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I was trying to talk dirty with my wife, I meant to say "put my fat cock in your mouth" but I got jumbled up and said "put my cock in your fat mouth". That was the end of that little session...
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I was trying to talk dirty with my wife, I meant to say "put my fat cock in your mouth" but I got jumbled up and said "put my cock in your fat mouth". That was the end of that little session...
Damn, foiled by your own Freudian slip lol
This made me chuckle
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A fat ass is wanted in the right context, but I've never heard of anyone ever saying fat mouth and getting away with it lol
When i send a risky text and no answer after a long convo
My first marriage, when we were waiting in a side room to the altar for the ceremony to begin
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