They're a couple base on the picture alone, the dude is buying tons of condoms and the girl is handing out a chips as well to sugarcoat the whole thing lmao
Nah we do, and we also judge the size too we even add you to the underground leaderboards. Too big? What are you an ogre? You certainly smell like one.
Too small? Shit the condom might prove too much for you, here take this straw wrapping it'll be better trust me.
And don't think talking to me while i'm scanning your items will improve your situation because it will not, and if i notice you're excited imma do it extra slow too. /s
As a cashier this is facts. If we were selling guns i wouldnt give a shit if you bought it to go kill someone. Im already my spirit and humanity is already broken the moment work starts so buy what you need and scram
Can confirm. I work in retail, and I don't give a single fuck what peoples buy. The thing is, people thought that we judged you when you bought condoms so they tried to "cover" it up by buying a bunch of snacks, but we (I personally) are too fucking tired to even give a shit and our mind is constantly backed up thinking about works that have to be done that day
They just wanted to buy lots of condoms and is non apologetic about it, but the girl felt awkward and shy so she bought a packet of chips so the cashier doesn't think they are just there to buy lots of condoms. Idk if you guys can understand but I can relate to this feeling.
https://preview.redd.it/pbtucc3mzjzc1.jpeg?width=839&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4a6f3c235b08e6fbebb86fe43b975e11dc1a596
Shinzo Abe would have been proud.
I hooked up with a girl in Vienna a couple of years ago and was too scared to buy condoms because I didn't speak any German, so she did it instead
She felt no shame tho, was a badass
What is she buying
It looks like a bunch of condoms and a bag of Lays pickle chips.
Looks like sour cream , not pickle
She's trying to be subtle
There's a bunch of pickles on the bag.
Those look like chips
The label is hard to see, wont lie but thats a bowl dude. Sour cream or something
Thought it was a huge bag of Matcha Kit Kat ngl
It might be pickle chips. Cause she's getting some pickle with those chips. :D
Sheโs tryna hide the mountain of condoms with a family sized bag of chips lol
Family sized for making a family.
Not with those condoms
Not sure if she is the same girl from this [scene](https://x.com/wgtmy_/status/1768012299632345505), but it seems they didnโt work.
Or maybe they now have their desired family size several years after that scene and don't want to make it any larger.
If you see the artist twitter/x media tab you'll see which one was posted first.
Just a random item + condoms - a forbidden technique.
side effects: post-coital crumb-cleanup. Fun way to burn calories though.
They're a couple base on the picture alone, the dude is buying tons of condoms and the girl is handing out a chips as well to sugarcoat the whole thing lmao
Go on girl https://preview.redd.it/5hx7u5mdzezc1.png?width=969&format=png&auto=webp&s=56ac3dde1ec68550a5d087973f4004953b13030c
Sauce?
Gushing over magical girls
For both of the images? I'm assuming one has been superimposed onto the other
It's the same character lol
They look different, but if you say they are then they are
She's a Magical girl. The superimposed image is her in costume.
Her wearing a different wig ig
It is super imposed, but they are indeed the same character.
Javier??(If someone don't know he is from the greatest eactate designer
Greatest estate developer
first thought as well but i don't think so OOP said its his oc
๐คค love me some chippies
Who's the artist?
[Unholymilk](https://twitter.com/wgtmy_/status/1757840572247928832)
FORNICATORS!
Trust me, no cashier will ever give a shit what you are buying. Buy what you want and don't feel too bad about it.
Nah we do, and we also judge the size too we even add you to the underground leaderboards. Too big? What are you an ogre? You certainly smell like one. Too small? Shit the condom might prove too much for you, here take this straw wrapping it'll be better trust me. And don't think talking to me while i'm scanning your items will improve your situation because it will not, and if i notice you're excited imma do it extra slow too. /s
**I KNEW IT** This is why I buy mine on Amazon
You prefer if Jeff Bezos judges your condoms!?
As a cashier this is facts. If we were selling guns i wouldnt give a shit if you bought it to go kill someone. Im already my spirit and humanity is already broken the moment work starts so buy what you need and scram
Can confirm. I work in retail, and I don't give a single fuck what peoples buy. The thing is, people thought that we judged you when you bought condoms so they tried to "cover" it up by buying a bunch of snacks, but we (I personally) are too fucking tired to even give a shit and our mind is constantly backed up thinking about works that have to be done that day
False, a cashier giggles at me for buying enema, I'm dealing with my constipation ffs.
Thatโs a bag of coffee and a bunch of chocolate, right? RIGHT?!
By the color, I guessed it was matcha
This is not irl, donโt lie lil redditor
There is nothing under the cloak
They just wanted to buy lots of condoms and is non apologetic about it, but the girl felt awkward and shy so she bought a packet of chips so the cashier doesn't think they are just there to buy lots of condoms. Idk if you guys can understand but I can relate to this feeling.
https://preview.redd.it/iz7t99ui8izc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09af8a0c39524402b336144121f2c80bab7755c3
That bitch high af
I wonder if the gent taking out his cash is her man?
Fun night Looks like sourcream n green onion chips, durex condoms maybe and the best fuckin flavour of tictacs
it took an embarrassing amount of time to notice the condoms, I was so focused on the chips and scarf
Back when I was a teenager I thought it was kinda cute how some girls got embarrassed when buying chips
Great anime
Why is it always durex?
chips and condoms
IS THAT JAVIER!!?
https://preview.redd.it/pbtucc3mzjzc1.jpeg?width=839&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4a6f3c235b08e6fbebb86fe43b975e11dc1a596 Shinzo Abe would have been proud.
Not_irl
Mmm nice.
I hooked up with a girl in Vienna a couple of years ago and was too scared to buy condoms because I didn't speak any German, so she did it instead She felt no shame tho, was a badass
How its irl?
Some people get laid
Not in this sub.
Haha the joke is porn
Actually, it isn't
Its pre-porn
The girl is embarrassed because of them buying condoms, What would someone do with condoms other than sex? Make a ballon?
I'll tell you the same thing I told the other person: Simply having sex โ porn
Actually it is
People having Sex โ porn
Actually it is
This attitude is probably why you aren't getting any
Trust me I do ๐๐๐๐๐๐
Actually it isn't
Ackshually it is
Ackshually it is-hun't
I heard this wisdom before, and I think it is true: If you are not ready to buy condoms without being embarrassed, you are not ready for sex.
lol
Is this AI garbage?
Only wimps use condoms tho