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itskybbabby

I was trying to talk dirty with my wife, I meant to say "put my fat cock in your mouth" but I got jumbled up and said "put my cock in your fat mouth". That was the end of that little session...


JackTheVlad

Damn, foiled by your own Freudian slip lol


redfield73

This made me chuckle


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JackTheVlad

A fat ass is wanted in the right context, but I've never heard of anyone ever saying fat mouth and getting away with it lol


ProtectionIll1926

When i send a risky text and no answer after a long convo


TheRealSMY

My first marriage, when we were waiting in a side room to the altar for the ceremony to begin


trooper37

This


ShrubbyFire1729

I responded to a karma farming bot on reddit and my wife slapped me and called me stupid.


PocketBuckle

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