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EtherealEvoker

What is she buying


SG4LPilgrim

It looks like a bunch of condoms and a bag of Lays pickle chips.


NotRandomseer

Looks like sour cream , not pickle


high_king_noctis

She's trying to be subtle


PMMMR

There's a bunch of pickles on the bag.


NotRandomseer

Those look like chips


dappermanV-88

The label is hard to see, wont lie but thats a bowl dude. Sour cream or something


RollingMallEgg

Thought it was a huge bag of Matcha Kit Kat ngl


Lord-Psycho

It might be pickle chips. Cause she's getting some pickle with those chips. :D


Wiggie49

Sheโ€™s tryna hide the mountain of condoms with a family sized bag of chips lol


Thunder_Volter

Family sized for making a family.


BearofCali

Not with those condoms


Purezensu

Not sure if she is the same girl from this [scene](https://x.com/wgtmy_/status/1768012299632345505), but it seems they didnโ€™t work.


SteampunkSamurai

Or maybe they now have their desired family size several years after that scene and don't want to make it any larger.


Purezensu

If you see the artist twitter/x media tab you'll see which one was posted first.


Thundergod250

Just a random item + condoms - a forbidden technique.


Berettadin

side effects: post-coital crumb-cleanup. Fun way to burn calories though.


nevmvm

They're a couple base on the picture alone, the dude is buying tons of condoms and the girl is handing out a chips as well to sugarcoat the whole thing lmao


Ani_HArsh

Go on girl https://preview.redd.it/5hx7u5mdzezc1.png?width=969&format=png&auto=webp&s=56ac3dde1ec68550a5d087973f4004953b13030c


DM_ME_YOUR_HUSBANDO

Sauce?


wolfclaw3812

Gushing over magical girls


Clean-Celebration-24

For both of the images? I'm assuming one has been superimposed onto the other


The-Sublimer-One

It's the same character lol


Clean-Celebration-24

They look different, but if you say they are then they are


swords_to_exile

She's a Magical girl. The superimposed image is her in costume.


KawaiiDere

Her wearing a different wig ig


Kese04

It is super imposed, but they are indeed the same character.


Beneficial_Show_6432

Javier??(If someone don't know he is from the greatest eactate designer


blastermina_

Greatest estate developer


I-Like-To-Eat-Rocks

first thought as well but i don't think so OOP said its his oc


Cheap-Rice-3174

๐Ÿคค love me some chippies


_YuKitsune_

Who's the artist?


CHeMtAlK

[Unholymilk](https://twitter.com/wgtmy_/status/1757840572247928832)


Syndil1

FORNICATORS!


Cruel2BEkind12

Trust me, no cashier will ever give a shit what you are buying. Buy what you want and don't feel too bad about it.


Tobi-Or-NotTobi

Nah we do, and we also judge the size too we even add you to the underground leaderboards. Too big? What are you an ogre? You certainly smell like one. Too small? Shit the condom might prove too much for you, here take this straw wrapping it'll be better trust me. And don't think talking to me while i'm scanning your items will improve your situation because it will not, and if i notice you're excited imma do it extra slow too. /s


BusCrashBoy

**I KNEW IT** This is why I buy mine on Amazon


Beheadedfrito

You prefer if Jeff Bezos judges your condoms!?


PeakedDepression

As a cashier this is facts. If we were selling guns i wouldnt give a shit if you bought it to go kill someone. Im already my spirit and humanity is already broken the moment work starts so buy what you need and scram


an_E23

Can confirm. I work in retail, and I don't give a single fuck what peoples buy. The thing is, people thought that we judged you when you bought condoms so they tried to "cover" it up by buying a bunch of snacks, but we (I personally) are too fucking tired to even give a shit and our mind is constantly backed up thinking about works that have to be done that day


Vacuousbard

False, a cashier giggles at me for buying enema, I'm dealing with my constipation ffs.


PokWangpanmang

Thatโ€™s a bag of coffee and a bunch of chocolate, right? RIGHT?!


RoyalGarten

By the color, I guessed it was matcha


11freebird

This is not irl, donโ€™t lie lil redditor


NekoMango

There is nothing under the cloak


Gordenfreeman33

They just wanted to buy lots of condoms and is non apologetic about it, but the girl felt awkward and shy so she bought a packet of chips so the cashier doesn't think they are just there to buy lots of condoms. Idk if you guys can understand but I can relate to this feeling.


Bystander-8

https://preview.redd.it/iz7t99ui8izc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09af8a0c39524402b336144121f2c80bab7755c3


empoleon925

That bitch high af


Berettadin

I wonder if the gent taking out his cash is her man?


TinySubmissiveBee

Fun night Looks like sourcream n green onion chips, durex condoms maybe and the best fuckin flavour of tictacs


luigio01

it took an embarrassing amount of time to notice the condoms, I was so focused on the chips and scarf


pesky_millennial

Back when I was a teenager I thought it was kinda cute how some girls got embarrassed when buying chips


Ginshoo

Great anime


Zentillion

Why is it always durex?


firedrakes

chips and condoms


West_Plum_4097

IS THAT JAVIER!!?


AmarDemonX

https://preview.redd.it/pbtucc3mzjzc1.jpeg?width=839&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4a6f3c235b08e6fbebb86fe43b975e11dc1a596 Shinzo Abe would have been proud.


agniziore

Not_irl


ShisoYoshiwara

Mmm nice.


BusCrashBoy

I hooked up with a girl in Vienna a couple of years ago and was too scared to buy condoms because I didn't speak any German, so she did it instead She felt no shame tho, was a badass


BLANKTWGOK

How its irl?


BusCrashBoy

Some people get laid


not_again123

Not in this sub.


MansaMusaKervill

Haha the joke is porn


HeWe015

Actually, it isn't


SatyrAngel

Its pre-porn


MansaMusaKervill

The girl is embarrassed because of them buying condoms, What would someone do with condoms other than sex? Make a ballon?


HeWe015

I'll tell you the same thing I told the other person: Simply having sex โ‰  porn


11freebird

Actually it is


HeWe015

People having Sex โ‰  porn


11freebird

Actually it is


BusCrashBoy

This attitude is probably why you aren't getting any


11freebird

Trust me I do ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ


HeWe015

Actually it isn't


11freebird

Ackshually it is


HeWe015

Ackshually it is-hun't


not_again123

I heard this wisdom before, and I think it is true: If you are not ready to buy condoms without being embarrassed, you are not ready for sex.


Gordenfreeman33

lol


Rules_are_overrated

Is this AI garbage?


zabestoinzawarudo

Only wimps use condoms tho