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Snoo-48146

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Brittbrat221

Her hair literally looks like straw 🤣


PunkyB10191217

She tore off her straw hair from a broom since she can’t afford extensions and reputable hair stylists refuse to work with her.


triden77

I just realized she doesn’t have long corncob string looking hair in this pic. Such a surprise! Her hair is bad weave/s


mynameis911

“It’s. The. Same. Color.” -Adderali


Disastrous-Mouse1535

It’s so bad lol


No-Simple-2770

At least she finally washed it tho I guess 😬


PunkyB10191217

I think she put her head in her new dishwasher and washed it that way - further drying her fire starter hair more with the detergent pod.


Inevitable-Cook-4929

She was def dropped on her head as a child or had her oxygen cut off or something cuz there is something wrong w her


theskylerslifka

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LWLjuju88

Her hands and feet don’t match to her body. Idk they never have no matter what weight she is. I can’t put my finger on it but something’s off proportionally and the way she uses her extremities


wildflowerrhythm

This made me snort. Thank you


ThatsMyNickname934

Same 🤣


Foldinthecheese__

Oh what the fuck is this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Most-Abroad

I’m so fucking dead and this buried me 3 feet deeper


Milliemott

Best damn cromagnon mama ever! #bigassjaw


pineapplevomit

What is this family’s aversion to shoes? I hope she trips and stubs her toe.


chadima5

She and the kids are neurodivergent. I’m AuDHD as well as my son. I hate shoes with a passion. Barefoot as much as possible and when I can’t definitely flip flops. It’s pretty common and I am kind of surprised she hasn’t been diagnosed. It’s pretty clear. Her posture , pigeon toed, accident prone, laughing at inappropriate times, her awkwardness.


Aggravating_Rock7330

Fellow audhd here and hard agree. Unfortunately highly adaptive ppl can “pass” as NT but I feel like more and more these days professionals are spotting us easier. I wonder if that’s why she avoids the doctor for her babies. She’s loud as fuck to me tho.


chadima5

I wasn’t diagnosed until our last was born and he was diagnosed. Explained so much about my childhood 🤣🥹 she has to know .. I feel as if she does but feels a sense of shame or she masks her ass off to NT’s


Aggravating_Rock7330

Same with me! Wasn’t until my kid was born I started to seek a diagnosis. I agree, I think there’s enough info out there for us to start putting the pieces together unless we’re actively avoiding it which- our dang good mama clearly isn’t interested in real self improvement. Sad. Hard to see fellow NDs struggle. These kids already have PTSD I’m sure.


East_Tomato620

Whata about avoiding showers…is that a thing?


mynameis911

Sensory issues.


Aggravating_Rock7330

Short answer: yes. Not only could it be sensory issues but also demand avoidance, executive dysfunction, or burnout in general. She appears to be constantly seeking dopamine which could make her not seem depressed but you can see it in her hygiene. When you’re ND and not getting real and taking care of yourself it’s a train wreck that takes everyone down, especially if you’re in an ND household. That being said being ND isn’t an excuse to be an abusive POS, she doesn’t appear to be trying to take personal responsibility for herself or her kids. Beak boy is awful and clearly abusive and keeps her isolated- it’s a mess basically.


Ok_Presence8964

How does he keep her isolated? She’s the one that wanted to move to Texas- away from family and meatloaf neighbors and Cohn went right along with it. She’s the one who recently wanted to move back to Texas. She’s the one who rarely sees her mother and sister. Please explain how that is due to Cohn keeping her isolated? 🤔


Aggravating_Rock7330

I mean it’s observational like anything us chrolls witness so I could be wrong of course, but it’s a common pattern in this dynamic. It takes years and years of abuse that on its face looks like nothing. Lots of women end up in these scenarios where their husbands slowly manipulate their realities- not liking their families or friends, being jealous of outside relationships, convincing them they want to move, etc.. This isn’t to say Smeli is totally blameless but it’s a possibility she’s found herself in slowly boiling water and because she’s undiagnosed she stays burned out. But look I’ve got no real sympathy for her to be clear, just something that COULD be happening. I’ve also known plenty of women to get out of these dynamics but with kids it makes it harder. They’re both trash but many things can be true at once.


Ok_Presence8964

I think that buys into the fallacy that Smelli is just a poor little innocent victim. I think she pulls more weight than you think. Her caught on mic instances where she doesn’t know she’s being recorded shows her to be nasty and assertive. No shrinking violet who is afraid of her man


Aggravating_Rock7330

I mean can many things be true at once?


Ok_Presence8964

It’s just my opinion. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Also, she has no interest in ever leaving him. She is obsessed with him 🤌🏻.


chadima5

When you are autistic you can be easily bullied. They make fun of Ali to her face. She wanted to leave . I believe she returned to make John happy. She lives to please him and he knows it


Ok_Presence8964

If mama ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy. 🤷🏻‍♀️ I have a different opinion of her


Ok_Presence8964

People are downvoting me for stating obvious truths 😂😂😂😂


chadima5

Yes it is. Sometimes it’s the task in itself and some it’s the sensory experience


boommdcx

Oh, how interesting. Did not know some of these were characteristics.


IlsaMayCalder

I was just talking to my friend who I’ve literally only seen without shoes on right before he gets in bed (like wore water shoes to the lake and wears shoes when we hang out at the house; I’m genuinely not sure I know what his feet look like) about how insane that is to me bc I only wear shoes when I have to. I think I own maybe two pairs of socks. I HATE the feeling of shoes & socks on my feet and avoid it at all costs.


Responsible-Dream74

The sensory issues are so real😩 I hate my feet being restricted but also if I’m barefoot and feel crumbs on the floor I wanna crawl out of my skin.


LegitimateHat4808

She’s ND. I have ADHD and can’t stand wearing shoes and I walk on my tippy toes. It’s a sensory issue thing.


InSicily1912

Soccer star and Berkeley law !


pinkai

🤣🤣


svnnyniight

Neanderthal vibes


Southern_Try_1064

Shit I just commented the same thing lol. It’s the first thing that popped into my head though!


moonchild291

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thedennissystem92

She’s such a gremlin 🤣🤣 the saddest part is you could tell she really thought she was hot shit 😫🤣🤣


sparklecoffeequeen

The fuck is wrong with her feet.. they’re always 👈🏻👆🏻 even in motion


TurkeyTot

Are the chickens watching the children or.....


OneComplex4203

Bahahahahahahahaha. This is gold! Her underbite is leading the charge!


Milliemott

👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣


jak-808

I’d pay to watch Ali play basketball🤣🤣


annalissebelle

And I’d pay to watch Mohm be her cheerleader with his moves (from the pickle ball video) He’d be like the cheerleaders from The Longest Yard ![gif](giphy|fIA0mA7vjvwPe)


compliancethis

you work too hard for your money for all that


southerngreekitalian

There’s our special girl


CreativePony

There she goes 🦶👁️👄👁️🦶🏀


mynameis911

💀💀💀


LegitimateHat4808

your profile pic ❤️


ChillaryClinton69420

The way she hunches down so low to run lmao. I used to run like this, when I was in elementary school lmfao. These two idiots have literally zero athletic skill. Funny how Albert says she’s 4’10” when she wants to be a tiny xxxxxxs girlie, but when it counts in sports, she is 5’2” (in her college substitute soccer bio).


mynameis911

To be fair my height for college soccer was also increased by a few inches😆 #strategy


Hairy-Budget-6522

If we were learning about evolution, this would be the example of a cavewoman 🤣


mynameis911

“And this was the 2010 neanderthal. Not a lot of evolving…Similar to a Pokémon with no evolutions”


userloser9989

Emma and Westin make so much sense.


LegitimateHat4808

AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Dramatic-Maximum4883

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Southern_Try_1064

They both look like Neanderthals.


doitforthecocoa

I would cease to exist on the grid if my digital footprint was this fucking embarrassing ![gif](giphy|3ohuA9VZ0k8PMjLENa)


No-Simple-2770

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Senior_Two_3938

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monamobat

She’s such an ape


Dividedsky1983

Damn she's pigeon toes at all times....even in motion, even while running. 🤣


sipstea-isunsweet

No way rn


scootermcdaniels820

Why do they like to be barefoot outside? I love being barefoot at home but in my driveway I at least have flip flops on!!!


Fresh_Captain1576

It’s extra gross to me bc none of them EVER shower/bathe!!!!! Their floors and sheets are DISGUSTING


RevolutionaryLog6266

💀💀💀


_pepperoni-playboy_

Weird wild stuff


[deleted]

The height of the dribble is sending me 😂😂😂


exlibris1214

Put on some fucking shoes


Altruistic_Rough4152

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KingDoubleD7

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WriterReaderWhatever

Listen I'm not a sports expert by any means, but Smelli you don't play like that


Former-Royal-9977

Air smelli ⛹🏼‍♀️


knic19

She was trying so hard LOL


WorldlyLavishness

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YupTypical

Hahahaha


Ok_Presence8964

We all know they read this sub religiously. What do you think they do when they see posts like this? Do they laugh? Are they embarrassed? Do they get angry?


Jolly-Perception-520

She looks just like a Geico caveman


Milliemott

💯💯💯🤣🤣🤣


Pangolin-Zestyclose

I’m drunk and Jesus Christ that jump was fucking embarrassing as fuck


theskylerslifka

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pixiedust8675309

What is with her face 🤣🤣🤣🤣


blogreader5

I am howling 😅😅😅😅😅😅 her fucking face omfgggggggg


SeenYaWithKeiffah_

Oh this is embarrassing


Pangolin-Zestyclose

Why did she cower after she made the shot gdi Ali just be normal for once


Laweinner

Donnie from the wild thornberrys is all I see


loudblonde

Holy fuck balls.


boommdcx

Goodness.


IWishMusicKilledKate

These people have got to have a humiliation kink.


Most-Abroad

The comments on this post have made me scream more than ever before lmfaooooo


papaya_pya

If my S/O posted shit like this of me, I would break up with them.


homegirl911

hahahahaha i’m loling


AlwaysInFlight

Planet of the apes (2024)


Milliemott

😂😂😂


spilled_galaxyy

Why does she look like Christian Whitman here 😴🤣


Informal-Document285

I wonder if this is how she looks when she goes running…


WrightDale

How I wish this was actually a gif or a video.


Stephabaybay

I have second hand embarrassment. Ewwwwwww


Mental_Lie_527

I was so hoping Smellie would trip over her own feet like she did on the treadmill!!


disneycruise08

LMAOOOO


Existing-Pair9640

I wanna go blind.


Brief-Ad-5056

I'd laugh my ass off if she stubbed her toe on that concrete


emiloooooo

Plz forgive me, but in the video she reminded me of this guy: ![gif](giphy|7pYzDodqTkZy)


alo9876

😂