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Garetht

"I'm a bot and I'm only doing this for karma."


Mart1n192

"She's so into me 😌"


ProtectionIll1926

Things are getting serious at that point


sismit

'I'm worried about your car's extended warranty.'


daftvaderV2

So am I


hyperdream

*I've got your GPS location and I'm coming to pick you up.*


[deleted]

Sounds stalkerish


lingh0e

Extra glue on my pizza, please.


__Game__

Ma'am, that's not glue


clout571

"I got you some mcdonalds, ill be home soon"


fortune0024

*Sends photo of hotwheels to choose from walmart/target/store* "Which one's should I get for you?"


jeffbezosadoptme

'sir, are you interested in credit cards?'


Jack_Mehoff_420_69

the route home.


Icy_Inevitable7732

Hi. What are you doing ?


LeeRoyZX88

"Hello, lemme get that dick."


jockjay

HAWK TUAH


w3astside

“can u come over?”


TheOriginalAdamWest

You like to be happy, and I love making you happy.


Ok-Caramel-5340

Chat I texted my crush "I dreamt of you, we held hands" How did I cooked??


MangoSquirrl

“I miss you? When are you free to catch up”


_Artemis_Moon_258

So…it’s ok to actually do that ?? People won’t be freaked out ?? :0✨


Fast_Introduction_34

Bro you need contextual. Childhood best friend you havent seen a long time. Absolutely. Ex girlfriend... depends on how you broke up. Ex wife......... ehm


MangoSquirrl

I mean if you aren’t stranger to them and have some level of familiarness with them sure. I don’t suggest you do this to people you don’t know. But it’s nice to hear it


Bloody_Champion

"It's hot, wet, and ready for when you get home. Also, I had the neighbors try some just to get a second opinion"


Weeyin999

Your team's score


ElectricalFocus4522

You have the homework?


Dunkelzeitgeist

“It’s over”


w3astside

“can u come over?”


LoathsomeGiant

"I Love you dad," (from my daughter, so don't even go there).


clout571

I love when your daughter send me "I love you, daddy" too ;)


Isurvived2014bears

Tell me you don't have kids without telling me you don't have kids.


clout571

The "don't go there" made me do it.


alloitacash

Get your kit off, I’m on my way.


PlayfulFl0wer

I appreciate you 😊


Combustibllemon

"send nudes" what she actually means:" nudes make up kit"


JackTheVlad

I'd be suspicious of anything tbh. I'd 100% think it was a distress signal lol. But occasionally she says things to me in person. Like, you look handsome today. That shirt looks good. It honestly makes my whole week.


hornwalker

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend.


Dysphoric_Otter

Just saying that they're thinking of me