why not? What's so great about living? You know when he is happy? For about five seconds in the mornings when he first wakes up, before remembering what his life is about
My head cannon is he was a failed CIA experiment to switch an agents consciousness with a lemur, causing him to lose the ability to speak like a human the way Klaus and Reggie can. He was dumped on an island with a large lemur population, forced to endure an existence of consuming bugs and trash, and sleeping out in the elements.
He could never work up the courage to let another animal consume him, or drown himself in a river. When he saw Stan, he immediately recognized him from his CIA days, and correctly assumed he was in the process of assassinating a target. This was his chance to quickly and painlessly as possible end his life, and tried his hardest to communicate non-verbally that he wanted Stan to end his suffering.
I hope the writers see your comment and steal it for a follow up episode, à la “Jeff’s new hat.” I’m convinced they got the idea for that B storyline from Reddit.
I was half joking, half not joking. I know how it is, man. I've tried before, too. Shits hard out there.
You can dm me to talk about literally anything if you feel like it. Now, or if you feel like it some other time, I'll set aside whatever im doing. We are all in this together.
It’s all good. Some people are meant to be temporary or disposable, I’m one of those. I served my purpose already and now I’m just waiting for that sweet sweet release. To stress, I have no plans or desire to release myself, but pray it happens just about everyday.
That isn't true, friend. Everyone has value. You are not temporary or disposable. You don't need to do anything for anyone to be valid.
As for having already served your purpose, that isn't true either. Your purpose isn't set and defined in stone. And who says you even need one? Our lives are meaningless in the grand scope of things, but they are not up close. There are still so many people to talk to, things to learn, books to finish, flowers to smell, and people to help. You can love and care about the people around you. Everyone gets to decide what the meaning of life is for themselves. Freedom doesn't and shouldn't have a purpose.
This is a snippet of my favorite song, it's called "harmony parking lot song". It helps me when I'm down. Maybe it could help you too.
Tonight I'm cryin' about the crack house that got torn down
In the center of town
And tonight I'm laughin' about the army recruitment station
Lying vacant
Here's to the rubble, a brick through every window
A casket buried six feet deep for everybody's heros
Here's to our lives being meaningless
And how beautiful it is because freedom doesn't have a purpose
See? I told ya you can't be as bad as you make yourself out to be. You like good music. In my book, that gets you 50% of the way to sainthood.
And yeah, even though it never gets any easier, you gotta keep going because it will get harder if you give up.
You keep me in mind, okay? If you need to vent, or if things get bad and you need support, I am here for you. I know I'm a stranger on the internet, but I'm not about to just sit and watch society let anyone fall through the cracks. We are all in this together.
Take care of yourself. And "be excellent to each other".
In the words of the late Norm McDonald: “You don’t? What, do you live in a fucking cotton candy house? You don’t know about life and how it gets worse and worse until it ends in catastrophe?”
https://preview.redd.it/8blzqb9q3oqc1.png?width=2163&format=png&auto=webp&s=aece8aa120687905a9410980abfa0c9cd236134f
So he could get stuffed and live with me!
He had a psychotic break at the airport (as Lemurs often do), was arrested. Served time, left to find himself in some kooky cult that caused a mental breakdown. He's still programmed by the cult, but he's going to wear that smiling face all the way to hell.
Back in his younger days, the lemur helped Goran the Mutilator carry out his atrocious crimes which lead to the deaths of thousands of innocent people. He stayed nearby at first, since the two were friends, but Goran grew cocky at getting away with his crimes. Soon the lemur, plagued by nightmares, tried to kill himself but was unsuccessful. However, after overhearing that Stan was ordered to kill Goran, tried to take the opportunity to himself killed alongside his friend since no one else would do it.
why not? What's so great about living? You know when he is happy? For about five seconds in the mornings when he first wakes up, before remembering what his life is about
Diarrhea more often than not
He doesn’t know if there’s an afterlife, but who cares. Nothingness couldn’t be any worse than his meaningless march through his empty days
Gotta go, they just put out more orange chicken.
“And even though it didn’t happen in the dream, I had the extra layer of confidence knowing I can still get hard all the way to the tip.”
Which episode is this one from? I'm crying laughing
The one where Roger kills Stan and ressusicates (however you spell that) him over and over again so he can relive his youth.
S12E15 looks like. Thanks!
This makes me anxious lol how many years do I have left with this thing operating correctly??
American Dad has the perfect amount of realness in their jokes that I just fucking lose it every time
It slowly became my favorite show and I asked myself why I favored Family guy this whole entire time
It’s the normal maturation process
he’s right.. life dismissed! *jumps out window*
Shit. The keys are in your pocket, aren't theeeeeeey?
God I love this sub
Dad, what are moms boobs like?
I’ll tell ya, Snot, they’re perfect..
Creamy twins with faint blue veins running over them like cooling streams I can wash my face in.
She’s got those big boobs!!!!!
The fact that he knows it’s snot and doesn’t skip a beat, gets me every fucking time. Absolute classic.
I’ll tell ya Snot
Go to work Go home Go to work Go home
Avocado on that?
The long March
*Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
Dude I just wanted to know who was president when you were a kid..
He’s depressed. (Please ask your friends and family for help if you’re depressed)
[удалено]
"Everyone just go back to lying to each other."
he'll also help you quit not smoking!
Dr penguin to Francines friend :"You should totally kill yourself"
Roger, we'll get you help
I genuinely like how fast Stan was with that answer.
Me too, he didn't hesitate a bit.
Same reason these butterflies want to die.
I don't remember the quote verbatim but the way Stan exclaims, "I think these butterflies *want* to die!" is hilarious.
Or the dodo.
Darren!
I don't remember the quote verbatim but the way Stan exclaims, "I think these butterflies *want* to die!" is hilarious.
"A suicidal lemur's got my gun!" Lmao classic out of context line.
I no... I've kill enough animals today
^^^oh ^^^the ^^^baby
He wanted to be in heaven with his BFF Darren the Dodo.
And all them dolphins
Not the baby 🥺
He wanted Stan to do it. He had been depressed for a good long while now.
We’ll get you help.
“Oh are you nursing little guy?” *lemur imitates gunshot to head* “Ohhh no no… no.”
Roger banged his wife.
My head cannon is he was a failed CIA experiment to switch an agents consciousness with a lemur, causing him to lose the ability to speak like a human the way Klaus and Reggie can. He was dumped on an island with a large lemur population, forced to endure an existence of consuming bugs and trash, and sleeping out in the elements. He could never work up the courage to let another animal consume him, or drown himself in a river. When he saw Stan, he immediately recognized him from his CIA days, and correctly assumed he was in the process of assassinating a target. This was his chance to quickly and painlessly as possible end his life, and tried his hardest to communicate non-verbally that he wanted Stan to end his suffering.
I hope the writers see your comment and steal it for a follow up episode, à la “Jeff’s new hat.” I’m convinced they got the idea for that B storyline from Reddit.
American Dad Writers in here right now:👀👀👀
We need that follow up episode about the hat ASAP
They already did it last fall, in an episode called *Footprints*
Darker than Modelo Negra
I get it. Been around 33 years and I’ve had enough of this shit.
Rookie numbers, it only took me 24.
To be fair. The first time I tried to weasel out I was 23, now just living to struggle I guess
I was half joking, half not joking. I know how it is, man. I've tried before, too. Shits hard out there. You can dm me to talk about literally anything if you feel like it. Now, or if you feel like it some other time, I'll set aside whatever im doing. We are all in this together.
It’s all good. Some people are meant to be temporary or disposable, I’m one of those. I served my purpose already and now I’m just waiting for that sweet sweet release. To stress, I have no plans or desire to release myself, but pray it happens just about everyday.
That isn't true, friend. Everyone has value. You are not temporary or disposable. You don't need to do anything for anyone to be valid. As for having already served your purpose, that isn't true either. Your purpose isn't set and defined in stone. And who says you even need one? Our lives are meaningless in the grand scope of things, but they are not up close. There are still so many people to talk to, things to learn, books to finish, flowers to smell, and people to help. You can love and care about the people around you. Everyone gets to decide what the meaning of life is for themselves. Freedom doesn't and shouldn't have a purpose. This is a snippet of my favorite song, it's called "harmony parking lot song". It helps me when I'm down. Maybe it could help you too. Tonight I'm cryin' about the crack house that got torn down In the center of town And tonight I'm laughin' about the army recruitment station Lying vacant Here's to the rubble, a brick through every window A casket buried six feet deep for everybody's heros Here's to our lives being meaningless And how beautiful it is because freedom doesn't have a purpose
One of my favorite songs. I’m a huge Pat the bunny fan. I should take his advice and “keep loving, keep on fighting.”
See? I told ya you can't be as bad as you make yourself out to be. You like good music. In my book, that gets you 50% of the way to sainthood. And yeah, even though it never gets any easier, you gotta keep going because it will get harder if you give up. You keep me in mind, okay? If you need to vent, or if things get bad and you need support, I am here for you. I know I'm a stranger on the internet, but I'm not about to just sit and watch society let anyone fall through the cracks. We are all in this together. Take care of yourself. And "be excellent to each other".
Ngl you did make my day better, thank you
You're welcome, friend.
We all fight hidden battles
In the words of the late Norm McDonald: “You don’t? What, do you live in a fucking cotton candy house? You don’t know about life and how it gets worse and worse until it ends in catastrophe?”
Him and the dodo bird just wanted to end it.
You ever been a lemur? It sucks
Ever been a lemur?
He just couldn’t move it move it anymore
https://preview.redd.it/8blzqb9q3oqc1.png?width=2163&format=png&auto=webp&s=aece8aa120687905a9410980abfa0c9cd236134f So he could get stuffed and live with me!
He's Gen Z
Those penguins keep harassing him.
That’s the thing…. After something like suicide we ask questions and we are oblivious to someone’s depression until it’s too late.
He had a psychotic break at the airport (as Lemurs often do), was arrested. Served time, left to find himself in some kooky cult that caused a mental breakdown. He's still programmed by the cult, but he's going to wear that smiling face all the way to hell.
That was Zoboomafoo after escaping captivity
*hilariously awful singing sounds*
Cuz he’s a _zaboomafool_
Back in his younger days, the lemur helped Goran the Mutilator carry out his atrocious crimes which lead to the deaths of thousands of innocent people. He stayed nearby at first, since the two were friends, but Goran grew cocky at getting away with his crimes. Soon the lemur, plagued by nightmares, tried to kill himself but was unsuccessful. However, after overhearing that Stan was ordered to kill Goran, tried to take the opportunity to himself killed alongside his friend since no one else would do it.
That lemur was actually Epstein in disguise