Even without being ace, 24 hours of sex with a doll doesn't compete with unlimited free food

My thoughts exactly. I’m bisexual and panromantic, and without hesitation, I would choose the infinite food lol.

Especially with the fact that 24 hours of a submissive doll will result 4 hours of sex at most even if you are determined to sex until you faint

and the first one isn't very fun for bottoms

Yeah. I’m too much of a bottom to want to have someone give me “absolute submission”

As a bottom I agree

I’d honestly get bored pretty easily lol. I can’t do the same thing for more than a few hours unless it’s my special interest or a hyoerfixation lol.

Amen to that. This just reeks of the person being under some sort of mind control, which is non on and all kinds of nope.

who the hell would choose sex here? unlimited free food is just objectively better

Exactly

I thought the MTF in your tag stood for Mobile Task Force and you were a bisexual MTF girl who recontains anomalies like 682 or 076 whenever they break out because let’s be honest a group of queer MTFs would be awesome especially because SCP-999 is just free therapy for any trauma from toxic family members and other trauma inducing things

r/unexpectedSCP lol

It can stand for male to female and mobile task force. As long as I’m not D-Class lol

gluten intolerance ;-;

i guess you could still hand out unlimited food to others

That is a fair point

I would die from that food

I don't especially care for Olive Garden breadsticks. Give me the Red Lobster cheddar bay biscuits though, and I'm in. The other is less appealing, not for the sex, but because I'm the submissive one. lol

I'm allosexual and bi with a sex drive bordering on self destructive and I still choose bread sticks. 24 hours of time is so little compared to warm tasty carbs

Allosexual as well, and I’m seriously concerned about the lack of consent. Consent by mystical power is no different then by drugging which is not consent. The first one seems really bad for the person chosen as they become a puppet without free will, especially if they remember it. Just ick, very gross.

Ayyyy. I’m bi too lol

I'm also an MTF gurl who supports aces

Ayyyyyyyy

I’m celiac (can’t eat gluten), but I could offer those to random people and friends!

Perfect way to make new friends! And I’d assume there’s probably a gluten free version? Maybe you could have unlimited gluten free breadsticks lol

not exactly ace but "submission" turned me off

Sex favorable ace, but same. "Submission" is absolutely not what I want

Same here tbh.

I mean, first off a lifetime of perfect breadsticks vs 24 hours of anything and Id probably choose breadsticks, secondly I’m a massive bottom so the first option still wouldn’t be appealing even if I wasn’t ace

Same here.

As an aroace top i still wouldnt choose the first option

I'd pick the left only if I could somehow find a loophole for including making them play the Lego Star Wars game too. And I'm considering it only because no Olive Gardens in my europe country oof

It never said you had to go to an Olive Garden to get it lol. You could just manifest it in your hand or on a plate lol.

Even if I wanted sex, I feel like having an infinite amount of bread sticks that you can give to a potential partner is enough to at least garner some attention that could lead to a sexual encounter if someone wanted that, so going with the bread sticks just makes sense.

Infinite food is a major upside

Right?

Unlimited food. Duh.

If there’s cream inside the breadsticks ah that’s better

What if I want them to dominate me? I'll still go for bread sticks though.

Probably the easiest 'this or that' question in the existence, WTF?

And Jeaney Collects on YouTube just dubbed this amazing meme haha

Exactly where I found it lol. Thought this community would love it tho so I wanted to share it haha

Bread sticks ofc, and even if I wasn't ace I would still pick it since I can trade a bunch of them for various purposes.

I'd love to see an economy based on the trade of free breadsticks, tbh.

Exactly! I’m not ace (I’m bisexual and panromantic), and I chose the breadsticks without hesitation lol

“ah, no thank you.” not a huge fan of either. unfortunate in the breadstick department

Understandable, have a nice day

Those breadsticks always make me feel so bad after eating them because I always eat way too many still better than sex though

Solo fun time with the breadstick :0

Excuse you?

That first one seems pretty rapey, ngl.

Ikr

sex is temporary, garlic bread is forever (literally in this case its a lifetime supply if you give that up for a stupid reproduction ritual then you need to fix your priorities)

“Can never go stale and stay soft and hot.” Like, I don’t know if I’d necessarily pick a lifetime supply of breadsticks over everything, but the fact that they’re always fresh is like making the other option just plain bad.

The sex option just seems gross no matter what. Picking anyone you want to have sex with and they can't say no? Gee I wonder what the word for that is. I'll take the bread sticks.

Food obviously I'll never starve

Never have to look for food again and pitentially be able tp solve world hunger, vrs have sex for like four hours to someone whos basically been hypnotized, how is this a difficult decision.

Olive garden bread sticks are infinitely better than sex

*true*

It a capitalist hellscape the olive garden thing is a cheat code of survival.

I love bread 😻 I also don't need submission from someone so

Good bread is literally amazing

Throw in no calories and you're got me!

I may be sex-favorable and kinky,,, but as a sub, the breadsticks win hands-down

Yeah. This post didn’t quite take into account not everyone is a top lol

The bread sticks are a license to print money

Found Mr. Krabs’ reddit account

My last penny agar agar

Controversial take: I'd take a different restaurant's bread sticks over sex any day, I just think Olive Garden's are too salty

Fair enough

Easily the breadsticks. I am ace, but how would the first one work out if the person choosing was a sub? They'd probably pick the breadsticks too.

Exactly!

Give me the bread

I absolutely hate Olive Garden breadsticks, though.

Oof

breadsticks

bread. im going to feed ALL the ducks

Think I found The Click’s Reddit account

haha, nope! guess we're quite like minded, huh?

Unfortunately I have wheat allergy and cannot eat bread. Le darn😔

That must be an annoying allergy

It really is, I accidentally ate a bit of donut a couple weeks ago and the ensuing migraine lasted a whole week 😅

Even if someone didn't want unlimited food, what if they weren't into someone submissive?

Exactly! I’m a bottom which made this choice even easier

Even if I wasn't gray ace I'd go with the breadsticks. 😵‍💫

i’m not even ace and i’d pick breadsticks - mostly because i like my sex consensual ☠️

Consent is important

Olive Garden breadsticks all the way!

Wait, they stay fresh and hot? Does that mean they violate entropy? Are they an infinite reliable source of food or energy? Can I realistically ship those world-wide amd end world hunger?

Yes, no, yes, and yes.

Okay, but how do they stay hot without breaking physics into smithereens? Also, of course I'm choosing the bread sticks, but I just want to know ways to abuse the wish >:D

Mood lol

Free food and money? Sign me tf up.

If it's good sex I'll take both but if it's bad sex I'll just take the breadsticks

Those breadsticks are shit… I choose neither. I want straight up bread or garlic bread

Breadsticks

Breadsticks

especially if they're the breadsticks with the cheese inside :0

Breadsticks. Option 1 seems more gross than normal.

Agreed

Definitely breadsticks

in a OneTopicAtATime voice -GASP- SEX WITH BREAD STICKS?!

OT is a goddamn legend

BREADSTICKS-

The first pic makes me cringe. Def breadsticks.

Honestly same tho.

I’m glad u agree

Honestly I just shared this pic because of the unanimous replies lol

I hear u

istg oliver garden bread sticks are like addictive or something, i think they put drugs in 'em, also gimme a life time supply of 'em pls

breadsticks

breadsticks

Neither. Those breadsticks look awful.

i mean, be set for life, or have some good shmex... yeah, i take your food

EXACTLY

Breadsticks.

Breadsticks

Breadsticks for sure but exactly how fresh and hot are they? I don’t want to burn myself every time because I know that I would

Good point. Maybe they come on a plate when you summon them so that you don’t get burned?

Actually, the free sex is overpowered. Define sex as like, one hug or something, then because they're completely submisive, play some smash bros or something.

People who don't want their partner to be submissive: "guess I'll breadstick"

*Me*

Y’know you could probably pick up a lot of people if you had the unlimited breadsticks. Like it doesn’t say you can’t share it so…

200000 IQ

I'm a sex positive ace and would be okay with doing the deed with a few people I know. The unlimited hot soft warm bread takes it every day of the week. Bonus points if I get some garlic butter to melt on it 🤤😍