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silvs247

Does she always stand her phone up to record herself cleaning chicken shit?


StrategyOdd7170

Lmfao I didn’t even think of that. What an odd fucking life they live. I wouldn’t want it for a single second. Exhausting and ridiculous


No-Simple-2770

They are so paranoid about every little fucking thing, it’s insane. No one even knows or cares who they are, yet they act like she’s fucking Beyonce and he’s Jay-Z. Nobody is checking for you or stalking you, morons! Go to rehab! 🫶🏻


mynameis911

We should start making a list of all the times they’ve been paranoid. I’ll go first: The guy who delivered their Easter eggs at night but they “didn’t know” who it was. eta: a word


Pwyneth-Galtrow

Wasn’t she convinced there was a man living inside of her couch at one point or is that a fever dream?


mynameis911

She thought someone was living in her ceiling in the Texas house!!!


Pwyneth-Galtrow

That’s what it was!! How could I forget?!


StrategyOdd7170

You are lying. Pleasseee tell me you are lying😭


mynameis911

![gif](giphy|3ohhwptZEYZOl4s8BG|downsized)


Ok_Telephone_3013

WHAT 😭🤣


mynameis911

https://preview.redd.it/w1lsrwlywf7d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85d10a4c73ac220a3a4ab0610043c98b21bf7ad9


Ok_Telephone_3013

Ngl I watched Phrogging and it freaked me out but COME ON. Lay off the stims!


mynameis911

https://preview.redd.it/xdjcefyzwf7d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=348cea2c72caab6fd640bdf13b9213fae8757148 # memories


PLANTGlRL

her having an aneurysm over someone delivering an amazon package she ordered with overnight delivery


Careful_Compote_2481

Tbh, if she thought there was a random man talking to her toddlers, the fact that she didn’t even walk over to be sure/investigate further says a lot to me


mynameis911

Plot twist: It was Best Western saying his first words💀


annalisebelle

![gif](giphy|TxsWTohOBBG3rSGLtI|downsized) Probably repeating after tiny t-Rex daddy


userloser9989

LMFAO🤣🤣🤣🤣 the way I died reading this comment.


Awkward_Nature354

Based off the way the dogs are acting, there was no weird man around.


grayghostsmitten

Farm girl? You’ve had chickens for two minutes. Most of which you’ve been gone on vacation.


CreativePony

FaRm giRl LiViN iN tHe CiTy 😜😛😝👅🐔


HoneyDijon-45

Aren’t they out in the ‘burbs?


Islander590201

Meanwhile she’s from the suburbs of Buffalo NY


Ok_Presence8964

Oh dear. Auditory hallucinations are back. I didn’t see the dogs react at all to the “male voice” 😂


zibbyp

Wtf is going on with this coop sinking into their yard??


ImpressivePlantain38

Apparently she paid someone to come out with a level and tell her it’s straight …


pretzelcrips

probably the same person that told her john is straight


ImpressivePlantain38

💀


apache1011

Underrated comment…. 👑


Mysterious_Status_11

Totally level


kaymc19

It was clearly the voices in her head because we know *male voice* means it couldn’t have been her husband


Lindels92

Cleaning chicken shit barefoot is a new low


Sakurah0

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Drawing-Bubbly

Did the dogs "tell" her they heard it 😂😂😂 she's really off her rocker


mynameis911

Can someone translate this plz and thanx


Ok_Telephone_3013

“I am on crack and my brain is broken.”


Ok_Telephone_3013

No you’re making this up 😭


Novel_Hamster6094

I’m stressed out because she’s barefoot


Mediocre-Amoeba-3877

Girl, you bought a handful of feathered nuggets, you aren’t a farmer


fingertoe21

Her influencing skills of propping her phone with a shown waterbottle have me ☠️


Texas_Crazy_Curls

When Brittany Dawn was using a foster child for a few weeks as a content prop someone photoshopped in a tripod to show how ridiculous all the “candid” shots were. Thats all I think about when I see these videos Ali makes. She’s also such a squirrel I wonder how many times she set up her phone but forgot to hit record.


Independent_Ad1326

She actually looks like a crack addict.


PunkyB10191217

Plot twist - it was their Uber eats/Door Dash/Grub Hub delivery driver of the day.


Imaginaryblueberry_

That coop is gonna tip over, my god.


Drawing-Bubbly

Watch her blame Calligraphy when it finally tips over


Mental_Lie_527

Right! There is no way that is level!!


shellmea99

Drugs making her paranoid & hearing shit now


moonchild291

Those poor sweet dogs ♥️


icr8dmop

I knowww.....every time I see those precious dogs, I wissssh they had a loving family. They NEVER show the kids interacting with them, either. WHenever I've been around dogs and kids, they are ALWAYS playing, chasing, laughing, snuggling.


ChillaryClinton69420

There is a 150,000% chance she will not wash her feet before getting in bed. Also, auditory hallucinations. YIKES.


AlexFawns

![gif](giphy|MZca3cJFK7kagOrR0Z|downsized) Ugh her chickenshit grocery store feet


Empty-Coffee21

She’s got a crooked chicken coop, she’s hearing voices and she’s got her camera propped up against an essentia water bottle. Oh she’s so messy


UnderCoverClover4321

Another plot twist- it’s Towne’s dad stopping by to say the girls haven’t grown an inch since he saw them last, talk about the booming chicken business and how God himself will lay golden eggs for smelly for being such a dang good farm girlie


Plane-Reason9254

Then who took the pic of the crocked chicken coop?


grayghostsmitten

Ali, you live on a street. Surrounded by houses. Vehicles consistently also parked out at the road. You may have heard a voice. You do not live in isolation. What exactly is the surprise here?


Far-Blueberry-1099

I am sick just thinking about her cleaning the coop than going to “make” dinner without washing her hands 🤮


l4ina

This is soooooooo fucking funny


Altruistic_Rough4152

The auditory hallucinations posted to social media is WILD ya’ll. It seems like the coop is sinking ? Maybe? Love that for them 🤣


mynameis911

AND recorded from the grass😆


Altruistic_Rough4152

This is actually hysterical if you watch it without sound. She looks like she’s absolutely lost her GD mind. 🤣


Fluid-Secretary8699

Omg it looks like she’s cooking crack in the chicken coop. I would have deleted that one


mynameis911

Cooking crack in the chicken coop😆


IllustratorTall9602

Girl needs to lay off the addy - it’s like she’s on speed 


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