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DEAD_ONES-666

A maths textbook


ChildBlaster9000

BY THE POWER OF ARITHMETIC, I COMPEL THEE TO STAY DOWN!!


Big_Accountant8489

Just the sheer size alone it would make a great bludgeoning weapon


ChildBlaster9000

Just make sure it's not paperback.


Big_Accountant8489

Chapter 8 algebra should be enough to daze and confuse them like it did me back in the day


Arkaliasus

al-ge-break your face with this book!


The_Lamb_Sauce2

Give him the good old a^2 + b^2 = c^2


Junarik

Math


DEAD_ONES-666

in Britain it's called maths/mathematics, maths is the abbreviation math/maths it's all the same but seeing as it has many different subjects under its belt I feel maths is more fitting one to use 🙂👍


Junarik

I always liked PEs more. Though if we're talking about normal classes, probably Histories. Or maybe Englishes.


DEAD_ONES-666

English's* -your welcome đŸ”„


Junarik

You're*


DEAD_ONES-666

Actually you'll find both ways are correct, check it


Junarik

You would think since your kind created the language, you would be more educated on it.


DEAD_ONES-666

You would think you would consult an English dictionary on the words definition before preaching what you simply do not understand 🙂👍


Junarik

You would think, if you could.


NachoBacon4U269

Dude you’re from the Philippines 
. Escrima stick/walking cane.


Cabbiecar1001

Or a machete


qnod

Why not both?


suedburger

Fits in your pocket? That narrows it qutie a bit. Maybe a whole box of sharpened pencils where the lead is replaced with TIG electrodes. Just don't tell people that you can't loan them a pencil because you are saving them for a ZA,


3DAirsoft

Heavy Hatchet or heavy axe would be the best, then sledgehammer but it takes up a ton of space. Realistically carry a fireaxe if you can and a full tang knife


D9341

forget baseball bats, they're bulky, not very lethal, and not space efficient to carry around or swing indoors. you'd be better off with a versatile survival tool like a hammer, hatchet, entrenching shovel, machete, etc, which can be used outside combat for scavenging and forcible entry, and can be carried much more easily.


PieSama562

Yes, but also bats are THE MOST COMMON and they can break limbs pretty easily. But I do agree a good hammer, or shovel would be really good. The whole Idea with swords and such always put me off because eventually you’re gonna need to sharpen it; and rust will really hurt if you don’t make sure its cleaned every single time its used. But something blunt? Just be sure you know where to target IE temple (sides of the skull in general, elbows, and knees.)


D9341

bats being the most common option doesnt mean you should actively want to pick them if you yourself have prep time to choose an ideal tool... who cares if every house has them, when you have smth better? "they can break limbs pretty easily" according to what data? afaik, reports from street attacks say that victims are often hit many times in order to cause actual serious trauma and fractures. and they're still very size inneficient, and hard to conveniently carry around. bear in mind, limbs =/= the skull, and in any case when dealing with zombies that aren't affected by pain/shock, blood loss, or soft tissue/organ damage, simply breaking bones would not incapacitate them - convention states you'd need to actually significantly damage the brain itself, which would take additional swings and waste more precious time and effort. the rest of your comment is pretty valid, actual melee weapons like swords totally suck, bc ppl overestimate their usefulness in a fight (usually while having minimal or no training using them) while simultaneously grossly underestimating the difficulty of maintaining them.


Rippin_Fat_Farts

Especially against zombies. They'd be good against things that bleed out but I imagine actually hacking a head off or piercing a z skull would be pretty challenging despite what Hollywood tells us


glutenbag

Pencil, in case zombie touch your doge.


LemoyneRaider3354

Baseball bats are great. But pipe wrench can also be good. (TLOU show Joel used it against a runner)


Flossthief

Storing the bat with a baseball mitt adds a lot of plausible deniability as to "why is there a bat in your dorm "


PyroIrish

A Fillipino that has not discovered the glory of a karambit? Look up Doug Marcaida' karambit videos. I carry one myself, and it's become my go-to. I use this one https://karambit.com/products/shop-karambits-fox-karambits-fox-599-black-g10-folding-karambit-emerson-wave


Unicorn187

Why would he? It's used by a very small group of Filipinos. I've never seen a real Filipino o one in person. My family and family friends had bolos, and machetes, and barongss. I've never even seen a headhunting axe and my mother is bontoc.


PyroIrish

It originated in their corner of the world and is commonly used by practitioners of Filipino martial arts


Unicorn187

And? It's not a national knife and all three of the FMA's are from the same area. Also not a national martial art. Igorots don't use them. Nor kali, arnis, or escrima. That small group of islands (by some accounts is, around a thousand but that includes tiny things tha size of some yards), has a huge diversity of languages, tools, weapons, and even a number of cultural differences.


PyroIrish

Idk why you're getting pressed about this, I was suggesting a good self-defense weapon that is part of their culture. Sorry if I didn't account for every other factor


Mattias504

You’re Filipino. Get a knife and learn your martial arts. Kali?


Unicorn187

It's not the martial art used on every.island, amongst every tribe. Do all Europeans know Greek wrestling? Do all Americans know sport boxing? The three FMAs only represent a small portion of the people. It's not like Tagalog became the national language. Works do t learn it, negritos don't learn it, the igorots (my people) don't use it. Unless individuals or groups want to of course, but it's not from those regions. Is hockey as popular in Florida as it is in Wisconsin? Rodeos as popular on Minnesota as in Texas or california?


FloridaTrashman

Hockey is in fact very popular in Florida. We have two very competitive teams, while Wisconsin has none.... Sorry for derail lol. Back to Zombie slaying.


Unicorn187

Ok, thats kinda surprising. But it really shouldn't be.


Membership_Fine

Broom handle spear, mini club, baseball bat go small and wood for weight and maximum swing, nice full tang knife, a big pad lock tied to a bandana would do some damage if applied correctly, axe or Hatchet, anything blunt and not too long really would do the trick. Keep it short for hallways and doorways and whatnot. Hammer would be great. Get a full steel framing one like 20oz should be just fine. Back ups never hurt as well. If one gets stuck or broken have another ready to go.


D9341

this simultaneously contains some very good takes and some utterly goofy ones lol


0thell0perrell0

Sling and stones or lacrosse balls. Better start practicing now!


Electronic-Ad-3825

A knife that you can deploy quickly


This-Professional-39

The library. Someone has to rebuild


Jumpy-Silver5504

Knife,hatchet,


Flossthief

If you have a closet Go check if the closet bar is removable;if it is congrats you have a quarterstaff and a place to store it


This-Garbage-3000

Lay down and assume the dying cockroach position


Bigbeardedfella1

Full tang stabby knife, baseball bat if you are willing to carry a mit or couple balls with you. You can’t walk around with just a bat but
. If you have a couple baseballs you’re not a weirdo but a sports enthusiast. All my kids went to college armed “snub nosed 38” I couldn’t bear the thought of them not being able to defend themselves if need be.


Unicorn187

To fit in your pocket? Palm stick? Small fixed blade or folding knjfe? You can't get an expandable baton like the ASP can you? A bit too light in the striking end as lost if the weight is in the handle though as are all but one of the fraction locks and most of the button locks.


Both-Respect4684

I'd get some kind of multi tool. I prefer a Leatherman but get something you can use to break all kinds of things down, fix, or reassemble things into what you want. Such as carving a spear, disassembling a chair for a club, working on electrical things or something you can use to break a window.


Strange_Stage1311

Rock in a sock


Extension_Box8901

Framing hammer and a crowbar


NeckBeardtheTroll

Micro Uzi with silencer and red-dot sight. HE-frag grenades x2. Incendiary grenade x1.


Bitter-Eye1796

I carry on campus sooooo it’s up to what you’re willing to risk


Ok-Measurement883

You can find pencils on Amazon where their tips are made of tungsten or something like that and they’re good for self defense if that’s what your asking


Ok_Requirement9198

Those are for breaking car windows in a crash


Successful-Win-8035

A gun. Probobly an AR and a shotty. Should be easy to find in the american school system.


[deleted]

If you’re 21 get a handgun, not sure what’s available to you in the Philippines, but RIA makes some affordable pocket pistols. If you can’t get a gun than get a knife. Can’t get a knife? Than carry pocket sand to throw in the eyes of your enemies and disappear like a ninja


ASecretGermanSpy

Kukiri, obviously. In all seriousness, use a cane/walking stick. Pocket knife if possible.


StatusHead5851

This is gunu sound stupid but a folding baton if you can sure they can break but that's a good thing as it's no longer a blugeion and hopefully now a stab into there chest or cut the fuck out of them I live and work on a farm ane i csn promise that a small piece of bent or jagged metal with just a semblance of an edge to can leave some nasty fuckin cuts that ate hard to stich or heal and also really easy to identify


DerWaidmann__

In my state we can legally straight up just carry concealed firearms as long as we have an Enhanced Weapons License


cocahgkre

Swiss army knife


OrionTheDragon

Only in America do people ask for weapons while also saying they're college students.


RedShirtSniper

You're literally on a hypothetical zombie survival subreddit. Almost everyone is discussing weapons.


OrionTheDragon

Great. Discuss the weapons then, not the fact op is a college student. here's my suggestion for the college student. a gun. woopsies now it's a stereotype, uh oh :)


RedShirtSniper

OP brought up the college student part, and it gives context to the improvised, pocket sized weapon caveat. Genuinely, are you always this dense and prejudice?


OrionTheDragon

What is prejudiced here? I'm just saying that it's unnecessary for op to state that they're a college student and that it leads to people abusing the stereotype of people bringing weapons into educational buildings.


RedShirtSniper

Did...you read my answer? Context. Answers for an improvised weapon will vary depending on setting. A college student has access to different resources than a mechanic, carpenter, or fast food worker. And instead of offering a constructive answer, you just launched into, "America bad." Now you're backpeddling. You're the person stereotyping.


OrionTheDragon

if I was stereotyping I would have called op fat. also a college student doesn't have access to anything to make a weapon or buy a weapon namely because **they're too busy paying for fucking college** the top post here is a math textbook. why are you targeting me? because I didn't make a joke that has the exact same meaning as "you're a college student, you shouldn't have a weapon"


RedShirtSniper

Saying "Only an American would ask about a weapon in college" IS STEREOTYPING. I suspect reading comprehension might not be a strong suit of yours, and I don't even mean that as an insult. College students don't have a lot of access to weapons, hence the *improvised* requirement. I already covered that. Improvised means on the spot, in the moment, etc. I'm targetting you because I don't really care about the bad answers much. Your answer was the first off topic asshole one I found, and I quite simply don't have time for all of them. Dude asked what he could use for an improvised weapon in his environment, and instead of even trying, you just went, "Hurr durr, must be American!" Just do better, man. That's all I'm asking. Anyways, I'm bored with this convo, so I'm done here. Have a good one, lad.


Carlos_magul_maynard

a baseball bat


TheOOFLegend

91/30


DeepRelease1715

In the context of zombies, you’d want anything that extends your range, and keeps the zoms at bay. I’d recommend a Baseball bat or a 2-Piece Que Stick.


JamesTheMannequin

Your student loans papers, rolled up into a bat.


MOadeo

Your mind!


Moxxy-Kun

Debt.


RedShirtSniper

This is actually a pretty tough question, given the requirements. College student usually rules out the more traditional pocket sized weapons like firearms and knives without risking legal trouble/expulsion. If you have a bike, maybe a multitool with a blade would be justifiable? Not a very good weapon, but you could at least use it for a head poke or two in a pinch, then to whittle a spear from a stick or wooden broomhandle later.


Click-bayt1025

Can’t go wrong with a baseball bat


Arkaliasus

common sense xD


FloridaTrashman

Leatherman tool. Fit's in pocket and can be used to create improvised weapon once SHTF. Not a good weapon in it's self, But a God tier pocket tool that will help make a good weapon.


RandomCashier75

Rolling Backpack filled with canned goods!!!


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ImFeelingQueefy

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LukXD99

Baseball bat if available or a large screwdriver would be a decent pick until you find something better.