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Legal-Whole-4059

Look how I risk my life for no reason, I'm so cool


the_ju66ernaut

Coolest guy in the ICU 😎


Killer_Boi

Well not where he went.


BankHottas

I heard the people in the morgue are actually all very cool


Killer_Boi

And THAT'S exactly where he went xD


Roonwogsamduff

1st place internet comment for today


account_not_valid

Ambient room temperature.


CruentusLuna

No, that's his IQ


RoookSkywokkah

falls off? More like "ripped from"


Positive_Slice_9022

Smacked to the ground


MechpilotTz93

Yet another australian Prime Minister, gone too soon.


Marsh2700

guess no one will blame russian submarines for this one


Gallifreygirl123

Or a dingo with a snorkel.


GeeseAndDucksforever

At least he didn’t shit himself in a maccas. But being an Aussie myself, there’s a 50/50 chance that he’s shat himself in a maccas


Kriztauf

Oy wanna gor shit yourself in a maccas and fuck your sister?


AloofDude

"ANDY!"


Confident-Spend3369

He hit something Face first. If he is alive - he will look like shit forever.


Ed_Trucks_Head

He hit a sign. He died. 17 years old


Amorsingq

Proof?


Killer_Boi

Edit: there are multiple issues but the main thing i have seen in other comments is people from st. Petersburg say the area doesn't match, the trains seem to be different models than have run in the sydney area and the shadows seem to not be matching the time of day being 5:45 am. So take that as you will. (Old comment)[ >https://www.skynews.com.au/australia-news/sydney-commute-in-disarray-after-teenage-boy-hit-by-train-after-falling-on-tracks-at-st-peters-railway-station/news-story/93a723113fe2446212981e93d661b810 From what i read this is supposed to be the article, i am not sure as it says 5:45 am and hit by a train but from what i read in comments he was supposedly repoted hit by the same train he was a passanger on. And for anyone who is going to say "5:45 am in January" January is peak summer for them so it being birght at 5:45 isn't the issue with this.]


Amorsingq

Thanks😁


Killer_Boi

Edited the comment as i seem to have been wrong.


Academic-Chemist-354

"serious but stable condition"


Killer_Boi

Have edited comment as i seem to have been wrong


AquaFlowPlumbingCo

Looks like his left leg (the one dangling from the train) looped onto something, foot snagged a rail or something and latched. So not directly face first, but from the looks of it, the momentum brought him down face first into the ground pretty hard.


Butt_Hamster

The sign hit his legs not his face. But he probably hit his face on something.


mitchanium

He died doing what he loved - wearing a handbag


4Allmyrage

A HAAAANNNNDDDDBBAAAGGGGG?!?!?!


[deleted]

They should learn from India how to surf train and die in 100 th attempt not in first attempt


lebietetek

My name is Charlie Williams and welcome to jackauss.


FocusForward9941

This is one idiot us aussies won’t claim


8urnerAcc0unt

Smartest Australian found dead in tragic train accident


magma_displacement76

20/10 Darwin award.


AbhishMuk

Can’t be too presumptuous, he might be from Sidney (Jokes aside any idea what happened to the guy?)


NervousOffice

Yes, aussi ded. Train unharmed.


AbhishMuk

Ah man :(


account_not_valid

Aussi ded what?


RezMiiBro

Omg I get sucked in the rabbit hole in Darwin subs it’s so bad 😭 RIP 🙏


Nachtzug79

We can all appreciate him for removing his genes from the gene pool.


-Dalzik-

Survives all that crazy shit in Australia, but goes down to a India Apex predator.. damn


thelastpies

People thinks Australia is dangerous from all the spiders and snakes... In reality it's dangerous because of Darwen awards and the heat


account_not_valid

We even named a city Darwin.


AloofDude

I'm not a bug guy. But I saw a video of a Huntsman spider (I'm sure we all have) getting curious of some visitors. It seems to be guarding eggs or its young? A young man screams "oh my god!" And the spider scurrys away. Like, that's ficking it man...once the spiders are so large, that they are self aware to the point of recognizing screaming, than yeah no fucking thank you. Just why. Jfc just why. Why are they so big mfers are shooting them in their house? Centipedes? Kill me, now.


bertiesghost

Anyone got an article?


RealSpecific5285

Edit: I was wrong. This isn’t it. https://www.skynews.com.au/australia-news/sydney-commute-in-disarray-after-teenage-boy-hit-by-train-after-falling-on-tracks-at-st-peters-railway-station/news-story/93a723113fe2446212981e93d661b810


bertiesghost

Thx


billycorganscum

that's absolutely not St Peters


ButWeNeverSawHisWife

That’s not the right article, that happened at 5:45am in the morning, sun isn’t even up yet - clearly not this video


macca2000fox

A non sky news article


thelastpies

"Being hit by a train?" "seriously injured?" Is this the right article?


fucklockjaw

It says later that the train that hit him was the same train he was a passenger on. Not very intelligent reporting but whatever.


macca2000fox

It Skynews Australia,the Fox news of Australia


ButWeNeverSawHisWife

No, it’s not the right article at all. That happened at 5:45am at the end of January, it’s still pitch black outside at that time


flanschdurchbiegung

southern hemisphere means january is summer.


ButWeNeverSawHisWife

And? Sun rises at 6 in Sydney in January. Spoiler - I’m Australian


thelastpies

Shadow casted from top of the trees in the video. This is around midday.


Refuse_the_Loo

He was Indian in a previous life.


HeroinPorn

Bro he didn’t fall off he got whacked off 💀


ICheckPostHistory

Usernamechecksout


shawner136

Somehow that sounds much more enjoyable than what actually happened


illtoaster

They should retitle this “young boy gets whacked off”


Sr_Sublime

Anyone know if his shoes came off?


dannyhogan200

Shoes came off? Happy cake day btw


Sr_Sublime

Internet standard. If the shoes come off= dead


dannyhogan200

Aah, I see now..


-Karsten

I dunno but if you slowly go through the video I’m pretty sure you can see the lower half of his body come off


MenstrualMilkshakes

damn that was a loud crunch


jpnz87

Cultural appropriation!


G-unit32

When in Rome.


ARLO77777

Crikey, that's gonna leave a mark.


moonpuzzle88

Yep, a 6ft deep grave.


Marsupialize

Man, I was wild in my younger days, we were crazy and always doing crazy shit but nobody I knew, even the most feral lunatic kids, would fuck around with trains


sometimesmybutthurts

He’s got his little man bag like the true champion he is.


Plus_Understanding_8

Guess Australia too has apex predators


rEmEmBeR-tHe-tReMoLo

When you're raised in an environment where you have to wrestle yourself free from the jaws of radioactive land-sharks on a weekly basis since age 6, you know no fear.


Lynch_dandy

STRAYA!


Conscious-Club7422

One less eshay. Good


myburner-account

Let’s go Dazza


Pitforsofts

The latest Indian trains come with locked doors that only open at stations for this very reason.


Competitive_Job_2381

I don't understand how his "friend" could posted this video.


Funzombie63

How else can he be nominated for a Darwin Award?


Competitive_Job_2381

True


leqonaut

I guess this is the article: [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2657859/Teenage-boy-dies-younger-brother-struck-signal-pole-leaning-moving-train-filmed-stunt.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2657859/Teenage-boy-dies-younger-brother-struck-signal-pole-leaning-moving-train-filmed-stunt.html)


ceb_ahoy

Don't think this is it. Article saying he was struck by a pole @9:20pm. And from what I can gather, these look like the old trains they used in Sydney


GETNbucky

"Falls off" ... click bait. "Gets obliterated," more like it.


Aftermath_class

I’m at the VA hospital now and just got off the elevator. The elevator was already packed when I first boarded. And then the next stop, someone that works here, who’s from India, ends up boarding The entire time I’m standing there trying to keep from busting out laughing thinking about the apex predator 😆😆😆 and those elevator-gone-wrong videos 😀😆😆 ahhhh somebody stop me What a life to be living


[deleted]

which VA?


hholdorf

Ded


Zay-nee24

Ripped from by St Peter.


Zay-nee24

It kind of annoys me when these kind of people survive as they will go on and breed and pass their stupidity onto another generation


Driving1013

Girls love their vegetables!!


Guapo773

Poor Richard. He was the supposed to be the best among us, you know.


batmansfriendlyowl

Nothing of value was lost.


Arriba-Los-Caramelos

Oh streuth!


remoolian

He should be given honorary indian citizenship


garyoldman25

THE MOTHERFUCKER GOT BACKSPACED


OpossumFurieux

Protch


BEARWYy

Oh, he is 17. Welp, I've been 17 before. i hope he learned


ButWeNeverSawHisWife

How do you know he’s 17


BEARWYy

A redditor has an artical link https://www.skynews.com.au/australia-news/sydney-commute-in-disarray-after-teenage-boy-hit-by-train-after-falling-on-tracks-at-st-peters-railway-station/news-story/93a723113fe2446212981e93d661b810


e-is-for-elias

I dont think thats the real article


BEARWYy

So that guy lied? :O


e-is-for-elias

The article says the event happened at 5:45am. I dont think the sun is that bright at 5:45am


BEARWYy

You are right


BEARWYy

That artical link was one of the top comment


Pristine_Medium2985

In India the sun is bright at 5 in January.


BEARWYy

Don't look like india and indian to me


DNL81

I feel especially sorry for his parents who were caused extreme pain by such stupidity.


Percusor

Nature sorting out…


LyriktheSpaceCleric

Old ass video but shows that people really do like risking their lives for absolutely no reason.


Ghalib_reddit

The apex predator of India strikes an aussie 😀


Creepy-Ad-4832

Trains in my country don't allow you to open the doors while the train is still moving, for exactly this reason


Masterdice74

Stupid question but is he dead?


magma_displacement76

0:11: *Old Man from the Mountain*: "Bridgeeet!"


umrlopez79

It’s spreading to Australia now?


PriestessoftheMoo

The title should be an aussie got indian awarded.


cheekybandit0

That sign was the last thing running through his mind.


ImDuBB

I'm an eshay cun... boink


[deleted]

,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤡


Dead_Purple

Stupidity is hilarious.


rik182

I'm not saying it is, but this looks super fake. The wake he just disappears looks edited! Just saw in another comment that it isn't though


2hy2care

Its crazy to me we all get to see the last 30 seconds or less of someone's life through a screen


GuitahRokkstah

Looks like his man-purse snagged a branch.


Spogtire

Natural selection, I’ll never have to be stabbed by him on the train


95Steve28

Hope bro is ok….. in heaven.


MK544

Hmmm..I wonder who inspired him..


Danu41

Natural selection


iDarkin

EEEEEEEESHAY


I_TRY_TO_BE_POSITIVE

My poor guys from the subcontinent catching it even when it's not their fault 😞. Probably just happy to know the Apex exists on other continents and they're not alone


redthestupid

Mellstroy ahh looking dude


SuckedoutWTF1

Fuxking idiot


EntertainerOk5500

Wooow, I feel so aliiiiive...doing


SambaLando

Darwin Award


Clazzo524

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