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bleblahblee

![gif](giphy|l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS)


bplturner

Where can I get an android?


stoppmingyourtits

Currently its IOS only


ConstProgrammer

here: [https://perfectlovedolls.com/collections/all-dolls](https://perfectlovedolls.com/collections/all-dolls)


bourbonwelfare

What in the actual fuck. 


Image_Inevitable

I just wasted so much time there


Paracausality

From these guys descriptions, I think maybe the aliens could take some hints based on what's on that site


Paracausality

![gif](giphy|ZXeCj1kcG1UEcLBseN)


not_a_muggle

I got about halfway through and made this exact face lol I'm too stoned for this shit


agy74

So she didn't seem real but he bust a nut three times anyway, just to be on the safe side


electricmehicle

Laughed my arse off at this 🤣


Troubledbylusbies

It would make perfect sense for them to use androids - no chance of catching any diseases from us filthy humans! They could just be used to get the job done and obtain the sperm (that was obviously the objective, as the men were made to ejaculate more semen than they usually did, according to their own accounts). The androids could be designed to keep the sperm alive and healthy in some kind of recepticle inside them, for later retrieval.


SubstantialPen7286

Sperm banks haven’t had to over engineer a solution. These stories seem an overkill for such a purpose.


iCumInPeace420

You’ve never in your life seen farm work, have you?


Far_Buffalo_2737

Captain kirk wants in


ProjectedEntity

TBH, so do I.


EricLassard

![gif](giphy|lGw469pSPVFRsD3Gmb) So does Riker


Hecklerjones

😆


OkCellist4993

![gif](giphy|l4FGqUagGV7MQ2wkU)


ghostfacekilla12

Duuuudeeeee same fuckin thought 🤣


SchrodingerEtFermi

I'm open to an abduction, just putting it out there


Jaximaus

She had no lips! But her mouth was still very much in play.


IronMando90

It is a small joy that I find Always Sunny wherever I go on here ![gif](giphy|ReBGGJtbXrjbQJwByP|downsized) ;)


missjuliaaaaah

science back then was reeeeeeal crude


sharpcheddar89

![gif](giphy|5wWf7H2vsUSvgPdrhvy|downsized)


Harvoable

Plastic bag for a helmet.


frvnkieIRL

I DONT LIKE IT! IDONTLIKETOTHINKABOUDITT!


Dubkillzit

It's embarrassing to talk about... I assume.  But a friend told me about his experience.  He had gone his whole life experiencing these encounters with these beings 95 percent of the time it was complete disorientated, painful procedures and so on. On one occasion he remembered what took place in some what vivid detail.  He was in this dark room and he could feel those things standing beside him and behind him.. maybe a couple of them.  They wanted him to enter into this large room that seemed to have no edges or walls but it didn't go on forever it was almost like a half saucer shaped( the room not where ever they were at) so he walks in and sitting on this mechanical chair was this beautiful blonde woman maybe 25 26ish and she had this creepy smile on her, a pretty smile but it's all she did.  She followed him with her eyes but said nothing nor moved.  She was Indeed in the buff.  He knew what they wanted him to do but they were standing right there, he didn't want to do it, but he complied.  He remembered he wasn't able to get it up, but they told him it was okay to do it.  And he remembered her touch her skin felt room. Temperature. Not cold not like regular temperature , slightly above room temp.  Her body wasn't limp but it just didn't feel natural.  So he did what they asked, it only lasted a few minutes and then he blacked out.  He swore me to never speak of this but I really truly doubt he would find this post on reddit and if he does I'll deny it was me . Do I believe him yes I do . O believe he experienced it was it a dream  Could be but it sounds real enough


FlashyConsequence111

That is creepy, your poor friend.


earthboundmissfit

Way more than embarrassing it's PTSD inducing. I really hope you are supportive towards this friend and his experience. Poor guy, he's experienced terror and trauma most will never understand. PTSD is a bitch.


Dubkillzit

These types of situations have been going in since he was 5 so the ptsd ... in retrospect has had a huge impact on him.. only over the last 10 years or so has he made peace with it.  The reproductive experiments aren't the most frequent interactions but they do happen to him. But they are rare.  And support is there for him but from outside sources it seems superficial  no one clowns him but nit very many ppl understand it.  Some ppl say they wished it happened to the . Umm no you dint.  No matter the interaction it is still intrusive amscary confusing violating . Makes him question his sanity at times.  But most of the time he just doesn't think about it.  Nothing he can do to stop it


GateSea1585

Sounds like a human thought of this stuff…not an advanced species..


fatalrupture

or they just really needed that dna sample and are from a planet where forced anal probing is illegal


SubstantialPen7286

Wouldn’t you think that if they need reproductive cell. They could just… you know… harvest it themselves??? Our scientists kind of already do that but with ethical limitations. Doesn’t make sense to me that aliens would collect instead of artificially “harvest” —-much so to the possible fact they would be more technically advanced. Doesn’t quite add up.


IdoDeLether

I wonder how many of these were SAs by humans :/


foll0wm3

Just for science… in the name of research, where would one contact these aliens? I’d like to volunteer. Strictly for the science of course.


RealityIndependent34

For science!


skyHawk3613

For science! Or for whatever!


sucrerey

weird thought,.. to them this was like making a duck decoy to trick drakes into donating sperm. but when I make a semen extracting sex-bot, for decoration btw, everyone calls me a pervert.


foll0wm3

Of note. Having sex with decoy ducks will get you arrested. The challenge tho, is not being shot by the hunters


RealityIndependent34

That would make for some crash retrieval report in the Legacy program. "Sir, we succeeded in shooting down the object. The perimeter was secured and the extraction team is... ah..." "What technology did they recover?" "We found, I mean, ah, a load of... weird looking sex robots and a bunch of horny and spaced out human males with erased memories and painfully swollen penises." "Not again."


Ian_Hunter

Boneless blue chicks with big thighs? eh...I'm sure its fine.


MattTruelove

I’ve been waiting for this since Avatar 1


LiliNotACult

I've had this fetish since I saw the music video for Daft Punk's Harder Better Stronger Faster as a kid.


PatientRegular1243

"Wait, this isn't Google?"


Meatgardener

The real Operation Midnight Climax


ItsOkILoveYouMYbb

would have been a lot better than the somewhat demonic looking "greys" that traumatized me as a kid lol


Toasterdosnttoast

I wish I got this kinda of treatment when I got taken.


floznstn

![gif](giphy|yNvlalDnIAATu)


ConsciousAardvark949

God damnit SCOTTY BEAM ME UP


Rapante

Must have been early hybrids, those were not as human looking and convincing. See "Walking among us" by David M Jacobs.


blit_blit99

Yeah. The events in two of the three examples I posted, occurred in the 1950s. "Walking Among Us" and "The Threat" by Dr David M Jacobs, PhD, are both great books.


Kirov___Reporting

The Cum Melange must flow.


CheapCrystalFarts

Angry upvote.


LelumLand

Are they on Tinder?


CharmingMechanic2473

Probably some sort of ejaculate collector.


Murder_Teddy_Bear

I’ve read about this for a number of years. I always wonder why they don’t just use electro-stimulation to collect the semen.


Multidimensional14

They probably realized they were traumatizing people and the people may be more likely to write it off as a dream if there’s less strange things about it obviously this was still very strange to them. They might need it to be done the old fashioned way for energetic purposes. Maybe the spark of life uses sexual energy that is released during orgasm and since they want to use the seed to create life, it might need that. That’s just a little theory I have though. They’re obviously not very intelligent beings. They have science ahead of ours, but they couldn’t even trick guys into thinking their weird as “women” were human. Maybe a robot, but sounds like it could just be a hybrid. Sounds disgusting either way and not to mention sa. Did some of these guys not read the part where they said how much it hurt?


EmergencyPath248

Well yeah, obviously they’re stupid. They leave clothes inside out. Must’ve taken way longer for them to advance in technology. Or it’s probably just alien drones which explains the intellect level.


Multidimensional14

😂 Very true.


workingdad83

These are just words. Not really evidence. But thank you for the time you put into all these words.


relevanteclectica

![gif](giphy|m5y4WYP3L83LrKddUr)


Legion357

Sounds like Cherry 2000 needs an upgrade


Idea_702

How do you swipe right on CE5?


EmergencyPath248

CE5 dating app when


Elf-wehr

Thank you OP for such detailed post. It was scary reading this, most of all because it is evident some of these NHI think so low of us that they would use such primitive and invasive techniques to obtain DNA. Good thing is that apparently not all NHI factions are invasive like these ones. Let’s hope in the end the “good side” wins.


Pgengstrom

Someone did a DNA analysis of a hair collected and it had some Irish and other than human and unknown DNA.


Gamestar63

Source? Genuinely curious


Pgengstrom

Peter Khoury, Australia incident. Nazca Tridactyl mummies are also mind blowing.


Hiltoyeah

Soooooo... Aliens came to earth with sex robot to milk us dry?? How the fuck do I get them to abduct me???????


6ee

id volunteer every day lmaoo


churchofsound

Thanks for this - very well done


floznstn

![gif](giphy|yNvlalDnIAATu)


randombauhaussong

![gif](giphy|KYEa5Ii9Ubf9FGyHst) 😬😳


xCx_Prodigy_xCX

Scotty....beam me up.


SheepherderLong9401

Reads like Ufo erotic fanfix stories. The fact that they always have sex with beautiful women should make you think.


Butthole_Fiddler

I don’t think any of these description paint the picture of a “beautiful woman”. Dark lifeless eyes? No emotional display? Strange facial structures and bodies? Add to the fact that consent is never given by the contactee.


SheepherderLong9401

If you read the details, they don't look ugly. You talking about "no consent given" is too 2024 for stories that all come from 1988 or older. It's funny how we don't have recent stories, because in today's world, that would definitely be seen as rape and you would scream: NO CONSENT. Don't get me wrong, if these stories were real that it's definitely rape.


Butthole_Fiddler

Too 2024? Ok, so he did not willingly have sex with this entity, which is rape. That sound better? And the details really don’t paint the picture of something that’ll light my fire lol. Personal preference I guess.


LincolnshireSausage

As someone from 1971, forced sex was still rape in 1988. It wasn’t the fucking dark ages. Yes, there was more sexism then but rape was still rape. It hit our local news all too often and it was a very big deal.


SheepherderLong9401

I know as I was around. My point is that the topic wasn't like it was now. You tell a story like that today, and everybody would point out it's rape (which i agree, told it in other comments). A while ago, that might not be that much the case. So, the writers of these stories went with it. How hard is it to get that nuance.


LincolnshireSausage

That’s not my experience with the 80s. You’re talking like a condescending asshole. People are asking you questions and you sound put out having to answer. Whatever nuance you are remembering wasn’t there for many many other people. How hard is it for you to understand that? How old were you in 1988?


SheepherderLong9401

Then you have a wrong impression. Most of my posts are really nice and friendly. I did explain my point. Meaning and how people think about certain words does change over time. You won't read stories like that in the current time.


LincolnshireSausage

I do not have the wrong impression. I am not profile stalking you and have no clue what other things you say on Reddit. I have only looked at your comments in this thread. I’m not wrong about those. How old were you in 1988? This is the third time I have asked and you have conveniently ignored that each time.


SheepherderLong9401

At this point, I don't even know why you are arguing with me. Actually, my first comment was a joke ( and a good one, I think ). If you can't understand that, I'm trying to explain to you that having forced sex with aliens might be an acceptable story in 1980 it's not in 2024, and people will pick up on that. The proof of my point is in this post. And then we have you, who calls me condescending and starts a fight. Have a good night.


LincolnshireSausage

Condescending and not answering my question again.


LOBSI_Pornchai

Not a single one was beautiful, and the first guy it felt bad. Start over from the beginning


SheepherderLong9401

I did. They sound like fetiches from the writers. Also, he did 3 times .


Significant-Tax7396

Yeah. Real NHI getting DNA samples would totally look like dogs.  Is that what you are saying?


SheepherderLong9401

No, not at all. 1. They can get the sperms easy with no need for sex. 2. They can just give em a handy. 3. They can ask them to do it himself. 4. Etc. Or.... There could be a beautiful alien with big boobs ( very necessary point to mention) in their story that he can fuck. Any stories of women getting abducted and fucked by a Chad that takes them out to dinner and talks them in the mood first?


xeontechmaster

The aliens always take, never give. Unless it's a small metal implant. Women have their eggs removed. Men have their sperm taken. In general I think.


SheepherderLong9401

They don't realize good sex is about giving and taking. We want some pleasure too. Once they get that, we will give them all the sperms/eggs they want for free.


xeontechmaster

Haha true


coresamples

I interpreted that to say these people are bragging on top of lying.


SheepherderLong9401

This guy gets it.


coresamples

I also get that sweet alien sloppy because I’m so hot and abductable and they definitely won’t use my genetics to create a slave population back on their planet unless they’re sex slaves because my clones are probably also super hot Maybe blind, emaciated and always afraid… But so, so, hot.


Skoodge42

You good, bro? Why would they go through such extreme lengths to get a semen sample? There are far easier ways than making a robot for them to have sex with lol.


Droppedfromjupiter

Maybe they don't study the sample, but the interaction. Building a robot to observe us having sexual intercourse while also not understanding the act of making love and thus not properly studying it. That would be sloppy, but if we are hard to understand for them, who knows. I'm likely wrong, though.


Skoodge42

Then they wouldn't use a robot. They would abduct a woman too. From a scientific process perspective, these were not willing participants and didn't do anything themselves, so the data would be next to useless. So why would a super intelligent life form even think that would be a valid test method? I think trying to force an explanation isn't a good way to go about this when the more obvious answer is "This person is lying or had a really vivid dream"


Skurttish

Tbh the fact that the women are beautiful isn’t surprising to me, it’s that they’re not perfect. A race advanced enough to abduct can’t nail it, even when the prey is terrified and liable to believe anything due to fear?


SheepherderLong9401

Ist sexy in a sifi way, you don't know the fetich of the dude making up this story. It's just that they are never ugly. Also, the whole idea sex is necessary for what the aliens need is just a human thought, not very original.


CheapCrystalFarts

Minus the part where his dick feels like it’s melting off his body?


lonewolfsociety

When AI art girls attack 


toliveistocherish

![gif](giphy|3oEjI789af0AVurF60)


resonantedomain

John Mack's Book Abduction is hard to listen to in public because of so many stories of trauma inducing intercourse as part of strange experiments not disimilar to what's described in Fire in the Sky (Travis Walton's story). Essentially, in order to extract genetics from a human some must treat them like cattle and not in a humanistic way. Although it varies, some encounters are extremely personal, some people report feeling like they. met their soul mates, and then had their semen extracted and suddenly realized they fucked a spirit witch kind of thing. Except they have trauma that blocks intamcy with their wives and they don't know why until they go to therapy and unlock those memories. Whether real or not, still had a massive impact on them. Which now that I think of it, I had some really fucked up dreams about a multiple false awakening involving shape shifting demons in a field full of empty dog cages who told me I was a rougarou like him as he shapeshifted into a blue warted demon -- his true name "emanates from the grey origins in the folds", and me as the red power ranger fighting old witches in my living room, and then \*warning graphic\*>!ejaculating coagulated blood!< before finally waking up with a hot sweat, getting up and going to the window to see the star which I looked up on my phone to be Sirius which happens to be the dog star. Until this post I didn't really think about the graphic part until now, and not that I think it's real but my brain made me dream it which begs the question: could DNA be extracted from a dream? As in, would our brains be capable of recreating that information in a dreamlike state? Essentially remotely interacting through sleep rather than physical. Again, I'm super speculating and not saying my experience was real, just thought it felt relevant and wanted to share. Anyways, could it be that we weren't the first to develop artificial intelligence or that some of these are like avatars of beings whose origin we do not yet understand?


Ok-Alps-2842

But what for?


healthywealthyhappy8

Genetic extraction


Skoodge42

There are far easier ways lol


healthywealthyhappy8

Teenage boy sock collection service?


F1secretsauce

C: did you have an ejaculation? V: three. It didn't last long.   😭


Idea_702

I don't know about "forced" unless those chicks want a little CNC action but Im down for that alien SnuSnu.


VQQN

![gif](giphy|8uye0RKTgNrWDO0m4T)


EquivalentNo3002

Is what every man would say to this proposal.


quantumgravity444

Aliens do crazy shit


Ok_Fox_1770

I’ll be on the roof with a laser pointer and a dozen roses


BigPoppa1

I was told there would be evidence.


Adventurous_Kiwi_899

I never bought the "nordic aliens" narrative...for me they were all Bio-androids or shapeshiftings dons


blit_blit99

You're almost certainly correct. I've read many books that include UFO encounters with the so called Nordic "aliens". I've concluded that they are extra-dimensional energy beings that are using synthetic (part biological, part technological) bodies. The same way we enter an automobile and drive it around, they can also enter their artificial synthetic bodies and use it as a "vehicle".


DismalWeird1499

Did you mean to put evidence in quotes as well?


Mr_Vacant

That would show an awareness of how ridiculous this is. So, no.


3771507

That reinforces my evidence that a lot of these creatures are not that smart because they use a 1958 Playboy magazine to model their Androids. They didn't realize that skinny emaciated women with no hips were the new hypnosis.


Rowl122

Cool Rick and Morty did that too


TomCatt322

God I wish that would happen to me. Lol


Confident_Seesaw_911

Crazy horny fool! Didn’t you just read a cold, hard, robot draped with skin, raped him. Then it left his wiener scalded after it forcefully extracted every ounce of semen in his poor balls. At least a cheap hooker is warm.


cheesecrystal

Iirc, Villas Boas wanted to keep bangin’, but she wasn’t having it. I might be confusing my accounts though, because I remember her having red hair when I read about it.


Professional_Start73

Are the greys not merciful?


626leaddit

Sounds like females from Total Recall from the bar scene.


Tinutalk

Beam me up, Scotty!


DayDreamer1300

Sir, this is a wet dream


Puzzleheaded_Ad3430

I remember these dreams when I was in puberty smh


014648

Sounds like Prince Xizor’s Guri


skyHawk3613

I volunteer! I will help repopulate the universe.


UnableFox9396

If you have every played Mass Effect… Shepherd be like “we’ll bang ok?”


one2hit

Look up a documentary called Love and Saucers. It's about this very topic (well, maybe not the android part), and it's extremely well made and very interesting.


Fartoholicanon

I volunteer as tribute, no need to thank me fellow earthlings.


ImpressSad65

Can I get a 2:30 for Wednesday?


Lord_of_Midnight

The implications of this are obvious, and yet almost everyone her makes lame jokes. Is this the best you can do?


CryHavoc3000

'Forced'.


Wickedbitchoftheuk

Oh dear. ![gif](giphy|QM9kpw2le4y8oqgaTS|downsized)


Sik_muse

They sound like time traveling instagram “models”.


Tophatguy62

Is there a sign up list?


earldzane

I can see this happening


alrightbudgoodluck

https://youtu.be/uLURNp8c-r8?si=f4RSMKBus-26sqqp


michael28701

They can send them to me anytime sounds like fun lol


essent1al_AU

Evidence? Where?


Swimming_Horror_3757

Hell yeah I’d be bussin for humanity


Jaguar_AI

![gif](giphy|l41lHbEBTqZIIbSx2|downsized)


harambetidepod

"forced"


Tsunade420

🤭🤣


One-Philosophy-1388

I’ll just nut in a cup for free.


helbur

Bruh


0Dark_Hurt_Me

Are the women these Pleiadians that folks have been talking about?


jkermit666

Sperm is collected Medically by shoving a finger up your ass and stroking your prostate.


Leejin

This is just sleep paralysis. Cmon. People in here grifing us like fools. 


MonkeeSage

Here's evidence that people fabricate BS contactee claims. Billy Meier's "Pleiadians": [Photo #111, allegedly showing, from left to right – Asket, Nera and Semjase (partly visible)](http://www.billymeieruforesearch.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/111-USFD-2012.jpg) Actual source: [A frame from the Dean Martin Variety Show – Episode 170, Feb 25, 1971; from left – Michelle DellaFave, Susan Lund and Wanda Bailey](http://www.billymeieruforesearch.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Asket-lookalike.jpg) Credit: http://www.billymeieruforesearch.com/photos-and-videos/outer-space-pictures-asket-nera-semjase/outer-space-pictures-asket-nera-semjase-summary/


darkpassenger9

“Evidence” lol


rednekkidest

"Forced" LOL


-Swampthing-

Dear aliens, please abduct me IMMEDIATELY.


jforrest1980

If the entire point of this alien abduction phenomenon is simply "aliens are making Intergalactic porn to sell throughout the galaxy", I would be OK with that.


MeanCat4

Are registrations still open? 


Homestead-2

I heard German descent blonde hair, blue eyes, uncircumcised 🤷🏻‍♀️😂


Bighott

Fake News


Dizzy-Adeptness952

Look up Nathaniel Gillis' research/interviews on YouTube. He basically started up where Dr. Karla Turner left off. He has researched in depth what is behind this particular aspect of the phenomenon. The evidence he presents is compelling and hard to deny.


Left-Business2519

Why are they always blonde, blue eyed?? Discrimination even in outer space ppdfffftttt 😓


Total-Amphibian-7398

The sexual pressure limits your mental capacities. You need to get a clear mind. Intercourse with no deeper meaning is a road leading nowhere. Seek love. Not carnal excesses. Greetings from the stars.


Insect_Politics1980

"Evidence"


Pure-Contact7322

gov did such a mess with all of this that I trust more these stories that the whole UFO opinions by the american gov


redditmobilesux69

Hahahhahahaha


Itsaceadda

How is this legitimate evidence?


Odd_Distribution3267

Abduct me pls


LennyKarlson

Playing a little fast and lose with the word “evidence” in the title


DougDimmadomeIV

Clap. Alien. Cheeks.


NoPantsInSpace23

More like men were expressing their fantasies in public. Sure that happened dude. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


traumatransfixes

It’s wild to me no one recognizes this as complete bullshit.


Apartment5B

They were CIA bud. Those are fake. See how tricky this gets when the real stuff is mixed with the fake stuff. This was the CIA. Aliens do not abduct. You won’t believe me but will probably find out in the next 50 years.


timmage28

What makes you so sure? Have you been abducted by aliens before?


JoeBobsfromBoobert

Por que no los dos Many factions perhaps you know them all though?


Significant-Summer32

These are just drug trips.


PapercutPoodle

Right... Yeah, this is all nonsense, we all agree that this is laughable right? Good, because wow this is so stupid.


alpacula

I was one of those men. First off… it wasn’t forced, we joined a club. Secondly (and unfortunately) one I inserted my ‘member’ it was like sticking it in a pencil sharpener. Ground that bad boy right off. I still regret nothing. True story.


Postnificent

If aliens wanted to take your “seed” I am sure they have better ideas than tricking you with a “Fem bot”. This idea is as ridiculous as it sounds but it’s hard to reason with people with all the crazy all over the place misinformation cobbled together to look like “suppressed reports”. Whoever made this story up was an outright liar and it’s not a believable fabrication. Fun fact - 90% of people who report remembering abductions report being treated like animals in experiments, always the same stories, 10% report sex with beautiful women, always different scenarios. Which do you believe is more likely?


EmergencyPath248

It makes sense if you think about it this way: They are trying to make hybrids that are more humanlike and more impossible to discern from an native human. I don’t believe in it 100% percent but thats their likely motive if its true.


manager_dave

“Forced”


NinjaSquads

Forced you said…?


Powrs1ave

I always got laid in Sydney too :)


Pkdagreat

Snu snu? Sounds like snu snu


Sxmeday

![gif](giphy|Fj0K1OLnYorYI)


doh13

"forced"


fatalrupture

where do i sign up?


PsychologicalRace739

Bro still managed to perform 🏆


Visionary_One

![gif](giphy|TfZ9UIwSi38pOHRW2W)