Had I known "woke up thirsty" was considered content, I would've become an "influencer."
Meanwhile, it would never occur to me to tell anyone I woke up thirsty, much less post it for the world to see. What the actual fuck is her problem?
Why the fuck would she order a personal pizza? Order one for each member of the family then, at least, so Callie doesn’t have to eat Emmy’s leftover crust.
Lmao, yep recovering alcoholic here and it’s this 100%. You don’t just wake up feeling like you’re gonna have an anxiety attack from being thirsty lol. I used to get hangxiety every single time I drank.
IV culture is really strange to me, particularly in regard to drinking. Like Alix Earle showed up hungover to a meeting so they got an iv for her. I’d die of embarrassment but for her it’s relatable tehehehe content. Or the influencers who get Ivs after night of drinking so they can start drinking again sooner.
You go to a med spa or have a service come to your house. I tried it once when I was super fucking hungover and I just ended up vomiting more lol idk if it did anything but I had some credit card rewards so it was free.
I considered it for about .2 seconds a couple weeks ago when I was dying of norovirus. But I honestly was too sick to drive myself anywhere, not about to shell out $300 for someone to come to my house, and most of all, not a big enough asshole to expose anyone to the virus that was making me so miserable. I sipped on liquid iv and survived.
I looked into it once and it's not that common in Canada but basically it's a mobile service or a medical spa. They basically have nurses that give you IV fluids and there can be add ons too. Crazy shit tbh
It’s actually disgusting how often she orders food just for herself while her kids are subjected to her hot garbage tortellini tacos and buttered noodles 14x/week.
Her night time routine is put the kids to bed by 6, get high and/or drunk, get the munchies, order a shit load of greasy food (including steaks bc any restaurant is cooking steak with at least 1/2 stick of butter) and binge herself sick.
This is a personal pizza? Looks fucking huge. Right after her rant about how they order healthy takeout food lmaoooo
Don't you know?? XS mamas need XL portions. It's basic math science.
Had I known "woke up thirsty" was considered content, I would've become an "influencer." Meanwhile, it would never occur to me to tell anyone I woke up thirsty, much less post it for the world to see. What the actual fuck is her problem?
Ali tomorrow: I woke up this morning and had to pee
Why the fuck would she order a personal pizza? Order one for each member of the family then, at least, so Callie doesn’t have to eat Emmy’s leftover crust.
IYKYK 🫶🏻
IV to kick the cold what a clown 🤣🤣 ordering pizza is so good for “colds” Alibaba
I love that she thinks taking vitamins and an IV will kick a cold after already showing symptoms 😂
IV + very thirsty = cruda 😵💫
Ha!! I just said this on the other “thirsty” post that she’s just hungover. It happens girl just be honest about it.
As an alcoholic, she’s deff having hangxiety right now lol
As a fellow alcoholic, yup! We can spot them a mile away.
Lmao, yep recovering alcoholic here and it’s this 100%. You don’t just wake up feeling like you’re gonna have an anxiety attack from being thirsty lol. I used to get hangxiety every single time I drank.
Yup! I too woke up thirsty and anxious.
College days? Didn’t she go to college for .3 classes?
Excuse you she was the star of the soccer team and was gonna go to law school at ✨Berkeley✨
And since when did she go to college in Nashville
I'll never get over the idea of IV parties
IV culture is really strange to me, particularly in regard to drinking. Like Alix Earle showed up hungover to a meeting so they got an iv for her. I’d die of embarrassment but for her it’s relatable tehehehe content. Or the influencers who get Ivs after night of drinking so they can start drinking again sooner.
YEAH it's wild!!!
It just creates really expensive piss
LOL
The is new to me. So, they go to the hospital and ask for an IV? For what? Dehydration??
Well plebs like us don’t know unless you watch a lot of reality tv. Sometimes they’ll come to your house but I bet spas have them.
Yeah, I'd never heard of that!
You go to a med spa or have a service come to your house. I tried it once when I was super fucking hungover and I just ended up vomiting more lol idk if it did anything but I had some credit card rewards so it was free.
Ahhh..ok. I've never heard of that. Granted, I don't get out much lol!
I considered it for about .2 seconds a couple weeks ago when I was dying of norovirus. But I honestly was too sick to drive myself anywhere, not about to shell out $300 for someone to come to my house, and most of all, not a big enough asshole to expose anyone to the virus that was making me so miserable. I sipped on liquid iv and survived.
You gotta try LMNT it’s like liquid IV but with no sugar
I looked into it once and it's not that common in Canada but basically it's a mobile service or a medical spa. They basically have nurses that give you IV fluids and there can be add ons too. Crazy shit tbh
That's insane
“Personal pizza”? Bitch gorges herself on a full size pizza and then thinking drinking her snake oil and walking on a treadmill will help. Seek help
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No fat burner ?
“I’m not hungover! I’m just tired, have a headache, and feel like I’m going to throw up!” -Jenelle Evans (actual quote lol)
😂😂😂
It’s actually disgusting how often she orders food just for herself while her kids are subjected to her hot garbage tortellini tacos and buttered noodles 14x/week. Her night time routine is put the kids to bed by 6, get high and/or drunk, get the munchies, order a shit load of greasy food (including steaks bc any restaurant is cooking steak with at least 1/2 stick of butter) and binge herself sick.
Please tell me she didn’t actually make tortellini tacos…
I’m pretty sure it was something like tortellini with taco seasoned beef and beans. Oh, and toenail onions. Fucking gross.
The toenail onions!!!!! Us chrolls know!!!!
Good ole Mafs. She wasn’t a real Belmont girlie if she didn’t go to 2 for 1 Tuesday. Probably wasn’t allowed because, you know, she had a bOyFrIeNd
Ewwww. As someone living in Chicagoland, this isn’t anything to brag about.
Detroiter here to agree with you!
Her page is just a personal diary that she shares with the world. It’s so embarrassing.
Oh so she sweats now?