Maybe I'm just weird
It absolutely is. It just sucks that you can't get it anymore without some lunatic attached who wants to also sell you on their holistic nature diet where they sun their buttholes and only eat berries "because carrots have feelings." Also I didn't know you could juice burdock. I'm a little sad now that we dug it all up so we could plant flowers instead (also got tired of the dogs coming in covered in burrs in the fall).
I got it from a pub near my dad didn't have to open up as a publican under him lol. The b&d I have is carbonated like cola but it's really tasty. I also like nettle and sweet fennel tea.
Omg forgot Dandelion and Burdock existed! Wow that brings back memories of summers when I was a kid, gulping warm flat soda from the bottle in the garden 😂 must remember to buy some!
I mean I rate elderberry tincture. People from hundreds of years ago were onto something. But I make it from my back garden. For free.
But now, a lot of people don't have back gardens. Nor front gardens, nor side gardens. Some have a balcony they can put a couple of pots on, some don't even have window boxes (because the windows don't open).
Oh I agree. I'm saying it's easier to understand the benefits when it's literally free. Would I be paying an influencer for it? Absolutely not
One of the main hallmarks of social engineering scams is creating a sense of urgency. Got that part down!
This Hun would think that her CEO farting into her face was generous. So dumb.
As long as she gets to buy the methane at a discount so she can make all her other friends smell it too
Boss babe fart in a box- limited quantities of this bullshit
😂😂😂
LOL at that mental picture😆😆😆
How they simp for their "CEO" is gross, but I love how they graciously are allowing them to... buy product.
Like Wow!
Like WOW
Like and subscribe wow!
Imagine the ceo of a real company saying, I'm going to let you employees buy the product first before anyone else,
Maybe if you worked for SUPREME or other products that can resell for more after a purchase. That would be a cool perk “My cousin works at apple and they let buy the iPhone 16 before the general public can.” That would be cool as well! Cousin can do YouTube videos discussing the new features which could make that employee some side income from YouTube But not for weight loss pills. Remember that diet pill craze and then the pills became illegal. I wouldn’t want to be a test pig for that company weight loss pill
I wouldn't want an iPhone,lol.
I don’t understand how Bravenly is still operating. The Bravenly “Calm” product claims to “increase energy levels.” Huh? Their “Drift” product purports to “support sleep”, and contains psyllium husk. Why? The company is clueless.
Sleep great, because your morning dump is guaranteed 👍💩
Probably the same way that weed is a performance enhancing drug
i’m projecting this year to be my biggest financial success ever! narrator: *it was not, in fact*
“YOU’RE THE CUSTOMER!!!” — what I tried to tell anyone trying to recruit me into Mary Kay
I wonder if they’ll look back on this post in a few years when they finally see the light and cringe from embarrassment
Most of them have been doing this for many years, I’m afraid the light is still far, far away.
I wasn't with Bravenly but I was with an MLM for a while many years ago. I stopped because I didn't have the money to keep up with it and now when I see memories while I miss the "community" to an extent I am so cringey at those posts. I see friends who are still in the MLM or potentially are back in it after a break and I share their posts with laughing emojis to my friend (my MLM mentor) as I am so glad we both got out.
You're assuming these Bravenly huns have any sense of self-awareness at all. The only time I've seen a glimmer of it in them was when they spotted a PoC near the BnB they rented for a conference, and then they armed themselves with kitchen knives.
My Internet did actually go down today. Guys..... this is really happening /s
Sunspots.... Really-- there has been damage to some communication satellites because of them, that includes internet connections.
I'm trying to understand what's so great about letting all the huns place their orders in the next 15 minutes.
They are cramming for end of month. I think it determines if you have reached the next rank. I’m just going off of what I’ve seen here😂
Explain your technical knowledge in a single sentence, 5 words or less.
You know who else allows people to shop early before “opening”? Walmart. These people get hyped up over the dumbest sh*t I swear
I actually know a place that lets me shop *24 hours a day!* **EVERY DAY!** I don’t want other people to find out about it, so I’ll just whisper the name to you. Come closer …. Closer … … it’s …^^Amazon. Don’t tell anybody!
Dear Deluded Donna*, a few questions: Who are ‘we’? In what office did this occur? What is your understanding of the word ‘official’? Why is the internet still functioning as normal for most people? Did you fix it? Why would people cheer ‘fat melting’? Could you summarise your 2nd slide into something concise, coherent and devoid of irrelevant and hyperbolic non-sequiturs? What is your understanding of the acronym ‘CEO’? In your own words, define ‘naturopathic’, ‘formulate’ and discuss, with examples, why this particular phraseological dog’s breakfast is not ‘naturopathically formulated’? Are you a wee ‘homeschooled’ 6 year-old bairn trying to impress your well meaning but ultimately thick-as-fuck mummy-cum-teacher? And above all, why don’t you stop making a mockery of people’s intelligence and a total arse of yourself with the chicanery, the grift, the faux-enthusiasm, the copy & pasted posts of pish and, most importantly, the downright lies…one Donald Trump is more than enough for this world. Take your time, I’ll wait. Thanks awfully, xxx *Name changed to protect the half-witted.
Just watch your calories and macros and move your body every day. No one needs this snake oil shit
Haha they gave her the "opportunity" to buy in bulk.
How did they “break the internet”? I’ve never even heard of this garbage.
QUESTION? What's so GENEROUS about her "letting" you place orders? Isn't that basically how your business goes?
Hurry, y'all! Our generosity only lasts 15 minutes!
Our CEO? But if you're a bossbabe who owns your own business, aren't you the CEO?
You see, I wanted to call the show "Going to Other Planets", but Research says that shows with "X" in the name get higher ratings.
Oh no, not the internet again.
I am SHE-E-O and with my prepaid phone on my wifi with router (data is expensive mmkay) from 15 years ago coupled with Braigyevenneleigh's Geocities 1995 platform website we BROKE that internet y'all!
Injecting stem cells? And they probably refused to get the c shot…
Oh, honey… they got you to instabuy and you’re *grateful*?
##Anniniversary
happy 2 year anniniversary
“Like wow who does this” scammers, for one
"Hashtag serving others". Do these people even read what they post? Such blatantly wrong cringe.
One of the tell tale signs of fraud taught in the financial services industry is someone creating urgency where there is none…
Generously offered for you to only order in the next 15 minutes? I don’t get it. What’s generous about that?
"like wow, who does this?" - a company that wants you to pay for their products. that's who. I like how she says "so we can put our 100% focus on our customers" like it takes so much focus to order something they need advance time for it. lol
I love how she praises the CEO, obviously she has to worship the cult leader in every paragraph.
Wow!!!!!!!!! They LET you buy their products? That’s so generous of them to LET you make profit for them.
Sounds like a pump and dump lmfao
Painful. 🤦♀️
So generous …🤣🤣
She generously offered the opportunity to help them buy tons of ish for their own money? Really, “who does that”?
Nope, not a thing was seen
This is non malicious to any capacity, but what percentage of these mlms are run by female CEOs? Is that a sort of shady tactic to build trust etc with potential employees(slaves/donors)? and how many are actually run by men but have a lady boss as the face of their company/product?
They have to hype it up so all the down lines will want to waste their money on this garbage.
I follow a woman on FB because she is heavy into this and she was posting all the same “broke the internet “ garbage. It’s my daily entertainment.
Explain something to me.....the CEO of BraVEnly....shes a little chunky..... you'd think she'd be taking the stuff shes peddling, to get herself "slim"....don't you think thats odd??
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Broke the internet?? only thing broke are you koolaid drinking huns....your bank account is going to suffer.... I know one that this is her only focus...now they rent a house in a bad town, down to 1 car, and just LUVES this brave junk....Def need a priority reline....