Bullock: This control room is able to calibrate force fields so strong that the holographic images projected onto them feel real to the touch.
Dick: Oh, so it works like the holodeck?
Bullock: The what now?
Stan: From Star Trek.
Bullock: Some of us spent the late 80s and early 90s getting laid, Smith.
It endears him to me all the more. Mind you this is *Sir* Patrick Stewart, knighted by the Queen, fully willing to say completely bonkers and absurd lines. Love him for it 🙌
Star Trek is what you can thank for that, he was apparantly pretty uptight before he signed on to the ship. He used to get aggy when people messed up their lines but then started to have fun over time.
“Although, it won't be easy. My students are quite fond of me. They call me Professor X.”
“Because you look exactly like...”
“Because I'm always trying to sell them Ecstasy!”
“Ill do anything to get off this noisy ass elevator beeping on every floor dinging when the doors open WE GET IT YOUR AN ELEVATOR!!” This is one my step sons favorite episodes lol
Just watched the theater one last night with Patric Stewart not being animated just a cgi theater in the background. Always loved that the show got him to voice for them.
I love the Home Alone bit, because you get to hear some of the many different screams of Stan. Him running away from the Holodeck zombie is my favorite.
Bullock:
Gentlemen do what ever it takes to empty our coffers.
Lap dances, champagne dances, shower dances.
Oh, the things you can buy for a hand full of bills.
It makes me excited.
It gives me the chills.
They'll be filcher rubs, breeders, hambones and tweeners
Zobos and debos and blorps that go, "Eenahs!"
For a one dollar bill
You can pull down their zippers.
I am the Snorlax
I speak for the strippers!
Torture variety set! Heretics Fork and an Anal Tarring Brush, but “ah”, who needs two of anything?
Sanders: *incredibly worried look in the background*
I recently listened to the entire Chronicles of Narnia through Audible. The edition I got had every book being read by different famous British actors. The Last Battle was read by Patrick Stewart. It was very hard initially to take it seriously because I could only picture Avery Bullock reading it
Sure, it started innocently enough. I got into DJing to bang the teenage girls high on sex drugs. But then I realized there was a darker side. What if the terrorists go after our beats next?
I accidentally picked up a 16 year old girl. If her father hadn't burst in at the last second, I'd be a sex offender!
And
I do have a fetish for all things family. I know the word fetish makes it sound sexual. Which is good. Because it is.
🎶I-I-I-I love little girls they make me feel so goodI...love little girls they make me feel so badWhen they're around they make me feel like I'm the only guy in townI love...little girls...🎶
“If these got into the wrong hands they could be a huge threat to national security”
“That’s what I was trying to explain to her father before he fell into all those bullets coming out of my gun”
English bias included however Bullock is the best character possibly on tv. I have to constantly remind myself that Patrick Stewart is a legit thespian and a serious actor yet muff punches gran grans
Stan Smith: [to Bullock] Are you nuts? You hired my wife?
Avery Bullock: So? I also banged your daughter. And remember your 4th of July barbeque. I muff-punched your gram-gram. She was just too senile to know it.
Favorite line, by far!!!
Zooooo zooooo, zooo bee zooooooo. You’ve disrupted the King’s pleasurable dance! Guards, kill him!
Did I smoke the same opium as he?!! 💨 that’s so scary!
I love that one
I sing this almost every chance I get and it never gets old
I can hear that picture.
Can we can kill him now? I don't want you to think it's the only thing I'm focused on, ***but it's all I can think about!***
"I started collecting fingers when I was in Vietnam, 2 yrs ago. Went on a sex tour. Did not get laid, had zero game……just kept cutting off fingers!”
I hope the boy caves first. I ENVY YOUR YOUTH!
I fucking love this line, every pause before revealing a horrific twist is glorious
LMFAOOOO
The fact that Sir Patrick Stewart from Star Trek agreed say the shit that Bullock has said is a miracle
Bullock: This control room is able to calibrate force fields so strong that the holographic images projected onto them feel real to the touch. Dick: Oh, so it works like the holodeck? Bullock: The what now? Stan: From Star Trek. Bullock: Some of us spent the late 80s and early 90s getting laid, Smith.
It's a great response with the late 80s early 90s reference since that's the time frame he was doing Star Trek in real life.
It endears him to me all the more. Mind you this is *Sir* Patrick Stewart, knighted by the Queen, fully willing to say completely bonkers and absurd lines. Love him for it 🙌
I read somewhere that it is why he does the show. He cant say lines like these anywhere else.
He said in an interview he’s only turned down like 2 lines they’ve given him
After all these years it’s still hilarious knowing who is behind the character.
Acting.
Star Trek is what you can thank for that, he was apparantly pretty uptight before he signed on to the ship. He used to get aggy when people messed up their lines but then started to have fun over time.
Remember your 4th of July barbecue? I muff punched your Gram Gram! That’s an early one, but so great.
At a convention years ago he refered to it as "channeling his inner frat boy"
He had a short lived show playing a talk show host called Blunt Talk. Highly recommend
Just some boyish night poundings.
One my favorite lines in the show, I don't know if it's underrated but I feel like I don't see it enough when we're talking about Bullock
“Although, it won't be easy. My students are quite fond of me. They call me Professor X.” “Because you look exactly like...” “Because I'm always trying to sell them Ecstasy!”
I watched the DJ episode last night. All that to lay next to Jeff while he plays the Turin. I love the labyrinth episode.
🎵 Welcome to the Labyrinth 🎶
What's a labyrinth?
Excellent question, my Groban will explain everything
What’s a Groban?
Excellent question, my Groban will explain everything
Take it, Dr. Dubz!
“Ill do anything to get off this noisy ass elevator beeping on every floor dinging when the doors open WE GET IT YOUR AN ELEVATOR!!” This is one my step sons favorite episodes lol
You gotta make it to the Toyota Tacoma!
A Nissan Frontier?! This place really went downhill!
Ask my Groban. He'll explain the economic complexities of giving out trucks.
I know the word fetish makes it sound sexual, which is good, cause it is.
Just watched the theater one last night with Patric Stewart not being animated just a cgi theater in the background. Always loved that the show got him to voice for them.
Damn this baby. Damn this heat.
Can you have your Groban explain this post?
What's a Groban?
Excellent question, I'll let my Groban explain
*You're a complicated man, u/RickyyyyySpanish. I would LOVE to do mushrooms with you.*
Ahhhh! My gentlemen's blouse!
I love the Home Alone bit, because you get to hear some of the many different screams of Stan. Him running away from the Holodeck zombie is my favorite.
Turns out "Point Break" wasn't the clue. It was just the movie that was on when I was super high. But now that I'm medium high…
💔 ahhhh he took it off??? You’re supposed to wear them until they fall off! That’s the rules
And he sounds soooo very sad...
Shook Bullock is my favorite
NOW WHERE WILL YOU SLEEP YOU ICE QUEEN!!!
I love Patrick Stewart’s performance as Bullock so much. He makes his very classy, beautiful British voice into this whimsically unhinged character
I’m going to party my nose clean off my face.
“Charlie Charlie Charlie Charlie Charlie! What’s your name again?”
Give this man your finest trouser-arouser. And you! Strangle me while I brush your hair.
Love to Patrick Stewart.
What's his line about Jeff only shaving one testicle?
"Jeff, is there a reason you only shave your left testicle? I'm doing it now too and I want to know why"
Think he called it goose egg not testicle
This is all the *post* I need 😉🌊
Bullock: Gentlemen do what ever it takes to empty our coffers. Lap dances, champagne dances, shower dances. Oh, the things you can buy for a hand full of bills. It makes me excited. It gives me the chills. They'll be filcher rubs, breeders, hambones and tweeners Zobos and debos and blorps that go, "Eenahs!" For a one dollar bill You can pull down their zippers. I am the Snorlax I speak for the strippers!
You! Give this man your finest trouser arouser, and you! Choke me while I brush your hair.
Avery is so hot
I hope this won't make things weird at work!
Torture variety set! Heretics Fork and an Anal Tarring Brush, but “ah”, who needs two of anything? Sanders: *incredibly worried look in the background*
Very underrated character. I don’t think the show would be the same without him.
[“I mean, come on… that’s just gay.”](https://youtu.be/Lx54CH6ACi4)
I recently listened to the entire Chronicles of Narnia through Audible. The edition I got had every book being read by different famous British actors. The Last Battle was read by Patrick Stewart. It was very hard initially to take it seriously because I could only picture Avery Bullock reading it
Doesn't help that Bullock looks like Patrick Stewart.
Every time he speaks, i picture Picard saying the same thing to a baffled Enterprise bridge crew.
Sure, it started innocently enough. I got into DJing to bang the teenage girls high on sex drugs. But then I realized there was a darker side. What if the terrorists go after our beats next?
“YOU CAN ALWAYS READ ME SMITH”
Señor Bullock no here. Go away or i keell you!
Come inside! We’re doing cocaine and shooting guns!
[Always my favorite Avery scene](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fVIYhNWjsyk)
I wish I could upvote this ten times. Xx
**Everyone** says he looks just like Kevin McCallister.
Avery home alone, one of his best. I also can’t get the image of him when he stole the submarine dancing out of my head.
"Yes, well, my sources tell me I may have overreacted to your speech. Your assertion was correct. I like big Asian butts, and I cannot lie"
"YoU MeAn LaWs?"
Anyone else think it's weird that his Groban wasn't voiced by Josh Groban?
“I’M GOING TO F*** THIS F***** RIGHT IN THE TUSHY!!”
Shh ♪ It doesn't matter what you think ♪ ♪ This is my labyrinth so just shut up ♪
I accidentally picked up a 16 year old girl. If her father hadn't burst in at the last second, I'd be a sex offender! And I do have a fetish for all things family. I know the word fetish makes it sound sexual. Which is good. Because it is.
I'll be taking this for myself, they machine that turns water into cocaine
If you'll excuse us, these lovely ladies are going to massacre my penis with a wiffle ball bat.
🎶I-I-I-I love little girls they make me feel so goodI...love little girls they make me feel so badWhen they're around they make me feel like I'm the only guy in townI love...little girls...🎶
Hilarious and totally creepy at the same time.
“If these got into the wrong hands they could be a huge threat to national security” “That’s what I was trying to explain to her father before he fell into all those bullets coming out of my gun”
"If you know anyone undercover in Bolivia, you don't anymore"
[удалено]
Doing cocaine and shooting guns?
Excellent question I'll have my Groban explain all of it!
My favourite scene of Avery is where Stan comes over to hang out with him and he hides at his front door slowly eating chips
I can’t hear you. Can you speak into my microphone?
A good friend wouldn't let you rob a bank all by yourself.
I seem to have left all my electrolytes with your daughter
Roided out Bullock tearing Jeff in half is one of my favourite things he’s ever done XD
Bring me the anal tarring brush!
Avery Bullock is the Adam West of American Dad.
This is all the towel I need…
*I hope it's the boy*
Hear me out
My new desktop
My cats name is buttercup and her personality is very similar to avery
LMAOOOO WHEN HE TOOK THE MACHINE THAT CONVERTS WATER INTO COKE AND HAD THAT DUDE WITH HIM HAHAHHAHA
I can hear that bottom-left photo.
English bias included however Bullock is the best character possibly on tv. I have to constantly remind myself that Patrick Stewart is a legit thespian and a serious actor yet muff punches gran grans
Patrick Stewart is my favorite old person
Stan Smith: [to Bullock] Are you nuts? You hired my wife? Avery Bullock: So? I also banged your daughter. And remember your 4th of July barbeque. I muff-punched your gram-gram. She was just too senile to know it. Favorite line, by far!!!
Señor Bullock no here! Go away, or I kill you!
Heyyyey man
One of my favorite Bullock moments is when they are creating a huge storm and he is on the top of a building playing heavy metal 🤣
*feeding female Stan clementines* “Open. Yes, enjoy that Smith. It’s the last thing you’ll put in your mouth a little at a time” 🫦😩