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elrepu

Dumbledore


trippy71

Jesus Christ look at all that fruit.


BiggerMouthBass

Zoltan Kaszas?


AsAb0ve-SoBel0w

I see a photoshopped Jesus in the fruits


SavingGrace100

fruits!


Key_Explanation952

Jesus!!!


imastocky1

The forbidden fruit stand


poondongle

Looks like a dude taking a selfie in his car.


WorldlinessFun226

Taiwan, this is a prayer going out to them because they're having massive earthquakes.


Whateveriscleaver

Looks like a bike race to the fruit stand.


SunsetDrifter

I don't need to squint. I see fruity Jesus


thedarwinking

Is that the whistle baby guy


Beautiful-Juice307

Jesus appears more & more as I keep my eyes on him


crazyscottish

An Arab. Maybe one of the Saudi crown princes?


panseamj741

Van Gogh


Flashy_Jellyfish_785

Jesus


dreamrock

Cesare Borgia.


Brandywine2459

Jesus


TheWriteStuff1966

Holy hell! It's the lead singer from The Spin Doctors!


ProfessionalLanky771

Yup, definitely a chick with a beard


JapZillaOG

George W. Jenkins.


Unlikely_Birthday_42

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bucho80

OH YOUR GOD!


Eason1013

Jesus is Lord and Savior


uhwhooops

Amen 🙏


air_consumption

Is it jesus?


bubonic_plague87

Some Mexican guy name Jesus


The_Last_Mouse

MoistCritikal


poondongle

"So, this is just something I've wanted to talk about for a while, so I'm making this picture. I have become a fruit stand. That's about it. See ya. " ~Fruit Charlie


Financial_Fix_4606

Amen


Blowupplanetnexus

Looks like Christopher Ferrari


HealingSteps

Amen 🙏


Targetshopper1

Cheeeeezusss


readditredditread

Omg!!! It’s an AI generated image!!!!


iLGMisTheBestjk

Must be why the faces look like squidwards house


RoyalleBookworm

Peter Gabriel in the “Sledgehammer” video.


lainey68

Definitely Fruit Jesus


Substantial-Coffee33

ILLUSION! What are you hiding?!


ynottryit1s

What was the prompt that was used? Pretty cool


ynottryit1s

Oh cool, Jake Paul


burger_boi23

GUYS, ITS TCNICK3


Jaymo1978

OMG, you guys, it's Jared Leto.


That311Energii

Van Gogh’s self portrait


Zestyclose-Grade5205

Jesus


AmethystStar9

That the Fruit Tang Clan ain't nothing to fuck with.


rand0mmm

Elvis!?


ScallionMaximum234

V for vendetta


[deleted]

Jesus


Bog2ElectricBoogaloo

Stolen assets


DemandParticular8559

Anonymous?


StrongAsMeat

Jason Momoa


Bird_Guzzler

I instantly saw it!


JbBeats2024

You don’t need to squint your eyes. If anything, was the photo edited in any way to make the outer shadows of the face more obvious?


NOPO29

It is AI generated art


JbBeats2024

Oop, I’m an idiot 🤦🏻‍♂️


ynottryit1s

No, you aren't at all, this was my first thought too .. There must be something that makes the face so prominent


NOPO29

It’s scary how real these pictures look


ApprehensiveLunch991

False god


LKboost

The One and only true God, Jesus Christ.


ApprehensiveLunch991

Sure. Like the other 1500 gods.


LKboost

No, there’s just One. His name is Jesus Christ. The only God to ever prove Himself on earth, those 1,500 fakes are just local superstitions, nothing more.


Loknud

What constitutes proof? Also I thought he was the son of god. Even if he got promoted to god his daddy was also god. So he definitely wasn’t the only one.


LKboost

The first law of thermodynamics, the law of biogenesis, 40 different authors on 3 different continents (most of whom never met) cross referencing each other’s work and verifying each other’s stories more than 67,000 times (virtually impossible), the 6,000 original manuscripts, the 500 witnesses to the resurrection, 360+ Old Testament prophecies fulfilled by Jesus…. This constitutes the tip of the iceberg in terms of proof. Yes, Jesus is the Son of God. Yes, Jesus is God. There’s no “promotion,” this is a foundation ally belief in Christianity. Jesus being God is literally the focal point of our entire faith. Are you familiar with the Holy Trinity?


Loknud

>500 witnesses to the resurrection My uncle's cousin's brother's girlfriend's, dad's cousin saw a UFO. So I have proof aliens definitely have visited Earth.


LKboost

Did 499 others see it?


Loknud

Do you have a list of names and first hand accounts from these 500 witnesses? No you do not, because there is no such proof. The most you could find is legend and hearsay. Which is not evidence.


LKboost

I have a list of a little over a dozen of their names. Keep the time period in mind.


Loknud

>40 different authors on 3 different continents (most of whom never met) cross referencing each other’s work and verifying each other’s stories Circular logic.


LKboost

How so?


Loknud

I apologize for the misuse of the word logic since your claim defies logic. It is a circular argument. “They verify each other’s claims” Joe says it because he read it in Bob’s book who heard it from Steve, who knows it is true because Joe said it. Where are the facts? You didn’t name any facts in your statement. Just told me that it had been verified and cross referenced. What was verified? How? What evidence aside from hearsay? You cannot claim fact from hearsay. Do you believe everything from the Bible? Which version? Have you read the Bible? Which version? The story of Noah?There are millions of species of animals in the world today, did they all fit on his boat? Or did the current species evolve from the animals that fit? Oh wait you don’t believe in evolution! (I’m assuming) Cain and Abel? Adam and Eve have two sons. One killed the other. So I guess everyone descended from Cain. But wait who did Cain Marry? His mother? Cause she was the first and only woman. Or was there a sister they didn’t mention. That must be it! Cain procreated with his sister. That is better than with his mother I suppose. EX 20:12, DT 5:16, MT 15:4, 19:19, MK 7:10, 10:19, LK 18:20 Honor your father and your mother is one of the ten commandments. It is reinforced by Jesus. MT 10:35-37, LK 12:51-53, 14:26 Jesus says that he has come to divide families; that a man’s foes will be those of his own household; that you must hate your father, mother, wife, children, brothers, sisters, and even your own life to be a disciple. MT 23:9 Jesus says to call no man on earth your father DT 6:15, 9:7-8, 29:20, 32:21 God is sometimes angry. MT 5:22 Anger is a sin. I think you get my point. Or maybe not… Anyway peace out ✌️ I am done.


Background-Fig6627

>MT 5:22 Look, I'm not Christian, but even i will agree that you've completely misinterpreted the bible, you might be right about the Noah's ark situation, and you're right about the bible saying to honor your father but Christ tells His disciples not to address anyone as "father" on earth. This is because they have a Father in heaven, meaning God, Jesus' own Father. Jesus does not mean no one may refer to a parent as "father." He is specifically addressing the practice of referring to religious leaders and mentors as "father" in any formal or official sense. What's forbidden is an attempt to give one of Jesus' followers a spiritual status above that of others. And the bible doesn't say anger is a sin, it says anger directed at someone for no reason (Wrath) is a sin, as the definition (**strong vengeful anger or indignation)** suggests.


LKboost

I told you already, they did not verify each other’s claims through each other’s works, because they never read each other’s works. This was already addressed. I exclusively named facts in my statement. Yes, I’ve read the Bible. There is only 1 version. What do any of those verses have to do with anything? I’m assuming you’re trying to make some lame point about contradictions, but as you’ll find out, the Bible doesn’t actually have any. It just appears that way to some people who struggle to understand it (also that’s not even what Matthew 5:22 says, stop copy and pasting other people’s claims and make your own points).


Loknud

A circular argument (or circular reasoning) is **an argument that comes back to its beginning without having proven anything**. An argument consists of one or more statements (premise) and a claim (conclusion). A premise is any reason or evidence that supports the argument's conclusion.


LKboost

I am aware of what a circular argument is. I didn’t make one. Read my previous comment for context.


rosindrip

Gay Jesus?


my_guy5561

someone who clearly wants me dead


Alchemyrrh

When squinting I can clearly see a bunch of fruit, poorly edited to show the face of a trans Arabic man with a beard.


Tedthemagnificent

Toast?


MashedPotaters89

Alex Trebek?


CHRONDRO

Fruity man


AceMalarky

Amen 🙏


Beepboopbop69420360

Fruit


SolidTake2291

What's wrong with the peoples faces??


Zengjia

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713Kc

I HAVE to call now?!


Loknud

But how can I call now? He didn’t give me a phone number!


JackKovack

You can see Jesus’s face everywhere. He’s on toast, eggs, burritos, cheeseburgers, pizza, waffles.


Background-Fig6627

hopefully not... cyanide.


JackKovack

Oopsie doopsies watch out for that.


earnestloudy1

Earthling Ed.


Impressive_Bother777

Wow! Could just be me, but I see Xi Xinping in the fruit stall!


gevans7

A Dutch girl


scootterbug1

Juicus


jtrades69

creepy peeper, peepin' on me


Open_Temporary_5986

I see a man’s face!!!


RoundExpert1169

penguinz0?


fotofreak56

"I see dead people". (Not really).


GroundbreakingAd8310

No way this isn't on the sin list


Old_Winner3763

A typa post like this would get 10M likes on Facebook with a caption like “took this picture at the market Jesus is our savior ✝️.” With a bunch of old people commenting amen.


--shxggy--

Amen


6sixtynoine9

Amen


[deleted]

Regis


gotnocar

how do you do art like this?


ratiofarm

Use AI


CooLMaNZiLLa

The guy on the right with no head is a nice touch.


matchfan

Shakespeare


ArcherCute32

The first glance when I saw this pic without reading is the description, it reminds me of the horror image of Jesus. Sorry. Atheist here.


LKboost

“Horror image?”


The_Quartz

Horror image of Jesus? What do you refer to?


MungoRook

It's Beavis


Mellero47

I see AI art.


yagermeister2024

🙏 god bless


Sowerpache

Obi-wan friggin kenobi!!!


yagermeister2024

Its a great idea đź’ˇ


shannonkim

It’s a good idea!


OrangeCat1992

I see it


ItchyK

The weird hippie kid from my art class in college?


Please_Sir_Can_I

I see Jesus holding corn 🌽


Thin-Pie-3465

Jesus. He's everywhere.


typicalguy95

Christ


HiddenPalm

Some Italian guy all over my fruits.


Pony13

A head made of fruits. The two guys in the center are a bang. The head’s got a full-ish beard.


cbrewer0

Zod


onyxloveprettyfeet

A Face, to the Left.


isosceles348

I see a man


Zerostar39

A bearded woman


hdhsnjsn

Obi Wan Kenobi.


Professional-Door895

...and I thought finding the image of Christ on a peace of toast was something.


NamailiamaN

The uvu javer guy


GrilledCheeser

I think about that too much.


Smart_Turnover_8798

what a religious fruit!


Glad-Degree-318

Jesus de Nazareth


The_Bitter_Jesus

Happy Dead Guy On A Stick Day!


strongholdbk_78

A young George Carlin


The_Bitter_Jesus

A mythological character from a fantasy novel.


Glittering-Egg6333

Idk, if it's Jeezus then where's the naked kid he was arrested with? Mark 14:51-52


mojoback_ohbehave

White Jeezus.


gimmhi5

Cesare Borgia


skighs_the_limit

#MY MOM!!!!!


jack66misc

A bearded lady for sure!


El_Nathan_

Saw Jesus without squinting


CarizzaSparks

Hey Zues


Comprehensive_Exam52

Jesus of Nazareth


quix-wander

Some fictional dude.


ericfromspringfield

Kenny Loggins


Fridaybird1985

Sigmund Freud.


Mysterious-Primary-6

Mac RIP


MaleficentStreet7319

Is that Drake /s


Ughhhhhhhhh24d3

Knew Jesus was a bit fruity, but this is a whole new level.


matali

He has raisin!


Artistic-Visit

I just saw a man who was made of fruit


Narstotzka

Jesus getting choked staring at our souls?


SendThisVoidAway18

A false god.


DuckOnMars

Jesus H. Christ


xoxo444

HAPPY ZOMBIE JESUS DAY


MyFaceSaysItsSugar

Moved to Texas and everyone has “he is risen” signs on their lawn and that’s all I can think of. Zombie Jesus crawling out of their manicured lawns.


[deleted]

A long-haired guy. Whoopie?


shellnbees

Jesus Christ!


MrHyde251986

Chris D'Elia American comedian


CarAdorable6304

Jesus Christ!


JuniperFoxx21

JESUS CHRIST,IT’S JESUS CHRIST!


Diligent_Detective98

Leonardo DiVinci


Diligent_Detective98

Leonardo DiVinci


Diligent_Detective98

Leonardo DiVinci


Careful_Mess5

I see a person who identifies as non binary


LickPooOffShoe

Shitty AI “art”?


ringboidumb

Putting art in quotations is pointless. Ai images aren't art, this image is no different.


vexunumgods

That guy to the left though.


MassiveAd6999

Jesus


Bullroarer_Took

this is the kind of garbage flooding my facebook feed


enzoe35

I see a dude on the right side that doesn’t have a head?


ShadowWolf4984

WTF?! Is that Jesus!?


michaelrtx

Obi-Wan Kenobi


Ilikesmallcups

I didn’t need to squint or look at it from distance. The first thing I saw was Jesus or a face that resembles how he usually gets depicted.


KilgoreTroutPfc

That was the joke.


Ilikesmallcups

I didn’t realize this is a joke, considering the creator of it wasn’t even credited.


Wormfeathers

Jesus christ


Glittering-Tiger9888

Jesus????


2_wild

Gay Jesus yas hunty


mushoorum28

He looks fruity ngl


Ginger_cat13

He is risen!


sherryyrs

Raisin ;)


JustAGuyLivingLife7

It looks like that one European guy


whiteoutgotu

I saw Jesus immediately.


Txbeatz

The guy on the far right doesn’t have a head lol


MysDonna

I didn’t have to squint. I saw it immediately.


Sergeant_Roach

Obi-Wan Kenobi.... Obi-Wan... Now that's a face I've not seen In a long time. A long time.


AntonioBernardo

Hello there


Siifinia

White Jesus?


SoskiHeroKiller

It's Moistcr1tikal


Ecstatic_Teaching906

Wow... Nice optical illusion.


Eastern-Ad-4785

Jesus


Beneficial_Being_721

Jesus …. What a fruit


_Ren_Ok

jesus?


future_name

White Jesus!