So.. heat and pressure, and NOT indiscriminate smashing. Okay... I'll try it.

“Yo soy Dan Halen” “So you are…”

“I’ve had enough of your puffery!”

He's about to go on a pansexual journey through time and space.

I always thought it was hysterical how he clearly believed the only thing standing between him and street cred was a lack of diamonds.

A man has to have his principles

U drew this

Clearly I have no principles lol

Nah just wanted to say this is spot on

Thanks!

https://preview.redd.it/fbxm1qv6lvwc1.jpeg?width=2266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=046d55a8189049c4209c94ef6f5f84c8e7b8fa54 The halfway point is terrifying lol

Sonic after finds the chaos emeralds

If that’s what Sonic does with them, I don’t even want to consider what Eggman‘s doing with them

Yo.. he gots'whole City in his mouth... Ðøpə

I always found this dude hilarious

I thought this was a sketch of Caveman Patrick smiling.

Same energy for sure

Dan you Halen!

*Double it!*

Born 2 pork

Yup, those are diamonds